Episode 10×04 – Home Again
November 3rd, 2016
Michael David is here to help us discuss 10×04 – “Home Again” wherein graffiti OR a sculpture comes alive to thwart people that want to shelter the homeless. Also a prime opportunity for Kristen Cloke is given away to a weirdo that can never fill her shoes. And the Scully family continues to be the worst.
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Where we all hope Mulder doesn’t try to un-cremete Ma Scully.
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Listen to Episode 10×4 – 1:58:23
Tags: Alessandro Juliani, Arcadia, Band-Aid Nose Man, body torn apart, Charlie was right, Chris Shields, Dana Scully, Daniel Jacobsen, Daryl Landry, Daryl Shuttleworth, David Duchovny, Detective Gross, Dr. Louise Colquitt, Drunk Reyes, Forensic Technician, Fox Mulder, Fuck the Scully Family, Garbage Monster, Gary Sekhon, Gillian Anderson, Glen Morgan, graffiti, homelessness, Jack Budd, Jannen Karr, John DeSantis, Joseph Cutler, Margaret Scully, mother in a coma, Nancy Huff, Nurse Taillie, Peggy Jo Jacobs, Proudley, Sachin Sahel, Seth Whittaker. Fitzpatrick, Sheila Larken, Tim Armstrong, Trashman, Tulpa, Veena Sood, William
Episode 9×09 – Provenance
July 14th, 2016
If you like questionable parenting decisions and Chris Carter writing you’ll love Episode 9×09 – “Provenance” in which Damian Dahrke uses his alien totem to try and slowly awkwardly kill Scully’s baby. Luckily Scully pretty much has the same goal. Also more rubbings of space ships that could “change everything” again.
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Where we’re pretty sure there’s faster ways to kill a baby.
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Listen to Episode 9×09 – 1:32:54
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Episode 9×02 – Nothing Important Happened Today II
May 27th, 2016
Michael David returns for the shocking? conclusion to the season premiere Episode 9×02 – “Nothing Important Happened Today II” in which Xena Mermaid Princess battles Knowwle Rowrerereregh and we have no idea why, Also there’s a lot of stuff with a ship’s captain that is less interesting than Victor Garber’s left ear.
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Listen to Episode 9×02 – 1:23:53
Tags: Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, Baby William, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Bruce Harwood, Carl Wormus, Cary Elwes, Chris Carter is a sexist creep, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dead Eye Reyes, Dean Haglund, Flukie, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Jane Yamamoto, John Casino, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Lucy Lawless, Margaret Scully, Maybe do anything except drive into the water?, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Nameplates, News Anchor, Nicholas Walker, Nothing Important Happened Today, Reverse George Scenario, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Roland McFarland, Shannon McMahon, Sheila Larken, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, Thats a weirdly big tie, the imdb tags for this ep are especially random and weird, The Little Mermaid, Tom Braidwood, Travis Riker, Walter Skinner James Pickens Jr., Where are here clothes?, Why did they change the mythology AGAIN already?, Why was a shapeshifting alien healer saving people from becoming super soldiers?, Why would anyone want Mulder to be a super soldier?, Why would you need an evil table to make super soldiers?, X-Files, Xena, Xena Mermaid Princess, xfiles
Episode 9×01 – Nothing Important Happened Today
May 18th, 2016
Michael David joins us for the questionable season premiere Episode 9×01 – “Nothing Important Happened Today” with Xena Mermaid Princess. We learn about Skinner’s weird obsession with nameplates and the dog-pound is in need of a deep deep cleaning.
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Listen to Episode 9×01 – 1:15:14
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Episode 8×20 – Essence
May 6th, 2016
Will, Dan, and Jozie are here for a head chopping good time in 8×20 “Essence” wherein the all-new alien menace wants to kill a baby either out of fear of a possible would be magic human skygod or because they are susceptible to attack via abstract concepts… also nothing makes sense. In The Lone Gunmen 1×12 (or 13 depending on who you ask) “The Cap’n Toby Show” we learn what a creepy weirdo Langly has always been and that episode air dates are confusing.
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Listen to Episode 8×20 – 1:16:24
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Episode 8×15 – Deadalive
March 30th, 2016
Ian joins us for the handiwork of Chris Carter episode 8×15 – “Deadalive”. Mulder’s return from death, autopsy, embalming, and three months in the ground is questionable as Scully 11 month pregnancy. On the plus side Little Doggett and Slycek face off. The Lone Gunmen 1×07 “Planet of the Frohikes” features a talking chimpanzee named Simon White-Thatch Potentloins, and therefore is the best episode of Lone Gunmen ever.
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Listen to Episode 8×15 – 1:31:07
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Episode 8×01 – Within
December 23rd, 2015
Happy Kershmas, Friends! Amanda joins us as we embark on Terminator Times and reunite with our cupcake baking hero Alvin Donald Kersh. Filipino chess champ Gibson Praise is back to being the key to everything again. And Mulder endures the terrors of an evil table.
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Listen to Episode 8×01 – 1:24:50
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Episode 5×07 – Emily
November 6th, 2014
Evangeline is here to help us bury Scully’s dead monster-garbage-baby in 5×07 “Emily”. It somehow goes out of it’s way to be mad boring and brings an unmissed David Duchovny back into the show. Millennium 2×07 “19:19”
is a creepy delight with crazy kid snatching Jeezos and Kristen Cloke.
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Listen to Episode 5×07 – 2:11:26
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Episode 5×06 – Christmas Carol
October 29th, 2014
Happy Holidayzzz! Moira and Josh join us for 5×06 Christmas Carol. It’s xmas time and this year we get a (practically) David Duchovny free episode! Though we do have to suffer through Ghost-Choker Melissa and Terrible-Human Bill Scully. Also that demon seed monster baby from Millennium is back and this time… it’s a Scully. Millennium 2×06 “The Curse of Frank Black” is an amazing creepy Halloween nightmare.
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Listen to Episode 5×06 – 2:11:26
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Episode 5×02 – Redux part 2
October 1st, 2014
Jason and Matt join us for Redux Part 2 the final part of a three part… epic? Bill Scully Jr. remains the worst. We uncover the questionable dental coverage for the Elders and we repeatedly drag a reluctant Claire back to Scully’s Room. Meanwhile Sheriff Frank fights evil man-eating canines in Bucksnort for Millennium 2×02 “Beware of the Dog”
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Listen to Episode 5×02 – 1:56:35
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