October 20th, 2016
Chris and Will are here to help us discuss 10×02 – “Founders Mutation” where we are treated to a story about mutants and family that completely falls apart in retrospect. No unlike the whole William plot. Also a cat gets what it deserves.
Where an apple a day is all the amunition we need.
Tags: Aaron Douglas, Apple Throwing Champ, Augustus Goldman, Chester Bonaparte, Chris JC, Dana Scully, Daniela Dib, David Duchovny, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Doug Savant, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Founders Mutation, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Gupta, Jackie Goldman, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Jonathan Whitesell, Kyle Gilligan, Less William more Daniela Dib in the future please, Lindquist, Mitch Pileggi, Press Gang, Rebecca Wisocky, SpartaCast, The Sense8 Podcast, THE WORST, This makes less sense the more I think about it, Vik Sahay, Walter Skinner, Will Johnson, William, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
December 2nd, 2015
Cowabunga friends, Ian joins us for Chris Carter’s handiwork 7×20 – “Fight Club” It’s quite terrible. What is happening? Why is it happening? Are the literal cardboard actors better or worse than the non-cardboard cardboard actors?
Where we question the business sense of having that many copy shops in such close quarters.
Tags: A Real Zoo Panic, Acting Chops, Argyle Saperstein, Art Evans, bag of money, Bartender, Bert Zupanic, Betty Templeton, Bob Damfuse, Brian Chenoweth, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, car crash, Cardboard Cutouts, Chris Carter has a palpable disdain for the audience, Chris Carter is the worst, Christopher Michael, Clones, Cory Blevins, counterfeiting, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Doppleganger, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, dressing alike, facial cut, Fight Club, fistfight, Forgery, Fox Mulder, Gene LeBell, Gillian Anderson, Gross, Hate Sperm, Herda Hada, hundred dollar bill, Hybrids, Ian, Ian Swallow, Jack McGee, Jesse Ventura, Jim Hanna, John Mack, kansas city kansas, Kathy Griffin, Koko's, Koko's Manager, limb in traction, look alike, Lulu Pfeiffer, Man Who Looks Like Mulder, manhole, mayhem, Missionary, mugshot, Mulder sent most of the episode in a sewer, Ninja Turtles, Nothing happened in this ep, photocopier, Photocopy, Randall 'Tex' Cobb, riding a bicycle, seven and seven, slide show, Smug Shitty Script, Steve Kiziak, The End of The Pretender, The Inner Sense Part II, The Pretender, THE WORST, Trusty, Turtle Power, vanity license plate, Web Of Queer, Web of Queer Podcast, Wrestling
September 8th, 2015
Heidi and DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon are here to help us discuss 7×08 – “The Amazing Maleeni” Wherein some asshole magicians pull a heist, Mulder sends an innocent man to prison, and Scully continues to have the worst taste in men. Harsh Ream 1×04 “Enter Shitty Title Here” is somehow even less significant than usual.
Where we all are ready to follow General Pennywise in the great war against the Magicians.
Tags: Albert Pinchbeck, amusement park, Antonio Salieri, applause, Are you OK Scully? Yikes, armored car, Autopsy Museum, Bank Officer, Billy LaBonge, Bob the Caretaker, Brad Cupples, Bullethead, camcorder, card trick, CastleCast, celebracadabra, Chris Carter, Cissy Alvarez, Claire Laffar, Clowns, Clowns v Magicians, Courier-Guard, cups and balls trick, Dana Scully, David Copperfield, David Duchovny, David Mamet, Dennis Keiffer, Don't touch people's noses it's gross, Dr. Funnbone, electronic money transfer, Employee, ferris wheel, Fox Mulder, framed for robbery, Frank Spotnitz, Fuck Magicians, gambling debt, Gillian Anderson, Giovanni Bartolomeo Bosco, glock 17, Harsh Realm, Harsh Realm is garbage, Hats filled with animal excrement, Heidi Jenkins, Herman Pinchbeck, introtox, introtox.com, J. David, John Shiban, Jon ≠ a Magician, Jonathan Levit, Jonathon Pope, king of diamonds, Long Con, magic trick, Magical Chump, Magicans are the worst, Magician, Magician Memories, man in a wheelchair, Mark Chaet, Max Malini, mini van, misdirection, Mulder is an idiot, Mulder sends an innocent man to prison, neck brace, prestidigitation, Ricky Jay, Robert LaSardo, Rules of Engagement, Scully has the worst taste in dude, severed head, Sherri Howard, Smug thieves, Steven Barr, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, Terrible CGI, The Amazing Maleeni, The Magician, The Pretender, THE WORST, The Worst Dudes, The worst heckler, They did not stop them, Thomas J. Wright, title spoken by character, tuxedo, twin brother, U.S. Prisons are not a safe place for a man named cissy, Vince Gilligan, Windows 10 ghosts, Wizards, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, X-Files, xfiles, year 1795, Young Boss
July 2nd, 2015
Paul and John join us for 6×20 “Three of a Kind” another episode about 1990’s America’s favorite nest dwelling creep club The Lone Gunmen. We also learn for the 8 millionth time how JFK is the most easily accessible baby-boomer nostalgia crutch for any writer on this damn show. Luckily Gillian Anderson is amazing and hilarious. Millennium 3×17 “Darwin’s Eye” is back to super creepy procedural and more Wet-Blanket Hollis Family Dramz.
