Hot off the Gaz, Alirio and Chris join us for Episode 8×09 – “Salvage”. Where a man slowly turns into metal monster almost as terrible as his wife. The writers continue to have very little understanding of elementary school science. Also we climb into a nest of grossness for the loneliest of times for The Lone Gunmen 1×01 “Pilot”

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Where we know how to use a metal detector.

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Listen to Episode 8×09 – 1:45:42

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Matt, Will, and Mila join us for the magical Episode 7×21 – “Je Souhaite” wherein a scooterbitch gets his comeuppance and Mulder tries to impress his second magic Jinni.

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Where we all wish we had a stouthearted mule and a magic sack that was always full of turnips

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Listen to Episode 7×21 – 1:38:33

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Steph joins us from the shadows to discuss ‘Soft Light’ It’s an emotional roller coaster as Brad loses his one true love to the most nonsensical plot ever derived. Vince Gilligan makes his writing debut… and Chris Carter throws monkey wrenches to water it down.

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Where no one will suck you into a blackhole/darkmatter/whatever.

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Listen to Episode 2×23 – 1:52:01

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April visits to talk about Die Hand Die Verletzt. If you enjoy sky toads, monster snakes, and lackadaisical devil worshipers being thwarted by the devil’s elaborate murder tricks this might be an episode for you to watch. Also the ‘Mulder’s magic genie’ theory gains traction.

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Where everyone is invited and encouraged to throw books at Robin.

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Listen to Episode 2×14 – 1:59:01

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Happy Cinco de Mayo! Silent co-host Kim unmutes again as we talk about the wackiness that is ‘Blood’ whilst raising our Blood Alcohol Content by playing an introtox drinking game! It’s a super awesome episode so grab some booze and play along if you want to test the amazing recuperative power of the human liver!

Official Introtox Drinking Game Rules

Shot
– Puns / jokes by Robin nobody laughs at
– Any mention of ramjack
– If Man is standing in front of screen appears in Claires DVD menu screen.
– Any time I have to say shut up Robin.
– If we reach 10 pieces of feedback.
– If any voicemail feedback goes over the 5 minute mark

Drink
– Going forward and back
– Puns / jokes by robin
– If there is a connection to Leprachauns… in the hood.
– If Robin tries to justify x-files logic.
– If Brad then corrects Robin with actual logic.
– If we offer up an alternate ending.
– Every time a “fun fact” is brought up about Chris Carter
– Every time we discuss an electronic item getting smashed (as we will be smashed… lame joke)

Be warned: shit is gonna get crazy. Don’t drive or operate heavy machinery whilst playing along. Maybe lock your phone up and send the kids to grandma’s house too.

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It’s like a kegger with aliens and monsters and mediocre actors.

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Listen to Episode 2×03 – 1:42:15

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