November 25th, 2016
We did it! We survived all of the X-Files! Join us for one last time… for now, as we discuss stats, scores, monsters, and upsetting fanfiction.
Where this nonsense is out there.
Tags: Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Fanfiction, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, JFK, John Doggett, Lists, Monica Reyes, Monsters, Nonsense, Scores, Stats, Tammy Ginader, Walter Skinner, X-Files, xfiles
November 18th, 2016
Ian is here to help us discuss the nonsensical final episode of the X-Files, 10×06 – “My Struggle II” wherein Chris Carter still refuses to understand the concept of DNA. Einstein and Miller make desperate attempts to keep the plot going and Joel McHale delivers the worst lines of dialogue ever imagined. American Hero Monica Reyes is back in the mix and drunk as ever.
Where there’s nothing that you can spoil us on.
Tags: ...but please don't call us heroes, 50 feet of complete traffic gridlock within eyesight of the washinton monument, Accosting Man, Agent Einstein, Agent Miller, Aliza Vellani, American Hero Monica Reyes, Annabeth Gish, Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darren Dolynski, David Duchovny, DNA, Do we get a prize now?, Dr. Rubell, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Home Again, homeopathic alien cure, How does this work, I am much more emotionally invested in the Mr. Belvedere Finale than The X-Files, introtox, introtox.com, Joel McHale, Julian Christopher, Lance Henriksen, Lauren Ambrose, Legends of Tomorrow, Man in Suit, Mik Byskov, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Morphing Alien, My Struggle II, Nurse Sandeep, Poor Joel McHale, Robbie Amell, Sandy Da Costa, Scoops, Smoking Man, Spoilers, Tad O'Malley, Tammy Ginader, That's not how DNA works, Walter Skinner, we are legends, We did it!, Whale Song, Where did those photos come from?, Where were they driving from, William B. Davis, William no longer has alien DNA so he's not immune nor does he have stem cells that Mulder can use, X-Files, xfiles
November 10th, 2016
Ian and Michael David join us for 10×05 – “Babylon” an episode about the fears of old white dudes before Herr Trump rode in on his great white horse to save them. Basically Mulder and Scully try to talk to a dead terrorist. It’s absolute garbage.
Where we’re building a wall around this episode and Chris Carter is going to pay for it.
Tags: Agent Einstein, Agent Miller, Angry Woman, Artin John, ASA Podcasting, Babylon, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clinton, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Eric Breker, FBI Agent Guard, Firestorm, Fox Mulder, Fuck Chris Carter, Garry Chalk, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Islamophobia, J. Alex Brinson, Janet Kidder, John Fitzgerald Byers, Johnny Ghorbani, Lauren Ambrose, Mad Dog, Man in Suit 1, Man in Suit 2, Marci T. House, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mo Said, Nina Nayebi, Noora, Nurse, Osama Look Alike, Racism, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robbie Amell, Sexism, Shaine Jones, Shiraz, Smoking Man, SP Agent Brem, Stephen Lobo, Tammy Ginader, This is garbage, Tom Braidwood, Trump, Walter Skinner, Web of Queer Podcast, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles, Young Muslim
October 27th, 2016
DJ J-Jon-Jonathon and Chris are here to help us discuss the wacky Darin Morgan penned 10×03 – “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster” in which an everyday happy lizard-man is cursed by podcast rival Kumail Nanjiani also a cute dog gets snatched!
Where dog snatching is encouraged.
Tags: Alex Diakun, animal control worker, Annabelle, bite mark, Brad Cupples, cemetery, Chris JC, Claire Laffar, coffee, D.J. Pierce, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, dead body on slab, death hallway, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Dr. Rumanovitch, dude, ford car, forest, Fox Mulder, getting high, Gillian Anderson, grave, Guy Mann, Hamlet, human bite, introtox, introtox.com, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Kumail Nanjiani, lizard, Lizard Man, Luke Cage, Manager, metamorphosis, mirror, monster, motel, motel room, Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster, murder investigation, murder motel, murder suspect, Nicole Parker, Nicole Parker-Smith, Pasha, pathology, peephole, photograph, profiling, psychiatrist, puppy, red eyes, reference to charles fort, Rhys Darby, Richard Newman, Ryan Beil, Secret Door, Shangela, Stoner, Stoner #1, Stoner #2, stuffed animal, Tammy Ginader, The Defenders Podcast, The Werelizard, transformation, transgender, transgender prostitute, Tyler Labine, Werewolf, X-Files, xfiles, You can find Jonathon right here... in these very tags!, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
October 13th, 2016
Will joins us as we stare into the abyss of Season 10. We say hello and goodbye to poor lil’ Scoops. Meet an Alex Jones metaphor and marvel at the lack of anything happening. Also Scully now spends her time putting ears on kids that don’t have them.
