Claire is off recovering from being blinded by a flying tortilla chip, luckily Matt and Mel are here to help us discuss the most lackluster and boring of all X-Files. Join us as we thrill over the excitement of a mediocre quickly resolved missing persons case! Be shocked as we visit not one but TWO diners in one episode! Can your heart withstand the lackluster halfhearted warnings of a bathroom creeper who is NOT Darren McGavin?

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