September 22nd, 2016
Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.
Where we can’t believe this was on for 9 years.
Tags: 2012, Acting Chops, Adam Baldwin, Alan Dale, Alex Krycek, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, bell 206 jet ranger helicopter, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Owens, Christopher Stapleton, Claire Laffar, Clip Show, Clones, Cody Lightning, Cupcakes, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Deep Throat, Doomsday, Drones, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gibson Praise, Gillian Anderson, Hybrids, Indian Boy, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Julia Vera, Knowle Rohrer, Lana Chee, Laurie Holden, magnetite, Marita Covarrubias, Matthew Glave, Melvin Frohike, Michael David, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. X, Nicholas Lea, Pat Nadeau, Pennywise, Philippine Chess Champion, Questionable Legal Tactics, Richard Langly, Robert Patrick, Rosswell, Series Finale, Smoking Man, So no follow-up questions? none at all? ok... cool i guess?, Special Agent Kallenbrunner, Spiders Eyes, Steven Williams, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, The truth, This doesn't make sense, This is nonsense, This is nothing a little salad can’t fix, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, William, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles
July 20th, 2016
We continue onward with Chris Carter’s last minute half-assery in Episode 9×10 – “Providence” wherein nothing reasonable happens. Teliko helps Scully find secret passages and people possibly try to surf on a spaceship. Also this prophesy makes no sense.
Where we dont turn off hospital monitors.
Tags: Aliens, Annabeth Gish, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clone Drones, Damien Darhk, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Drunk Reyes, Gillian Anderson, Harsh Realm, Hybrids, introtox, introtox.com, Jim from Neighbors, John Doggett, Kersh, Monica Reyes, Nonesense, Prophecy, Providence, Robert Patrick, Spaceship, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, There might or might not be a bonus episode coming in a few days fans of Robert Patrick James Garner and genital replacing aliens will be excited., Toothpick Man, Trashcan Man is THE BEST, UFO Cult, William, X-Files, xfiles
February 24th, 2016
Matt and Mila are here for the confounding and repulsive Episode 8×10 – “Badlaa”. Scully is sad that she’s not quite as sociopathic as Mulder and there’s a monster that is climbing up the ass of random people for no discernible reason. The nest makes room for another loser in the loneliest of times for The Lone Gunmen 1×02 “Bond, Jimmy Bond”
Where everyone agrees that submarines belong in the ocean.
Tags: "Lacking the courage of it's convictions", American toilets are indeed nonsense, Andy Hubbell, autopsy, Baby bottle used in kinky sex... NOPE, Badlaa, beggar, Beggar Man, Bellboy, Bill Dow, Blind Football, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Bucket of Doritos, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, bug guts, Calvin Remsberg, character awoken by screaming, character says whats not real can't hurt you, Chris Carter, Chris Christie, Christopher Hutson, Chuck Burks, Claire Laffar, Cleopatra 2525, coma, Customs Agent, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Deep Roy, diving into swimming pool, Dogget busted Fagin's ring of pickpockets, double amputee, Dreamcatcher, drowning, fat man, Fun Facts, Gillian Anderson, Hacking, holy man, Hugh Potocki, import/export, In reality this school is filthy, introtox, introtox.com, Jacob Franchek, Jane Daly, Janitor, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jordan Warkol, Kiran Rao, legless man, magnetic resonance imaging, male sitting on a toilet, Maura Soden, Melvin Frohike, Mimi Savage, Monsters, morbid obesity, Mr. Burrard, Mrs. Holt, Mulder would have shot a kid no questions asked, mumbai india, mute, Pan pipes of xenophobia, Quinton, Quinton's Father, razor scooter, rectal dwellers, red eyes, Red-Headed Kid, Religion is super good at getting people to become killers, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, ringing phone, Robert Patrick, scared child, self torture, Sex sent me to the ER, Shit Weaseles, small soldiers, Stephen King, Stephen King Bullies, Stephen Snedden, stop lubricating cows, submarine, swimming pool, Tammy Ginader, Teacher, Teliko, Terminator Times, The Lone Gunmen, These kids are in their own movie, This doesn't make sense, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tom Braidwood, Tony Adelman, traumatized child, Trevor's Father, Trevor's Mother, watching tv, Way too deep roy, WD-40 Facts, What did we get stuck in our rectum in 2015, What the hell does he want?, Why is this happening, Winston Story, worst way to travel, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
February 3rd, 2016
Jon and Mike are honorary members of the Kersh Appreciation Society for Episode 8×07 – “Via Negativa”. Scully calls in sick to the episode and Manliest of Men John Swagger Dogget fights nightmares. We all enjoy Stingray’s hit children’s book “Don’t You Worry Little Dogget”
Where cupcakes are for reasonable agents ONLY.
