November 10th, 2016
Ian and Michael David join us for 10×05 – “Babylon” an episode about the fears of old white dudes before Herr Trump rode in on his great white horse to save them. Basically Mulder and Scully try to talk to a dead terrorist. It’s absolute garbage.
Where we’re building a wall around this episode and Chris Carter is going to pay for it.
Tags: Agent Einstein, Agent Miller, Angry Woman, Artin John, ASA Podcasting, Babylon, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clinton, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Eric Breker, FBI Agent Guard, Firestorm, Fox Mulder, Fuck Chris Carter, Garry Chalk, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Islamophobia, J. Alex Brinson, Janet Kidder, John Fitzgerald Byers, Johnny Ghorbani, Lauren Ambrose, Mad Dog, Man in Suit 1, Man in Suit 2, Marci T. House, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mo Said, Nina Nayebi, Noora, Nurse, Osama Look Alike, Racism, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robbie Amell, Sexism, Shaine Jones, Shiraz, Smoking Man, SP Agent Brem, Stephen Lobo, Tammy Ginader, This is garbage, Tom Braidwood, Trump, Walter Skinner, Web of Queer Podcast, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles, Young Muslim
November 11th, 2015
Michael David joins us for Gillian Anderson’s entirely unreasonable directorial debut in the collection of scenes labeled as 7×17 – “all things” in various publications that list/describe episodes of this show. Luckily Jon gives us a proper Dragnet tale to lift our spirits.
Where we don’t abuse the beds of friends/colleagues.
Tags: A agent, all things, all things fanfic, Alvin Donald Kersh, Auras, Be Reasonable, Being unreasonable, Blackheart, boom box, Brad Cupples, buddhism, Cancer, Carol, Carol Banker, Chakras, Characters Welcome, Chris Carter Monologue, Claire Laffar, Coincedence, Colleen Azar, Colleen Flynn, coma, Comeback Tammy, Covert Affairs, creepy smiling woman, Creepy stalker grandpa, crop circle, Crop circles are not 'geometrically perfect', Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, Daddy Issues, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, defibrillation, Different Choices, Doctor, Dr. Daniel Waterston, Dr. Kopeikan, Dragnet, Emily Sim, Feng Shui Life, Fishtank UFO, Fox Mulder, Fuck that doctor, Giant hands, Gilbert Gottfried, Gillian Anderson, Gillian Anderson might be the worst, How did she almost hit that woman?, How unreasonably boring is that fanfic, http://www.asapodcasting.com, I can't believe how terrible this is, I'm tired of everything being so reasonable, If your cancer doesn't heal itself it's your fault, IM A DOCTOR!, introtox, introtox.com, Jon Sterling Friday, Lauren Diewold, Little Buddhist Traveler, Lost, Maggie + Mulder 4Ever, mandelbrot fractal, Margaret 'Maggie' Waterston, Meltdown, Michael David picks the worst eps, Minority Report for crop circles, mirage, Moby, monster paws, Mulder is gross, Mulder wins, Mulder's one true love, musk, narrated by character, Nicolas Surovy, Not a fun ride, Not Maggie Gyllenhaal, Not Ray Wise, Nothing happens in this ep, Old man mustache, oodles of pizazz, Phobe Green, ponytail, posing as a gangmember, presuppositional apologetics, Pretendception, Pretentsious, pseudoscience, Quantum Leap, Reason can eat a dick, Reasonable, salad, Scully can't be a homewrecker if the home wasn't wrecked until she already left, Scully! Close your damn windows, Secret suicide, Skyrim Addict Podcast, slide show, Slow Motion, Speaking of different choices... Gillian Anderson make them, Spender, Stacy Haiduk, starts with narration, Stephen Hornyak, Stonehenge, Stop being so rationale, stupid hat woman, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Hates Michael David, Tarter Sauce Joe, Teenser Hitler, The Amazing Neckless Doctor, The American Taoist Center, The Chatter Box Podcast, The Pretender, The worst stalker ever, there's an unreasonable lack of pivotal moments in this ep, This is clearly unreasonable, This is garbage, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tiny hands, TXBI, Unnecessary Time Jump, unreasonable, Unreasonable Maggie, Walking into the wrong room, Weirdo CGI old naked mans heart, WHAT IS MULDER WEARING?, Why did he take his clothes off and get in her bed, Why is he Is Ian a catfish?, Winking Buddha, written and directed by cast member, X-Files, xfiles, You and your filthy degenerate reason!
September 30th, 2015
Remember those grieving parents suspected of killing their children and leaving spooky ransom notes? Neither does Chris Carter. But luckily we get yet another resolution to the Samantha Mulder story that we’ve been told we’re supposed to care about in 7×11 – “Closure” Now with 500% more star rapturing? Harsh Ream 1×07 “42 wasted minutes of our lives” is…
Where Star Rapture is never an acceptable solution, no matter how unnecessary the problem is.
