November 18th, 2016
Ian is here to help us discuss the nonsensical final episode of the X-Files, 10×06 – “My Struggle II” wherein Chris Carter still refuses to understand the concept of DNA. Einstein and Miller make desperate attempts to keep the plot going and Joel McHale delivers the worst lines of dialogue ever imagined. American Hero Monica Reyes is back in the mix and drunk as ever.
Where there’s nothing that you can spoil us on.
Tags: ...but please don't call us heroes, 50 feet of complete traffic gridlock within eyesight of the washinton monument, Accosting Man, Agent Einstein, Agent Miller, Aliza Vellani, American Hero Monica Reyes, Annabeth Gish, Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darren Dolynski, David Duchovny, DNA, Do we get a prize now?, Dr. Rubell, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Home Again, homeopathic alien cure, How does this work, I am much more emotionally invested in the Mr. Belvedere Finale than The X-Files, introtox, introtox.com, Joel McHale, Julian Christopher, Lance Henriksen, Lauren Ambrose, Legends of Tomorrow, Man in Suit, Mik Byskov, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Morphing Alien, My Struggle II, Nurse Sandeep, Poor Joel McHale, Robbie Amell, Sandy Da Costa, Scoops, Smoking Man, Spoilers, Tad O'Malley, Tammy Ginader, That's not how DNA works, Walter Skinner, we are legends, We did it!, Whale Song, Where did those photos come from?, Where were they driving from, William B. Davis, William no longer has alien DNA so he's not immune nor does he have stem cells that Mulder can use, X-Files, xfiles
October 21st, 2015
Grab your popping corn and enjoy Episode 7×14 – “Theef” A super creepy tale of vengeful herda hada majicks being unleashed against the best guy ever. We also encounter not only the worlds worst landlord but also the worst daughter ever and Thumbs-Up Dog get’s a job on Sesame Street.
Where we all denounce and reject Claire’s use of innapropriate language and decades old spoilers.
Tags: Aaron Braxton, Accidentally encountering the person responsible for the killing of her family, Anti-Scottish Bigotry, Art Instruction Schools, Baba Yaga, Bad Hair, Billy Drago, Brad Cupples, burglar alarm, Can you draw a turtle? What about a pirate?, Cara Jedell, carousel of progress, cat scan, Chandelier, Charm, Charmed, Claire Laffar, conjure dust, Covert Affairs, Dan Quayle, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dirt Water, Do you like to draw? Or paint? Or maybe just sketch and doodle?, Dr. Irving Thalbro, Dr. Robert Wieder, Dylan Kussman, Emmy Award Winning, exhumation, family photograph, First Person Shooter, Fox Mulder, Fuck Lucy, Fuck this misshapen lumbering landlady, Further allusions to a very very carefully edited episode from season two in which a guest magically disappears from the podcast, Garey Busey, Gillian Anderson, Gingerdead man, Goofer dust, Graveyard dirt, Grey's Anatomy, Hada, Herda, Herda Hada, Hex, Hexcraft, Hider in the house, HIPAA, Horror, I genuinely do not remember the circumstance in which Jon got that audio from, introtox, introtox.com, James Morrison, Jesse Ventura, John Bly, John Gillnitz - Reporter #2, Kate McNeil, kuru, Landlady, Leah Sanders, Lizard Face Man, Lock Up Raw, Lucy Wieder, Lynette Peattie, marin county california, Mark Thompson, Mary Warren, Matthew Sutherland, Med Student, Merida, Michael Sidney, Microwave, microwave oven, moist dead, Muppet Babies, Nan Wieder, Necromonger, Oblong, Orel Peattie, Owner, Pa Progress, Pamela Gordon, pocorn, Poppet, poppets, popping corn, poultice, Radiology Technician, Records Clerk, Reporter #1, Reptoid, revenge, Sage Allen, san francisco california, Scully is a terrible blind, Scully is burnt out, Security Guard, Slot Granny, Spoilers, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is going to take that teenager down a peg, Teliko, The Agent of Year Zero, The best doctor, The best person, The Crucible, The Muppets, The Pretender, The transcript writers are really getting kooky, The Wizarding World of Appalachia vs Gambit and the T'ieves Guild, The Worst Daughter, The Worst Landlord, Theef, This senseless violence and it is amazing, Thumbs-Up Dog, title appears in writing, title spoken by character, Tom Dahlgren, trophy, Visually impaired Cambodian woman, Voodoo, We're just waiting for Terminator times, Whispering sweet nothings to a poppet, writing in blood, X-Files, xfiles, You shouldn't outta left
November 13th, 2013
Despite a ton of technical difficulties we successfully thwarted all trickster god shenanigans and recorded this episode. Dan joins us from his doll room to discuss the greatest episode of X-Files ever, “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose” We chat about pupper dog, the Truly Stupendous Yappi and his even more stupendous eyebrow waggling, X-Files the musical, and Robin breaks out some voice work to give Duchovny’s Acting chops a run for their money.
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Where technical difficulties will never keep us from talking shit about Chris Carter.
Tags: 10/13... again. oy, 9/11, ABC, Alex Diakun, Always. Be. Closing., Between putting this ep back together and next weeks Project: Stempel I am introtoxed out, Beyond the Sea, Bob Newhart, Brad Cupples, Can I be heard? I WILL BE HEARD!, Carnivale, Chris Carter, Chris Carter talking shit about actors, Christine, Claire Laffar, Claire's Hotmail, Clerk, Clyde Bruckman, Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose, Cold Potato Micropohones, Collecting Dolls is not ok for non-psychopaths, Dan Ginader, Dana Scully, Darin Morgan, David Duchovny, David MacKay, David Nutter, Detective Cline, Detective Havez, Doctor David Hasselhoff and Angie Harmon, Dwight McFee, Everybody Tolerates the Existence of Raymond for a paycheck, Eyebrow waggling, First wikifeet now autoerotic asphyxiation, Flukey, Fox Mulder, Frank Cassini, Fuck riding around on the water, Ghostbusters, Gillian Anderson, Greg Anderson, Head of Lettuce, Hello Yappi!, Hits and Misses for Dummies, How the hell did you assholes run over a dead body, I don't remember him sounding like that, I lost my shoes in a supernatural Double Dare pie situation, IFT, introtox, introtox.com, Jaap Broeker, Just One of the Guys, Karin Konoval, Ken Roberts, Last weak indeed, Laurel and Hardy, Little fat white nazi stormtroopers, Loki'd, Lollapallaaazazao, Madame Zelma, Muppet, Once more with Mulder, Peter Boyle, Photographer, Pleasant Gentleman Psychopaths, Posing with a dead body, Pupper Dog, Puppet, RiptideCast, Robin broke the wheel, Robin Burdge, Robin's amazing vocal character work, Samuri Sword down!, Sarah Charno, Scooter, Scrapbook, Skipping Ahead, Spoilers, Spooky Mulder, Stuart Charno, Tammy Ginader, Tarot, Tarot Dealer, Technical Issues, The Dick Tremayne of X-Files, The Flukeman, The List, The music of the theme of the voice, The Secret, The Stupendous Yappi, Too real Tulips, W.C. Fields, Wacky Death Leg-Kicks, Well deserved awards... for once, While you were sleeping, Worst Fortune Teller Ever, X-Files, X-Filesical, xfiles, Yo Clyde? What the fuck are you chewing on?!? Putrification and Liquiessence, Young Husband