Where we should have set the bar even lower.
Tags: a shocking lack of nazis, Annet Mahendru, Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Fox Mulder, Fuck Chris Carter, Gillian Anderson, How did it get worse?, I Want To Believe, introtox, introtox.com, Joel McHale Joel McHale, Mein Kampf, Mitch Pileggi Mitch Pileggi, Season 10, Sveta, Tad O'Malley, Tammy Ginader, Walter Skinner, X-Files, xfiles
October 6th, 2016
Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that Mulder broke out of prison where he was on death row for murder.
Where we don’t sympathize with child molesters no matter how magical they are.
Tags: 1st Abductor, 2nd Abductor, 2nd Victim, Abduction, Adam Godley, Agent Mosley Drummy, Alex Diakun, Amanda can be found right here in THESE VERY TAGS! ...when not lurking on red carpets, Amanda Peet, ASAC Dakota Whitney, based on tv series, Billy Connolly, Blair Fearon, bleeding from eyes, Body Swapping Surgery, Brad Cupples, brain disease, Bullfrog Andy, Callum Keith Rennie, Carrie Ruscheinsky, Catchy songs that you shouldn't be caught singing in public near police officials, catholic, Catholicism, Cheryl Cunningham, ChiMo Joe, Chris Carter, Christian Fearon, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darin Morgan's BFF, David Duchovny, Denis Krasnogolov, dismemberment, Elderly Gent, Fagin Woodcock, falling from height, Father Joseph Crissman, Father Ybarra, fbi, Feed Store Proprietor, Female Assistant, Fox Mulder, Frank Spotnitz, Franz Tomczeszyn, Fuck Chris Carter, Gaunt Man, Gillian Anderson, googling a broad topic and printing 4 pieces of paper is all you need to do experimental brain surgery, Gross, Head Transplant, HoopleCast, human experimentation, I Want To Believe, ice bath, introtox, introtox.com, Janke Dacyshyn, Lucy Butler, Luke Cage, magical child molester, Male Assistant, Marco Niccoli, Margaret Fearon, Matt Asendorf, Matt is Wrong About Games, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Bannan, need surgery? Ask Jeeves!, Nicki Aycox, Novelization, nun, organ harvesting, Patrick Keating, pedophile, pedophile priest, Premiere, Priest, psychic, psychic vision, RIP Thumbs-Up Dog, Roger Horchow, russian, Sarah-Jane Redmond, sequel, severed arm, severed head, sex offender, Slight Man, snowplow, Sometimes one woman in a refridgerator in a scene just isn't enough, SpartaCast, Spencer Maybee, staff physician, stem cell therapy, Stem Cells, Stephen E. Miller, Still waiting for that Werewolf, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, The Defenders Podcast, This is dumb, title spoken by character, Two-Headed Dog, Veronika Hadrava, Walter Skinner, Werewolves, what did we get stuck in our rectums, Why the fuck are they calling him 'Father', X-Files, Xantha Radley, xfiles, Xzibit
September 22nd, 2016
Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.
Where we can’t believe this was on for 9 years.
