November 25th, 2016
We did it! We survived all of the X-Files! Join us for one last time… for now, as we discuss stats, scores, monsters, and upsetting fanfiction.
Where this nonsense is out there.
Tags: Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Fanfiction, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, JFK, John Doggett, Lists, Monica Reyes, Monsters, Nonsense, Scores, Stats, Tammy Ginader, Walter Skinner, X-Files, xfiles
September 22nd, 2016
Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.
Where we can’t believe this was on for 9 years.
Tags: 2012, Acting Chops, Adam Baldwin, Alan Dale, Alex Krycek, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, bell 206 jet ranger helicopter, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Owens, Christopher Stapleton, Claire Laffar, Clip Show, Clones, Cody Lightning, Cupcakes, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Deep Throat, Doomsday, Drones, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gibson Praise, Gillian Anderson, Hybrids, Indian Boy, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Julia Vera, Knowle Rohrer, Lana Chee, Laurie Holden, magnetite, Marita Covarrubias, Matthew Glave, Melvin Frohike, Michael David, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. X, Nicholas Lea, Pat Nadeau, Pennywise, Philippine Chess Champion, Questionable Legal Tactics, Richard Langly, Robert Patrick, Rosswell, Series Finale, Smoking Man, So no follow-up questions? none at all? ok... cool i guess?, Special Agent Kallenbrunner, Spiders Eyes, Steven Williams, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, The truth, This doesn't make sense, This is nonsense, This is nothing a little salad can’t fix, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, William, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles
September 15th, 2016
Matt is here to help us discuss 9×18 “Sunshine Days’ Where we’ve never been closer to The Truth. It’s the penultimate episode of the X-Files so clearly it’s going to be about The Brady Bunch. Ben Linus is the most pathetic sadsack ever and everyone else is crazy drunk this week.
Where no one wants to be Cousin Oliver.
Tags: A to B to C to SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, Aha, Alice, Annabeth Gish, Anthony Fogelman, Arlene, Arlene Pileggi, Arlene Warren, Ben Linus, Blake McCormick, Brad Cupples, Carol Brady, Claire Laffar, Damon Kaylor, Dana Scully, Dancing on the Ceiling, David Duchovny, David Faustino, Dr. Henry Jacocks, Dr. John Rietz, Eric Don, falling on a car, football, Gillian Anderson, illusion, introtox, introtox.com, John Aylward, John Doggett, Keith Forster, latex gloves, levitation, looking up, Lost, Marcia Marcia Marcia, Marcie Lynn Ross, Married with Children, Matt Asendorf, Michael Daley, Michael Emerson, Mike Brady, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Oliver Martin, Orderly, overhead camera shot, Questionable dialogue, reference to the brady bunch, Robbie Troy, Robert Patrick, Sam the Butcher, seizure, Stephen Bridgewater, Sunshine Days, Tammy Ginader, telekinesis, telepathy, The Brady Bunch, Tyson Turrou, van nuys california, Walter Skinner, X-Files, xfiles
September 8th, 2016
Pat joins us to discuss 9×17 “Release’ In which Robert Patrick has all the acting chops. We meet the biggest creep ever and also a mob connected child murderer. Apparently the FBI has really loosened their recruitment screenings post 9/11. We say goodbye to Follmer and everyone’s favorite drunk is bonkers as usual.
Where we don’t allow imposter cadets that act like super creeps.
Tags: Acting Chops, Annabeth Gish, Avery Glymph, Barbara Doggett, Barbara Patrick, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Cadet #1, Cary Elwes, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Diener, Doggett > Mulder, Drunk Reyes, Ellen Persich, FBI Cadet Rudolph Hayes, Follmer's Assistant, Gillian Anderson, Hey FBI how the fuck did this creepo cadet imposter get in?, HoopleCast, introtox, introtox.com, Jared Poe, John Doggett, John Doggett 2016, Kate Lombardi, Kipp Shiotani, Mandy Levin, Matt is Wrong About Games, Monica Reyes, Nicholas Regali, Pat Nadeau, Release, Robert Patrick, Sal Landi, Scully and Reyes are Clubbing all the time now that Williams gone, SpartaCast, Tammy Ginader, The X-Files Variety Hour, Victoria Gallegos, Woman, X-Files, xfiles
September 1st, 2016
DJ J-Jon Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss the beautiful tapestry that is 9×16 “William’ Wherein Scully is the worst mom ever with the most questionable logic ever. Despite the unending supply of bullshit that is thrown at him American Hero Jeffrey Spender saves the world yet again. William moves to Brimleytown.
