Episode 10×02 – Founder’s Mutation
October 20th, 2016
Chris and Will are here to help us discuss 10×02 – “Founders Mutation” where we are treated to a story about mutants and family that completely falls apart in retrospect. No unlike the whole William plot. Also a cat gets what it deserves.
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Where an apple a day is all the amunition we need.
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Listen to Episode 10×2 – 2:16:41
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Episode 7×20 – Fight Club
December 2nd, 2015
Cowabunga friends, Ian joins us for Chris Carter’s handiwork 7×20 – “Fight Club” It’s quite terrible. What is happening? Why is it happening? Are the literal cardboard actors better or worse than the non-cardboard cardboard actors?
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Where we question the business sense of having that many copy shops in such close quarters.
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Listen to Episode 7×20 – 1:22:06
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Episode 7×08 – The Amazing Maleeni
September 8th, 2015
Heidi and DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon are here to help us discuss 7×08 – “The Amazing Maleeni” Wherein some asshole magicians pull a heist, Mulder sends an innocent man to prison, and Scully continues to have the worst taste in men. Harsh Ream 1×04 “Enter Shitty Title Here” is somehow even less significant than usual.
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Where we all are ready to follow General Pennywise in the great war against the Magicians.
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Listen to Episode 7×08 – 1:39:49
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Episode 6×20 – Three of a Kind
July 2nd, 2015
Paul and John join us for 6×20 “Three of a Kind” another episode about 1990’s America’s favorite nest dwelling creep club The Lone Gunmen. We also learn for the 8 millionth time how JFK is the most easily accessible baby-boomer nostalgia crutch for any writer on this damn show. Luckily Gillian Anderson is amazing and hilarious. Millennium 3×17 “Darwin’s Eye” is back to super creepy procedural and more Wet-Blanket Hollis Family Dramz.
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Where Claire will hopefully not call you a hurtful name.
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Listen to Episode 6×20 – 1:53:19
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Episode 6×18 – Milagro
June 17th, 2015
Michael David and Amanda join us to grieve for those poor 30 yr old teenage virgins and Claire as we discuss the blatantly Chris Carter written 6×18 “Milagro”. Millennium 3×15 “Forcing The End” has Hollis save Drusilla’s baby from a Jewish doomsday cult.
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Where we demand a proper curfew for thirty year old teenage virgins.
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Listen to Episode 6×18 – 1:37:54
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Episode 6×15 – Arcadia
May 26th, 2015
Chris and Paul join us to discuss 6×15 “Arcadia” in which a gated community is patrolled by a straight up Trash Heap Garbage Monster. In Millennium 3×12 “The Sound of Snow” Detective Sandwich returns to help out when Frank has to deal with visions of Catherine due to whale songs and white noise.
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Listen to Episode 6×15 – 1:41:40
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Episode 4×05 – The Field Where I Died
May 7th, 2014
Matt joins us as we discuss the hilarious pile of garbage/Kristen Cloke demo tape “The Field Where I Died”
Mulder is sacrificing multiple lives in order to try and out-crazy a crazy person whilst pouting his way through a baffling hour of television seemingly made by humans for other humans. Also Millennium continues to be amazing.
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Where David Duchovny’s acting choices are never given a pass.
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Listen to Episode 4×05 – 1:51:56
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