October 6th, 2016
Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that Mulder broke out of prison where he was on death row for murder.
Where we don’t sympathize with child molesters no matter how magical they are.
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June 2nd, 2015
Alirio helps us make sense of 6×16 “Alpha” in which a weredog shapeshifter mails himself to himself as a possible insurance fraud scheme? Also Scully is jealous of a werido Mulder met in a dog fetishist chatroom. Millennium 3×13 “Antipas” brings back Lucy Butler who Freddy Kruger rapes Frank.We also learn that Frank Black does not abide hedge mazes.
Where we all stay in school, put on sunblock, and don’t have dream sex with the devil.
Tags: A human that thinks like an animal, A large rangy animal with primitive even pre-evolutionary aspects, A strange bird, a/s/l? n2 K9?, Alirio Ferreira, Alirio wants the canid terrorists to win, Alpha, Andrew Robinson, animal attack, Animal Control, Art Hindle, Assistant Director Andy McClaren, Bloodlust, Boring, Brad Cupples, Buck, caged animal, Canid, Cardassians, Chris Carter's Hometown, Claire Laffar, Cryptozoologist, Dana Lee, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Starwalt, dewclaw, dhl, Divina Saxum, Dog, Dog Gone. Doggone, Doggy 9/11, Doggy Chump, Dogs with thumbs, Don't kill a dog, Dr. Ian Detweiler, Dr. James Riley, Fish & Wildlife Officer Frank Fiedler, Fong, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frank Black has no time for hedge maze antics, freighter, Gardener, Gillian Anderson, Hellraiser, Hollis does not fuck around with snakes, Hot Dog... The Movie!, How are there no cute dogs in this ep that is lousy with dogs?, How many times do you have to shoot a dog?, I don't know much about the military. But I do know they can all go fuck themselves. #StateSponsoredMurderers #ShittyCareerChoices, I really wish we could have seen Mulder introduce Karin (with an 'i') to Teena (with a double 'e'), I will be awaiting Alirio's delivery of a $2 coin, introtox, introtox.com, Jake Conroy, James M. Connor, Jay Brazeau, Jeffrey Cahn, John Saxum, Karin Berquist, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Light sensitive lupus, Lloyd Berry, Long-Haired Man, Lucy Butler, Melinda Culea, Merchant Marines, Michael Mantell, Millennium, Mulder and Karin's ideal date would end with Demolition Man Style Virtual Reality Sex, Mulderbot cannot compute, Mute Fail, Oblong, OTR, Pan pipes of xenophobia, Pet Puppies, Peter Markle, PotentialCast, Pound Puppies, Pre-evoutionary, Press Gang, Quiz, Rachel Victoria, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Scott Heindl, Selwyn Wassenaar, severed hand, So what part of his plan didn't involve dying in a shipping crate?, Special Agent Emma Hollis, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, Star Trek Voyager, Stay in school!, Stephen E. Miller, Susan Hogan, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is mad sexist, Tammy the Terminator, The Last Word Podcast, The most obvious ep ever, Thomas F. Duffy, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tiger, title spoken by character, Trickster dogs can't open deadbolts, Tuan Tran, Umm how is this dog smarter than humans, Una Saxum, underWere, Unwieldy Safewords, Wanshang Dhole, WereDog By Night, WereGarak, Werewolf, Werewolves, Why is Scully jealous of this weirdo light-sensitive-lupus-ravaged-dog-fetishist?, Woo, X-Files, xfiles, Yau-Gene Chan, Yee, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
March 5th, 2013
Matt climbs back into the ring to talk about Shapes, AKA Sheriff Hawk vs Werewolf. The writers kind of try to not be racist. Scully tries not be incompetent. Sneaking Fox tries to… hang around until the mystery is solved? Honestly everybody is losing this one except us because we’ve got Hawk being a badass and a caged mountain lion to look at.
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Tags: A cut scene so bad Tammy thought Robin made it up, American Werewolf in London, Baywatch Nights, Blood Lust, Blood Rage, Brad Cupples, Caged Mountain Lion Stock Footage, Claire delivers on her own time, Claire Laffar, David Duchovny, Donnelly Rhodes, Dr. David Hasselfhoff's funeral for the unfrozen Viking Warrior was a billion times cooler than this funeral, Dutch from Soap, FanFic Contest, Future Matt, Gillian Anderson, Goodenplenty, Goodensnake, Gooodenough, Hawk is always a badass, he had more possesions than friends... like everybody? I've got more socks than friends, Hillbilly Murderers, I love to watch caged animals and thinking about my dead mom when I'm drunk and naked... OH THAT'S NOT CRAZY, I must draw you, I'm not disturbing your funeral by riding up on a horse am I?, It never leaves a trail...except this time... when Mulder immediately finds a trail... and skin, J. Edgar Hoover, Japes 'n Shapes, Manitou, Manitou eyes vary HUGELY by description, Marley and Me: The Puppy Years, Matt Humphrey, Mel is proudly obtusely hilariously wrong, Michael Horse, Moira is angling to take out Robin and Matt, Moira's Medical Minute(s), Mulder is shooting his gun like a crazy person, Number of animals is a metric for sound like number of football fields is a metric for length, Oh yeah Scully just left with him... P.S. I forgot to tell her that he ate his father's blood and is in fact a cannibal monster... no big deal., Past Matt, Pennywise the Clown, Phases, Pregnancy Watch, Racism, Robin Burdge, Russian Doll Werewolves, Scully would give up her career to drive an ambulance, Shapes, Skinwalker, Sneaky Mountain Lion Antics, Soap, Steven King, Tammy Ginader, Teeth Calcium deposits?, The Creeps, The Twin Peaks Podcast, The X-Files, The Young Riders, Twilight, Twin Peaks, ummm why is 80% of the rez at the bar midday #Racism, Werewolves, What if you discovered your girlfriend was a native american MantiTe'o... Editors Note: I am shocked Robin didn't make this joke., What would an internal anomaly prove?, Where do the human sized skin and fur suits go when they change?, Windigo, Writing vs Directing in a battle for who is worse