September 22nd, 2016
Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.
Where we can’t believe this was on for 9 years.
Tags: 2012, Acting Chops, Adam Baldwin, Alan Dale, Alex Krycek, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, bell 206 jet ranger helicopter, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Owens, Christopher Stapleton, Claire Laffar, Clip Show, Clones, Cody Lightning, Cupcakes, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Deep Throat, Doomsday, Drones, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gibson Praise, Gillian Anderson, Hybrids, Indian Boy, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Julia Vera, Knowle Rohrer, Lana Chee, Laurie Holden, magnetite, Marita Covarrubias, Matthew Glave, Melvin Frohike, Michael David, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. X, Nicholas Lea, Pat Nadeau, Pennywise, Philippine Chess Champion, Questionable Legal Tactics, Richard Langly, Robert Patrick, Rosswell, Series Finale, Smoking Man, So no follow-up questions? none at all? ok... cool i guess?, Special Agent Kallenbrunner, Spiders Eyes, Steven Williams, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, The truth, This doesn't make sense, This is nonsense, This is nothing a little salad can’t fix, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, William, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles
April 21st, 2016
Ian joins us for episode 8×18 – “Vienen” in which we tune our unburnt radios to 101.5 to say goodbye to the black oil and the career of Fox Mulder who will hopefully go somewhere and die… again. The Lone Gunmen 1×10 “Tango de los Pistoleros” was aired on television at one time.
Where Kersh is a hero.
Tags: 101.5 Black Oil Radio, Alien Abductee, Ancient Old Senile Black Oil, Andrei Sterling, autopsy, Babylon 5, Black Oil, Black oil Radio, Bo Taylor, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Casey Biggs, Chef, Chesty Short, Claire Laffar, Claire's cat is Jacob Marley, Dana Scully, Dance, David Duchovny, David Michie, David Palffy, Dean Haglund, Dean Winchester, Diego, Diego Garza, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Emanuel Morales, Eva De Viveiros, explosion, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, glowy eyed M.C. Gainey, good riddance!, Goodbye Black Oil, Gregory Cruz, gulf of mexico, Helicopter, Hockey Announcer, How do people go missing, introtox, introtox.com, It's a Small World = supes racist, It's all Mulder's fault, James Pickens Jr., Jim Fyfe, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Vargas, jumping into sea, Kersh is a true blue american hero, Kevin Loomis, Kimmy the Geek, Laundress, Lee Reherman, Leonardo Santavos, Little Doggett, Luis Villalta, M.C. Gainey, Mariano Cuchillo, Martin Ortega, Melvin Frohike, Miguel Sandoval, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder gets fired, Mulder is the worst, nothing wacky was on with a reasonably sized summary in 2001, oil platform, Oil Rights, oil rigs, pineal gland, Radiation, Radio, Rich Marotta, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Sad Saksa, Saksa, Silvio Pollio, Simon de la Cruz, Smug Douchery, Stephen Snedden, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is not best qualified to work on an oil rig OR to handle eggs, Tango, The Lone Gunmen, The Martha League, The Sons of Martha, the writers are shockingly lazy, This doesn't make sense, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Trust no one, Vienen, Walter Skinner, Web of Queer Podcast, Worst character, X-Files, xfiles, Yuri Volkoff, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
February 24th, 2016
Matt and Mila are here for the confounding and repulsive Episode 8×10 – “Badlaa”. Scully is sad that she’s not quite as sociopathic as Mulder and there’s a monster that is climbing up the ass of random people for no discernible reason. The nest makes room for another loser in the loneliest of times for The Lone Gunmen 1×02 “Bond, Jimmy Bond”
Where everyone agrees that submarines belong in the ocean.