Where we are taking donations to buy Spender a Lone Gunmen mask.
Tags: Adam Nelson, Annabeth Gish, Baby William, Brad Cupples, Burning sheets, Chris JC, Chris Owens, Claire Laffar, Cupcakes, Cyd Strittmatter, Dana Scully, Daniel Miller, David Duchovny, DNA, Dr. Edwards, Gillian Anderson, Harsh Realm, House of D, How would he be shorter, introtox, introtox.com, It's a bad day for Doggett, James Riker, Jay Leno Fashions, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, Jonathon Pope, Kersh, Ma and Pa Kent, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. Van De Kamp, Mrs. Van De Kamp, Robert Patrick, Scully is the worst mother, Shannon Hile, Stranger Danger, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, The Breather, Travis Riker, Walter Skinner, William, X-Files, xfiles
August 25th, 2016
Mila and Will join us for the secret final episode of The Lone Gunmen 9×15 “Jump the Shark’ in which the creators pay more respect to a half-hearted garbage one season spinoff than they ever even thought about doing with Millennium. At least Morris Fletcher is back to scheme and scam.
Where Party Pants are not allowed for 24hrs straight.
Tags: Annabeth Gish, boat explosion, Brittany should have had more screen time, Bruce Harwood, Claire waited 10 minutes for a wall to turn into a door, Dana Scully, Dean Haglund, flare, Fudge Creek, Gillian Anderson, Haunted Fish Tank, House of D, I'm relatively sure I've read the synopsis of House of D on the podcast before and got the same reaction of shock and horror, Jim Fyfe, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Gillnitz, John Prosky, Joss Whedon, kearny new jersey, Kimmy the Geek, Leather Pants, Leonard Southall, Lois Runce, Lost in Space, Marcus Giamatti, Medical Examiner, Mediocre Terrorism, Melvin Frohike, men in black, miami beach, Michael Craven Wells, Michael McKean, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Morris Fletcher, Party Pants, Professor Douglas Houghton, returning character killed off, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, sad beard, Scully and Stingray are back together, Secret Door, shark, Stephen Snedden, The Lone Gunmen, Timothy Landfield, Tom Braidwood, Walter Skinner, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
August 11th, 2016
Chris and Matt are here for 9×13 “Improbable” in which Burt Reynolds is God and Reyes is a drunk Fraggle. Chris Carter half-asses his way into a not-musical that is complete nonsense. Mi fa cagare!
Where our life number is 6. Because there are only 6 episodes of this season left.
Tags: 9/11, Amy, Amy D'Allessandro, Angelo Vacco, Annabeth Gish, Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors, Benito Prezia, Beth Watson, Burt Reynolds, Checkers, Dana Scully, Did he write this for Dean Martin and then find out he was already dead, Dominos, Drunk Reyes, Ellen Greene, Ernesto Gasco, Fuck Chris Carter, Gillian Anderson, God IS the Bandit, God is the worst, Guido / Bartender, Halfass Carter, Heavy Italian Man, Hipster Cats from Instagram, How did they not find this guy in the garage?, Improbale 3: God IS the Bandit!, It's not that hard to escape a parking garage, John Doggett, John Kapelos, Lip synching, Lost World, Mad Wayne, Marguerite 4ever, Monica Reyes, Mr. Burt, Numerology, Old Italian Man, People Chris Carter went to school with, Ray McKinnon, Robert Patrick, Sadsack Casino, Slot Grannies, Slot Shaming, Smokey and the Bandit, Special Agent Fordyce, The Universal Backlot, This is was definitely supposed to be a musical, Vicki Louise Burdick, Woman
August 4th, 2016
Dan joins us for the wacky adventure 9×12 “Underneath” In which Sheriff Root is so Christian he transubstantiates into an evil Jesus murderer with a screw driver. Also we meet the world’s creepiest lawyer and wish Robin Williams had more screen time in the episode.
Where every day is fish & chips friday.
