October 6th, 2016
Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that Mulder broke out of prison where he was on death row for murder.
Where we don’t sympathize with child molesters no matter how magical they are.
Tags: 1st Abductor, 2nd Abductor, 2nd Victim, Abduction, Adam Godley, Agent Mosley Drummy, Alex Diakun, Amanda can be found right here in THESE VERY TAGS! ...when not lurking on red carpets, Amanda Peet, ASAC Dakota Whitney, based on tv series, Billy Connolly, Blair Fearon, bleeding from eyes, Body Swapping Surgery, Brad Cupples, brain disease, Bullfrog Andy, Callum Keith Rennie, Carrie Ruscheinsky, Catchy songs that you shouldn't be caught singing in public near police officials, catholic, Catholicism, Cheryl Cunningham, ChiMo Joe, Chris Carter, Christian Fearon, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darin Morgan's BFF, David Duchovny, Denis Krasnogolov, dismemberment, Elderly Gent, Fagin Woodcock, falling from height, Father Joseph Crissman, Father Ybarra, fbi, Feed Store Proprietor, Female Assistant, Fox Mulder, Frank Spotnitz, Franz Tomczeszyn, Fuck Chris Carter, Gaunt Man, Gillian Anderson, googling a broad topic and printing 4 pieces of paper is all you need to do experimental brain surgery, Gross, Head Transplant, HoopleCast, human experimentation, I Want To Believe, ice bath, introtox, introtox.com, Janke Dacyshyn, Lucy Butler, Luke Cage, magical child molester, Male Assistant, Marco Niccoli, Margaret Fearon, Matt Asendorf, Matt is Wrong About Games, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Bannan, need surgery? Ask Jeeves!, Nicki Aycox, Novelization, nun, organ harvesting, Patrick Keating, pedophile, pedophile priest, Premiere, Priest, psychic, psychic vision, RIP Thumbs-Up Dog, Roger Horchow, russian, Sarah-Jane Redmond, sequel, severed arm, severed head, sex offender, Slight Man, snowplow, Sometimes one woman in a refridgerator in a scene just isn't enough, SpartaCast, Spencer Maybee, staff physician, stem cell therapy, Stem Cells, Stephen E. Miller, Still waiting for that Werewolf, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, The Defenders Podcast, This is dumb, title spoken by character, Two-Headed Dog, Veronika Hadrava, Walter Skinner, Werewolves, what did we get stuck in our rectums, Why the fuck are they calling him 'Father', X-Files, Xantha Radley, xfiles, Xzibit
April 27th, 2016
Make yourself a really strong cup of coffee for episode 8×19 – “Alone” in which we meet the most terrifying monster of all time AND a salaMANder. The Lone Gunmen 1×11 “The Lying Game” proves yet again that Mitch Pileggi has all the acting chops and this mask technology is always going to be super creepy.
Where we know the difference between reptiles and amphibians.
Tags: Alone, Amphibians, Apollo 11, Ara Frumin, Arlen Sacks, blinded, Boring, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Carol Strode, Catherine Dent, character's point of view camera shot, Chesty Short, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Dr. Herman Stites, episode title spoken by character, falling into a hole, FBI Agent Leyla Harrison, FBI Assistant Director Walter Skinner, FBI Undercover Agent Larry Rose, Fox Mulder, Gary Sacks, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, James Otis, Jay Caputo, Jeff Strode, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jolie Jenkins, Jolie Jenkins Pagani, Larry's Wife, Lisa Kaseman, Little Dogget, liver eating mutant, man in a wheelchair, man on oxygen, Maria Louisa Figura, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mr. Memory, Pathology Assistant, Pendrell, Peter J. Lucas, reference to oprah winfrey, Reptiles, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Lewis, Robert Patrick, Robert Rozen, SalaMANder, Salamander Man, Stephen Snedden, stepping on hand, Stingray, surprise attack, Tammy Ginader, temporary blindness, The Lone Gunmen, The Lying Game, The most evil monster ever, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Tony Denison, Tony Ketcham, underground cavern, Walter Skinner, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zach Grenier, Zuleikha Robinson
April 21st, 2016
Ian joins us for episode 8×18 – “Vienen” in which we tune our unburnt radios to 101.5 to say goodbye to the black oil and the career of Fox Mulder who will hopefully go somewhere and die… again. The Lone Gunmen 1×10 “Tango de los Pistoleros” was aired on television at one time.
Where Kersh is a hero.
