November 18th, 2016
Ian is here to help us discuss the nonsensical final episode of the X-Files, 10×06 – “My Struggle II” wherein Chris Carter still refuses to understand the concept of DNA. Einstein and Miller make desperate attempts to keep the plot going and Joel McHale delivers the worst lines of dialogue ever imagined. American Hero Monica Reyes is back in the mix and drunk as ever.
Where there’s nothing that you can spoil us on.
Tags: ...but please don't call us heroes, 50 feet of complete traffic gridlock within eyesight of the washinton monument, Accosting Man, Agent Einstein, Agent Miller, Aliza Vellani, American Hero Monica Reyes, Annabeth Gish, Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darren Dolynski, David Duchovny, DNA, Do we get a prize now?, Dr. Rubell, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Home Again, homeopathic alien cure, How does this work, I am much more emotionally invested in the Mr. Belvedere Finale than The X-Files, introtox, introtox.com, Joel McHale, Julian Christopher, Lance Henriksen, Lauren Ambrose, Legends of Tomorrow, Man in Suit, Mik Byskov, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Morphing Alien, My Struggle II, Nurse Sandeep, Poor Joel McHale, Robbie Amell, Sandy Da Costa, Scoops, Smoking Man, Spoilers, Tad O'Malley, Tammy Ginader, That's not how DNA works, Walter Skinner, we are legends, We did it!, Whale Song, Where did those photos come from?, Where were they driving from, William B. Davis, William no longer has alien DNA so he's not immune nor does he have stem cells that Mulder can use, X-Files, xfiles
November 10th, 2016
Ian and Michael David join us for 10×05 – “Babylon” an episode about the fears of old white dudes before Herr Trump rode in on his great white horse to save them. Basically Mulder and Scully try to talk to a dead terrorist. It’s absolute garbage.
Where we’re building a wall around this episode and Chris Carter is going to pay for it.
Tags: Agent Einstein, Agent Miller, Angry Woman, Artin John, ASA Podcasting, Babylon, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clinton, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Eric Breker, FBI Agent Guard, Firestorm, Fox Mulder, Fuck Chris Carter, Garry Chalk, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Islamophobia, J. Alex Brinson, Janet Kidder, John Fitzgerald Byers, Johnny Ghorbani, Lauren Ambrose, Mad Dog, Man in Suit 1, Man in Suit 2, Marci T. House, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mo Said, Nina Nayebi, Noora, Nurse, Osama Look Alike, Racism, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robbie Amell, Sexism, Shaine Jones, Shiraz, Smoking Man, SP Agent Brem, Stephen Lobo, Tammy Ginader, This is garbage, Tom Braidwood, Trump, Walter Skinner, Web of Queer Podcast, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles, Young Muslim
October 20th, 2016
Chris and Will are here to help us discuss 10×02 – “Founders Mutation” where we are treated to a story about mutants and family that completely falls apart in retrospect. No unlike the whole William plot. Also a cat gets what it deserves.
Where an apple a day is all the amunition we need.
Tags: Aaron Douglas, Apple Throwing Champ, Augustus Goldman, Chester Bonaparte, Chris JC, Dana Scully, Daniela Dib, David Duchovny, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Doug Savant, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Founders Mutation, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Gupta, Jackie Goldman, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Jonathan Whitesell, Kyle Gilligan, Less William more Daniela Dib in the future please, Lindquist, Mitch Pileggi, Press Gang, Rebecca Wisocky, SpartaCast, The Sense8 Podcast, THE WORST, This makes less sense the more I think about it, Vik Sahay, Walter Skinner, Will Johnson, William, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
October 6th, 2016
Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that Mulder broke out of prison where he was on death row for murder.
Where we don’t sympathize with child molesters no matter how magical they are.