Where Claire will hopefully not call you a hurtful name.
Tags: 2001 a Space Odyssey, Alf Humphreys, all you can eat lobster is not a great idea, Almost audible askance glances, Angel, Apparently if JFK had not been assassinated nothing bad would have ever occurred, Autopsy sounds are upsetting, Baldwin's only function is to make Hollis less lame, Big Fritz, Boxing, Brad Cupples, Brian Reddy, Bruce Harwood, Bryan Spicer, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Camyar Chai, Cass Doyle, Charles Rocket, Choices, Claire Laffar, Claire's views and use of derogatory language do not reflect the views of anyone else on or affiliated with the podcast, Computer generated Robo-Mulder Charles in Charge: Pembrokes or GTFO, Could someone please confirm this weird 9/11 Lone Gunman thing that I keep referencing without bothering to substantiate, Dana Scully, Darwin's Eye, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, decapitation, Def Con '99, Dick Bong, DON'T TASTE THE FLOOR BLOOD YOU GODDAMN MONSTER!, drugged Scully, Dungeons and Dragons, Emma Hollis, Frank Black, Fuck baby boomers, Future Rapists of America, Gigantic injection marks, Gillian Anderson, Grant Ellis, Gross, Hollis: Professional wet blanket, I denounce and reject Claire for her statements against people that she claims to be friends with, I would love to have a cold ice bucket to dunk my head into. #FLSummerIsKillingMe, I'd rather have a Gary Busey Hider in the House than a Frohike Hider in the House, injection gun, introtox, introtox.com, James 'Jimmy the Geek' Belmont, James Edward Hollis, Jason Vorhees, Jeff Bowser, JFK... Again, Jim Fyfe, Jimmy and Timmy, John Beasley, John Billingsley, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Pavlich, John Shiban, Jr. Stingray, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Las Vegas, Little Fritz, Lord Manhammer, Melvin Frohike, Michael McKean, Millennium, Morris Fletcher, Paul Maki, Peter Outerbridge, Phil Abrams, Poker, Qallupilluit, Ranjit Patel, Redhead Geek, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Scully is the best, Shawna Delgaty, Sheriff Randall, Signy Coleman, Sleeping in a Nest, Slitting your own throat, Slot Granny, Slot Shaming, Special Agent Barry Baldwin, Stuart Funston, Susanne Modeski, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, The Big Bang Theory, The Bong Bridge, The Lone Gunmen, The most full throated defense of "The Big Bang Theory" you are ever likely to hear, The Pretender, THE WORST, There's an 88% chance Byers has fleas, This is a terrible way to get information, This is a very convenient and ill-defined drug, Three of a Kind, Thumbs-Up Dog, Timmy the Geek, Tom Braidwood, Tracy Middendorf, Trees, Twin Palms, Vince Gilligan, Weird Christian Propaganda, Wes Craven's New Nightmare, White Knight, Why are these weird monsters friends?, Why can't Byers go with her?, Why is this lame-o against understanding what is going on in the killer's mind, X-Files, xfiles, Yay for No Mulder, Yikes. Byers is a real Creep, Young Cass
June 17th, 2015
Michael David and Amanda join us to grieve for those poor 30 yr old teenage virgins and Claire as we discuss the blatantly Chris Carter written 6×18 “Milagro”. Millennium 3×15 “Forcing The End” has Hollis save Drusilla’s baby from a Jewish doomsday cult.
