October 20th, 2016
Chris and Will are here to help us discuss 10×02 – “Founders Mutation” where we are treated to a story about mutants and family that completely falls apart in retrospect. No unlike the whole William plot. Also a cat gets what it deserves.
Where an apple a day is all the amunition we need.
Tags: Aaron Douglas, Apple Throwing Champ, Augustus Goldman, Chester Bonaparte, Chris JC, Dana Scully, Daniela Dib, David Duchovny, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Doug Savant, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Founders Mutation, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Gupta, Jackie Goldman, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Jonathan Whitesell, Kyle Gilligan, Less William more Daniela Dib in the future please, Lindquist, Mitch Pileggi, Press Gang, Rebecca Wisocky, SpartaCast, The Sense8 Podcast, THE WORST, This makes less sense the more I think about it, Vik Sahay, Walter Skinner, Will Johnson, William, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
April 14th, 2016
Will joins us for episode 8×17 – “Empedocles” wherein the boy who could fly is now made of evil cgi fire. Reyes and Mulder meet and say seemingly English words at each other for no other purpose than to torment Doggett. In The Lone Gunmen 1×09 “Diagnosis Jimmy” Byers is obsessed with Bears and Jimmy is in the hospital solving mysteries and inexplicably breaking hearts.
Where ash people hallucinations are not valid proof of anything.
Tags: Amanda Fein, Anderson Cooper, Andrea Kinsky, Annabeth Gish, ash people, Bill Macy, Bob Harvey, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, burnt corpse, Caitlin Fein, car crash, car explosion, car fire, Cheryl Francis Harrington, Claire Laffar, Creighton Dukes, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Glyn-Jones, Dayna Beilenson, Dean Haglund, demonic possession, Denise Crosby, Det. Franklin Potter, Devlin Elliott, Diagnosis Murder, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. Belluci, Dr. Bromberg, Dr. Mary Speake, E.R. Nurse, Empedocles, Even the nurse forgot Denise Crosby was in this episode, Fact Finding Missions, fired from the job, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, FUCK REYES, Gillian Anderson, GKnowllll Rohrerrererer, hallucination, Himself, ICU Nurse, introtox, introtox.com, Jake Fritz, Jason Goes to Hell, Jeb!, Jennifer Hammon, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Walsh, Katha Dukes, Katha is a gross name, Larold, Laura Means, Luke Doggett, man on fire, Melvin Frohike, Mia Dukes, Michael Puttonen, Millennium, Monica Reyes, Mr. Dimsdale, Mr. Dimsdale's Son, Mr. Keever, new orleans louisiana, Number Crunching, Nurse Marilyn, Payphone Woman, Pet Sematary, Pizza Delivery Man, police chase, Resident Surgeon, Reyes is the worst, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Richard Fitzpatrick, Roadhouse, Rob Freeman, Robert Bruce, Robert Patrick, Roberta Toews, Robin Mossley, Ron Canada, Satanic Cults, Scrub Nurse, Scully is 54 weeks pregnant, Shawn Batten, shooting boss, SpartaCast, Spyder Games, Stephen Snedden, Tammy Ginader, Tasha Yar, The Boy Who Could Fly, The Dukes of Hazard, The First Slayer, The Lone Gunmen, The worst people, Tom Braidwood, trapped in a burning car, Veronica Brown, Walter Stukas, Wendy Gazelle, What is Roberta's purpose, What We Make: A Terminator Podcast, Will Johnson, Worst parents, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
October 14th, 2015
Will and Mike are here for sexist video game nonsense on 7×13 – “First Person Shooter” an episode that breaks new ground for incompetence and bumbling ineptitude in the fields of writing and directing. Also why is she sleeping? Harsh Ream 1×09 “Donezo: The Final Indignity” is the last one.
Where we will never discuss Harsh Realm again.