Tags: Agent Angus Stedman, Agent James Leeds, American Hero Alvin Donald Kersh, Andre Bormanis, Anthony Tipet, Assistant Director Arnold, attempted suicide, awakened by a phone, axe murder, Brad Cupples, breaking down a door, Bruce Harwood, Chris Jacobs, Claire Laffar, Creeper, cult, Cupcakes, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Lynch, Dean Haglund, Dogget knows everybody, Don't you worry little Dogget, E.R. Doctor, episode title spoken by character, Fallout 4, Fallout Feed Podcast, falls church virginia, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, flashlight, Freddy Kruger, genocide, Gillian Anderson, Grant Heslov, Homeless Man, How could a car door ever be locked from the inside? The mind boggles, Humanzees, iboga, Illuminati, inspirational speech, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jesse Ventura, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jokes I don't get, Keith Szarabajka, Kevin McClatchy, Lawrence LeJohn, looking at one's self in a mirror, manly man, Mary Ostrow, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mr. X, Mustache Man Come Back To Us!, nightmare, Nightmare on Lynch Street, Nurse, Nurse angry about paperwork, Rats, razor blades, Real Acting Chops, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Rufus, Skinner... are you O.K.?, Skyrim, sleeping on the job, Splatter v Spatter, stakeout, Stingray, table saw, Tambers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, That chair is going to smell like Frohike for weeks now, The Dog House, The Lone Gunmen, Third Eye, This still makes no sense at all, Thumbs-Up Dog, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Too many rats AKA rat(s), Via Negativa, video recording, Voice Acting, Walter Skinner, Wayne Alexander, Wayne King, Who fucked Dopey?, Willard, X-Files, xfiles
January 20th, 2016
We are here to tell you everything you might need to know about the first 7.25 seasons of The X-Files before it’s inexplicable return. From Conquistador Tree-People to Clone Drone Hybrids this is truly the definite Critical Guide to Characters, Mythology, and Monsters whether you Want To Believe it or not.
Where Mustache Man is canon.
Tags: 2016, 2Shy, Alien Bounty Hunter, Aliens, Amani, Bees, Big Coat, Brad Cupples, Cancer, Chester Bonaparte, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, clone, Conquistador Tree-People, David Duchovny, Donnie Pfaster, Flukie the Flukeman, Frank Briggs, George, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Kersh, Melissa Scully, Monsters, Mustache Man, Mythology, Oblong, Revival, Spender, Tammy Ginader, Teena Mulder, Teliko, The Lone Gunmen, The X-Files 2016, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tooms, UFO, X-Files, xfiles
December 16th, 2015
Jonathon and Paul join us for a farewell to season seven as we Riverdance our way through Episode 7×22 – “Requiem” Scully has a Stingray baby on board and we meet our new favorite character Chesty Short – A True Blue American Hero.
Where we all welcome the upcomming Terminator Times.