Tags: 101.5 Black Oil Radio, Alien Abductee, Ancient Old Senile Black Oil, Andrei Sterling, autopsy, Babylon 5, Black Oil, Black oil Radio, Bo Taylor, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Casey Biggs, Chef, Chesty Short, Claire Laffar, Claire's cat is Jacob Marley, Dana Scully, Dance, David Duchovny, David Michie, David Palffy, Dean Haglund, Dean Winchester, Diego, Diego Garza, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Emanuel Morales, Eva De Viveiros, explosion, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, glowy eyed M.C. Gainey, good riddance!, Goodbye Black Oil, Gregory Cruz, gulf of mexico, Helicopter, Hockey Announcer, How do people go missing, introtox, introtox.com, It's a Small World = supes racist, It's all Mulder's fault, James Pickens Jr., Jim Fyfe, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Vargas, jumping into sea, Kersh is a true blue american hero, Kevin Loomis, Kimmy the Geek, Laundress, Lee Reherman, Leonardo Santavos, Little Doggett, Luis Villalta, M.C. Gainey, Mariano Cuchillo, Martin Ortega, Melvin Frohike, Miguel Sandoval, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder gets fired, Mulder is the worst, nothing wacky was on with a reasonably sized summary in 2001, oil platform, Oil Rights, oil rigs, pineal gland, Radiation, Radio, Rich Marotta, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Sad Saksa, Saksa, Silvio Pollio, Simon de la Cruz, Smug Douchery, Stephen Snedden, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is not best qualified to work on an oil rig OR to handle eggs, Tango, The Lone Gunmen, The Martha League, The Sons of Martha, the writers are shockingly lazy, This doesn't make sense, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Trust no one, Vienen, Walter Skinner, Web of Queer Podcast, Worst character, X-Files, xfiles, Yuri Volkoff, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
April 6th, 2016
Heidi joins us for episode 8×16 – “Three Words” in which Zombie Mulder is barely back from the dead and already being a dick. Thanks to Knwlle Rrgrgrorer, Little Doggett learns he’s never been closer to the truth. The Lone Gunmen 1×08 “Maximum Byers” misses all marks that it aims at and then ends with a state sponsored murder.
Where everyone is free to admit that the mythology is inexplicable nonsense.
Tags: 2001, Absolom, Adam Baldwin, Alvin Donald Kersh, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, CastleCast, CastleRant, Census Data, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clones, Convoluted schemes, Cupcakes, Dana Scully, data disk, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Dr. Lim, Drones, Dwight Hicks, Elvis, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, FeelTheBern, Fight The Future, Fight. Fight. Fight the Future, Fox Mulder, freight train, Fuck Mulder, Gary Bristow, Gillian Anderson, Greys, Hillary Clinton is the worst, Howard Salt, Intercom Guard, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeremiah Smith, Jimmy Bond, Joe Basile, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jonathan Murad, Knowle Rohrer, Knowwll Rrrhwrerrr, Knowwwllw Rurrrhrwerrerr, Knwll Rwhewererrrohrer, Lead Guard, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder is a dick, Mythology, Nelson Mashita, number in title, Old Fashioned Cop, prison, Prison Armed Guard, Prison Trustee, Ric Sarabia Ric Sarabia, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Rise in your Levis, Robert Patrick, Seriously though was he named by a Welsh stroke victim?, Shapeshifting Aliens, shot in the head, Stephen Snedden, Tammy Ginader, The Lone Gunmen, the white house, Three Words, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Transcript Writers, umm just take 2 steps and you're free, Walter Skinner, What does that Austin Powers joke mean?, What is the point of this conspiracy?, Why are the Lone Gunmen doing this? Scooby Doo had to go into arbitration with the WGA to get credit for creating the character of Knowle Rohrer, Why not make a clean break with your mythology?, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zombie, Zuleikha Robinson
March 23rd, 2016
It’s time for everyone to drop to their knees and scream to the skies that Episode 8×14 – “This Is Not Happening” here. DJ J-Jon JonE Jon joins us as we discuss this Chris Carter penned pile of garbage. The Lone Gunmen 1×06 “Madam I’m Adam” has Stephen Tobolowsky which makes it slightly better than it’s usual sub-mediocrity.
Where you can use a “computer” and wiggled lights “to” discuss the “podcast”.
