Episode 7×15 – En Ami
October 28th, 2015
Matt joins us for 7×15 – “En Ami” in which Gillian Anderson gets kidnapped by a lecherous old creep with ulterior motives. We all feel bad for the head of the terrorist organization that was catfished by George and are very curious to see the cut scenes from this ep.
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Where we see what you’re up to William B. Davis.
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Listen to Episode 7×15 – 1:25:04
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Episode 7×07 – Orison
September 2nd, 2015
DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon joins us for the return of Donnie Pfaster in 7×07 – “Orison”. In which Scully hears a song three times thus proving ??? majicks? Reverend Hershal drills a hole in his head to get hypnosis powers as part of a plan to murder murderers for Baby Jeezo. Harsh Ream 1×03 “Title I Still Can’t Be Bothered to Look Up” is a complete waste of time.
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Where we can all agree hypnosis powers are not worth a hole in the head.
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Listen to Episode 7×07 – 1:54:40
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Episode 6×02 – Drive
February 25th, 2015
If you like television shows about people exploding this is the week for you! The tensions have never been higher as Chris and Matt hop in the introtox mobile to discuss 6×02 “Drive”. In Millennium 2×22 “The Fourth Horseman” people get what they deserve for their improper table manners.
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Where that’s not what we call it in Cali.
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Listen to Episode 6×02 – 1:59:47
Tags: "My Wife Thinks You're Dead", Acting Chops, Agent Orange, Amani, Anti-Semitism, Assistant Director Alvin Kersh, barbecue sauce on the corn, Baywatch Nights, Bitch Jerk Podcast with Claire and Tammy, Brad Cupples, Breaking Bad. It's a show people watched, Brittany Tiplady, Bryan Cranston, Buhl Idaho, Catherine Black, ChaosAtom.com, Chris JC, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Domestic Terrorism is nothing to turn your nose up at, Don't give people corn with your fucking hands, Dramz, Drive, Duel, ELF Waves, Elko Nevada, Exploding Birds, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, FunFact Battle, Gillian Anderson, GroddCast with Chris and Brad discussing the latest in psychich talking Gorilla News, HAARP, Head Explosions, HoopleCast, How does a syringe to the ear stop skull vibrations?, I want to go that way, introtox, introtox.com, Is investigating possible domestic terrorism really a step down from investigating reports of UFO's and Elvis sightings?, Jesse Ventura, Jordan Black, Junior Brown, Just hand Crump a pen to jab in his ear, Kersh Clip Episode, Kersh is an American Hero, Kristen Cloke, Kristen Cloke Acting Spoilers, Lance Henriksen, Lara Means, Loleta California, Matt Asendorf, Megan Gallagher, Michael O'Neill, Millennium, Millennium Matt, Montello Nevada, More fun facts than you can shake a metaphorical stick at... assuming that's the sort of thing you do for fun. You fucking weirdo, Mr. Crump, Mulder was previously an old Jewish Woman, nosebleed, Paperwork, Patrick Garland Crump, Patrol Captain Van Gelder James Pickens Jr., Peter Watts, Press Gang, Pretend Simulations, Professional Moustaches, Promotheus Logic, Protocols of Zion wackiness, radiation in little retarded kids' gonads, Rob Bowman, San Pedro, Secret Jewish Conspiracies, shop.chaosatom.com, Son of Lung Butter Woman, Space Spores, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is Hitler for cutting out the most genuinely funny moment of this episode and then putting it on at the end. You still get to hear it... but why most it be segregated and put out of context?, Tammy is literally Hitler (continued)... The lost half a second of awkward silence before this was magical #MoralOutrage #ThatsNotWeCallItInCali #LocalzOnly, Team Kersh, Teena Mulder is practising for her beauticians licence, Teliko, Terry O'Quinn, THAT WAS STUPID. SOOOO STUUUUPID, The darkest autopsy, The Last Word, The least effective quarantine ever, The Millennium Group, The Pretender, The Trust, This doesn't make any sense, Tilt-a-Whirl, Vince Gilligan, Virgil Nokes, Wait Mulder was kidnapped AND Scully is in Quarantine? Is it Freaky Friday?, We luckily avoided O.J. Simpson jokes, Wendover Nevada, What is up with David Duchovny's hair?, X-Files, xfiles
Movie – X-Files The Movie: Fight The Future
February 11th, 2015
It’s time for the first X-Files movie. Matt joins us to discuss bees, herda hada yokel kids, and the proper etiquette for borrowing a friend’s clothing. We learn that if you forget the mythology up to this point and ignore the definitions of words it makes much more sense. We also have the greatest theme tune ever, a special surprise visit via explanatory monologue, and the reading of the contest winning fanfic.
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Where we Fight. Fight. Fight the Future.
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Listen to Fight The Future – 2:46:32
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Episode 5×11 – Kill Switch
December 3rd, 2014
Let’s hack the planet with Ian and Chris for 5×11 – “Kill Switch” Wherein Scully falls in love with a cyber-raccoon and David Duchovny attempt to make some acting choices. The assisted suicide episode of Millennium 2×11 “Goodbye Charlie” is another great and subtle ep.
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Where no one would keep Scully as their primary care physician.