Tags: accused of murder, Alabama Hot Pocket, autopsy, backflip, Billy Ray Gallion, BitchJerk Podcast, blast the crap out of stuff, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Cake in shorts, character says bring it on, checking shorts for cake, Chris Carter, Christopher Ng, Claire Laffar, Constance Zimmer, Cyber Punk, Dana Scully, Darryl Musashi, David Duchovny, Deadwood, Dean Haglund, Detective Lecoeur, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Ethics in Videogames Journalism isn't a thing, First Person Shooter, Fourvel, Fox Mulder, FPS, Fuck Gamergaters, Fuck Those Gamergate Assholes, gamer, Gillian Anderson, gold! Gold! GOLD!, gratuitous virtual mayhem, Harsh Realm, held at gunpoint, How do you have FBI agents sign an NDA for a murder investigation, How long has this guy been dead?., How long was the body there, interrogation, introtox, introtox.com, Ivan Martinez, Jade Blue Afterglow, James Geralden, James Marsh, Jamie Marsh, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Marrott, Krista Allen, Laser Tag, Lo-Fat, Lora Croft is a criminal suspect, Lost Boys, Maitreya, Matthew Sutherland, Melvin Frohike, Michael Bower, Michael David, motorcycle, Moxie, narrated by character, nerd, non disclosure agreement, Nonsense Talk, OG, Original Guru, Phoebe, Records Clerk, retina scan, Retro, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Ryan Todd, Security Guard, severed hand, sexist, Shockingly incompetent directing, Skyrim Addict Podcast, sleeping on the job, Sphinx, STOP SENDING PEOPLE INTO VIDEO GAMES AFTER PEOPLE DIED IN THE VIDEO GAME, Tammy Ginader, testosterone frenzy, The Chatter Box Podcast, The Great One, The Lone Gunmen, The script for this ep is problematic to say the least, The worst game ever, There were more tags but the power went off and they went away, This is better than 'Space' I TOLD YOU ALL!, This is the worst game ever, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Tom Maddox, Video Games, virtual reality, western town, Whack a mole, What the fuck is happening?, What We Make: A Terminator Podcast, who is the paint for?, Why are they wrapping bodies in bubble wrap, Why is this?, WHY WAS SHE ASLEEP, Will Johnson, William Gibson, X-Files, xfiles, ya yas
April 21st, 2015
Evangeline and Will join us to discuss 6×10 “Tithonus” in which Scully goes on adventure, with the guy who isn’t Ryan Reynolds but might be from the 1940s, to track down a guy that might be from the 1840s. She then becomes immortal by acting like a J.J. Abrams apologist and ignoring lens flare. Millennium 3×07 “Through a Glass, Darkly” is a super creepy episode that takes us back to the salad days of season one.
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Tags: A Scully episode that doesn't have her shitty family or baby Jeezo, A super creepy Millennium, Agent Peyton Ritter, Alfred Fellig, Alma Kersh, Alvin Donald Kersh, Ambulance EMT, Ange Billman, Assistant Director Alvin Kersh, Background checks have more significance on the world than Mulder and Scully's Involvement in a great deal of the X-Files Cases, Barry Wiggins, Blue Collar Man, Brad Cupples, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Claire Laffar, Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose, Coby Ryan McLaughlin, Cupcake stealing fucker, David Duchovny, Dawg... you aren't THAT old, Death, Dell Yount, Desk Sergeant, Does everyone in this ep have a hangover and/or migraine? Turn on the lights, Don Fehmel, Don't get in that car, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Evangeline Spachis, F1b Miniature Goldendoodle, First Young Agent, Frank Black, Frank Black could have sorted out the Laura Palmer case in about 48hrs tops, Frank Briggs, Geezer? Really?, Geoffrey Lewis, Gillian Anderson, Hinkie? Really?, Hooker, Hooker Hassler, Hooker Helper, Hooker Hitter, Hooker Homicide, Hooker Hustler, How did they get to the police station?, I can't believe I'm still editing this... I have no idea what we are even talking about right now... I have to leave for work in five hours, I forgot Hollis was even in this ep, I guess the lightbulb budget was drastically slashed for this ep, I'm gonna need these unappreciative sadsacks to stop getting immortality, If lens flares are death then J.J. Abrams is the harbinger of Death, If you are looking for Evangeline you've already found her, If you close your eyes you can't die, Immortal, inmates should probably not have matches, introtox, introtox.com, It would have helped if we were speaking into the correct microphone... but this is free and after 4 hrs I am insanely tired so their is only so