October 27th, 2016
DJ J-Jon-Jonathon and Chris are here to help us discuss the wacky Darin Morgan penned 10×03 – “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster” in which an everyday happy lizard-man is cursed by podcast rival Kumail Nanjiani also a cute dog gets snatched!
Where dog snatching is encouraged.
Tags: Alex Diakun, animal control worker, Annabelle, bite mark, Brad Cupples, cemetery, Chris JC, Claire Laffar, coffee, D.J. Pierce, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, dead body on slab, death hallway, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Dr. Rumanovitch, dude, ford car, forest, Fox Mulder, getting high, Gillian Anderson, grave, Guy Mann, Hamlet, human bite, introtox, introtox.com, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Kumail Nanjiani, lizard, Lizard Man, Luke Cage, Manager, metamorphosis, mirror, monster, motel, motel room, Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster, murder investigation, murder motel, murder suspect, Nicole Parker, Nicole Parker-Smith, Pasha, pathology, peephole, photograph, profiling, psychiatrist, puppy, red eyes, reference to charles fort, Rhys Darby, Richard Newman, Ryan Beil, Secret Door, Shangela, Stoner, Stoner #1, Stoner #2, stuffed animal, Tammy Ginader, The Defenders Podcast, The Werelizard, transformation, transgender, transgender prostitute, Tyler Labine, Werewolf, X-Files, xfiles, You can find Jonathon right here... in these very tags!, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
November 1st, 2015
We get together under a full moon to discuss the 1985 Stephen King classic “Silver Bullet” in which Gary Busey is best/worst creepo uncle ever who makes as many if not more attempts to kill Corey Haim than the werewolf he’s been harassing via the U.S. Postal System. Also someone is using this in their reel to audition for King Lear.
Where werewolf babies are always welcome.
Tags: 1976, alright enough of your damned music that you have preparred we have announcements!, American Werewolf in London, Andy Fairton, barbershop creeping, based of a novelette, based on novel, bear trap, Best dressed, Bill Smitrovich, Bletch, Bob Coslaw, Brad Cupples, Brady Kincaid, breaking a mirror, brother sister relationship, Buying a California Ambulance via recycling... great idea Maine, Chi-Mo, child murder, child uses gun, church, Claire Laffar, clawed to death, Corey Haim, crutches, cult film, Dan Attias, decapitation, Dino De Laurentiis, Disease Vector Russian Roulette, Don't talk about your sister's tits weirdo, Donald Trump's America, dream sequence, drunkenness, Everett McGill, evil priest, eye patch, fireworks, flask, Franklin and Bash, From IMDB triva: 'Even though the werewolf kills people; he does not eat them.' Cool I guess? Whatever., full moon, garter snake, Gary Busey, gas station monster, gazebo, Giant Spider, Gossipy McMustachio, ground fog, Halloween, handicapped boy, Heather Simmons, Herb Kincaid, herda hada herda, HHN, hit with a baseball bat, hit with a chair, independent film, introtox, introtox.com, It started in May in a small town and every month after that whenever the moon is full... It came back, James A. Baffico, Jane Coslaw, Joe Wright, Kent Broadhurst, kite, kite flying, Lawrence Tierney, Leon Russom, Let's keep cakes and lemonades out of pants ok?, Maine, Marty Coslaw, Megan Follows, Millennium, Milt Sturmfuller, motorcycle, Mrs. Sturmfuller, murder, mysterious letter, Nan Coslaw, Owen Knopfler, Owen's Bar, pantyhose, paraplegic, Part human. Part wolf. Total terror, Pennywise the Clown, Preacher, Priest, product placement, Rebecca Fleming, reference to stephen king, reingold beer, Reverend Lowe, rifle, Robin Groves, severed head, Sheriff Joe Haller, shot in the eye, Silver Bullet, sitting in a tree, small town sheriff, stabbed in the stomach, Stephen King, Sweetums Wolf, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Sturmfuller, Tarker's Mills, Terry O'Quinn, That hurts my parts, The Firm, The local tax review quarterly, The Peacemaker, title spoken by character, townsfolk, Uncle Douvee, uncle nephew relationship, Uncle Red, Uncle Red Werewolf Hunter, unwanted pregnancy, Virgil Cuts, voice over narration, Werewolf, werewolf transformation, wheelchair, When darkness falls --terror rises, Whenever the moon is full... it comes back!, why are imdb keywords so insane?, Wilford Brimley, William Newman, Worst dressed, X-Files
October 7th, 2015
Chris attempts to join us before the harsh realm swallows him whole as we discuss 7×12 – “X-Cops” in which we meet our new favorite characters but get robbed of the chance to meet a wasp-man. Harsh Ream 1×08 “garbage o’clock: countdown to cancellation” was broadcast. Also we get the most questionable email ever.