Tags: Agent Chesty Short, Alex Krycek, Alien Bounty Hunter, Andy Umberge, Anson, Audit, baby, Baby Stingray, Bedroom Medical Records are rarely reliable, Bellefleur, Billy Miles, Brad Cupples, Brian Thompson, Bring on the Terminator Times!, Bruce Harwood, budget review, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cancer, CGB Spender, Chesty is an American Hero, Chris Carter, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, clock running backward, Cobra Kai, Dana Scully, Darin Cooper, David Duchovny, Deadlights, Dean Haglund, Deputy Ray Hoese, Detective Miles, Diabeetus Man, Don't come back Mulder, Doubting Reno, Doubting Thomas, falling down stairs in a wheelchair, Family Stache, Flashlights catching on fire, forest fire, Fox Mulder, Free like Harriet Tubman - Underground Railroad Free, geiger counter, George, Gillian Anderson, Go into the light Mulder, Greta, Gretchen Becker, Gross, I'm the goddamn Spycek, IdjitCast, introtox, introtox.com, Investigation Discovery, Is it harder to escape a UFO than a Russian Gulag?, Jawas, Jeezo, John Fitzgerald Byers, JonTheElf on Livejournal - myspace - facebook - instagram - friendster - ICQ - alt.news.talk.oldtimeymediumsofdiscussion.us, Kersh, Kim Manners, laser, Laurie Holden, Leaks Spies and Spoilers, Leon Russom, Loki, man in a wheelchair, Marita Cobra-Kai, Marita Covarrubias, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder loses a family member pretty much every season finale, Mustache Man, Nanobots, Near Pornographic? WHAT? Ummm have you guys ever been on the internet? That's not what porn looks like, Nicholas Lea, Nurse Greta or Hooker Greta?, Penal Colony, Pennywise, Peter Macdissi, Pilot, police car crash, pregnant, Prison Guard, pushed down stairs, Requiem, requiem x files, Restless, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Riverdance, Sarah Koskoff, Saying the dumbest things in the smallest chairs, Season 7, Season Finale, Smokey the Bear, smoking through a tracheostoma, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, Terminator Times, That baby is almost ready to vote, The answer to all things, The best of morphs, The biggest chump in X-Files, The Hour's at Hand, The Last Supper, The Stingray, The truth, Theresa Nemman Hoese, Tom Braidwood, Toxic Alien Blood, Walter Skinner, Watergate, Wet Krycek, Wilford Brimley, William B. Davis, Wives with Knives, X-Files, xfiles, You can Find Jon Here in these very tags, Zachary Ansley
November 18th, 2015
Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss 7×18 – “Brand X” wherein the jigsaw killer plays a game in which he fills people’s lungs with bugs. It’s super gross and we are all upset at the lack of Bambi and George.
Where if a bug comes out of you you are DONE.
Tags: A Bug's Life, all things, Alvin Donald Kersh, Anne Voss, Arthur Rosenberg, Ashman, Bambi?, Bang the memories out, Batteries Not Included, Beetlejuice, Beetles, biochemist, Bitch Wife, Brad came across the greatest xfiles spoiler ever, Brad Cupples, Brand X, Bug Theme Parks, Bugs, Caryn West, Children of the Corn, Chim Cheroo, Chris JC, Cigarretes, Claire Laffar, completely unnecessary violence, Corn Man A Comin', coughing, Creep, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, Daniel Brimley, Daniel son of Wilford, Darryl Weaver, David Brimley, David Duchovny, David Duchovny has to stop improvising lines, David Sawyer, David Son of Wilford, Dennis Boutsikaris, Destro, DJ Jonny Jon Jon J Pope, Doctor, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Dr. Jim Scobie, Dr. Libby Nance, Dr. Peter Voss, E pluribis unum, face eaten, Fox Mulder, George, Gillian Anderson, Greg Poland, Gross, Harsh Realm, If you lungs filled with bugs you are dead, infestation, insectoids, introtox, introtox.com, Jesse Ventura, Joan Scobie, Jonathon Pope, Kermit, Kersh, Kim Manners, Lead Counsel, Michael Hungerford, Mitch Pileggi, Morley Cigarettes, panic attack, Pat Destro, Press Gang, Reptoids, Richard Cox, Rick Deats, robots, Ron Marasco, Saw, Schrodinger's Fuck, ScienceFacts, Season of the Witch, Second Windbreaker Man, Security Man, Shannon O'Hurley, Silver Shamrock, Smoking like a chimney, So no one checked that glass? Cool., Son, sooo it's not a tobacco beetle at all then? Cool., Spender, Stingray Side eye, Suicide, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Nightmares, Teenser Hitler, Teliko, Terror, The first windbreaker man died 25 yrs ago this very night, The Insider, The Jigsaw Killer, The Mummy, The Pretender, These Transcript writers are going crazy, Thomas Gastall, Thumbs-Up Dog, tobacco beetle, Tobin Bell, Transcript writers working that local flavor, Walter Skinner, Wash your shirt you gross fucks, We're just waiting for Terminator times, Where the fuck was Dr. Bambi, Where the wild things are, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BEETLES EVERYWHERE?, Why are you giving him money?, Wilford Brimley, witness protection, X-Files, xfiles, You can find Jonathon right here... in these very tags!, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
October 21st, 2015
Grab your popping corn and enjoy Episode 7×14 – “Theef” A super creepy tale of vengeful herda hada majicks being unleashed against the best guy ever. We also encounter not only the worlds worst landlord but also the worst daughter ever and Thumbs-Up Dog get’s a job on Sesame Street.