Tags: Absalom, Adam Burgess, Annabeth Gish, Arlene Pileggi, Arlene Warren, Bernard White, Beverley Breuer, Brad Cupples, Breaking News: Judson Scott and Roy Thinnes are different Humans, Bride of the Monster, Bruce Harwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Carol Shantz Greg Barr, Chris Carter is the worst, Circling the Drain, Claire Laffar, Cleopatra 2525, Dana, Dana Scully, Daredevil, David Bloom, David Duchovny, David Earl Waterman, Dean Haglund, Debbie Lee Carrington, DJ Jon-E Jon Jon J-Rider, Dr. Desai, Dwarf Santini, Ed Wood + Michio Kaku = Chris Carter, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Evil table, Fox Mulder, FUCK REYES, Gary Cole, Getting hair caught in a tree, Ghost Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Head Nurse, healer, Heaven's Gate Cult, helena montana, Helicopter, Intro To Juice: The People vs O.J. Simpson, introtox, introtox.com, Jeremiah Smith, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Judd Trichter, Judson Scott, Karen Constantine, Lois, Maniac Marvin, Marie Stillin, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mountain Man Hates Transformers, Night Nurse, Nike Man, Noir or Never, Old Fashioned Cop, Phenomenological, pickup truck, Private Jet of Love, Randy Ross, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Richie Sleestack, Richie Szalay, Ritualistic cult abuse is not a thing, Riverdance in the Sky, Robert Patrick, Roy Thinnes, Roz Witt, Sadie, Sarah Koskoff, Shapeshifter, Sireens, Skinner's Assistant, Steel, Stephen Snedden, Stephen Tobolowsky, Stingray, Stretchy Face Corpses, Tammy Ginader, The Body, The Defenders Podcast, The Lone Gunmen, The worst superpowers ever, Theresa Nemman Hoese, They've never been closer, This is not happening, This should not be happening, Thumbs-Up Dog, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Tom Shantz, Too Close To The Truth, Vincent Praise, Walter Skinner, Weary Man, weepy autopsy, Where are the rest of the Jeremiah Smiths?, Wilford Brimley, Worst Hair, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
February 10th, 2016
DJ Jonny Jon Jon J-Rider joins us for Episode 8×08 – “Surekill”. In which gross creepos do gross creepo things… often whilst carrying around buckets of dead rats for no discernible reason. Also famed actor with a lisp James Franco steals someone’s credit.
Where we know that James Franco has a lisp.
Tags: Brad Cupples, Bucket of rats, butane lighter, Captain Triguero, Carlton Chase, Claire Laffar, Clark Kent, Creeper, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dwight Cooper, exterminator, eyes, frantic, Gangbanger #1, Gangbanger #2, Gillian Anderson, Greg Boniface, Hoarders, introtox, introtox.com, James Franco, John Doggett, jontheelf, Kellie Waymire, Meatloaf with ketchup and mayo on white bread, Michael Bowen, Noel Gugliemi, Officer #1, Officer #2, Patrick Kilpatrick, payphone, Peepers, pencil, police station, Randall Cooper Joe Sabatino, Robert Patrick, shooting through the ceiling, shot through top of head, Sleepy Time Albert, stepladder, Such a stupid plan, sulfuryl fluoride, Super sharp bullets, Superman, Surekill, Tammi Peyton, Tammy Ginader, teflon bullet, That's not how bullets work, That's not how twins work, This doesn't make sense, title appears on screen, title spoken by character, Tom Jourden, Triangle, Ty Upshaw, Walker Texas Ranger, What are you morons doing with with this $700k, worcester massachusetts, Worst Name, Worst Sandwich Ever, x ray vision, X-Files, xfiles
February 3rd, 2016
Jon and Mike are honorary members of the Kersh Appreciation Society for Episode 8×07 – “Via Negativa”. Scully calls in sick to the episode and Manliest of Men John Swagger Dogget fights nightmares. We all enjoy Stingray’s hit children’s book “Don’t You Worry Little Dogget”
Where cupcakes are for reasonable agents ONLY.