Tags: 2012, Acting Chops, Adam Baldwin, Alan Dale, Alex Krycek, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, bell 206 jet ranger helicopter, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Owens, Christopher Stapleton, Claire Laffar, Clip Show, Clones, Cody Lightning, Cupcakes, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Deep Throat, Doomsday, Drones, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gibson Praise, Gillian Anderson, Hybrids, Indian Boy, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Julia Vera, Knowle Rohrer, Lana Chee, Laurie Holden, magnetite, Marita Covarrubias, Matthew Glave, Melvin Frohike, Michael David, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. X, Nicholas Lea, Pat Nadeau, Pennywise, Philippine Chess Champion, Questionable Legal Tactics, Richard Langly, Robert Patrick, Rosswell, Series Finale, Smoking Man, So no follow-up questions? none at all? ok... cool i guess?, Special Agent Kallenbrunner, Spiders Eyes, Steven Williams, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, The truth, This doesn't make sense, This is nonsense, This is nothing a little salad can’t fix, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, William, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles
September 15th, 2016
Matt is here to help us discuss 9×18 “Sunshine Days’ Where we’ve never been closer to The Truth. It’s the penultimate episode of the X-Files so clearly it’s going to be about The Brady Bunch. Ben Linus is the most pathetic sadsack ever and everyone else is crazy drunk this week.
Where no one wants to be Cousin Oliver.
Tags: A to B to C to SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, Aha, Alice, Annabeth Gish, Anthony Fogelman, Arlene, Arlene Pileggi, Arlene Warren, Ben Linus, Blake McCormick, Brad Cupples, Carol Brady, Claire Laffar, Damon Kaylor, Dana Scully, Dancing on the Ceiling, David Duchovny, David Faustino, Dr. Henry Jacocks, Dr. John Rietz, Eric Don, falling on a car, football, Gillian Anderson, illusion, introtox, introtox.com, John Aylward, John Doggett, Keith Forster, latex gloves, levitation, looking up, Lost, Marcia Marcia Marcia, Marcie Lynn Ross, Married with Children, Matt Asendorf, Michael Daley, Michael Emerson, Mike Brady, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Oliver Martin, Orderly, overhead camera shot, Questionable dialogue, reference to the brady bunch, Robbie Troy, Robert Patrick, Sam the Butcher, seizure, Stephen Bridgewater, Sunshine Days, Tammy Ginader, telekinesis, telepathy, The Brady Bunch, Tyson Turrou, van nuys california, Walter Skinner, X-Files, xfiles
September 8th, 2016
Pat joins us to discuss 9×17 “Release’ In which Robert Patrick has all the acting chops. We meet the biggest creep ever and also a mob connected child murderer. Apparently the FBI has really loosened their recruitment screenings post 9/11. We say goodbye to Follmer and everyone’s favorite drunk is bonkers as usual.
Where we don’t allow imposter cadets that act like super creeps.
Tags: Acting Chops, Annabeth Gish, Avery Glymph, Barbara Doggett, Barbara Patrick, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Cadet #1, Cary Elwes, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Diener, Doggett > Mulder, Drunk Reyes, Ellen Persich, FBI Cadet Rudolph Hayes, Follmer's Assistant, Gillian Anderson, Hey FBI how the fuck did this creepo cadet imposter get in?, HoopleCast, introtox, introtox.com, Jared Poe, John Doggett, John Doggett 2016, Kate Lombardi, Kipp Shiotani, Mandy Levin, Matt is Wrong About Games, Monica Reyes, Nicholas Regali, Pat Nadeau, Release, Robert Patrick, Sal Landi, Scully and Reyes are Clubbing all the time now that Williams gone, SpartaCast, Tammy Ginader, The X-Files Variety Hour, Victoria Gallegos, Woman, X-Files, xfiles
September 1st, 2016
DJ J-Jon Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss the beautiful tapestry that is 9×16 “William’ Wherein Scully is the worst mom ever with the most questionable logic ever. Despite the unending supply of bullshit that is thrown at him American Hero Jeffrey Spender saves the world yet again. William moves to Brimleytown.
Where we are taking donations to buy Spender a Lone Gunmen mask.
Tags: Adam Nelson, Annabeth Gish, Baby William, Brad Cupples, Burning sheets, Chris JC, Chris Owens, Claire Laffar, Cupcakes, Cyd Strittmatter, Dana Scully, Daniel Miller, David Duchovny, DNA, Dr. Edwards, Gillian Anderson, Harsh Realm, House of D, How would he be shorter, introtox, introtox.com, It's a bad day for Doggett, James Riker, Jay Leno Fashions, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, Jonathon Pope, Kersh, Ma and Pa Kent, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. Van De Kamp, Mrs. Van De Kamp, Robert Patrick, Scully is the worst mother, Shannon Hile, Stranger Danger, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, The Breather, Travis Riker, Walter Skinner, William, X-Files, xfiles