Tags: 1st Abductor, 2nd Abductor, 2nd Victim, Abduction, Adam Godley, Agent Mosley Drummy, Alex Diakun, Amanda can be found right here in THESE VERY TAGS! ...when not lurking on red carpets, Amanda Peet, ASAC Dakota Whitney, based on tv series, Billy Connolly, Blair Fearon, bleeding from eyes, Body Swapping Surgery, Brad Cupples, brain disease, Bullfrog Andy, Callum Keith Rennie, Carrie Ruscheinsky, Catchy songs that you shouldn't be caught singing in public near police officials, catholic, Catholicism, Cheryl Cunningham, ChiMo Joe, Chris Carter, Christian Fearon, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darin Morgan's BFF, David Duchovny, Denis Krasnogolov, dismemberment, Elderly Gent, Fagin Woodcock, falling from height, Father Joseph Crissman, Father Ybarra, fbi, Feed Store Proprietor, Female Assistant, Fox Mulder, Frank Spotnitz, Franz Tomczeszyn, Fuck Chris Carter, Gaunt Man, Gillian Anderson, googling a broad topic and printing 4 pieces of paper is all you need to do experimental brain surgery, Gross, Head Transplant, HoopleCast, human experimentation, I Want To Believe, ice bath, introtox, introtox.com, Janke Dacyshyn, Lucy Butler, Luke Cage, magical child molester, Male Assistant, Marco Niccoli, Margaret Fearon, Matt Asendorf, Matt is Wrong About Games, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Bannan, need surgery? Ask Jeeves!, Nicki Aycox, Novelization, nun, organ harvesting, Patrick Keating, pedophile, pedophile priest, Premiere, Priest, psychic, psychic vision, RIP Thumbs-Up Dog, Roger Horchow, russian, Sarah-Jane Redmond, sequel, severed arm, severed head, sex offender, Slight Man, snowplow, Sometimes one woman in a refridgerator in a scene just isn't enough, SpartaCast, Spencer Maybee, staff physician, stem cell therapy, Stem Cells, Stephen E. Miller, Still waiting for that Werewolf, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, The Defenders Podcast, This is dumb, title spoken by character, Two-Headed Dog, Veronika Hadrava, Walter Skinner, Werewolves, what did we get stuck in our rectums, Why the fuck are they calling him 'Father', X-Files, Xantha Radley, xfiles, Xzibit
September 22nd, 2016
Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.
Where we can’t believe this was on for 9 years.
Tags: 2012, Acting Chops, Adam Baldwin, Alan Dale, Alex Krycek, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, bell 206 jet ranger helicopter, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Owens, Christopher Stapleton, Claire Laffar, Clip Show, Clones, Cody Lightning, Cupcakes, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Deep Throat, Doomsday, Drones, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gibson Praise, Gillian Anderson, Hybrids, Indian Boy, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Julia Vera, Knowle Rohrer, Lana Chee, Laurie Holden, magnetite, Marita Covarrubias, Matthew Glave, Melvin Frohike, Michael David, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. X, Nicholas Lea, Pat Nadeau, Pennywise, Philippine Chess Champion, Questionable Legal Tactics, Richard Langly, Robert Patrick, Rosswell, Series Finale, Smoking Man, So no follow-up questions? none at all? ok... cool i guess?, Special Agent Kallenbrunner, Spiders Eyes, Steven Williams, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, The truth, This doesn't make sense, This is nonsense, This is nothing a little salad can’t fix, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, William, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles
September 15th, 2016
Matt is here to help us discuss 9×18 “Sunshine Days’ Where we’ve never been closer to The Truth. It’s the penultimate episode of the X-Files so clearly it’s going to be about The Brady Bunch. Ben Linus is the most pathetic sadsack ever and everyone else is crazy drunk this week.
Where no one wants to be Cousin Oliver.
Tags: A to B to C to SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, Aha, Alice, Annabeth Gish, Anthony Fogelman, Arlene, Arlene Pileggi, Arlene Warren, Ben Linus, Blake McCormick, Brad Cupples, Carol Brady, Claire Laffar, Damon Kaylor, Dana Scully, Dancing on the Ceiling, David Duchovny, David Faustino, Dr. Henry Jacocks, Dr. John Rietz, Eric Don, falling on a car, football, Gillian Anderson, illusion, introtox, introtox.com, John Aylward, John Doggett, Keith Forster, latex gloves, levitation, looking up, Lost, Marcia Marcia Marcia, Marcie Lynn Ross, Married with Children, Matt Asendorf, Michael Daley, Michael Emerson, Mike Brady, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Oliver Martin, Orderly, overhead camera shot, Questionable dialogue, reference to the brady bunch, Robbie Troy, Robert Patrick, Sam the Butcher, seizure, Stephen Bridgewater, Sunshine Days, Tammy Ginader, telekinesis, telepathy, The Brady Bunch, Tyson Turrou, van nuys california, Walter Skinner, X-Files, xfiles
September 1st, 2016
DJ J-Jon Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss the beautiful tapestry that is 9×16 “William’ Wherein Scully is the worst mom ever with the most questionable logic ever. Despite the unending supply of bullshit that is thrown at him American Hero Jeffrey Spender saves the world yet again. William moves to Brimleytown.
Where we are taking donations to buy Spender a Lone Gunmen mask.
Tags: Adam Nelson, Annabeth Gish, Baby William, Brad Cupples, Burning sheets, Chris JC, Chris Owens, Claire Laffar, Cupcakes, Cyd Strittmatter, Dana Scully, Daniel Miller, David Duchovny, DNA, Dr. Edwards, Gillian Anderson, Harsh Realm, House of D, How would he be shorter, introtox, introtox.com, It's a bad day for Doggett, James Riker, Jay Leno Fashions, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, Jonathon Pope, Kersh, Ma and Pa Kent, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. Van De Kamp, Mrs. Van De Kamp, Robert Patrick, Scully is the worst mother, Shannon Hile, Stranger Danger, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, The Breather, Travis Riker, Walter Skinner, William, X-Files, xfiles
August 25th, 2016
Mila and Will join us for the secret final episode of The Lone Gunmen 9×15 “Jump the Shark’ in which the creators pay more respect to a half-hearted garbage one season spinoff than they ever even thought about doing with Millennium. At least Morris Fletcher is back to scheme and scam.