Tags: Agent Angus Stedman, Agent James Leeds, American Hero Alvin Donald Kersh, Andre Bormanis, Anthony Tipet, Assistant Director Arnold, attempted suicide, awakened by a phone, axe murder, Brad Cupples, breaking down a door, Bruce Harwood, Chris Jacobs, Claire Laffar, Creeper, cult, Cupcakes, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Lynch, Dean Haglund, Dogget knows everybody, Don't you worry little Dogget, E.R. Doctor, episode title spoken by character, Fallout 4, Fallout Feed Podcast, falls church virginia, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, flashlight, Freddy Kruger, genocide, Gillian Anderson, Grant Heslov, Homeless Man, How could a car door ever be locked from the inside? The mind boggles, Humanzees, iboga, Illuminati, inspirational speech, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jesse Ventura, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jokes I don't get, Keith Szarabajka, Kevin McClatchy, Lawrence LeJohn, looking at one's self in a mirror, manly man, Mary Ostrow, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mr. X, Mustache Man Come Back To Us!, nightmare, Nightmare on Lynch Street, Nurse, Nurse angry about paperwork, Rats, razor blades, Real Acting Chops, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Rufus, Skinner... are you O.K.?, Skyrim, sleeping on the job, Splatter v Spatter, stakeout, Stingray, table saw, Tambers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, That chair is going to smell like Frohike for weeks now, The Dog House, The Lone Gunmen, Third Eye, This still makes no sense at all, Thumbs-Up Dog, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Too many rats AKA rat(s), Via Negativa, video recording, Voice Acting, Walter Skinner, Wayne Alexander, Wayne King, Who fucked Dopey?, Willard, X-Files, xfiles
December 30th, 2015
Jonathon joins us for Episode 8×02 – “Without” In which Mulder continues to battle the evil table whilst everyone else is trapped in a Benny Hill sketch. We question whether these “Alien Bounty Hunters” are actually bounty hunters and why is Scully turning into the worst?
Where we all wonder how well we *REALLY* know each other.
Tags: "beauty. emotion. and horror which in collision make The X-Files one of the best shows on TV" Ummm are you OK?, #JusticeForAgentPendrell, #TeamKersh, A ward of which state?, Agent Danny Mosley, Agent Gene Crane, Agent Landau, Alien Bounty Hunter, Alien Chocolate Hunters, Awkward deaf line, Baby Daryl, Be kind to your feet... they'll end up on your face, Benny Hill, Bounty Hunter, Brad Cupples, Brian Thompson, broken arm, broken leg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Calm down Mark Snow, Chesty, Chris Carter, Chris Carter Monologue, Christine Firkins, Claire Laffar, Cleopatra 2525, continued from previous episode, Cupcakes, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Do Not Cross Daisy Kersh, Do these bounty hunters get paid?, Doggett > Scully > Mulder, Don't wake someone up by forcing a shitty card into their wand, eurocopter as350 squirrel, Everyone gets away, Evil table, falling off a cliff, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, Fool For Love, Fox Mulder, Frank Black knew how to handle this shit, Gibson Andrew Praise, Gillian Anderson, Hey spaceships? What are you doing on earth? Go home. Or to space. Or Anywhere, I Stand with the Praise family, If we learned nothing else from Super Mario remember: stay away from deserts, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jesse Ventura, Jo-Ann Dean, John Doggett, Jonathan Palmer, Jonathon is in here... lurking about... and waiting, Kersh, Kershmas Cracker Slackers, Kim Manners, Kirk B.R. Woller, Kylo Ren, Low tech, Marc Gomes, Mitch Pileggi, Never Forget, Principal, Robert Patrick, Sal Landi, Scully can walk faster than a bicycle, Scully couldn't hear the helicopter over Mark Snow's music, Scully is becomming the worst, Secretary, sign language, Skin flowing, Slackers, Somebody call the ambassador to the Philippines, Spiders Eyes, Star Wars, Stingray, T-1000, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is the Kersh of her office, Terminator Times, The Force Awakens, The Pod Whisperer, Thea Sprecher, This trap door makes no sense, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tiny Eyes, title spoken by character, Ummm Chris... ya know the deaf can see right? Questionable Trapdoors. How the hell do these kids remember where this trap door is, Vincent Praise, Vincent Price, Wait... why should Mulder be smiling?, Walter Skinner, We've got a hider in the tiles!, What did Stingray and that Alien Bounty Hunter chat about?, What's up with the alien bounty hunter and stingray's glasses, Who covered up that trap door?, Why couldn't the FBI find a slow moving bleeding child with a massive head, Why do all of these shapeshifters want to look like Brian Thompson?, Why is Scully crying?, Will it be harder to escape the UFO than the gulag, Without, X-Files, xfiles, You've painted me the picture now put it in a frame
December 9th, 2015
Matt, Will, and Mila join us for the magical Episode 7×21 – “Je Souhaite” wherein a scooterbitch gets his comeuppance and Mulder tries to impress his second magic Jinni.
