Episode 5×14 – The Red and the Black
December 24th, 2014
A second part of a two-parter that doesn’t completely fall apart? Evangeline joins us for 5×14 “The Red and the Black” There’s a vague ill-defined war going on between alien factions. Scully acts like a real Mulder-dummy and has regression hypnosis before having sense talked into her by Jeffrey Spender, American Hero and future half of the hottest new buddy cop show. Frank uses his Dragon powers to catch sin eater/urban legend dream catcher in Millennium 2×14 “The Pest House”
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Listen to Episode 5×14 – 1:58:54
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Episode 5×13 – Patient X
December 16th, 2014
DJ Jon Johnny Jon and Matt A join us for 5×13 “Patient X” in which Krycek and Cobrakai get super steamy on a ship. We are all shocked to realize Mulder still doesn’t believe in aliens (just vampires) and Cigarette Smoking Man is still dead. In the super creepy Millennium 2×13 “The Mikado” we go back to a time to when there were only 473 porn sites on the web.
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Listen to Episode 5×13 – 1:49:49
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Episode 4×16 – Unrequited
July 23rd, 2014
Nutty visits to discuss “Unrequited” a great episode if you like flags, troops, parades and other terrible things. How long do you have to be in Vietnam before you can inflict floating blindspots on others? We also discuss Millennium 1×15 “Sacrament” in which Jordan starts having Dragon visions and we learn where to buy murder screws.
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Where we can think of better things to do with invisibility than murder fatcat military Generals.
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Listen to Episode 4×16 – 1:49:49
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Episode 4×08 – Tunguska
May 27th, 2014
Trigger Warning for mentions of Beavis and Butthead: Will joins us to discuss “Tunguska” Krycek is back and bruised (repeatedly) and everybody wants to bang it out. Seriously. Everybody. Millennium presents a really really good episode of Law and Order Special Victims Unit with all the incest.
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Listen to Episode 4×08 – 1:45:38
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Episode 4×03 – Teliko
April 22nd, 2014
Matt stops by to help us despise, hamburgle, and oscillate between shock and amusement on the subject of ‘Teliko’ the least racist racist episode of X-Files. Meanwhile an old friend returns in ‘Dead Letters’ when Pennywise comes to Millennium (and doesn’t kill the wife and/or daughter… yet).
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Listen to Episode 4×03 – 1:59:52
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