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Listen to Episode 5×11 – 1:55:00
Tags: "one of the great fight scenes ever", "You have Electronic Internet Mail Letter Messages!", 2 Angry 4 Car Conversations, Acting Chops, All the explosions, Ally Warren, Amputation, Assisted Suicide, Bethoe Shirkoff, Born to be king Führer of the Universe. Here I belong Fighting to survive in a world with the darkest powers. And here we are we're the Third Reich of the universe. Here we belong, Brad Cupples, Brads greatest passion (after giving advice to Mormons) is promptness, Bruce Harwood, Buenos dias muchacha, Bunny, CAPSLOCK CHRIS, Catherine Black, CGI Kung Fu, Charles Figgis, Claire Laffar, Cyberpunk, Cyril Pollard, Dan Weber, David Duchovny, David Duchovny vs Kristen Cloke in an old-fashioned Acting-Chop-Off, David Lynch casted this doctor, Dean Haglund, Dean Haglund learned grammar from LDS.net, Deanne Henry, Delbert, Det. Bob Giebelhouse, Detective Kimmy Gibblerhouse, Detective Sandwich, Donald Gelman, Donald Gelman: Inventor of the single computer internet, Downbelow: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, dthomasmaddox.com is a ghost town, Eleanor Norris, Eleventh Hour Podcast, Ellsworth Beedle, Esther Nairn, Fighting for survival. We've come to be the rules of your world. I am immortal. I have inside me blood of Aryans. I have no rival. No man can be my equal. Take me to the future of your world, Frank Black, Gerald Boyce, Gillian Anderson, Goodbye Charlie, Hackers, Hitler the Highlander, Hooking up the lighting system to the car stereo was a huge misstep in 90s automotive technology, Input Device Ian, Internet trailer trash, introtox, introtox.com, Invisigoth, Jackson, Jerry Schram, Jesse Ventura's Truth Bombs, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, John Fitzgerald Byers, Just press enter dummy, Kate Luyben, Kill Switch, Kristen Cloke, Kristin Lehman, Krycek, Lance Henriksen, Laptop Man, Lara Means, literally giving up your individuality, Mabel Shiva, Megan Gallagher, Melvin Frohike, Millennium, Mulder's doctor is Scully he's also been pronounced dead twice. Coincidence?, Ninja Scully, NOT-Spanish Jack, Nurse Nancy, Officer Nello, Patrick Keating, Pendrell #NeverForget, Peter Williams, R.I.P. Franklin and Bash, Richard Langly, Ridiculously expensive garbage robots, Rob Bowman, Rob Daprocida, Sausage Arms, Scully wants to bang it out with Invisigoth, Sexism, She's typing that CD right out of the drive, Spanish Jack, Stealing evidence, Stefan Arngrim, Stephen Collins, Stephen J. Lang, Steven Kiley, Stop sleeping together in a nest of gross Lone Gunmen, Suicide, Tammy Ginader, Terabyte Tammy, The Last Word Podcast, The Lawnmower Man, The Lone Gunmen, The people writing these transcripts are bonkers, The Sarah Silverman Program, This is Des's fav ep ever, Tom Braidwood, Tom Maddox, Transhumanism, Tucker Smallwood, Tucker Smallwood only plays characters that are named after classic TV characters, Twilight Time, Walnut, Web Of Queer, Why is there a trap door in a trailer?, William Gibson, X-Files, xfiles
Episode 4×17 – Tempus Fugit
July 30th, 2014
In an upsettingly timely turn of events this weeks episodes involve a crashed plane and a state execution. Dave joins us for “Tempus Fugit” in which Mulder possibly gets Pendrell killed. In Millennium 1×16 “Covenant” Frank Black tries to hold back a mob of bloodthirsty Mormons bent on murdering an innocent man.
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Where Larold is celebrated with all the honors we can bestow upon him.
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Listen to Episode 4×17 – 1:38:09
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Episode 4×14 – Memento Mori
July 9th, 2014
Ian joins us for 4×14 “Memento Mori”. Scully decides to fight her cancer by moving into a hospital. Scully then decides to fight her cancer by moving out of the hospital. Also: Hybrid clones, conspiracies, Lone Gunmen, and horrific Chris Carter Monologues. In Millennium 1×13 “Force Majeure” we seemingly get a mythology episode that makes no sense at all but is still incredibly delightful thanks to the antics of the Millennium Group’s wacky tag-along neighbor played by Brad Dourif.
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Where we will never steal your voice in exchange for cancer treatment.
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Listen to Episode 4×14 – 2:59:42
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Episode 4×10 – Paper Hearts
June 11th, 2014
Bob joins us as we watch Mulder lose his mind and commit all the fireable offenses he can think of in “Paper Hearts”. Where instead of following logic or law he follows his laser light dreams and the claims of child-molesting serial killers. In Millennium we follow some Missouri-Dirt-Water-Herda-Haddas as they track down a baby that got sold for a television.
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Where no one will buy vacuum’s from a door to door salesman.
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Episode 4×05 – The Field Where I Died
May 7th, 2014
Matt joins us as we discuss the hilarious pile of garbage/Kristen Cloke demo tape “The Field Where I Died”
Mulder is sacrificing multiple lives in order to try and out-crazy a crazy person whilst pouting his way through a baffling hour of television seemingly made by humans for other humans. Also Millennium continues to be amazing.
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Where David Duchovny’s acting choices are never given a pass.
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Listen to Episode 4×05 – 1:51:56
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Episode 4×04 – Unruhe
April 30th, 2014
West join us for a super creepy episode in which Scully has been kidnapped… again. Mulder’s genie is also in full effect running around and weaving an absolutely insane and wholly impenetrable plot about future-predicting/empathic photographs. Meanwhile Frank Black is stopping the least popular delivery service EVER.
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Listen to Episode 4×04 – 1:53:31
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