Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.

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Gabby and Jonathon join us as we gather to pay our respects to an American Hero, Champion of the Taxpayer, and National Treasure: Jeffrey Spender and discuss 6×12 “One Son”. The mythology continues to make no sense at all and Mulder kills another citizen for no reason. On Millennium 3×09 “Omerta” it’s time for a kooky Christmas with Wood Nymphs.

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And now for the shocking conclusion to the two-part body-swap game changer that will truly rock X-Files to its very core… or not. Ian and Matt helps us try to make sense of 6×05 “Dreamland II”. In Millennium 3×02 “Exegesis” The groups shades of gray begin to evaporate as they try to turn the show into the X-Files.

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It’s time for a two-part(?!?) body-swap episode.
*Tumbleweed*
*Tumbleweed*
Evangeline and Ian join us as we try to explain 6×04 “Dreamland”. In Millennium 3×01 “The Innocents” we try to come to terms with a world sans Catherine or Detective Sandwich.

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Dan joins us for 6×03 “Triangle” Not a Hoax! Not a dream! Not an imaginary story! Scully is a super badass and we finally get Scully/Stingray kiss we’ve all been waiting for.Meanwhile Mulder chases a ghost ship into the Bermuda Triangle, inexplicably crashes his boat, passes out in the ocean, and has a wacky 1939 dream. The season finale of Millennium 2×23 “The Time is Now” is truly bonkers and devotes a fourth of the episode to a wacky Kristen Cloke Music Video.

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It’s time for the first X-Files movie. Matt joins us to discuss bees, herda hada yokel kids, and the proper etiquette for borrowing a friend’s clothing. We learn that if you forget the mythology up to this point and ignore the definitions of words it makes much more sense. We also have the greatest theme tune ever, a special surprise visit via explanatory monologue, and the reading of the contest winning fanfic.

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Dan and Mike join us for the season five finale 5×20 “The End” in which a chess-playing telepath from the Philippines is revealed to be the key to ALL of the X-Files. How is this possible? No Clue. I’m SURE we’ll find out in the movie. Check n’ Spender are back in the mix and being completely wasted. Millennium 2×20 “A Room With No View” is horrifically terrifying and amazing.

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Let’s hack the planet with Ian and Chris for 5×11 – “Kill Switch” Wherein Scully falls in love with a cyber-raccoon and David Duchovny attempt to make some acting choices. The assisted suicide episode of Millennium 2×11 “Goodbye Charlie” is another great and subtle ep.

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Where no one would keep Scully as their primary care physician.

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Listen to Episode 5×11 – 1:55:00

