October 6th, 2016
Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that Mulder broke out of prison where he was on death row for murder.
Where we don’t sympathize with child molesters no matter how magical they are.
Tags: 1st Abductor, 2nd Abductor, 2nd Victim, Abduction, Adam Godley, Agent Mosley Drummy, Alex Diakun, Amanda can be found right here in THESE VERY TAGS! ...when not lurking on red carpets, Amanda Peet, ASAC Dakota Whitney, based on tv series, Billy Connolly, Blair Fearon, bleeding from eyes, Body Swapping Surgery, Brad Cupples, brain disease, Bullfrog Andy, Callum Keith Rennie, Carrie Ruscheinsky, Catchy songs that you shouldn't be caught singing in public near police officials, catholic, Catholicism, Cheryl Cunningham, ChiMo Joe, Chris Carter, Christian Fearon, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darin Morgan's BFF, David Duchovny, Denis Krasnogolov, dismemberment, Elderly Gent, Fagin Woodcock, falling from height, Father Joseph Crissman, Father Ybarra, fbi, Feed Store Proprietor, Female Assistant, Fox Mulder, Frank Spotnitz, Franz Tomczeszyn, Fuck Chris Carter, Gaunt Man, Gillian Anderson, googling a broad topic and printing 4 pieces of paper is all you need to do experimental brain surgery, Gross, Head Transplant, HoopleCast, human experimentation, I Want To Believe, ice bath, introtox, introtox.com, Janke Dacyshyn, Lucy Butler, Luke Cage, magical child molester, Male Assistant, Marco Niccoli, Margaret Fearon, Matt Asendorf, Matt is Wrong About Games, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Bannan, need surgery? Ask Jeeves!, Nicki Aycox, Novelization, nun, organ harvesting, Patrick Keating, pedophile, pedophile priest, Premiere, Priest, psychic, psychic vision, RIP Thumbs-Up Dog, Roger Horchow, russian, Sarah-Jane Redmond, sequel, severed arm, severed head, sex offender, Slight Man, snowplow, Sometimes one woman in a refridgerator in a scene just isn't enough, SpartaCast, Spencer Maybee, staff physician, stem cell therapy, Stem Cells, Stephen E. Miller, Still waiting for that Werewolf, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, The Defenders Podcast, This is dumb, title spoken by character, Two-Headed Dog, Veronika Hadrava, Walter Skinner, Werewolves, what did we get stuck in our rectums, Why the fuck are they calling him 'Father', X-Files, Xantha Radley, xfiles, Xzibit
November 1st, 2015
We get together under a full moon to discuss the 1985 Stephen King classic “Silver Bullet” in which Gary Busey is best/worst creepo uncle ever who makes as many if not more attempts to kill Corey Haim than the werewolf he’s been harassing via the U.S. Postal System. Also someone is using this in their reel to audition for King Lear.
Where werewolf babies are always welcome.
Tags: 1976, alright enough of your damned music that you have preparred we have announcements!, American Werewolf in London, Andy Fairton, barbershop creeping, based of a novelette, based on novel, bear trap, Best dressed, Bill Smitrovich, Bletch, Bob Coslaw, Brad Cupples, Brady Kincaid, breaking a mirror, brother sister relationship, Buying a California Ambulance via recycling... great idea Maine, Chi-Mo, child murder, child uses gun, church, Claire Laffar, clawed to death, Corey Haim, crutches, cult film, Dan Attias, decapitation, Dino De Laurentiis, Disease Vector Russian Roulette, Don't talk about your sister's tits weirdo, Donald Trump's America, dream sequence, drunkenness, Everett McGill, evil priest, eye patch, fireworks, flask, Franklin and Bash, From IMDB triva: 'Even though the werewolf kills people; he does not eat them.' Cool I guess? Whatever., full moon, garter snake, Gary Busey, gas station monster, gazebo, Giant Spider, Gossipy McMustachio, ground fog, Halloween, handicapped boy, Heather Simmons, Herb Kincaid, herda hada herda, HHN, hit with a baseball bat, hit with a chair, independent film, introtox, introtox.com, It started in May in a small town and every month after that whenever the moon is full... It came back, James A. Baffico, Jane Coslaw, Joe Wright, Kent Broadhurst, kite, kite flying, Lawrence Tierney, Leon Russom, Let's keep cakes and lemonades out of pants ok?, Maine, Marty Coslaw, Megan Follows, Millennium, Milt Sturmfuller, motorcycle, Mrs. Sturmfuller, murder, mysterious letter, Nan Coslaw, Owen Knopfler, Owen's Bar, pantyhose, paraplegic, Part human. Part wolf. Total terror, Pennywise the Clown, Preacher, Priest, product placement, Rebecca Fleming, reference to stephen king, reingold beer, Reverend Lowe, rifle, Robin Groves, severed head, Sheriff Joe Haller, shot in the eye, Silver Bullet, sitting in a tree, small town sheriff, stabbed in the stomach, Stephen King, Sweetums Wolf, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Sturmfuller, Tarker's Mills, Terry O'Quinn, That hurts my parts, The Firm, The local tax review quarterly, The Peacemaker, title spoken by character, townsfolk, Uncle Douvee, uncle nephew relationship, Uncle Red, Uncle Red Werewolf Hunter, unwanted pregnancy, Virgil Cuts, voice over narration, Werewolf, werewolf transformation, wheelchair, When darkness falls --terror rises, Whenever the moon is full... it comes back!, why are imdb keywords so insane?, Wilford Brimley, William Newman, Worst dressed, X-Files
September 3rd, 2014
Heidi is here to help us get through 4×22 “Elegy” an episode that makes up for it’s lack of coherency with a surplus of goofy Unsolved Mysteries CGI ghosts and Millennium somehow finds yet even more Demons/Devils in 1×21 “Maranatha”.
