It’s time for everyone to drop to their knees and scream to the skies that Episode 8×14 – “This Is Not Happening” here. DJ J-Jon JonE Jon joins us as we discuss this Chris Carter penned pile of garbage. The Lone Gunmen 1×06 “Madam I’m Adam” has Stephen Tobolowsky which makes it slightly better than it’s usual sub-mediocrity.

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Listen to Episode 8×14 – 1:43:47

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Will and Chris join us for Episode 8×06 – “Redrum” where backward living Joe Morton races against the clock to stop Spider-man. We learn about the manliest way to get coffee and desperately want to interview the transcript writers on the podcast.

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Where we don’t let our nanny’s know about the nannycam.

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Listen to Episode 8×06 – 1:42:13

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Matt and Chris join us for the questionably titled “Roadrunners” wherein Scully gets kidnapped by an evil parasitic slug worshiping cult. We also spend an inordinate amount of time playing a Chris Carter Monologue Game.

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Where we clearly have no memory of episode titles.

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Listen to Episode 8×04 – 1:50:06

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Everyone is arguing loudly and we have absolutely no clue why. Join us for the questionably titled episode 8×03 – “Patience” Wherein Scully and Dogget go to Gotham to track down the Batman. We learn a lot about being an old-fashioned cop and are hugely upset we didn’t get to meet the town librarian.

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Where we know who Batman’s arch-nemisis actually is.

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Listen to Episode 8×03 – 1:32:07

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Jonathon joins us for Episode 8×02 – “Without” In which Mulder continues to battle the evil table whilst everyone else is trapped in a Benny Hill sketch. We question whether these “Alien Bounty Hunters” are actually bounty hunters and why is Scully turning into the worst?

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Where we all wonder how well we *REALLY* know each other.

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Listen to Episode 8×02 – 1:20:33

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