Episode 2×05 – The Circle of Fear
April 1st, 2013
Grab your baseball bat and oversized shorts, Alirio enters the circle as we discuss the prequel to Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode of Baywatch Nights ‘The Circle of Fear.’ We discuss Ryan’s drawer-o-loose-knives, Teague’s questionable gardening tactics, and meet poor confused (and somewhat racist) Katy. Will Dr. David Hasselhoff be able to send the demons back to hell? The only thing we’re sure of is The Nights will never be the same!
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Where the circle is always open!
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Listen to Episode 2×05 – 1:27:31
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Episode 1×17 – E.B.E.
February 19th, 2013
Back by sheer willpower (and sheer willpower alone) Robin takes back the reigns of the podcast. Matt visits to talk about the twisty turn-y, and often douchey machinations of Deep Throat. We meet the Lone Gunmen society for long-term post-adolescent virginity. Mulder gets the wool pulled over his eyes (which explains why he tripped over that two foot sign). And a grip of wacky conspiracies abound from all sides. Join us as we desperately try to swat them all down.Back by sheer willpower (and sheer willpower alone) Robin takes back the reigns of the podcast. Matt visits to talk about the twisty turn-y, and often douchey machinations of Deep Throat. We meet the Lone Gunmen society for long-term post-adolescent virginity. Mulder gets the wool pulled over his eyes (which explains why he tripped over that two foot sign). And a grip of wacky conspiracies abound from all sides. Join us as we desperately try to swat them all down in ‘E.B.E’
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We will never cut your breaker or give you an ink-less spy pen!
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Listen to Episode 1×17 – 1:29:15
Tags: Alias, All The President's Men, Big Sharks in a little tank, Blinky the Ghost, Brad Cupples, But if we put another cluster of transistors where will we put the ink? You aren't paid to think. Just glue in those transistors rookie!, Chekhov's Gun, Chekhov's Nuclear Wessels, Claire has trouble differentiating Twin Peaks and reality, Claire Laffar, Clockwork Orange Alien Brainwashing Machine, David Duchovny, Deadlights, Did he drive to TN from Turkey?, Dodger Dog, Dudes that try to pick up girls with magic tricks are the worst, E.B.E, Extraterrestrial Biological Entity, Fruit and juices contain more formaldehyde than any soda containing aspartame, Gillian Anderson, Goofy Undercover Tomfoolery, If time slows down in random quasi-localized patches on earth after a UFO appears it would RIP THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE INTO SHREDS, Introcast, J.J. Abrams, JFK conspiracies are ridiculously nonsensical, John Fitzgerald Byers, Lexington TN, Lone Gunman, Magic Mulder, Matt Triest, Melvin Frohike, Mountain Lion hides in the boxes, Movie Snobbery, Pennywise the Clown, Pitchers and Catchers, Richard Langly, Robin Burdge, Rubehhh!, Scully doesn't know what a syndrome is, Scully Wins, Spaceman Raver Party, Sports Facts, Stefoff 2 the Streets, Stefoff 3D, Stefoff Revolution, Swastikas, Tammy Ginader, Tennessee Williams is the sheriff of Lexington TN, Thanks for cutting my main breaker Asshole, The amount of formaldehyde you would have to consume to have negative side effects would leave you little time to listen to podcasts and/or watch television, The Chester County Automaton(s), The Conversation, The reckoning of Deep Throat, The Secret Pen Delivery Family, The X-Files, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH ASPARTAME, There is no way to spot 'Gulf War Syndrome' by sight in 1994, Time is not a universal invariant goddamn it, Transformers, Turkey looks a lot like Canada this time of year, weirdo aliens, What fucking difference does it make if the strip is on the outside or the inside, Worst photoshop ever, Yo Mulder what is with that tie dawg?
Episode 1×14 – Gender Bender
January 29th, 2013
Des joins us as we bang our head against a wall trying to figure out the machinations and motivations of Unhygienic-Mud-Golem-Pheromone-Extruding-Shape-Shifting-Amish-Space-Aliens. Space mayonnaise and purple nipple powder abound and Scully is almost date-raped. A lot. Yikes.
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Listen to Episode 1×14 – 1:22:23
Tags: Amish Mystery Mayonnaise, Angel, Brad Cupples, Brenda Cupples, Chicken-wire plaster-of-paris sets, Chris Carter is a hacky douche, Chum Chippy, Claire Laffar, Claire's Breasts, clay-o-matic Gender Changing Oven, Club Lame-rod, cockrobin, Crotch Rot Surprise, David Duchovny, David Duchovny can not question the acting mistakes of anyone else, Desiree Bingham, Desiree's opinions on literature are objectively wrong, Dr. David Hasselhoff would only have to listen to the clay to know what it was, Electra, Fire in the Sky, Fishercast, Foaming Liquid Cheetos at the Mouth, Fuck Harry Potter, Fuck the Amish, Gender Bender, Gillian Anderson, Guest Star Spoilers, H.R. Geiger, Hand-Crank Spaceship, Harry Potter is rancid shit, Introcast, J.K. Rowling is a shitty writer, Judgmental bitchy prude Skully, Kindred, Lamest Crop Circle EVER, