October 27th, 2016
DJ J-Jon-Jonathon and Chris are here to help us discuss the wacky Darin Morgan penned 10×03 – “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster” in which an everyday happy lizard-man is cursed by podcast rival Kumail Nanjiani also a cute dog gets snatched!
Where dog snatching is encouraged.
Tags: Alex Diakun, animal control worker, Annabelle, bite mark, Brad Cupples, cemetery, Chris JC, Claire Laffar, coffee, D.J. Pierce, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, dead body on slab, death hallway, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Dr. Rumanovitch, dude, ford car, forest, Fox Mulder, getting high, Gillian Anderson, grave, Guy Mann, Hamlet, human bite, introtox, introtox.com, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Kumail Nanjiani, lizard, Lizard Man, Luke Cage, Manager, metamorphosis, mirror, monster, motel, motel room, Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster, murder investigation, murder motel, murder suspect, Nicole Parker, Nicole Parker-Smith, Pasha, pathology, peephole, photograph, profiling, psychiatrist, puppy, red eyes, reference to charles fort, Rhys Darby, Richard Newman, Ryan Beil, Secret Door, Shangela, Stoner, Stoner #1, Stoner #2, stuffed animal, Tammy Ginader, The Defenders Podcast, The Werelizard, transformation, transgender, transgender prostitute, Tyler Labine, Werewolf, X-Files, xfiles, You can find Jonathon right here... in these very tags!, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
March 19th, 2014
Mel and Matt join us as we continue to define words and explain the bare basics of logic and semi-critical thinking. Meanwhile Mulder chases a lake monster (seriously) and Scully transfers her daddy issues to Mulder after a bad week with Stingray. Brad almost has a stroke. Repeatedly.
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Tags: Ahab, Aligator Facts with Tammy, All the worst of Darin Morgan is one handy box of garbage, Amateurs Addicted to Moby Dick 13, Ansel Bray, Big Blue, Blue Ridge Mountains, Brad Cupples, bull shark, Catfish, Chick, Chris Carter, Chris Ellis, Claire Laffar, conversation on the rock, Conversations: What are they and how can you define them, COTR, County Road 33, Creepo Creepers, Cryptids, Cryptozoology, Daddy Issues, Dana Scully, Darin Morgan, David Duchovny, dinosaurs, Dr. Paul Farraday, Dr. William Bailey, Dropping the hammer on feedback, Ecology Sciences Lab, FanFic Panic Challenge, Fox Mulder, frog, Gatortalk 2014, Gillian Anderson, hacky writing, Harpoonist, Heuvelmans Lake, hook, HOW WOULD THIS CHANGE EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGICAL THINKING?, I didn't have the heart to tell Matt Wetwork and Wet-Wired are different words I can only correct so many people in a day, Intro to Brisco, introtox, introtox.com, Jaws, Kim Manners, Kim Newton, Lake Placid, Lariat Rental Cars, Loch Ness, Mark Acheson, Millikan County Georgia, Miss Gingervitis, Missing Biggot Scout Troop Leader, Moby Dick, Nature will kill you, Nicole Parker, Patricia Rae, peg-leg, Peter Hanlon, Phoney Balooney Hats, plesiosaur, Plus Uncle Sam, Quagmire, Queequeg, R. Nelson Brown, Rana sphenocephalus, Red Shirt Pupper Dog, Return to Mayberry, Revelations, Rigdon, River Monsters, Robin Burdge, Robin reads some random gibberish to justify a joke line that I don't think anyone was questioning, Robin vs the basics of critical thinking and logic, Scully has the arm strength of slightly overcooked angel hair pasta, Scully has too many character details. She can't be religious AND obsessed with her father AND Moby Dick (because of her father) AND have a dog, Sea Monsters, Sheriff Lance Hindt, Skepticism is the default position, Snorkel Dude, Starbuck, Stoner, Stop spouting Christian creationist talkingpoints, Striker's Cove, Tammy Ginader, Ted Bertram, Ted's Bait & Tackle, Terrance Leight, That is the opposite of what a tooth looks like, That not what 'survival of the fitest' means, That's not how thinking works, These assholes are not clever. They are not witty. They are the most obvious hacks on the planet, Things that are above/below The X-Files, This episode is the perfect metaphor of how insanely uneven season three is, This is dumb, Timothy Webber, Tyler Labine, U.S. Forestry Service, Unsolved Mysteries, War of the Coprophages, We actually tried to pay attention for the entirety of the feedback section this week. Congrats/Condolences if you did too!, We spend a lot of time defining commonly used words, WHO IS THEY?, Why is this asshole so excited to take photos of an aligator, X-Files, X-Files: Resist or Serve, xfiles, You don't get to say stupid things and get away with it. Not on my watch
July 2nd, 2013
Join us as we watch a truly bonkers episode. Mulder and Scully eat ribs and hang out with a weirdo vegan cult, a super creepy child predator uncovers the massive conspiracy that was so big and secret and close to the truth that it killed Deep Throat. Also a plane falls out of the sky.