much I can do to fix it, James Pickens Jr., Javier Grajeda, Johnny-On-The-Spot? Really?, Jolyon Reese, Jordan Black, Kersh = Hero, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Left to her own devices Tammy would only update the software on those devices once every 78 years, Lens flares need to stop taking work from Martin Short, Light-up sneakers, lil Hulk, Love lasts 75 years... if you're lucky, Malcolm Wiggins, Martin Short as Death, Matt Gallini, Max Brunelli, Michael Watkins, Millennium, Montages, Muck up my case? Really?, Naomi Matsuda, New York, Nicky Fane, NYPD Detective, Olivia Kersh, Our cannon is better than their cannon, Paul Jarrett, Penny Kersh, Randle Jarret, Richard Ruccolo, Ritter is the worst, Ritter is thorough in his research not his gun safety training, Sam Petersen, Scott Sowers, Scully's Desk, Second Young Agent, Secretary, Sheriff Paul Dietz, Slow Healing Immortals, So are blind people immortal, So how is Ritter not in prison?, Soft kidnapping, Special Agent Emma Hollis, Tammy Ginader, Technical Issues, Teliko, The Briggs Family Tree, The Mustache Year, The Practice, The Pretender, The Zeppo, This ep really needs more montages, This episode is brought you in slightly higher bitrate than a game of Pole Position, This guy was killed over light-up sneakers... hey 90's... WHAT IS UP? ARE YOU OK?, Thomas Kincaid's "Christmas Cottage", Through a Glass Darkly, Tithonus, Tom McCleister, Tooms, Truck Driver, Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place, Unsinkable, Vampires. Highlanders. Dana Scully = Immortal. Great Hair. Can't Have Children, Vince Gilligan, Weegee, Werewolf Cat, What We Make: A Terminator Podcast, Will Johnson, William MacDonald, Wowzers little lady this jamoker is doing my head in! After we nab this crook would you care to grab a rasberry phospate down at the Five-and-Dime or maybe take in a picture show?, X-Files, xfiles, Yellow Fever
July 9th, 2013
Will pops by to discuss ‘Excelsis Dei’ as we ask the immortal question:
If there’s somethin’ strange in your old folks home
Who ya gonna call?
A somewhat indifferent-to the plight of rape victims FBI profiler and an ill-defined doctor of forensic pathology/whatever is convenient!
I ain’t afraid o’ rape ghosts.
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Tags: Alzheimer's Disease, Are the pills poisoning them or are they being ghost choked, Awakenings, Best Voicemail ever, Bird Suicide, Blatant Racism, Boxing is gross, Brad Cupples, Brad is the brain, Can we take the questioning away from the murder site, Claire is the heart... and has a helper monkey, Claire Laffar, Cocoon, crunched numbers, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Fresco, Dorothy, Dr. John Grago, Duane Barry Look-A-Likes, ED, Eddie Kasperek's Moms, Eric Christmas, Ernie Prentice, Excelsis Dei, Flying down the hall spreading amore, Four people working 24hr shifts, Fox Mulder, Frances Bay, Fungus = Bad, Getting rodgered by a ghost, Gillian Anderson, Gung Bituen, Hal Arden, Harold and Maude, Hellcats, hmmm this seems asian-y DO YOU HAVE AN ASIAN ORDERLY?, I brought pops here to die but the sonofabitch wouldn't take the hint, I denounce and reject Mel for her statements regarding rape, introtox, introtox.com, IT, Jerry Tiernan, Jerry Wasserman, Johnny Cuthbert, Johnny Depp is an old man, Just try and tell the olds there isn't a working elevator. TRY IT!, Laura Kelly, Leo Kreutzer, Let them watch the gross human fighting sport game they are adults, longklaw, Mecha-Shiva Mecha-Shiva!, Michelle Charters, Mrs. Dawson, Mrs. Tremond, Mulder has horrific snuff porn, Mulder's Majick Geanie Deal, Naturalistic Fallacies AND Racism... cool beans., Naturalistic Fallacies AND Racism... cool beans.Cocoon, Olds, Paul Jarrett, Porky's, Queen Bitch, Rape Ghost, Robin Burdge, Robin is the body, Sab Shimono, Scully makes the craziest burgers ever., Separation of Church and State, Sexist Ghosts, She was clearly raped. Why is everyone ignoring that?, Sheila Moore, Skink?, Sloppy Ghost Protocols, Sloppy Writing, Smallville, Splat, spooky ghosts, Stan Phillips, Stop terrorizing dementia patients bitch, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is The Spirit, Tasha Simms, Teryl Rothery, The Air-tight bathroom, The Ghost of Don Draper's Future, The strongest door, Unnecessary Ambulance use, Upshaw, What is a spirit?, What the hell do these ghosts want?, Why do your “Makes-Old-People_Better” Pills also happen to be your “Connets-The-Living-To-The-Magic-Spirit-Doorway” Pill, Why is she suing the government, Wilford Brimley, Will Johnson, X-Files, xfiles, Young Blades