Where Party Pants are not allowed for 24hrs straight.
Tags: Annabeth Gish, boat explosion, Brittany should have had more screen time, Bruce Harwood, Claire waited 10 minutes for a wall to turn into a door, Dana Scully, Dean Haglund, flare, Fudge Creek, Gillian Anderson, Haunted Fish Tank, House of D, I'm relatively sure I've read the synopsis of House of D on the podcast before and got the same reaction of shock and horror, Jim Fyfe, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Gillnitz, John Prosky, Joss Whedon, kearny new jersey, Kimmy the Geek, Leather Pants, Leonard Southall, Lois Runce, Lost in Space, Marcus Giamatti, Medical Examiner, Mediocre Terrorism, Melvin Frohike, men in black, miami beach, Michael Craven Wells, Michael McKean, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Morris Fletcher, Party Pants, Professor Douglas Houghton, returning character killed off, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, sad beard, Scully and Stingray are back together, Secret Door, shark, Stephen Snedden, The Lone Gunmen, Timothy Landfield, Tom Braidwood, Walter Skinner, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
July 14th, 2016
If you like questionable parenting decisions and Chris Carter writing you’ll love Episode 9×09 – “Provenance” in which Damian Dahrke uses his alien totem to try and slowly awkwardly kill Scully’s baby. Luckily Scully pretty much has the same goal. Also more rubbings of space ships that could “change everything” again.
Where we’re pretty sure there’s faster ways to kill a baby.
Tags: Agent Terry Sullivan, Alan Dale, Alias, Aliens, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, Arrow, border patrol, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Bradley Cooper, Bruce Harwood, Cary Elwes, Chris Carter is the worst, Claire Laffar, Creeper Doggett, Damien Darhk, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Denis Forest, Dogget and Reyes are Fucking #ScienceFact, Dogget cannot get over that shoe thing from John Doe, Dramatic Map Reading, Drunk Reyes, excavation, Fake Frank Black, fireball, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, James Parks, James Pickens Jr., jessup maryland, John Doe, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Josepho The Clown, Lone Man, Lost World, Margaret Scully, McNally Sagal, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, motorcycle chase, motorcycle crash, motorcycle jump, Mulder and Scully are asexual rice cakes, Neal McDonough, Oh is Mulder supposedly dead AGAIN? cool idea again, Overcoat Woman, Postpartum depression, Reyes doesn't have feelings anymore... accept about Johnny Walker, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Comer, Robert Patrick, Sheila Larken, Skinner hiding in the curtains, Stats and Scores are Updated on the Website, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Tarot Cards, The Lone Gunmen should not be given a baby, THIS DOES NOT MEAN EVERYTHING THAT MANKIND BELIEVES WOULD BE IN QUESTION, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, Why aren't we being quoted in Wikipedia, Why were they still in the alley?, Why would anyone go to North Dakota from Canada?, Will Tippin, Worst Mother Ever, X-Files, xfiles, Your Podcast Network is the lamest
June 30th, 2016
Will joins us for Episode 9×07 – “John Doe” in which Doggettt loses his memory and Reyes is drunk (as per usual). We discuss the absolute necessity for shoes at all times and learn that Reyes grew up in Mexico and theoretically speaks Spanish in a completely convincing manner.
Where shoes are required.
Tags: Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, Barbara Doggett, Barbara Patrick, Bo Kane, Brad Cupples, Caballero, Cantina Cabrerra, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Cop, Coyotes, Dame Alice, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Day Twelve was a long day, Domingo Salmeron, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Drunk Reyes, Eduardo Antonio Garcia, F.J. Rio, First Cop, Frank Roman, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Jacob Handy, James Pickens Jr., John Doe, John Doggett, Late night shoe shine, Luke Doggett, Manliest ep, Mariano Molina, Marine Sergeant McCormick, Memory Vampire, Michelle MacLaren, mini terminators, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Nestor, Nipple Ring, No shirt No shoes No Service, Old Fashioned Monkey-Shiners!, One Shoe, Ramón Franco, Rene Rivera, Robert Patrick, Scully flew to San Antonio to hand Reyes a piece of paper from someone who was already in the room with Reyes, Shoes, SpartaCast, Tammy Ginader, That guy was definately fucking that shoe right?, The Lost World, The Sense8 Podcast, Vince Gilligan, Walter Skinner, Why is luke outside riding a bike at 4:30AM, wikifeet, X-Files, xfiles, You can't keep up with Reyes if your liver is made of vomit, Zachary Handy, Zitto Kazann