Episode 5×15 – Travelers
December 31st, 2014
Chris Joins for 5×15 “Travelers” an episode with all the trappings of boring fanfiction and the lamest unnecessary explanation for why they are called “X-Files” imaginable. An epic West Side Story Battle between Owls and Roosters begins on Millennium 2×15 “Owls”.
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Where Roy Cohn is always the monster.
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Listen to Episode 5×15 – 1:50:28
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Episode 4×19 – Synchrony
August 13th, 2014
Moira is here to chill with us for 4×19 “Synchrony” in which a grumpy old time traveler goes on a surprisingly spry killing spree whilst trying to avoid bursting into flames. The shocking episode Millennium 1×18 “Lamentation” keeps us on the edge of our seats and we give a sigh of relief that perennial everyman Detective Sandwich/KimmyGibblerHaus is ok.
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Where we’re too cool 4 time travel school.
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Listen to Episode 4×19 – 1:42:06
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Episode 4×10 – Paper Hearts
June 11th, 2014
Bob joins us as we watch Mulder lose his mind and commit all the fireable offenses he can think of in “Paper Hearts”. Where instead of following logic or law he follows his laser light dreams and the claims of child-molesting serial killers. In Millennium we follow some Missouri-Dirt-Water-Herda-Haddas as they track down a baby that got sold for a television.
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Where no one will buy vacuum’s from a door to door salesman.
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Listen to Episode 4×10 – 1:52:46
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