Where we all denounce and reject Claire’s use of innapropriate language and decades old spoilers.
Tags: Aaron Braxton, Accidentally encountering the person responsible for the killing of her family, Anti-Scottish Bigotry, Art Instruction Schools, Baba Yaga, Bad Hair, Billy Drago, Brad Cupples, burglar alarm, Can you draw a turtle? What about a pirate?, Cara Jedell, carousel of progress, cat scan, Chandelier, Charm, Charmed, Claire Laffar, conjure dust, Covert Affairs, Dan Quayle, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dirt Water, Do you like to draw? Or paint? Or maybe just sketch and doodle?, Dr. Irving Thalbro, Dr. Robert Wieder, Dylan Kussman, Emmy Award Winning, exhumation, family photograph, First Person Shooter, Fox Mulder, Fuck Lucy, Fuck this misshapen lumbering landlady, Further allusions to a very very carefully edited episode from season two in which a guest magically disappears from the podcast, Garey Busey, Gillian Anderson, Gingerdead man, Goofer dust, Graveyard dirt, Grey's Anatomy, Hada, Herda, Herda Hada, Hex, Hexcraft, Hider in the house, HIPAA, Horror, I genuinely do not remember the circumstance in which Jon got that audio from, introtox, introtox.com, James Morrison, Jesse Ventura, John Bly, John Gillnitz - Reporter #2, Kate McNeil, kuru, Landlady, Leah Sanders, Lizard Face Man, Lock Up Raw, Lucy Wieder, Lynette Peattie, marin county california, Mark Thompson, Mary Warren, Matthew Sutherland, Med Student, Merida, Michael Sidney, Microwave, microwave oven, moist dead, Muppet Babies, Nan Wieder, Necromonger, Oblong, Orel Peattie, Owner, Pa Progress, Pamela Gordon, pocorn, Poppet, poppets, popping corn, poultice, Radiology Technician, Records Clerk, Reporter #1, Reptoid, revenge, Sage Allen, san francisco california, Scully is a terrible blind, Scully is burnt out, Security Guard, Slot Granny, Spoilers, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is going to take that teenager down a peg, Teliko, The Agent of Year Zero, The best doctor, The best person, The Crucible, The Muppets, The Pretender, The transcript writers are really getting kooky, The Wizarding World of Appalachia vs Gambit and the T'ieves Guild, The Worst Daughter, The Worst Landlord, Theef, This senseless violence and it is amazing, Thumbs-Up Dog, title appears in writing, title spoken by character, Tom Dahlgren, trophy, Visually impaired Cambodian woman, Voodoo, We're just waiting for Terminator times, Whispering sweet nothings to a poppet, writing in blood, X-Files, xfiles, You shouldn't outta left
September 16th, 2015
Evangeline and Alex join us for a real “Oh no… Copperheads!!” situation in 7×09 – “Signs & Wonders” in which Mulder and Scully meet The Devil who is a snake… again. And a grip of creepo Jeezos deliver snake babies. We question how eyeballs work in Harsh Ream 1×05 “More of the Same – Part 7” which, believe it or not, was actually put on television.
Where we are all proud and fancy free.
