September 22nd, 2016
Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.
Where we can’t believe this was on for 9 years.
Tags: 2012, Acting Chops, Adam Baldwin, Alan Dale, Alex Krycek, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, bell 206 jet ranger helicopter, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Owens, Christopher Stapleton, Claire Laffar, Clip Show, Clones, Cody Lightning, Cupcakes, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Deep Throat, Doomsday, Drones, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gibson Praise, Gillian Anderson, Hybrids, Indian Boy, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Julia Vera, Knowle Rohrer, Lana Chee, Laurie Holden, magnetite, Marita Covarrubias, Matthew Glave, Melvin Frohike, Michael David, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. X, Nicholas Lea, Pat Nadeau, Pennywise, Philippine Chess Champion, Questionable Legal Tactics, Richard Langly, Robert Patrick, Rosswell, Series Finale, Smoking Man, So no follow-up questions? none at all? ok... cool i guess?, Special Agent Kallenbrunner, Spiders Eyes, Steven Williams, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, The truth, This doesn't make sense, This is nonsense, This is nothing a little salad can’t fix, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, William, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles
April 6th, 2016
Heidi joins us for episode 8×16 – “Three Words” in which Zombie Mulder is barely back from the dead and already being a dick. Thanks to Knwlle Rrgrgrorer, Little Doggett learns he’s never been closer to the truth. The Lone Gunmen 1×08 “Maximum Byers” misses all marks that it aims at and then ends with a state sponsored murder.
Where everyone is free to admit that the mythology is inexplicable nonsense.
Tags: 2001, Absolom, Adam Baldwin, Alvin Donald Kersh, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, CastleCast, CastleRant, Census Data, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clones, Convoluted schemes, Cupcakes, Dana Scully, data disk, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Dr. Lim, Drones, Dwight Hicks, Elvis, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, FeelTheBern, Fight The Future, Fight. Fight. Fight the Future, Fox Mulder, freight train, Fuck Mulder, Gary Bristow, Gillian Anderson, Greys, Hillary Clinton is the worst, Howard Salt, Intercom Guard, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeremiah Smith, Jimmy Bond, Joe Basile, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jonathan Murad, Knowle Rohrer, Knowwll Rrrhwrerrr, Knowwwllw Rurrrhrwerrerr, Knwll Rwhewererrrohrer, Lead Guard, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder is a dick, Mythology, Nelson Mashita, number in title, Old Fashioned Cop, prison, Prison Armed Guard, Prison Trustee, Ric Sarabia Ric Sarabia, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Rise in your Levis, Robert Patrick, Seriously though was he named by a Welsh stroke victim?, Shapeshifting Aliens, shot in the head, Stephen Snedden, Tammy Ginader, The Lone Gunmen, the white house, Three Words, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Transcript Writers, umm just take 2 steps and you're free, Walter Skinner, What does that Austin Powers joke mean?, What is the point of this conspiracy?, Why are the Lone Gunmen doing this? Scooby Doo had to go into arbitration with the WGA to get credit for creating the character of Knowle Rohrer, Why not make a clean break with your mythology?, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zombie, Zuleikha Robinson
March 16th, 2016
We’re back for Episode 8×13 – “Per Manum” in which someone finally remembers that Scully is pregnant. There are a grip of flashbacks to when Gillian Anderson had good hair and a lame partner. Also we meet everyone’s favorite new character Knowl Rohrrererrghragher. The Lone Gunmen 1×05 “Three Men and a Smoking Diaper” is as boring as it is sexist.
Where no one can read a sonogram.
Tags: Adam Baldwin, Agent Robin Kersh, Alexandra Margulies, baby, Baby William Jefferson, birth in a car, Brad Cupples, Brenda Sally, Bruce Harwood, Bryan Spicer, Busfield, caesarean section, Candus Churchill, Chris Carter, Christopher Rich, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Purdham, Dean Haglund, Delivery Nurse, Diana Castle, Dr. James Parenti, Dr. Lev, Dr. Miryum, Duffy Haskell, Elizabeth Cheap, Emily, Enid-Raye Adams, Evil table, fetus, Field Reporter, fingerprints, Fox Mulder, giant hair, Gillian Anderson, giving birth to non human baby, Hair, induced labor, intravenous, introtox, introtox.com, Jay Acovone, Jefferson, Jennifer Griffin, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Kath McCready, Knowle Rohrer, Lindsay Bourne, locking a door, Madisyn LaCouvee, manly man, Martha Ashley, Megan Follows, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mitchell Kosterman, Morgan LaCouvee, Mustachioed Officer, mutation, Mythology, Not Mustache Man, ovary, Patricia Drake, Per Manum, pregnant, Producer, Randy Becker, Receptionist, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Sean Allan, Second Associate, Second Nurse, Singer #1, Stephen Snedden, Steven Anderson, sweaty face, syringe, Tammy Ginader, That accent... yikes, The Lone Gunmen, This plot makes no sense, Three Men and a Smoking Diaper, Tom Braidwood, Tonja Kahlens, ultrasound imaging, unable to conceive, Victoria Gallegos, Vince Gilligan, Walter Skinner, woman in labor, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson