Episode 1×15 – Lazarus
February 5th, 2013
Alirio pops in before the big game to talk about an even bigger snooze-fest called Lazarus. When Robin’s inner-child dies it destroyed a large portion of the recording as well as all our watches (j/k no one has worn a watch in 15 years… but we did lose most of the episode) We learn that Scully dated the mutant-snowman killing sheriff from Jack Frost and Diabetes works very differently in X-Files world. We also say some amazingly awesome and hilarious things that you will never hear.
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Listen to Episode 1×15 – 0:58:19
Tags: 1 EKG 2 hearts 4 Ever!, 1994 Facts, Alirio’s White Lion Palace, Ambidextrous and mentally unstable OR possessed by the “spirit” of a bankrobbing dead guy, Callum Keith Rennie, Charts Diagrams and other wacky things that didn’t make it into the episode due to technical difficulties, Christopher Allport, Correction: Obviously Jack Frost 2 Return of the Mutant Killer Snowman takes place in the Caribbean and not Hawaii, Derry Cab Driver, Generic-Non-Specific-Energy Can Apparently Break Watches, I'm a doctor AND an FBI Agent I outrank the ER staff!, Jack Frost, Jack Frost 2 Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman, Lame-o Bank Robber, Lamest Bank R, Lamest Tattoo, Mediocrity on parade, Mulder wins, Nonsense just nonsense, NPH Insulin M.D., Pennywise the Clown, Possession, Prof. Varnes is off his medications, Professor Varnes Middle School Science Teacher / Mental Patient, Pumpkin and Honey Pie, Rapid Diabetic Death Syndrome from hypoglycemic coma via Shasta cola, Rigor mortis spreadsheets, Scully is 24? Really?, Scully's first kill and he doesn't even stay dead... AKA glass ceiling watch, Skeleton Mask Red Herrings, The Big Game, THE TITLE SEQUENCE WON A GODDAMN AWARD? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THAT IS INANITY?, What is a soul?, What is spirit?, What’s a Goalpost?, Yes there was snow! You killed it TWICE!
Episode 1×04 – Conduit
November 20th, 2012
Bam! Steph joins us in this cuckoo-bananas episode as we try to figure out what the hell a “Conduit” is. Mulder needs to be under investigation by Chris Hansen. We learn all about bad tattoos, bad parenting, and bad law enforcement. Is the awesomeness of an episode directly correlated to the size of the plot holes? Rubeeeehhhh!
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Listen to Episode 1×04 – 1:35:08
Tags: BAM, Baywatch Nights, Beauty and the Beast, Bikers... Duck! Because Motorcycles can't hit you if you're on the ground?, Conduit, Conduit... You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means, Coolness vs Basic Reasoning, Creepy Kid, Crying on cue, Doctor David Hasselhoff, Douche NSA, Dreamcatcher, Duchovny can't cry, Duchovny Hair-Watch, Everyone's a dick, Formally deonouncing and rejecting Des and Skylar, GET YOUR INDEX FINGER OFF THAT CHILD'S CROTCH!, How does alien small area exhaust burning work?, Insanly over-generalized archetype deconstruction for the sake of filling a useless article, Johnny-Come-Lately Feedback, Lake Okobogee, Lamest Tattoo, Library Mysteries, Lost Boys, Luckily Robin doesn't make pro-Nazi sentiments... for once, Margot Kidder, Mulder acts like a chimo, Mulder vs Wolf, Mulder's Spirit Guide, Neil Young, NSA security codes are only 3 digits, Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds, Pennywise, Poltergeist ripoff, Pro:Hot-Drinks Anti:Decent-Parenting, Questionable Binary, Rainbow coalition of wolves in unity for America, Rubeeehh!, Rubing maggot adjacent evidence on your chin like a pro, Ruby!, Ruuubeeeehhh!, Sadsack Mulder, Say hello to the night, Scrap Book of Shame, Sexism, Shortalls, Slut-Shaming, Small town dick cops, T-Rex is more likely than aliens, Talkative Hobo, Teenwolf, Tessa is the goddamn Batman, That is not how science works, Three Derivitive Little Pigs, Too close to this case to be rationale… really?, Twin Peaks, Unnecssary CPR, Warning: Listener feedback contains discussion of how characters are dressed... ignore if you can't handle it, Werewolf Pals, Who needs evidence when you have third tier tabloid stories?, Worst Mother Ever