Tags: 35 yr old Teenage Girl, Alan Davidson, Annabeth Gish, Arthur J. Nascarella, Assistant D.A. Damon Kaylor, Attorney Jana Fain, Bearded Man, blood on hand, blood splatter, Brad Cupples, brooklyn new york city, Cable Guy, Carol Kiernan, Claire Laffar, cleaver, corpus, Dad, Dana Scully, Daredevil, David Duchovny, Don't be a Catholic, Duke Tomasick, Fish & Chips Friday, flash forward, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, John Doggett, Kelly McNair, Lisa Darr, Mary Margaret Lewis, Michael Patterson, Michio Kaku, Mom, Monica Reyes, Mrs. Dowdy, murder of family, Murder Sewer, New York City, Old Fashioned Cop, Paul Vincent O'Connor, planted evidence, psychology, Robert Curtis Brown, Robert M. Fassl, Robert Patrick, rosary, Screwdriver killer, Serial Killer, sing sing prison new york, So Christian he becomes a murderer, standing in the rain, Tammy Ginader, Underneath, W. Earl Brown, Warden Brian Hutchinson, Work Canteen, work order, writing in blood, X-Files, xfiles
July 28th, 2016
Jozie joins us for this jaunt into the Twilight Zone in Episode 9×11 – “Audrey Pauley” Reyes leans an important lesson about drinking and driving and Doggett goes bonkers in his quest to stop the most obvious villain ever. Also Dogs > Cats. #ScienceFact
Where we always check for fake hospital monitors.
Tags: Ana Maria Lagasca, Annabeth Gish, Audrey Pauley, Barreiro's Daughter, Barreiro's Son, Brad Cupples, Brain Death is death. Reyes's Parent from MEXICO CITY?!?!?!?, Cats are the worst, Claire Laffar, Creepy Doll House, Cynthena Sanders, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Del Zamora, Dog People, Dr. Jack Preijers, ER Nurse, Esther Mercado, Gillian Anderson, How does she deliver the flowers?, introtox, introtox.com, Jack Blessing, Joe Nieves, John Doe, John Doggett, Jozie, Michele Harrell, Mind Palace, Monica Reyes, Mr. Barreiro, Mrs. Barreiro, Mrs. Murdoch, Nurse, Nurse Whitney Edwards, Robert Patrick, Skype Nightmares Aplenty, Stan Shaw, Stephen Murdoch, Tammy Ginader, Tracey Ellis, Turning off monitors, Twilight Zone, Vernee Watson, X-Files, xfiles, You're a dog-person
July 23rd, 2016
John Doggett, Jim Rockford, Mike Pinocchio, and Elliot from E.T. join together to present the “true story” of Travis Walton’s abduction by aliens. We discuss this 1993 cinematic classic and the other bonkers claims from terribly titled book “The Walton Experience” that somehow didn’t quite make it into the film.
Where we are all ashamed of Mrs. Pratt.
Tags: 1970s, Abduction, Alien, alien abduction, Allan Dallis, arizona, based on book, based on supposedly true story, Blake Davis, blue collar, Bobby Cogdill, Brad Cupples, Bradley Gregg, Bruce Wright, Buck, car keys, chainsaw, Children of the Corn, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Craig Sheffer, cult film, Cyrus Gilson, D.B. Sweeney, Dan Walton, Dana Rogers, David Duchovny, David Whitlock, Dennis Clay, disappearance, dog skeleton, drinking water from a faucet, E.T., false accusation, false accusation of murder, Fire in the Sky, floating in space, Frank Watters, Georgia Emelin, Gillian Anderson, Greg Hayes, Henry Thomas, introtox, introtox.com, James Garner, Jim Rockford, John Doggett, Kathleen Wilhoite, Katie Rogers, Kenneth White, lie detector, logger, lumberjacking around, Mike Pinocchio, Mike Rogers, mountain, newspaper, Noble Willingham, outer space, Peter Berg, polygraph, post traumatic stress, Ray Melendez, Robert Covarrubias, Robert Patrick, Scott MacDonald, Shiny New Genitals, snowflake arizona, Spaceship, syrup, tabloid, Tammy Ginader, Terror, The Walton Experience, traumatic experience, traumatic memory, traumatic shock, Travis Walton, truck, UFO, urine sample, Wayne Grace, weightlessness, working class, X-Files, xfiles