Alirio and Heidi join us for 6×11 “Two Fathers”. It’s the mythology episode Claire has been begging for! Thrill at the minutes of valuable screen time devoted to an unnecessary exposition monologue! Marvel at the most racially uncomfortable writing sense the last time Chris Carter dared to have a black person in one of his scripts! Rage at the injustices heaped upon Jeff Spender: Champion of the Taxpayer! Agonize over the puzzle of why this episode is called “Two Fathers”. In Millennium 3×08 “Human Essence” Hollis has to clear her name and rescue her illegitimate junkie half-sister from a terrible plot.
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Where words have meanings.

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Listen to Episode 6×11 – 1:56:59

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Bonus Episode: Shocker

March 11th, 2014

It’s time for a Mitch Pileggi party as we watch the insanely wacky 80’s Wes Craven romp “Shocker”. Check you perimeter and your fake tree and get ready for a truly bonkers horror movie featuring the Stingray. We don’t quite know what happened at the end… but it was definitely awesome.

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Where everyone understands the abilities and limitations of television remote controls.

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Listen to Bonus Episode: Shocker – 1:21:13

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Episode 3×19 – Hell Money

February 26th, 2014

Fire up the panpipes of xenophobia, Mulder & Scully are headed to Chinatown, where Lo Pan and his army of Jabbawockeez rule the night and fill its citizens with dread….and frogs. Also, Glen Chao: Undead Detective turns out to be a failed backdoor pilot for FOX, Mulder (as well as the rest of the audience) tries desperately to find a reason for them to be there without shooting someone and Scully sighs disgustedly.

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Forget it, Mulder, it’s only Chinatown.

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Listen to Episode 3×19 – 1:55:49

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Sir Mix-a-Lot is watching you....COCKROACHES!!! PANIC!! PANIC!!

Also, Chris from the UK stops by.

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DIE BUG DIE!

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Listen to Episode 3×12 – 2:13:37

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In this full service episode Mel, joins us to talk about the most awesome mountain grill ever created, the fattening properties of alien desert technology, intricate numerological findings, not-so-exciting cable car action scenes, and the dash-cam video travel-time logic puzzles.

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It’s better than mountain burgers.

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Listen to Episode 2×06 – 1:39:03

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Des pops in to talk about ‘Sleepless’ and Mulder’s super-shifty new pal Krycek. Candyman is playing Freddy Kruger Dream Warrior Games and things are more dangerous now than ever before… again. This is only the beginning, but for real this time.

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Where soldiers are encouraged to nap instead of murdering innocents for no reason.

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Listen to Episode 2×04 – 1:21:56

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Here’s a bonus episode that you can enjoy while you are celebrating either being a mom or having one or just knowing one. It’s a special little movie that is in no way a dark allegory for child abuse. It’s wacky! It’s totally 80s! It’s got Dan Aykroyd, Kim Basinger, Jon Lovitz and teensy weensy Willow and Oz! It takes comedy and smashes it over the head with a gigantic dum-dum hammer, pounding it into the ground until there’s nothing left but rubble only Mulder would look over. It also has a magic handbag with a one-eyed phallus in it that talks.

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Goodnight sanity, wherever you went.

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Listen to Bonus Episode “My Stepmother is an Alien” – 1:18:58

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Episode 2×03 – Blood

May 7th, 2013

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Silent co-host Kim unmutes again as we talk about the wackiness that is ‘Blood’ whilst raising our Blood Alcohol Content by playing an introtox drinking game! It’s a super awesome episode so grab some booze and play along if you want to test the amazing recuperative power of the human liver!

Official Introtox Drinking Game Rules

Shot
– Puns / jokes by Robin nobody laughs at
– Any mention of ramjack
– If Man is standing in front of screen appears in Claires DVD menu screen.
– Any time I have to say shut up Robin.
– If we reach 10 pieces of feedback.
– If any voicemail feedback goes over the 5 minute mark

Drink
– Going forward and back
– Puns / jokes by robin
– If there is a connection to Leprachauns… in the hood.
– If Robin tries to justify x-files logic.
– If Brad then corrects Robin with actual logic.
– If we offer up an alternate ending.
– Every time a “fun fact” is brought up about Chris Carter
– Every time we discuss an electronic item getting smashed (as we will be smashed… lame joke)

Be warned: shit is gonna get crazy. Don’t drive or operate heavy machinery whilst playing along. Maybe lock your phone up and send the kids to grandma’s house too.

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It’s like a kegger with aliens and monsters and mediocre actors.

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Listen to Episode 2×03 – 1:42:15

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This may just be the best worst episode yet. It is disgusting, horrifying, and pumped full of completely unsanitary conditions that may cause you to just set yourself on fire because your life is over. Then again, one of the hosts may be totally smitten. Oh Flukey, you charming worm-humanoid-radioactive goo-thing, you are the apple of someone’s eye, if that apple wasn’t an apple and was actually raw sewage. And, friends, we’ll warn you right now, the puns get a little out of control this week.

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Make sure to keep a steady diet of livers to retain that stretchy feeling.

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Listen to Episode 2×02 – 1:43:32

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Oh dios mío! We are finally into Season 2 and it’s like we just started a new show! Should this have been the pilot? Tammy thought so! Meanwhile, Claire is seeing leprechauns, Robin is lashing out irrationally, and our guest Dave provides a very detailed 60 second(?) recap! Also, in the field report section, a mad Russian visits Canada and Mel is feeling a little green herself!

Brad is on special assignment in Puerto Rico with B-BURT for he is the master of the pew pew noises.

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Don’t forget to bundle up for that Miami humidity.

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Listen to Episode 2×01 – 1:50:35

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