Where we all wish we had a stouthearted mule and a magic sack that was always full of turnips
Tags: Alias, Amani, Anson Stokes, back from the dead, Benito Mussolini, Bernie Sanders, bicycle, bicycle crash, Boat, bolt cutter, box of matches, Brad Cupples, Brett Bell, Caddyshack can go fuck itself, Claire grants all our wishes, Claire Laffar, cobweb, coffee, Commentary, computer, consequence, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Djinn, DjinnFacts, djinnuniverse.com, fairy tale, false tear, Fox Mulder, garbage can, gas explosion, Genie, Gillian Anderson, Gillian Anderson is a terrible mime, golf cart, hit by a truck, How do you raise a doorframe?, hysterical diarrhea, I Dream of Jeanie, Ifrit, introtox, introtox.com, invisibility, invisible man, Janeane Garofalo, Jay Gilmore, Je Souhaite, Jenn, Jinni, jinniyah, Kevin Weisman, Leslie Stokes, Magic Bag of Turnips, magic sack that was always full of turnips, man undressing, Mark Twain Trailer Court, missouri, Mitch Pileggi, monster chompers, Monsters, Morgue, Morgue Attendant, motorized scooter, mouth sealed shut, mysterious woman, oven, padlock, Paul Hayes, Paula Sorge, persian rug, photo, poofed, Powder, reference to barbara eden, Richard Nixon, Scooterbitches, Shadow People, stash, Stock Footage, storage, storage unit, Stouthearted Mule, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is the Donald Trump of the Djinn, The ep we've been awaiting since episode 7, The real magic is how Mulder is still employed, three wishes, title spoken by character, trailer park, tv remote, urn, video, walkie talkie, Walter Skinner, warehouse, Will Sasso, X-Files, xfiles, yacht, year 1977, year 1978, Yellow Bastard, yellow paint, Zombie
November 1st, 2015
We get together under a full moon to discuss the 1985 Stephen King classic “Silver Bullet” in which Gary Busey is best/worst creepo uncle ever who makes as many if not more attempts to kill Corey Haim than the werewolf he’s been harassing via the U.S. Postal System. Also someone is using this in their reel to audition for King Lear.
Where werewolf babies are always welcome.
Tags: 1976, alright enough of your damned music that you have preparred we have announcements!, American Werewolf in London, Andy Fairton, barbershop creeping, based of a novelette, based on novel, bear trap, Best dressed, Bill Smitrovich, Bletch, Bob Coslaw, Brad Cupples, Brady Kincaid, breaking a mirror, brother sister relationship, Buying a California Ambulance via recycling... great idea Maine, Chi-Mo, child murder, child uses gun, church, Claire Laffar, clawed to death, Corey Haim, crutches, cult film, Dan Attias, decapitation, Dino De Laurentiis, Disease Vector Russian Roulette, Don't talk about your sister's tits weirdo, Donald Trump's America, dream sequence, drunkenness, Everett McGill, evil priest, eye patch, fireworks, flask, Franklin and Bash, From IMDB triva: 'Even though the werewolf kills people; he does not eat them.' Cool I guess? Whatever., full moon, garter snake, Gary Busey, gas station monster, gazebo, Giant Spider, Gossipy McMustachio, ground fog, Halloween, handicapped boy, Heather Simmons, Herb Kincaid, herda hada herda, HHN, hit with a baseball bat, hit with a chair, independent film, introtox, introtox.com, It started in May in a small town and every month after that whenever the moon is full... It came back, James A. Baffico, Jane Coslaw, Joe Wright, Kent Broadhurst, kite, kite flying, Lawrence Tierney, Leon Russom, Let's keep cakes and lemonades out of pants ok?, Maine, Marty Coslaw, Megan Follows, Millennium, Milt Sturmfuller, motorcycle, Mrs. Sturmfuller, murder, mysterious letter, Nan Coslaw, Owen Knopfler, Owen's Bar, pantyhose, paraplegic, Part human. Part wolf. Total terror, Pennywise the Clown, Preacher, Priest, product placement, Rebecca Fleming, reference to stephen king, reingold beer, Reverend Lowe, rifle, Robin Groves, severed head, Sheriff Joe Haller, shot in the eye, Silver Bullet, sitting in a tree, small town sheriff, stabbed in the stomach, Stephen King, Sweetums Wolf, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Sturmfuller, Tarker's Mills, Terry O'Quinn, That hurts my parts, The Firm, The local tax review quarterly, The Peacemaker, title spoken by character, townsfolk, Uncle Douvee, uncle nephew relationship, Uncle Red, Uncle Red Werewolf Hunter, unwanted pregnancy, Virgil Cuts, voice over narration, Werewolf, werewolf transformation, wheelchair, When darkness falls --terror rises, Whenever the moon is full... it comes back!, why are imdb keywords so insane?, Wilford Brimley, William Newman, Worst dressed, X-Files