Join us for Episode 11×09 – “Nothing Lasts Forever” in which we discover what might well be the most inept hour of television ever cobbled together. A former TV star stays young by eating human organs and also occasional sharing a circulatory system with young people that were formerly ugly, a lunatic murders a lot people to rescue her sister from the circulatory system cult, and Scully spends an inordinate amount of time at a vacation church.

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Where using majicks to get revenge on your cheating spouse is way to much work.

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Mila and John help us mousetrap our way through 7×06 – “The Goldberg Variation”. In which Willie Garson might or might not use his windbreaker to be a flying squirrel. Mulder has terrible hair and even worse ideas. We see the early work of the harbinger of doomsday that will henceforth forever be known as Steve the Beef. A real life X-File terrifies all of us to our core. Harsh Ream 1×02 “Title I Can’t Be Bothered to Look Up” continues to be revolting garbage.

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