Tags: "one of the great fight scenes ever", "You have Electronic Internet Mail Letter Messages!", 2 Angry 4 Car Conversations, Acting Chops, All the explosions, Ally Warren, Amputation, Assisted Suicide, Bethoe Shirkoff, Born to be king Führer of the Universe. Here I belong Fighting to survive in a world with the darkest powers. And here we are we're the Third Reich of the universe. Here we belong, Brad Cupples, Brads greatest passion (after giving advice to Mormons) is promptness, Bruce Harwood, Buenos dias muchacha, Bunny, CAPSLOCK CHRIS, Catherine Black, CGI Kung Fu, Charles Figgis, Claire Laffar, Cyberpunk, Cyril Pollard, Dan Weber, David Duchovny, David Duchovny vs Kristen Cloke in an old-fashioned Acting-Chop-Off, David Lynch casted this doctor, Dean Haglund, Dean Haglund learned grammar from LDS.net, Deanne Henry, Delbert, Det. Bob Giebelhouse, Detective Kimmy Gibblerhouse, Detective Sandwich, Donald Gelman, Donald Gelman: Inventor of the single computer internet, Downbelow: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, dthomasmaddox.com is a ghost town, Eleanor Norris, Eleventh Hour Podcast, Ellsworth Beedle, Esther Nairn, Fighting for survival. We've come to be the rules of your world. I am immortal. I have inside me blood of Aryans. I have no rival. No man can be my equal. Take me to the future of your world, Frank Black, Gerald Boyce, Gillian Anderson, Goodbye Charlie, Hackers, Hitler the Highlander, Hooking up the lighting system to the car stereo was a huge misstep in 90s automotive technology, Input Device Ian, Internet trailer trash, introtox, introtox.com, Invisigoth, Jackson, Jerry Schram, Jesse Ventura's Truth Bombs, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, John Fitzgerald Byers, Just press enter dummy, Kate Luyben, Kill Switch, Kristen Cloke, Kristin Lehman, Krycek, Lance Henriksen, Laptop Man, Lara Means, literally giving up your individuality, Mabel Shiva, Megan Gallagher, Melvin Frohike, Millennium, Mulder's doctor is Scully he's also been pronounced dead twice. Coincidence?, Ninja Scully, NOT-Spanish Jack, Nurse Nancy, Officer Nello, Patrick Keating, Pendrell #NeverForget, Peter Williams, R.I.P. Franklin and Bash, Richard Langly, Ridiculously expensive garbage robots, Rob Bowman, Rob Daprocida, Sausage Arms, Scully wants to bang it out with Invisigoth, Sexism, She's typing that CD right out of the drive, Spanish Jack, Stealing evidence, Stefan Arngrim, Stephen Collins, Stephen J. Lang, Steven Kiley, Stop sleeping together in a nest of gross Lone Gunmen, Suicide, Tammy Ginader, Terabyte Tammy, The Last Word Podcast, The Lawnmower Man, The Lone Gunmen, The people writing these transcripts are bonkers, The Sarah Silverman Program, This is Des's fav ep ever, Tom Braidwood, Tom Maddox, Transhumanism, Tucker Smallwood, Tucker Smallwood only plays characters that are named after classic TV characters, Twilight Time, Walnut, Web Of Queer, Why is there a trap door in a trailer?, William Gibson, X-Files, xfiles

Mike and Bob join us for 5×03 “Unusual Suspects” It’s the Lone Gunmen origin story that you never wanted with the Richard Beltzer crossover appearance that this show doesn’t deserve. Also we discuss Millennium 2×03 “Sense and Antisense”

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Where nobody is ripping a tooth of their skull, listening device or not.

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Listen to Episode 5×03 – 1:32:46

Tags: 1989, A slightly whimsical gentle comedy, Allan Zinyk, Atari, Badja Djola, Baywatch Nights Warehouse, Bob DeGrande, Brad Cupples, Brian Roedecker, Bruce Harwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cable/TV Switch Technology, Calm it down with the fucking blinking lights nerdlingers, Charles in Charge, Chris Hansen, Claire Laffar, Clarence Williams III, Covert Dungeons and Dragons, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Det. Bob Giebelhouse, Det. John Munch, Dig Dug, Fake Holly = Folly #ScienceFact, Fanfic, Flashback, Frank Black, Gerome Knox, Gillian Anderson, Hacking, How do both episodes revolve around drugs that make you paranoid?, introtox, introtox.com, James Lipton, John Fitzgerald Byers, Kung Fu, Lacuna, Lance Henriksen, Langly is the worst, Melvin Frohike, Michael David, Millennium, Mr. X, Naked Mulder, Nightrider, No Thanks Hansom, Orphan Black, Peter Watts, Rawandan Genocide, Richard Belzer, Richard Langly, Ricky Harris, Rufus, Sense and Antisense, Signy Coleman, Silk Stockings, So did the government just forget to use that tooth device?, Stephen J. Lang, Steven Williams, Susanne Modeski, Tammy Ginader, TCAP, Terminator Sunglasses, Terry O'Quinn, The Beltz, The Chatter Box Podcast, The DexterCast, The Most Unnecessary Episode Ever, The Pretender, The Unusual Suspects, They're Here!, This ep is so Boring, Tom Braidwood, Unusual Suspects, Vince Gilligan was clearly mentored by Chris Carter, Wedding ring dramz, Who stole Mulder's Pants, X-Files, xfiles, Zero/Kramer

Jason and Matt join us for Redux Part 2 the final part of a three part… epic? Bill Scully Jr. remains the worst. We uncover the questionable dental coverage for the Elders and we repeatedly drag a reluctant Claire back to Scully’s Room. Meanwhile Sheriff Frank fights evil man-eating canines in Bucksnort for Millennium 2×02 “Beware of the Dog”

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Where we are always careful with our caramel apples.

