Episode 5×04 – Detour
October 15th, 2014
DJ Johnny Jon Jon and Matt B join us for the insanity that is 5×04 “Detour” A super kooky romp through the swamp with Mark from RENT and conquistador monsters. No joke, that’s for serious what’s going on here whether you guys are willing to accept it or not. Magic. Conquistador. Monsters. Also we discuss Millennium 2×04 “Monster” which features the triumphant return of Kristen Cloke!
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Where Teliko watches over us all.
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Listen to Episode 5×04 – 1:32:46
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Bonus Episode – Stephen King’s “IT”
April 18th, 2013
After surviving the first season of X-files we decided to take a look at the Clown behind it all and watch Stephen King’s “IT”. A film based on an equally insane novel. Join us in our celebration of Pennywise and find out who is more easily frightened Robin or a 7yr old girl.
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We all float down here!
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Listen to Bonus Episode “IT” – 2:12:12
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