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Tags: Acting is temporary Truck Dispatching is Forever, Alex Bruhanski, All the Devils, Andrei Pietrovich Melnikov, Angelo Pintero, Autism, Baywatch Nights, Beer Bad, Beverly Pales, Bill Croft, Bill Nunn, Bingo, BitchFace Scully, Boris Krutonog, Brad Cupples, Brian Downey, Broadface, But seriously do yourself a favor and check out the Baywatch Nights "Hot Winds", CastleCast, Chernobyl, Chip Johannessen, Chris Carter, Christine Willes, Chuck Forsch, Chuck Frohike, Claire Laffar, Clowns dressed up as humans, Cracks that lead to "The Spirit World ", Daniel Kamin, Daredevil, David Duchovny, Death Omen, Demons, Detective Hordak, Detective Hudak, Dmitri Boudrine, Don't knock on a bathroom door, Down Below Podcast, Dr. Bugger, E.R. Doctor, Elegy, Fetch, Fetched comma Far, Fletch, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frank Spotnitz, Frohike's Dad!, Gerry Naim, Ghost World, Ghosts, Gillian Anderson, Goofy Ghosts, Harold Spuller, Heidi DID NOT Know what she was signing up for, Heidi Jenkins, Hot Winds, I dare you to make sense of this episode, I'm just a human being, introtox, introtox.com, Investigating Mars, James Charleston, Jay Leno, Joe Don Baker and Wilfred Brimley vs Faeries, John Shiban, Karen Kosseff, Ken Tremblett, Lance Henriksen, Leprechaun in the Hood, Levani Outchaneichvili, Lorena Gale, Lt. McCormick, Maranatha, Mark Snow's cat scored this episode on a bender, Martin Alpert, Medical Examiner, Michael Aniol, Michael Cram, Mike Puttonen, Millennium, More clowns less demons, Mulder is a dick, Mulder's Geanie, Nancy Fish, Nurse Innes, Oblong and Teliko: Rookie Cops That Get Results!, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Paramedic, Peter Markle, Peter Watts, Poor Man's Joe Don Baker, Priest, Quiet Screams, Robin Burdge, Robin reveals he's been a secret Sci-Ti all along, Roger Haskett, Roland, Sergeant Conneff, She Is Me, Skinner killed kids and cleaned bathrooms for Scully, So is everybody the devil and/or a demon?, So these shows take place in some super crazy Ayn Rand Libertarian Dreamland?, spooky ghosts, Steven M. Porter, sweet sweet pills, Sydney Lassick, Tammy Ginader, Tea Leoni, Teliko, Terry O'Quinn, The Antichrist, The Attorney, The Longest Polo Shirt Ever, The Millennium Group Yupanchik, The Star of Wormwood, The wackiest Wig, This make no Sense at all, Torch Singer, Uniformed Officer, Unsolved Mysteries Effects, Wacky Stabby Face, What is the rush? That bitch is not going to get more dead. Let me take care of my goddamn cancer nosebleed, What The Fuck Is A Disembodied Soul, When you cross the spirit world crack it's a no bullshit zone, White People Love Pills, Why couldn't we just have a haunted Bowling Alley?, Why did he pour that soda on the floor, WHY IS THERE A SECRET PASSAGE INTO THE BOWLING ALLEY?, Wolf, Wraith, X-Files, xfiles, Yaponchik, Yikes both of these eps were super mediocre, You Fools 2 kool 4 feedback all of a sudden?, Yura Surova
December 31st, 2013
Oy. Matt joins us as we scrape the bottom of the bucket and watch the dismal torture ride labeled “Revelations” in which it is revealed that Scully is just as horrifically awful as Mulder and Mulder is a douche in all situations.