Where we demand a proper curfew for thirty year old teenage virgins.
Tags: #TeamFoggy, 30 year old teenage virgins, Agent Emma Hollis, Angelo Vacco, Brad Cupples, Bullfrog Andy, Casey O'Neill, Cemetery Grounds Keeper, Chris Carter, Chris Carter's weirdo fanfiction, Claire Laffar, creepy creep, David Duchovny, David Duchovny is the fastest man alive, Dick Van Dyke Teliko, Does no one respect mail?, Don't throw that baby into a helicopter, Drusilla, Frank Black, Garbage, Gillian Anderson, Guard, Hannibal, hotmail: it's similar to email... if you don't like email, introtox, introtox.com, Jeezo, Jillian Bach, John Hawkes, Jung, Keep your goddamn shoes on, Ken Naciamento Michael Bailey Smith, Kevin, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, Maggie, Milagro, Millennium, Monologues, Nestor Serrano, Oblong, Party of Five, Peter Watts, Phillip Padgett, Psychic Surgery, RIP 30yr old teenage virgins, RIP Claire, RIP Thomas, Sixteen? Really? Really?, stalker, Stephen King, Stingray 4Ever, Tammy Ginader, Terry O'Quinn, The line between Chris Carter's actual writing and fanfiction is imperceivable, THE WORST, They burned themselves!, This ep was written by a freshman in Intro to Psych as he masturbated onto a Joseph Campbell book whilst patting himself on the back, This is terrible, Thumbs-Up Dog, Very Large Guard, wasp attack, We miss Kersh, Why didn't they go see the security guy again?, Why does this lunatic rinse toothpaste out of his mouth with coffee?, Writing, Writing chops, X-Files, xfiles
May 26th, 2015
Chris and Paul join us to discuss 6×15 “Arcadia” in which a gated community is patrolled by a straight up Trash Heap Garbage Monster. In Millennium 3×12 “The Sound of Snow” Detective Sandwich returns to help out when Frank has to deal with visions of Catherine due to whale songs and white noise.
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Tags: Abraham Benrubi, Acting Chops, Alice Severin, Alvin Donald Kersh, An American Brad Cupples, Arcadia, Are these delusional Mulder/Scully Shippers watching the same show?, Armus, backhoe, Basketball goals are tacky and shouldn't be allowed, Brad continues to threaten to steal Chris and Alirio's podcast as soon as they turn their back, by laws, caduceus, Cami Shroeder, can of paint, Carol Wheatley, Catherine Black, CC & R, Celebration Florida, Chester Bonaparte, Chris JC, Christina Jastrzembska, Claire Laffar, Col. Tiny Eyes, Commentary on the tax code, conformity, Constantly warm rice pudding, Creepy U.K. PSAs, Daredevil, Dave Kline, David Duchovny, Deanna Milligan, Debra Christofferson, Det. Bob Giebelhouse, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Dolphin Safe, Doug Scaife, drinking from the carton, Everyone in the 80s was an architect, Fisk/Ventura Date Night, Frank Black, Fun Facts, Garbage Monster, gated community, Geek By Night, Gene Gogolak, Gillian Anderson, Gordy, Hider in the house, homeowner association, Hot Fuzz, IdjitCast, introtox, introtox.com, It is hugely upsetting to see the house has been painted, Jerry Origo, Jesse Ventura, Jessica Tuck, Juliana Donald, Kingpin going on akward dates, Klea Scott, Lance Henriksen, lawn ornament, mailbox, Marjorie, Marnie McPhail, Megan Gallagher, Mike Raskub, Millennium, mispronounce name, Mrs. Wheatley, Nancy Kline, Pat Verlander, Paul Maki, Pennywise, Peter White, Pier 9 Imports, Polo shirts are just T-Shirts putting on aires, Predictions, Press Gang, product placement, Red Panda Jack Black is the 9/11 of Humans, Rob and Laura Petrie, Roger Morrissey, San Diego California, Sandwiches: Not just for Douchebags, Scully wins the season, Skin of Evil, Smellyness, Special Agent Emma Hollis, Stephen James Lang, Storm drains, suburb, Supernatural, Tammy Ginader, Tax dollars at work, Teenser Goebbels, Teenser Hitler, Teliko, That cold opening on Millennium was amazing, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Falls at Arcadia, The Greater Good, The Jigsaw of Whale Song, The Muppets Take Manhatten, The Trash Heap has spoken!, THE WORST, Tim Bagley, title spoken by character, Todd Ritchey, Tom Gallop, Tom Virtue, Trash Heap, Trevor White, tropicana orange juice, Tulpa, Twilight Zone, Ubermenscher, weathervane, welcome gift, What kind of name is 'Win'?, whirlygig, White noise, Who the fuck is the whale song supervillain?, Who's the real Garbage Monster, Wilson Fisk, Win Shroeder, WORST Fire CGI EVER, X-Files, xfiles, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
May 7th, 2014
Matt joins us as we discuss the hilarious pile of garbage/Kristen Cloke demo tape “The Field Where I Died”
Mulder is sacrificing multiple lives in order to try and out-crazy a crazy person whilst pouting his way through a baffling hour of television seemingly made by humans for other humans. Also Millennium continues to be amazing.
