October 20th, 2016
Chris and Will are here to help us discuss 10×02 – “Founders Mutation” where we are treated to a story about mutants and family that completely falls apart in retrospect. No unlike the whole William plot. Also a cat gets what it deserves.
Where an apple a day is all the amunition we need.
Tags: Aaron Douglas, Apple Throwing Champ, Augustus Goldman, Chester Bonaparte, Chris JC, Dana Scully, Daniela Dib, David Duchovny, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Doug Savant, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Founders Mutation, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Gupta, Jackie Goldman, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Jonathan Whitesell, Kyle Gilligan, Less William more Daniela Dib in the future please, Lindquist, Mitch Pileggi, Press Gang, Rebecca Wisocky, SpartaCast, The Sense8 Podcast, THE WORST, This makes less sense the more I think about it, Vik Sahay, Walter Skinner, Will Johnson, William, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
October 6th, 2016
Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that Mulder broke out of prison where he was on death row for murder.
Where we don’t sympathize with child molesters no matter how magical they are.
Tags: 1st Abductor, 2nd Abductor, 2nd Victim, Abduction, Adam Godley, Agent Mosley Drummy, Alex Diakun, Amanda can be found right here in THESE VERY TAGS! ...when not lurking on red carpets, Amanda Peet, ASAC Dakota Whitney, based on tv series, Billy Connolly, Blair Fearon, bleeding from eyes, Body Swapping Surgery, Brad Cupples, brain disease, Bullfrog Andy, Callum Keith Rennie, Carrie Ruscheinsky, Catchy songs that you shouldn't be caught singing in public near police officials, catholic, Catholicism, Cheryl Cunningham, ChiMo Joe, Chris Carter, Christian Fearon, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darin Morgan's BFF, David Duchovny, Denis Krasnogolov, dismemberment, Elderly Gent, Fagin Woodcock, falling from height, Father Joseph Crissman, Father Ybarra, fbi, Feed Store Proprietor, Female Assistant, Fox Mulder, Frank Spotnitz, Franz Tomczeszyn, Fuck Chris Carter, Gaunt Man, Gillian Anderson, googling a broad topic and printing 4 pieces of paper is all you need to do experimental brain surgery, Gross, Head Transplant, HoopleCast, human experimentation, I Want To Believe, ice bath, introtox, introtox.com, Janke Dacyshyn, Lucy Butler, Luke Cage, magical child molester, Male Assistant, Marco Niccoli, Margaret Fearon, Matt Asendorf, Matt is Wrong About Games, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Bannan, need surgery? Ask Jeeves!, Nicki Aycox, Novelization, nun, organ harvesting, Patrick Keating, pedophile, pedophile priest, Premiere, Priest, psychic, psychic vision, RIP Thumbs-Up Dog, Roger Horchow, russian, Sarah-Jane Redmond, sequel, severed arm, severed head, sex offender, Slight Man, snowplow, Sometimes one woman in a refridgerator in a scene just isn't enough, SpartaCast, Spencer Maybee, staff physician, stem cell therapy, Stem Cells, Stephen E. Miller, Still waiting for that Werewolf, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, The Defenders Podcast, This is dumb, title spoken by character, Two-Headed Dog, Veronika Hadrava, Walter Skinner, Werewolves, what did we get stuck in our rectums, Why the fuck are they calling him 'Father', X-Files, Xantha Radley, xfiles, Xzibit
September 8th, 2016
Pat joins us to discuss 9×17 “Release’ In which Robert Patrick has all the acting chops. We meet the biggest creep ever and also a mob connected child murderer. Apparently the FBI has really loosened their recruitment screenings post 9/11. We say goodbye to Follmer and everyone’s favorite drunk is bonkers as usual.
Where we don’t allow imposter cadets that act like super creeps.
Tags: Acting Chops, Annabeth Gish, Avery Glymph, Barbara Doggett, Barbara Patrick, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Cadet #1, Cary Elwes, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Diener, Doggett > Mulder, Drunk Reyes, Ellen Persich, FBI Cadet Rudolph Hayes, Follmer's Assistant, Gillian Anderson, Hey FBI how the fuck did this creepo cadet imposter get in?, HoopleCast, introtox, introtox.com, Jared Poe, John Doggett, John Doggett 2016, Kate Lombardi, Kipp Shiotani, Mandy Levin, Matt is Wrong About Games, Monica Reyes, Nicholas Regali, Pat Nadeau, Release, Robert Patrick, Sal Landi, Scully and Reyes are Clubbing all the time now that Williams gone, SpartaCast, Tammy Ginader, The X-Files Variety Hour, Victoria Gallegos, Woman, X-Files, xfiles
June 30th, 2016
Will joins us for Episode 9×07 – “John Doe” in which Doggettt loses his memory and Reyes is drunk (as per usual). We discuss the absolute necessity for shoes at all times and learn that Reyes grew up in Mexico and theoretically speaks Spanish in a completely convincing manner.
Where shoes are required.