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Tags: "AFFRAID THAT GOD IS SPEAKING BUT NO ONE IS LISTENING" <-- If this weak ass pathetic god can't do better than this I don't care what he has to say, "But miracles are wondrous by nature" <--Convenient. so are shitty fairy tales, "full circle to find the truth" <--FUCK THIS SHIT, "God tests our faith so we may not take it for granted" <--God can go fuck himself, "I believe in the idea that God's hand can be witnessed. I believe he can create miracles" <--WHY?, "Isn't a saint or holy person just another term for someone who's abnormal?" <--NO IT IS NOT., "Miracles need no rationale. No justification" <-- saying stupid things loudly doesn't make them true, "They expect proof for all they see" <--YES, "You must witness the miracles of the Lord without question" <--Fuck that shit, ...Brad is being lazy by just using his notes as the tags because they are plentiful and don't require living through this episode again, 6:18 Ugliest little girl. Awesome flattop+vest kid, according to religious lore there are at any time 12 stigmatics... Really?, ARE THEY REGARDED AS "HAGIOGRAPHIC" FABRICATIONS?!? WORST WRITTEN SENTENCE IN THE SCRIPT, Brad Cupples, Carina Maywald, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Nutter, divide 11 into 170? you mean divide 170 by 11. these fucking writers, Don't put your hand on a kids face. gross, Faith is the most useless and idiotic concept ever devised, FBI arrives before mother is informed. AGAIN., Forau, Fox Mulder, FUCK CATECHISM, Fuck the concept of heaven, FUCK YOU MULDER FUCK YOU. YOU DO NOT EAT OFF THE FLOOR. AND YOU CERTAINLY DON'T EAT MYSTERY BLOOD OFF THE FLOOR, Full circle to find the truth = DUMB, Fulvio Cecere, Gillian Anderson, Hagiographic, Hayley Tyson, He's not hiding he's standing behind a branch, HEY MULDER? STOP PUTTING SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH DAWG, High winds and ocean currents didn't part the red sea. It's a myth dummy, How dare people vest themselves in the most practical way to go about understanding the universe we have, How did the FBI get there before his mother?, Intro to Brisco, introtox, introtox.com, Kenneth Welsh, Kevin got his mother killed on purpose, Kevin is a murderer, Kevin Kryder, Kevin Zegers, Kim Newton, Lesley Ewen, maybe check to see if it's a fake blood pack first?, Maybe you should lick the towel Mulder, Maybe you should question his word. especially when it involves kidnapping children, Michael Berryman, Michael Kryder, Mrs. Tynes, Nicole Robert, Owen Lee Jarvis, Priest, R. Lee Ermey, Revelations, Reverend Patrick Findley, Robin Burdge, Sam Bottoms, Scully is the worst Skeptic on the face of the planet. Fuck. This. Shit., Simon Gates, so the villain fell down... great job devil's henchman you failed by FALLING DOWN, So there's an FBI alert about people with real or fake stigmata? and this social worker got it how?, STOP TOUCHING PEOPLE'S MOUTHS!, Story time is the only good thing in this script, Susan Kryder, Tammy Ginader, That bump would be less disastrous than careening off the shoulder. PS she didn't hit her head, The Hills Have Eyes, THE RISING SUN OR BIRTH OF A CHILD ARE NOT MIRACLES YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH, THIS MAKES NO SENSE, ummm why are they using old timey thermometers and why is it exploding, Were they going to show the sketch to the mother at all?, Why are they taking him into custody? His hands weren't bleeding before he went to school, Why is the sketch so happy?, why would you take temperature for hand wounds?, Windom Earle, Windom Earle begins his reign of killing off all the awesome character actors, WITH THE LORD ANY IDIOTIC PLOT DEVICE IS POSSIBLE, Would you smell Mr. Jarvis?, WTF is the plot here? he has to die for a new age to come? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, X-Files, xfiles, Yes he does have to go back to the shelter eventually. He's an orphan, you do know the division sign don't you kevin. Worst teacher, You've been tracking a series of religiously based murders and you didn't mention this to your partner?