Where we WILL NOT let Harsh Realm defeat us.
Tags: 9 mm bullet, ambulance, audio censor, autopsy, baby, Bad Boys, bathroom, Better Opening Credits, Brad Cupples, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, camera crew, Cameraman, censor, Chantara Gomez, Cheetara, Chris Carter, Chris JC, Claire can't be bothered, Claire Laffar, claw mark, Closure, Coroner's Assistant, Coward Cop, Crackhead, crime scene, crossover episode, Curtis C., Curtis Jackson, Daniel Emmett, David Duchovny, Dee Freeman, Deputy, Deputy Keith Wetzel, Doctor Who, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Don't write about TV shows or Comic Books for a College Thesis, drag queen, Edy, fingernail, flashlight, Frankie Ray, Freddy Kruger, full moon, Gillian Anderson, Harsh Realm, homosexual, house cat, hysterical female, introtox, introtox.com, J.W. Smith, John Michael Vaughn, Judson Mills, Kevin L. Beggs, Lifeline, Lombardo Boyar, los angeles california, María Celedonio, Mexican Lady, Michael W. Watkins, Pennywise the Clown, Perla Walter, pink hair, police patrol, Press Gang, screaming man, Sgt. Paula Duthie, Sheriff #6, silhouette against the moon, Soundman, Spanish Speaking Deputy, Steve, Steve & Edy 4Ever, Tammy Ginader, Tara Karsian, tattoo, Technical Issues, The bastard son of a 100 in-jokes, The Game Changer, The Last Word Podcast: a Press Gang Introcast, The Pretender, This Year's Girl, Vince Gilligan, We denounce and reject Jon, Werewolf, whatabitch, whatajerk, witness, X-Cops, X-Files, xfiles
June 2nd, 2015
Alirio helps us make sense of 6×16 “Alpha” in which a weredog shapeshifter mails himself to himself as a possible insurance fraud scheme? Also Scully is jealous of a werido Mulder met in a dog fetishist chatroom. Millennium 3×13 “Antipas” brings back Lucy Butler who Freddy Kruger rapes Frank.We also learn that Frank Black does not abide hedge mazes.
Where we all stay in school, put on sunblock, and don’t have dream sex with the devil.