Tags: Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, Barbara Doggett, Barbara Patrick, Bo Kane, Brad Cupples, Caballero, Cantina Cabrerra, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Cop, Coyotes, Dame Alice, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Day Twelve was a long day, Domingo Salmeron, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Drunk Reyes, Eduardo Antonio Garcia, F.J. Rio, First Cop, Frank Roman, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Jacob Handy, James Pickens Jr., John Doe, John Doggett, Late night shoe shine, Luke Doggett, Manliest ep, Mariano Molina, Marine Sergeant McCormick, Memory Vampire, Michelle MacLaren, mini terminators, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Nestor, Nipple Ring, No shirt No shoes No Service, Old Fashioned Monkey-Shiners!, One Shoe, Ramón Franco, Rene Rivera, Robert Patrick, Scully flew to San Antonio to hand Reyes a piece of paper from someone who was already in the room with Reyes, Shoes, SpartaCast, Tammy Ginader, That guy was definately fucking that shoe right?, The Lost World, The Sense8 Podcast, Vince Gilligan, Walter Skinner, Why is luke outside riding a bike at 4:30AM, wikifeet, X-Files, xfiles, You can't keep up with Reyes if your liver is made of vomit, Zachary Handy, Zitto Kazann
May 6th, 2016
Will, Dan, and Jozie are here for a head chopping good time in 8×20 “Essence” wherein the all-new alien menace wants to kill a baby either out of fear of a possible would be magic human skygod or because they are susceptible to attack via abstract concepts… also nothing makes sense. In The Lone Gunmen 1×12 (or 13 depending on who you ask) “The Cap’n Toby Show” we learn what a creepy weirdo Langly has always been and that episode air dates are confusing.
Where all you have to do is belieb.
Tags: #ActingChops, #ImWithDoggett, #NotWithHer, 1st Woman Party-Goer, A new alien? seriously?, Agent Blythe, Agent Gene Crane, Agent Krang, Alex Krycek, Annabeth Gish, Arlene Warren, Believe, Ben Bass, Billy Miles, Brad Cupples, Brian Drummond, Bruce Harwood, Cap'n Tobey, Captain Toby, Captain Toby's Wife, Chris Carter is the worst, Claire Laffar, Cowabunga, Cyia Batten, Dan Ginader, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Purdham, Dean Haglund, Denise Crosby, Douglas Newell, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. James Parenti, Dr. Lev, Dr. Mary Speake, Duffy Haskell, Duffy the bear, Eric Pospisil, Essence, Evil vitamins, Fox Mulder, Frances Fisher, Fred Tabalowski, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Ironpigkid on youtube for all your minecraft needs, Jasmin Dring, Jason takes manhatten, Jay Acovone, Jimmy Bond, Jodelle Ferland, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Gillnitz, Jozie, Kids wacked out on PCP, Kirk B.R. Woller, Langly is a real weirdo, Lead Agent, lil Doggett, Little Girl, Lizzy Gill, Margaret Scully, martinelli's sparkling cider, Melvin Frohike, Michael Eklund, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Nicholas Lea, Puppeteer, Reporter #2, Reyes is the worst, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Scully's mother is the worst, Sheila Larken, Shredder, skin sloughing aliens, Souls aren't real, SpartaCast, Stephen Snedden, Steven Anderson, Tammy Ginader, The Lone Gunmen, The Sense8 Podcast, The worst name, Titanic, Tom Braidwood, Tom Poston, Walter Skinner, Weiner Man, What do I tell this child about to be born? What do I tell Scully? And what do I tell myself?, X-Files, xfiles, Young Langly, Yves Adele Harlow, Zachary Ansley, Zahf Paroo, Zuleikha Robinson
April 14th, 2016
Will joins us for episode 8×17 – “Empedocles” wherein the boy who could fly is now made of evil cgi fire. Reyes and Mulder meet and say seemingly English words at each other for no other purpose than to torment Doggett. In The Lone Gunmen 1×09 “Diagnosis Jimmy” Byers is obsessed with Bears and Jimmy is in the hospital solving mysteries and inexplicably breaking hearts.
Where ash people hallucinations are not valid proof of anything.
Tags: Amanda Fein, Anderson Cooper, Andrea Kinsky, Annabeth Gish, ash people, Bill Macy, Bob Harvey, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, burnt corpse, Caitlin Fein, car crash, car explosion, car fire, Cheryl Francis Harrington, Claire Laffar, Creighton Dukes, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Glyn-Jones, Dayna Beilenson, Dean Haglund, demonic possession, Denise Crosby, Det. Franklin Potter, Devlin Elliott, Diagnosis Murder, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. Belluci, Dr. Bromberg, Dr. Mary Speake, E.R. Nurse, Empedocles, Even the nurse forgot Denise Crosby was in this episode, Fact Finding Missions, fired from the job, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, FUCK REYES, Gillian Anderson, GKnowllll Rohrerrererer, hallucination, Himself, ICU Nurse, introtox, introtox.com, Jake Fritz, Jason Goes to Hell, Jeb!, Jennifer Hammon, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Walsh, Katha Dukes, Katha is a gross name, Larold, Laura Means, Luke Doggett, man on fire, Melvin Frohike, Mia Dukes, Michael Puttonen, Millennium, Monica Reyes, Mr. Dimsdale, Mr. Dimsdale's Son, Mr. Keever, new orleans louisiana, Number Crunching, Nurse Marilyn, Payphone Woman, Pet Sematary, Pizza Delivery Man, police chase, Resident Surgeon, Reyes is the worst, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Richard Fitzpatrick, Roadhouse, Rob Freeman, Robert Bruce, Robert Patrick, Roberta Toews, Robin Mossley, Ron Canada, Satanic Cults, Scrub Nurse, Scully is 54 weeks pregnant, Shawn Batten, shooting boss, SpartaCast, Spyder Games, Stephen Snedden, Tammy Ginader, Tasha Yar, The Boy Who Could Fly, The Dukes of Hazard, The First Slayer, The Lone Gunmen, The worst people, Tom Braidwood, trapped in a burning car, Veronica Brown, Walter Stukas, Wendy Gazelle, What is Roberta's purpose, What We Make: A Terminator Podcast, Will Johnson, Worst parents, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson