Hot off the Gaz, Alirio and Chris join us for Episode 8×09 – “Salvage”. Where a man slowly turns into metal monster almost as terrible as his wife. The writers continue to have very little understanding of elementary school science. Also we climb into a nest of grossness for the loneliest of times for The Lone Gunmen 1×01 “Pilot”

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Where we know how to use a metal detector.

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Listen to Episode 8×09 – 1:45:42

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It’s the season four finale and we’ve never been closer to the truth. Alirio (and sometimes Artie) join us to talk about 4×24 – Gethesemane. There’s a terrible dinner party and an almost completely useless slide show fighting for Scully’s attention. Also Mulder shoots himself in the head! We prepare our salad bowls for season 5.

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Where Punnywise and Pennywise are BFFs.

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Listen to Episode 4×24 – 2:06:08

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Do you like super exciting groundbreaking game-changer season finales? … Maybe it’s time to branch out and try this episode instead. Steph and Kim join in to discuss Talitha Cumi. It’s a mythology episode in which a family member’s life is in danger. Now with even more unnecessary fight scenes, unnecessary lamp breaking, and a truly unnecessary lack of Little Traveler.

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Where Scully is the victor of Season Three!

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Listen to Episode 3×24 – 2:06:30

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Steph joins us from the shadows to discuss ‘Soft Light’ It’s an emotional roller coaster as Brad loses his one true love to the most nonsensical plot ever derived. Vince Gilligan makes his writing debut… and Chris Carter throws monkey wrenches to water it down.

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Where no one will suck you into a blackhole/darkmatter/whatever.

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Listen to Episode 2×23 – 1:52:01

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Vampires? Alirio joins us as well as Tammy and Dan radioing in from their vacation to explain this choose-your-own-adventure of random plotting. If you’ve ever wanted to watch David Duchovny have a weird gross make out scene with his girlfriend in an episode that makes no sense at all THIS IS WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!

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We’ll leave a load of blood bread on the window sill.

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Listen to Episode 2×07 – 1:52:19

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We did it! We’re heroes! It’s the season finale and our silent co-host Kim is finally allowed to speak as we discuss ‘The Erlenmeyer Flask.’ There’s murder, monkey shiners, inept intelligent-design spouting geneticists, and jar babies! It’s a pretty wacky ride. Make sure you stick around to listen to the reading of the fan fiction contest winner at the end of the episode.

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It’s a fine place to keep your secret alien-hybrid Aquamen.

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Listen to Episode 1×24 – 1:51:29

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