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Where David Duchovny’s acting choices are never given a pass.
Tags: 4:27, 522666, Acting Chops, Agent Jack Pierson, Agent Riggins, All characters named Melissa are the worst, American Civil War, Anthony Harrison, Apison Tennessee, Asshole Biddle Bridge, astral projection, ATF, Attorney, BATF Agent, Baywatch Nights, Behold I am life evermore, Billy Crystal, Brad Cupples, Brittany Tiplady, Catherine Black, Chattanooga Tennessee, Child Abuse, Chris Carter, Civil War Trench Bunkers, Claire Laffar, Claire really Mark Snow's the background music on this one, Columbo, Comedy Hijinx, Counting to potato with Fox Mulder, cult, Damon Lindelof and Chris Carter might be the same person. PROVE ME WRONG!, Dangerously disastrous faux medical treatment on an already psychological damaged person, David Duchovny, David Duchovny Cry Face, David Koresh, David Nutter, Donna White, Doug Abrahams, Douglas Roy Dack, Face Touching, Flukeman, Frank Black, Geanie, Gestapo George, Gillian Anderson, Glen Morgan, Gregorian Monk Chants, Harbaugh, Harry Truman, Herda Hada, I Died, Intro to Brisco, introtox, introtox.com, James Wong, Jim Jones, Jimmy Durante, Jonestown Massacre, Jordan Black, Kaboom, Kool-aid, Kristen Cloke, Krycek is the Little Traveler, Lance Henriksen, Les Gallagher, Lilly, Matt Humprey, Megan Gallagher, Melissa Rydell Ephesian, Michael Dobson, Michael Massee, Mighty Man, Mitch Pileggi, Mrs. Doubtfire, Mulder gets a grip of people killed, Mulderpout, multiple personality disorder, Multiple Personality Disorder may, One-Woman Show, Paracelsus, Past Lives, Peter Watts, Psychic Tammy, Regression hypnotherapy is You saw it. You heard it. Why can't you believe it?, Reincarnation, Rob Bowman, Robin Burdge, Robin Williams, Sam Anderson, Scully is getting worn down by all the dumb, Seriously though... what is the deal with the background music?, Seriously?, shirking responsibility to follow idiotic whims, Sidney, So much crazy, Souls aren't a thing, Space: Above and Beyond, Spooky, Tammy Ginader, Temple of the Seven Stars, Terry O'Quinn, That's a ROUGH 25, The Cabin, The Calusari, The Crow, The Field Where I Died, The Mighty Men, The stupidest deleted scenes ever, The ugliest triplets are back, THE WORST, There are 18 minutes cut that they were unable to make room for?, They really thought they were making an award winner on this one, This is clearly just Kristen Cloke's failed MADTV audition. The idea that there could actually be such a thing as a 'failed' MADTV audition is the true X-Files, This is garbage, This is so dumb, Thurston Bane III, TN is a rancid shithole of awful, Transcendence, Trying sooooo hard, Vernon Ephesian, Waco massacre, Walter Skinner, What is up with your rig out ponytail lawyer?, What the fuck is a soul? Somebody differentiate the known emergent property of the brain referred to 'the mind' from a 'soul' in any meaningful way, WHY IS MULDER ASKING QUESTIONS IN THE THERAPY SESSION?, World War II, X-Files, xfiles, ye olde drawer of random loose civil war photos, Yikes... just yikes, You're Dead!