Episode 1×21 – Tooms
March 19th, 2013
In this super-rad episode Moira visits and we discuss the return of everone’s favorite child predator Doug Hutchinson as Eugene Victor Tooms. We learn the shocking truth about the Frank Briggs and discuss the feasibility of toilet toupees and liver based time travel.
Make sure you check-out the super handy chart illustrating “The Life and Times of Everyone’s Favorite Crazy Old Cop Frank Briggs”
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Listen to Episode 1×21 – 1:46:46
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