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Tags: A Four Creeper Situation?, A pedophile, An extra scoop of plot, Arbitrary exposition plane falls out of the sky, Away in the Manger, Before the FDA people were selling children antifreeze as medicine and killing them, Behold the holy magic of touch typing!, Beth Kane, Bitch you got an extra letter of the alphabet, Bob Frazer, Brad, Brad Cupples, Cameron Labine, Can't Stop the Music, Can't we just watch Buffy?, Child predator, Chimos, Chris Carter, Chris Carter empowering child predators since 1994, Chris Hansen, Claire Laffar, Cow Factory, Cows make terrible pets, Creeper Status Metrics, Creepo Number 1, Creepo Number 2, Creepo Number 3, Crystal Verge, Cult Drone Power Activate!, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dawsons Creek and Lisa from Six Feet Under, Deep Throat, Delta Glen, Don't touch, Ed Ed and Eddie, Elisabeth Rosen, Erlenmeyer Flask, Fatcow, Fox Mulder, Gary Kane, Gerry Nairn, Gillian Anderson, Gillian Barber, Gird Thomas, Hate Crimes and Hi-jinx : The Robin Burdge Story, He is one, Hider in the house, If you name your kid Gerd this is what happens, introtox, introtox.com, JASD Beef, Jerky and Super Delicious Beef, Jessie Spano Jeans, Josie thinks Harry Potter is a creepy perv, Journey America: Threedom isn't Three, Katie, Krycek is the Loki of X-files, Lamest Cult, Last of the Country Doctors, lick, Lindsey Ginter, Manimoo, Mark Rolston, Masterful editing, Mulder and the Mystery of Gas Can Caper, Mulder's Tap dancing gas can party, MY Deepthroat, Natural Fallacies, Old Man, or listen to mysterious chemicals off the ground, Paul Sand, Picket Fences, Pupper dog? PUPPER DOG?!?!? WHO THE FUCK SAYS PUPPER DOG?, Purity Control, Red Museum, Richard Odin, Rick Mazeroski, Robert Clothier, Robin Burdge, Sam Anderson, Sexytime Rib Party, Shawshank Redemption, Sheriff Mazeroski, Shocking lack of boxing montage, Sikh hate, smell, So... is no one going to ask the creepy pred why the kids were in their underwear, Stephen King Bullies, Steve Eastin, Super foxy post pregnancy Scully, Supernatural, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is The Spirit, The Cleaner, The Conscientious Child Predator, The dawn of the Natural Food wackiness, The most racist x-files, Tom Skerritt, Tony Sampson, Touched by an Angel, Tyler Labine, Umm excuse me sir?... that's my mirror you are punching through, Vegetarian Cult, Vitamin Megadosing is useless pseudoscience like Chiropractic and magic energy nonsense, Walk-ins, Welcome to Purity Control: Sometime you turn into a Cancer-proof Aquaman sometimes you just get rapey, Werecow, What is a spirit?, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS SCRIPT?, When in doubt... Alien DNA?, Why are these fools intimidating via cult humming?, Why are your 'perfectly healthy' kids taking vitamin supplements?, Why did we take a trip to Old Farmer Creepos farm of lameness, Woman Reading Words, Worst parents, X-Files, xfiles