Tags: A human that thinks like an animal, A large rangy animal with primitive even pre-evolutionary aspects, A strange bird, a/s/l? n2 K9?, Alirio Ferreira, Alirio wants the canid terrorists to win, Alpha, Andrew Robinson, animal attack, Animal Control, Art Hindle, Assistant Director Andy McClaren, Bloodlust, Boring, Brad Cupples, Buck, caged animal, Canid, Cardassians, Chris Carter's Hometown, Claire Laffar, Cryptozoologist, Dana Lee, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Starwalt, dewclaw, dhl, Divina Saxum, Dog, Dog Gone. Doggone, Doggy 9/11, Doggy Chump, Dogs with thumbs, Don't kill a dog, Dr. Ian Detweiler, Dr. James Riley, Fish & Wildlife Officer Frank Fiedler, Fong, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frank Black has no time for hedge maze antics, freighter, Gardener, Gillian Anderson, Hellraiser, Hollis does not fuck around with snakes, Hot Dog... The Movie!, How are there no cute dogs in this ep that is lousy with dogs?, How many times do you have to shoot a dog?, I don't know much about the military. But I do know they can all go fuck themselves. #StateSponsoredMurderers #ShittyCareerChoices, I really wish we could have seen Mulder introduce Karin (with an 'i') to Teena (with a double 'e'), I will be awaiting Alirio's delivery of a $2 coin, introtox, introtox.com, Jake Conroy, James M. Connor, Jay Brazeau, Jeffrey Cahn, John Saxum, Karin Berquist, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Light sensitive lupus, Lloyd Berry, Long-Haired Man, Lucy Butler, Melinda Culea, Merchant Marines, Michael Mantell, Millennium, Mulder and Karin's ideal date would end with Demolition Man Style Virtual Reality Sex, Mulderbot cannot compute, Mute Fail, Oblong, OTR, Pan pipes of xenophobia, Pet Puppies, Peter Markle, PotentialCast, Pound Puppies, Pre-evoutionary, Press Gang, Quiz, Rachel Victoria, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Scott Heindl, Selwyn Wassenaar, severed hand, So what part of his plan didn't involve dying in a shipping crate?, Special Agent Emma Hollis, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, Star Trek Voyager, Stay in school!, Stephen E. Miller, Susan Hogan, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is mad sexist, Tammy the Terminator, The Last Word Podcast, The most obvious ep ever, Thomas F. Duffy, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tiger, title spoken by character, Trickster dogs can't open deadbolts, Tuan Tran, Umm how is this dog smarter than humans, Una Saxum, underWere, Unwieldy Safewords, Wanshang Dhole, WereDog By Night, WereGarak, Werewolf, Werewolves, Why is Scully jealous of this weirdo light-sensitive-lupus-ravaged-dog-fetishist?, Woo, X-Files, xfiles, Yau-Gene Chan, Yee, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
April 1st, 2015
Alirio joins us for the super special episode 1×14 “Ranger Jarod” in which everyone’s favorite super smart guy pretends to be an Army/Park Ranger and loses his virginity. Jarod learns about Star Wars, The Three Stooges, and Boners. Broots and Miss Parker battle for worst dressed.
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Tags: A dark Muppet Babies, Able to pretend to have other jobs, Alex Wexo, Alirio Ferreira, Alirio got "The Jarod" Jarod is a Creep, Andrea Parker, Ashley Peldon, Big Bob, Bird Boner, Boing!, Brad Cupples, Brandis Kemp, Broots, Butter Eating Arctic Explorers are the WORST, Chris Hansen, Chris Williams, Claire Laffar, Data, Days of Our Lives, Deep End of the Ocean, Derek Kobey, Elpidia Carrillo, Integrity in games journalism, introtox, introtox.com, Is he supposed to be a Park Ranger of an Army Ranger? Those are theoretically different skill sets... right?, Jack Kehler, Jake 2.0, Jarod, Jarod Corkboard, Jarod discovers boners, Jarod Flyer, Jarod Forest, Jarod improvise-name, John Griffin, John Posey, Jon Gries, Little Bob, Lodz, Lost ripped off the pretender, Manatou, Marmaduke is America's 27th favorite comic strip canine, Michael T. Weiss, Miss Parker, Miss Parker's Pimp, Miss Parker: Adolescent Call-girl, Mrs. Simpkins, Nia, Nights to Dragon One, Patrick Bauchau, Poor Man's Spock, PotentialCast, Pretender, Ranger Jarod, Robot Monsters, Ryan Merriman, Shhhh... shhh, Simulations, Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland, Stan Conrad, Star Wars, Statue Porn, Stop Smiling, Storm's a' brewing, Supersmart, Sydney, Tammy Ginader, Tammy's favorite ring, The Centre, The Incredible Hulk, The J-Files, The Last Word: a Press Gang Introcast, The most impractical bandage taping ever, The Pretender, The Three Stooges, Thrillogy Night, Tiny Little Women, Troubled urban kids exploring the woods, Uncle Rico, Upsetting IMDB photos, Victor Simpkins, Werewolf, WHAT WAS BROOTS WEARING?, Who wants to hump that?, Windigo, Windom Earle, Young Jarod, Young Miss Parker, Young Sydney