September 15th, 2016
Matt is here to help us discuss 9×18 “Sunshine Days’ Where we’ve never been closer to The Truth. It’s the penultimate episode of the X-Files so clearly it’s going to be about The Brady Bunch. Ben Linus is the most pathetic sadsack ever and everyone else is crazy drunk this week.
Where no one wants to be Cousin Oliver.
Tags: A to B to C to SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, Aha, Alice, Annabeth Gish, Anthony Fogelman, Arlene, Arlene Pileggi, Arlene Warren, Ben Linus, Blake McCormick, Brad Cupples, Carol Brady, Claire Laffar, Damon Kaylor, Dana Scully, Dancing on the Ceiling, David Duchovny, David Faustino, Dr. Henry Jacocks, Dr. John Rietz, Eric Don, falling on a car, football, Gillian Anderson, illusion, introtox, introtox.com, John Aylward, John Doggett, Keith Forster, latex gloves, levitation, looking up, Lost, Marcia Marcia Marcia, Marcie Lynn Ross, Married with Children, Matt Asendorf, Michael Daley, Michael Emerson, Mike Brady, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Oliver Martin, Orderly, overhead camera shot, Questionable dialogue, reference to the brady bunch, Robbie Troy, Robert Patrick, Sam the Butcher, seizure, Stephen Bridgewater, Sunshine Days, Tammy Ginader, telekinesis, telepathy, The Brady Bunch, Tyson Turrou, van nuys california, Walter Skinner, X-Files, xfiles
September 2nd, 2015
DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon joins us for the return of Donnie Pfaster in 7×07 – “Orison”. In which Scully hears a song three times thus proving ??? majicks? Reverend Hershal drills a hole in his head to get hypnosis powers as part of a plan to murder murderers for Baby Jeezo. Harsh Ream 1×03 “Title I Still Can’t Be Bothered to Look Up” is a complete waste of time.
Where we can all agree hypnosis powers are not worth a hole in the head.
Tags: 666, 6:66 am, All the candles, all the shampoo bottles, Blueberry, Blueberry is the polar opposite of the head guy from last week, bound and gagged, Brad Cupples, Brigham, bubble bath, Cake, Call Girl, Can we all agree Blueberry is the greatest character name ever, character name in title, Chip Johannessen, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, consciousness, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Did the call girl put the robe on him?, distraction, Don't Look Any Further, Donald Addie Pfaster, Donnie Pfaster should be in a donut shop swapping stories about his dealings with mankind, Doomed, Emilio Rivera, Eric Buker, escape from prison, Everyone's a murderer here, Extra blood in the brain... really?, FBI Agent, fetishist, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Gloy Amen, Guard, Harrisburg Pennsylvania, Harry Belafonte, Harsh Realm, Harsh Realm: Civil War Letter Monologue. Put Dog In Danger. Meet New Weird Disposable Character. Get Captured. Vague Mystery Monologue. Easily Escape. Civil War Letter Monologue., Hershel, hit by a car, Hypnosis, I denounce and reject Claire for her defamatory statements against Tangerine from The Garbagepail Kids Movie, I had to re-edit this at the last minute so if it's terrible misedited I denounce and reject myself, industrial accident, introtox, introtox.com, Irresistible, IS IT MORNING?, IS IT NIGHT?, Jeezo, John Hyatt, kneeling, latex gloves, Lisa Arch, Lisa Kushell, Lyle Lovett, Mama Look A Boo Boo, Marshal, Maybe close your windows if you are always kidnapped, Maybe just rewrite your script once, medical gloves, Mesmer, Mormon Bedtime, Movie Magic, Mulder is a dick, Nick Chinlund, Omar Santiago, Orison, Pennywise's natural hair color is space spider colored, Pfaster Scars, psychology, Rebecca Holland, Remeber when they met THE DEVIL?, Rev. Orison, Rick Cramer, Rob Bowman, rubber gloves, Scott Wilson, Scully the Vampire Slayer, severed finger, Shelf throw!, Shut your mouth!, So in addition to my tags I also copy and paste all the tags from imdb... what is with all the glove tags? Yikes there's some real glove fetishists out there, speech, sterile gloves, Steve Rankin, surgical gloves, Tammy Ginader, Tara Buck, Teliko, The power of the formula compels you, The wiggiest of wigs ever wigged and presumed frontrunning candidate for the reconstituted Whig party, This book is the worst, This guard is a real Scott Walker looking goober, Tip Top Gentleman, title spoken by character, trepanning, U.S. Marshal Daddo, WHAT TIME IS IT?, wig, Wild Child, Windows 10 is haunted, woman in bath, X-Files, xfiles