Episode 4×03 – Teliko
April 22nd, 2014
Matt stops by to help us despise, hamburgle, and oscillate between shock and amusement on the subject of ‘Teliko’ the least racist racist episode of X-Files. Meanwhile an old friend returns in ‘Dead Letters’ when Pennywise comes to Millennium (and doesn’t kill the wife and/or daughter… yet).
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Listen to Episode 4×03 – 1:59:52
Tags: 1996 Summer Olympics, African Folk Tales, Agent Pendrell, Albino, Album Art Spoilers!, Alias, All new truths DO NOT begin as heresies and end as superstitions, American Immigration Policy is honorific monsterous, Bambara, Baywatch Nights, Bill Mackenzie, Blackula, Bob Morrisey, Brad Cupples, Brendan Beiser, Brittany Tiplady, Buckaroo Banzai, Bus Driver, Bye-Bye, Carl Lumbly, Catherine Black, CDC, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clown, Congo, Creepo nightmare monster clowns, Dana Scully, Danny Wattley, David Duchovny, Dead Letters, Deceive, Deceive Inveigle Obfuscate, Dennis Rodman, Diabria, Dr. Simon Bruin, Eugene Tooms, First Officer, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frank Briggs, Fuck Married with Children, Fuck you Chris Carter, Gillian Anderson, Gross Drooling Mulder, Hamburgle, Howard Gordon, If you had ever been beaten by the police or had your home burned to the ground for no other reason than being born then maybe you would understand why he ran and why you would run too. <--BEST LIN, introtox, introtox.com, Inveigle, It's a Racist World, Jack Black references at 10am is not allowed, James Charleston, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Charleston, Jordan Black, Lance Henriksen, Laurie Holden, Little Traveler, Lt. Madsen, Making jokes at 10am hurts more, Marcus bitchslaps white-privilege-Mulder, Marcus Duff, Marita Cobrakai, Marita Covarrubias, Mark Snow is the Chris Carter of Music, Matt Bayes, Maxine Guess, Megan Gallagher, Michael O'Shea, Millennium, Millennium Minute(s), Mitch Pileggi, Mulder is a dick, Murray Gold, Next person that says inveigle gets a punch to the mouth, Not as racist as most racist X-Files eps, Obfuscate, Panpipes of xenophobia, Paralysed Juicebox People, Powder, PUT THAT EVIDENCE DOWN, Racism, Robin Burdge, Robin is going to make painful Alias jokes until we die and come back as Russian zombies in a convoluted season finale that even Damon Lindeloff will make fun of, Robin lost his virginity in that fountain... by himself, Samuel Aboah, Scully is Jessica Fletcher #MurderMagnet, Seriously? Inveigle? REALLY?, So nobody is gonna talk about his crazy stretchy powers. Fair enough, Spirits of the air, Squeeze, Stop eating in the autopsy room, Stop trying to sexually assaulting Cobrakai, Tammy Ginader, Terrible Michael Jackson Joke, The best part of waking up... AHHHHHH! THERE'S A GUY IN MY COFFEE CAN! Too black for the X-Files, The Flight Attendant, The Strike, The worst acting Gillian Anderson has ever done, Throat boner, ventilation shimmy scenes, Walter Skinner, What the fuck is a spirit?, Why would you cover up a murder caused by a spooky scary monster that you are afraid of? You don't help things that you are afraid of, wiki-fountain.com, Willie Amakye, WTF were you doing in that autopsy Scully?, X-Files, xfiles, Yo bus driver? If Dude doesn't want to get on your bus why are you yelling at him?, Zakes Mokae
Episode 2×23 – Soft Light
October 1st, 2013
Steph joins us from the shadows to discuss ‘Soft Light’ It’s an emotional roller coaster as Brad loses his one true love to the most nonsensical plot ever derived. Vince Gilligan makes his writing debut… and Chris Carter throws monkey wrenches to water it down.
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Listen to Episode 2×23 – 1:52:01
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Episode 1×03 – Squeeze
November 13th, 2012
Moira joins us in our bile nest of fun as we watch a super creepy episode. The Female Bashing Investigative Agency is in high form in this episode as Scully is torn between douchebags and Old Spooky, who has got some perfectly reasonable ideas about 100 yr old liver eating stretch-armstrong mutants. There’s an insanely weird half formed plot involving a wistful old cop. Warning! At the 17:08 mark Claire breaks all the rules of proper podcasting by making a comment about someones dress, we completely understand if you find yourself unable to listen to this part and need to file a formal list of grievances with the podcast union.
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Listen to Episode 1×03 – 1:16:08
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