Tags: "Lacking the courage of it's convictions", American toilets are indeed nonsense, Andy Hubbell, autopsy, Baby bottle used in kinky sex... NOPE, Badlaa, beggar, Beggar Man, Bellboy, Bill Dow, Blind Football, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Bucket of Doritos, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, bug guts, Calvin Remsberg, character awoken by screaming, character says whats not real can't hurt you, Chris Carter, Chris Christie, Christopher Hutson, Chuck Burks, Claire Laffar, Cleopatra 2525, coma, Customs Agent, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Deep Roy, diving into swimming pool, Dogget busted Fagin's ring of pickpockets, double amputee, Dreamcatcher, drowning, fat man, Fun Facts, Gillian Anderson, Hacking, holy man, Hugh Potocki, import/export, In reality this school is filthy, introtox, introtox.com, Jacob Franchek, Jane Daly, Janitor, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jordan Warkol, Kiran Rao, legless man, magnetic resonance imaging, male sitting on a toilet, Maura Soden, Melvin Frohike, Mimi Savage, Monsters, morbid obesity, Mr. Burrard, Mrs. Holt, Mulder would have shot a kid no questions asked, mumbai india, mute, Pan pipes of xenophobia, Quinton, Quinton's Father, razor scooter, rectal dwellers, red eyes, Red-Headed Kid, Religion is super good at getting people to become killers, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, ringing phone, Robert Patrick, scared child, self torture, Sex sent me to the ER, Shit Weaseles, small soldiers, Stephen King, Stephen King Bullies, Stephen Snedden, stop lubricating cows, submarine, swimming pool, Tammy Ginader, Teacher, Teliko, Terminator Times, The Lone Gunmen, These kids are in their own movie, This doesn't make sense, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tom Braidwood, Tony Adelman, traumatized child, Trevor's Father, Trevor's Mother, watching tv, Way too deep roy, WD-40 Facts, What did we get stuck in our rectum in 2015, What the hell does he want?, Why is this happening, Winston Story, worst way to travel, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
February 10th, 2016
DJ Jonny Jon Jon J-Rider joins us for Episode 8×08 – “Surekill”. In which gross creepos do gross creepo things… often whilst carrying around buckets of dead rats for no discernible reason. Also famed actor with a lisp James Franco steals someone’s credit.
Where we know that James Franco has a lisp.
Tags: Brad Cupples, Bucket of rats, butane lighter, Captain Triguero, Carlton Chase, Claire Laffar, Clark Kent, Creeper, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dwight Cooper, exterminator, eyes, frantic, Gangbanger #1, Gangbanger #2, Gillian Anderson, Greg Boniface, Hoarders, introtox, introtox.com, James Franco, John Doggett, jontheelf, Kellie Waymire, Meatloaf with ketchup and mayo on white bread, Michael Bowen, Noel Gugliemi, Officer #1, Officer #2, Patrick Kilpatrick, payphone, Peepers, pencil, police station, Randall Cooper Joe Sabatino, Robert Patrick, shooting through the ceiling, shot through top of head, Sleepy Time Albert, stepladder, Such a stupid plan, sulfuryl fluoride, Super sharp bullets, Superman, Surekill, Tammi Peyton, Tammy Ginader, teflon bullet, That's not how bullets work, That's not how twins work, This doesn't make sense, title appears on screen, title spoken by character, Tom Jourden, Triangle, Ty Upshaw, Walker Texas Ranger, What are you morons doing with with this $700k, worcester massachusetts, Worst Name, Worst Sandwich Ever, x ray vision, X-Files, xfiles
October 28th, 2015
Matt joins us for 7×15 – “En Ami” in which Gillian Anderson gets kidnapped by a lecherous old creep with ulterior motives. We all feel bad for the head of the terrorist organization that was catfished by George and are very curious to see the cut scenes from this ep.
Where we see what you’re up to William B. Davis.
Tags: Apartment Manager, As a Friend, Brad Cupples, breasts, Bruce Harwood, Cameron McPeck, Catfish, CGB Spender, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, Cobra, Cobra Commander, CSM is a real Tarter Sauce Joe, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, En Ami, Fox Mulder, Fuck Christian Scientists, Fuck Jehovah's Witnesses, Gillian Anderson, Goochland, HoopleCast, I don't know what Claire is talking about that hat, I've got an idea for an episode where I hang out with Gillian a lot. Also she takes off her shirt. And wears a low-cut dress, introtox, introtox.com, John Fitzgerald Byers, Louise Latham, Marjorie Butters, Matt Asendorf, Melvin Frohike, Michael Canavan, Mitch Pileggi, Nev and Max, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Rob Bowman, Scully gets kidnapped, Sexism, Tammy Ginader, The worst parents, This doesn't make sense, Timothy Landfield, Tom Bailey, Tom Braidwood, Touched by an Angel, Walter Skinner, William B. Davis, William B. Davis is a real creep, X-Files, xfiles