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Listen to Episode 5×02 – 1:56:35

Tags: "Quiet Willy", A guy so super smart that he's able to pretend to be qualified for different jobs, Acting Chops, All the sexual tension, Allen Coulter, Anita Wittenberg, Arnie Walter, Arnie Walters, Barry W. Levy, Beware of the Dog, Bill Scully is such a dick, Bill Scully Jr., Blevins in a battle of Actor vs Monologue, Brad Cupples, Brent Butt, Brittany Tiplady, Bruce Harwood, Bucksnort, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cancer, Cancer Causing Alien Virus, Candy Apples, Catherine Black, Charles Cioffi, Chris Carter, Chris Carter Monologues, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, Cora, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Dogs, Don S. Williams, Dr. Zuckerman, Duchovny attempting to cry and/or eating Scully's hand, Ethan Raine, Evil Dogs, Faith is the most useless concept ever imagined, Father McCue, First Elder, Forcibly taking Claire back to Scully's room, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Fun Facts, George, George is down!, Gillian Anderson, Glen Morgan, Herda Hada, Hoax, Holly, Holly set this whole thing in motion because Scully is cockblocking her 24/7, How did he not notice that camera the last time he ripped his apartment apart looking for bugs, How long was he in that stairwell?, Hybrids, I wonder when Teena will find out that her son is dead/alive, If the Millennium Group knew what was going on couldn't they have just sent a uhaul down and taken care of this whole problem in a minute?, introtox, introtox.com, James Wong, Jeezo Nonsense, John Finn, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jordan Black, Julie Arkos, Ken Camroux, Lance Henriksen, Liar Liar PANTS ON FIRE!, Little Green Men, Margaret Martin, Margaret Scully, Marlon Brando Jr Elder, Mary Anne Lombardo, Maybe let this guy get his shit in suitcase before burning his house down... or better yet bring over some of those millennium stones so he can move his shit out, Megan Gallagher, Megan Leitch, Melvin Frohike, Michael Beebe, Michael Kritschgau, Millennium, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder is completely cool with letting other people take the fall for his murders, Mulder leaves a trail of dead bodies wherever he goes, Mulderface, Nate, Oblong, Olds, Over the Edge, Pat Skipper, Paul Lombardo, Peter Watts, Poor Holly has had it rough, Quiet Willy packs a delicious picnic basket, R. G. Armstrong, Radio Singer, Ralph J. Alderman, Randy Stone, Redux, Redux Part 2, Richard Langly, Robert Wright, Sally Stevens, Samantha Mulder, Science Facts, Scott Blevins, Scott Ostelhoff, Senior Agent, Sheila Larken, Sheriff Black, Short Order Cook, Soylent Green is People, Steve Makaj, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Memories, Teena Mulder spends her free time changing the dates on her childrens' gravestones, Teliko, Terry O'Quinn, The Carpenters, The Dark Age, The Lone Gunmen, The Millennium Group, The most unlikely conspiracy ever, The Old Man, The Pretender, They didn't check to see if anything was in the secret conspiracy tube other than water?!?!?, This is clearly another Samantha Hybrid Clone, THIS MAKES NO SENSE, Those teeth!, Tom Braidwood, Vinnie the Voodoo dog, Vitagliano, Walter Skinner, Were his teeth always like that?, Who Cares?, Why did craft services have to have all those candy apples?, Why would Mulder believe that this could be a hoax?, William B. Davis, Willy Ross, X-Files, xfiles