Tags: "Brave", #TeamSpender, Agent Schoniger, All the David E. Kelly shows, Amber-Lynn LaPierre, Anthony Heald, Any explanations for the walk-in ransom notes?, apparition, April Base, Arbutus Ray, Awaiting Terminator Times, bedtime prayer, Brad Cupples, Brad is heavily medicated throughout this ep, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, burning a photograph, Candlepower Contest, CGB Spender, Chester George Bonaparte Spender, child killer, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, Closure, Cold Dick, continued from previous episode, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, death of mother, Ed Truelove, Evil Leapers, exhumation, felt tip pen, Fox Mulder, Get the fuck out of here Teena, Ghost Children, Gillian Anderson, Goodbye Iowa, Harold Pillar, Harold Piller's son, Harsh Realm, I bet Kim Manners could have gotten those birds to sing by yelling at them, introtox, introtox.com, John Bisom, Let it go, Lukewarm Skim Milk Riley, Megan Corletto, Mimi Paley, Mitch Pileggi, Mrs. Teena Mulder, Mulder is an asshole, narrated by character, News Anchor #2, Nicolas Stratton, Patience Cleveland, Pennywise the Clown, Planet of the Apes, Quantum Leap, Rad new intro themes, Randall Bosley, ransom note, Raptured into stars, Rebecca Toolan, reference to santa claus, reindeer, sacramento california, Samantha Mulder, Scandal!, Serial Killer, Silence of the Lambs, Sneaky Ghost Whispers, So many unimportant scenes, Stanley Anderson, Stop overprotecting children, Tammy Ginader, That Hair!!!!, The Forbidden Zone, The Pretender, This book is written by lunatics, This is garbage, This is shockingly unnecessary, Thumbs-Up Dog, title spoken by character, turned into stars, unmarked grave, Walter Skinner, What the fuck is a walk-in, WHY ARE THERE RANSOM NOTES?, Wild Predicaments, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles, year 1979
May 7th, 2014
Matt joins us as we discuss the hilarious pile of garbage/Kristen Cloke demo tape “The Field Where I Died”
Mulder is sacrificing multiple lives in order to try and out-crazy a crazy person whilst pouting his way through a baffling hour of television seemingly made by humans for other humans. Also Millennium continues to be amazing.
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Where David Duchovny’s acting choices are never given a pass.
Tags: 4:27, 522666, Acting Chops, Agent Jack Pierson, Agent Riggins, All characters named Melissa are the worst, American Civil War, Anthony Harrison, Apison Tennessee, Asshole Biddle Bridge, astral projection, ATF, Attorney, BATF Agent, Baywatch Nights, Behold I am life evermore, Billy Crystal, Brad Cupples, Brittany Tiplady, Catherine Black, Chattanooga Tennessee, Child Abuse, Chris Carter, Civil War Trench Bunkers, Claire Laffar, Claire really Mark Snow's the background music on this one, Columbo, Comedy Hijinx, Counting to potato with Fox Mulder, cult, Damon Lindelof and Chris Carter might be the same person. PROVE ME WRONG!, Dangerously disastrous faux medical treatment on an already psychological damaged person, David Duchovny, David Duchovny Cry Face, David Koresh, David Nutter, Donna White, Doug Abrahams, Douglas Roy Dack, Face Touching, Flukeman, Frank Black, Geanie, Gestapo George, Gillian Anderson, Glen Morgan, Gregorian Monk Chants, Harbaugh, Harry Truman, Herda Hada, I Died, Intro to Brisco, introtox, introtox.com, James Wong, Jim Jones, Jimmy Durante, Jonestown Massacre, Jordan Black, Kaboom, Kool-aid, Kristen Cloke, Krycek is the Little Traveler, Lance Henriksen, Les Gallagher, Lilly, Matt Humprey, Megan Gallagher, Melissa Rydell Ephesian, Michael Dobson, Michael Massee, Mighty Man, Mitch Pileggi, Mrs. Doubtfire, Mulder gets a grip of people killed, Mulderpout, multiple personality disorder, Multiple Personality Disorder may, One-Woman Show, Paracelsus, Past Lives, Peter Watts, Psychic Tammy, Regression hypnotherapy is You saw it. You heard it. Why can't you believe it?, Reincarnation, Rob Bowman, Robin Burdge, Robin Williams, Sam Anderson, Scully is getting worn down by all the dumb, Seriously though... what is the deal with the background music?, Seriously?, shirking responsibility to follow idiotic whims, Sidney, So much crazy, Souls aren't a thing, Space: Above and Beyond, Spooky, Tammy Ginader, Temple of the Seven Stars, Terry O'Quinn, That's a ROUGH 25, The Cabin, The Calusari, The Crow, The Field Where I Died, The Mighty Men, The stupidest deleted scenes ever, The ugliest triplets are back, THE WORST, There are 18 minutes cut that they were unable to make room for?, They really thought they were making an award winner on this one, This is clearly just Kristen Cloke's failed MADTV audition. The idea that there could actually be such a thing as a 'failed' MADTV audition is the true X-Files, This is garbage, This is so dumb, Thurston Bane III, TN is a rancid shithole of awful, Transcendence, Trying sooooo hard, Vernon Ephesian, Waco massacre, Walter Skinner, What is up with your rig out ponytail lawyer?, What the fuck is a soul? Somebody differentiate the known emergent property of the brain referred to 'the mind' from a 'soul' in any meaningful way, WHY IS MULDER ASKING QUESTIONS IN THE THERAPY SESSION?, World War II, X-Files, xfiles, ye olde drawer of random loose civil war photos, Yikes... just yikes, You're Dead!