Tags: 'Til Death Do Us Part, 5&2, Alexander Green, Alvin Donald Kersh, Anaconda, Angel, animal torture, Beth Grant, Between 6 and 50? Why is that range so huge? How many did you lose, Black Mamba, Boom Mic guy, Brad Cupples, california gray rat snake, Cat Saliva, Check it out... Evangeline is here!, Chris Carter Civil War Letters, church, Claire Laffar, Clement Blake, Daisy Kersh, Dan Manning, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Deputy, Devil Snake Pregnancy, Doctors jealous of gods, Don't watch Harsh Realm, Donna May, Elderly Woman, Elyse Donalson, EMT, Enumeration Podcast, Eric Nenninger, Evangeline Spachis, Evangeline the Snake, Eyes are not portals to video games, Fox Mulder, Fun Fact: Alex was also in the same Clown Troupe as me. We did Birthday parties together. #MagiciansCanEatADick, fundamentalism, Fundamentalists try not to be more moral than their religion, Gillian Anderson, God Hates Goldilocks, Gracie O'Connor, Harsh Realm, His father was a snake, Holy Spirit Man #1, Holy Spirit Man #2, Holy Spirit Woman #1, hunting knife, incest, introtox, introtox.com, Iris Finster, Jared Chirp, Jeezo, Jigsaw, King Hiss, locked in a car, Luckily most people are more moral than their religion, Lumber Camp, Michael Childers, Middle Aged Woman, Oh no... Babies!!!, Oh no... Copperheads!!!, Pa Progress, Philip Lenkowsky, Phyllis Franklin, Pretending, Proud and fancy free, quotation from revelations, Ramjack Podcast, Randy Oglesby, rattlesnake, religious cult, Reptile Saliva, Reverend Enoch O'Connor, Reverend Samuel Mackey, Sadsack Gracie, Signs & Wonders, snake bite, Snake Venom is the villain of Snake Spiderman, Snakes are not fashion accesories, Snakes in Makeup Chairs, Snakes loves raves, Snowglobe, Sparkle Motion, Stevie Johnson, Stop bellydancing with snakes, Sugar Sugar Time!, Sugar Time!, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Hates Fake People, Teliko, Tennessee... sounds mediocre at best, That's not how eyes work, The Devil, The Devil is less creepy than these creepo jeezos, The Kersh Files, The Pretender, Thumbs-Up Dog, thunderstorm, title spoken by character, TN flashbacks, Tracy Middendorf, Wes Craven's New Nightmare, white mouse, X-Files, xfiles
September 8th, 2015
Heidi and DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon are here to help us discuss 7×08 – “The Amazing Maleeni” Wherein some asshole magicians pull a heist, Mulder sends an innocent man to prison, and Scully continues to have the worst taste in men. Harsh Ream 1×04 “Enter Shitty Title Here” is somehow even less significant than usual.
Where we all are ready to follow General Pennywise in the great war against the Magicians.
Tags: Albert Pinchbeck, amusement park, Antonio Salieri, applause, Are you OK Scully? Yikes, armored car, Autopsy Museum, Bank Officer, Billy LaBonge, Bob the Caretaker, Brad Cupples, Bullethead, camcorder, card trick, CastleCast, celebracadabra, Chris Carter, Cissy Alvarez, Claire Laffar, Clowns, Clowns v Magicians, Courier-Guard, cups and balls trick, Dana Scully, David Copperfield, David Duchovny, David Mamet, Dennis Keiffer, Don't touch people's noses it's gross, Dr. Funnbone, electronic money transfer, Employee, ferris wheel, Fox Mulder, framed for robbery, Frank Spotnitz, Fuck Magicians, gambling debt, Gillian Anderson, Giovanni Bartolomeo Bosco, glock 17, Harsh Realm, Harsh Realm is garbage, Hats filled with animal excrement, Heidi Jenkins, Herman Pinchbeck, introtox, introtox.com, J. David, John Shiban, Jon ≠ a Magician, Jonathan Levit, Jonathon Pope, king of diamonds, Long Con, magic trick, Magical Chump, Magicans are the worst, Magician, Magician Memories, man in a wheelchair, Mark Chaet, Max Malini, mini van, misdirection, Mulder is an idiot, Mulder sends an innocent man to prison, neck brace, prestidigitation, Ricky Jay, Robert LaSardo, Rules of Engagement, Scully has the worst taste in dude, severed head, Sherri Howard, Smug thieves, Steven Barr, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, Terrible CGI, The Amazing Maleeni, The Magician, The Pretender, THE WORST, The Worst Dudes, The worst heckler, They did not stop them, Thomas J. Wright, title spoken by character, tuxedo, twin brother, U.S. Prisons are not a safe place for a man named cissy, Vince Gilligan, Windows 10 ghosts, Wizards, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, X-Files, xfiles, year 1795, Young Boss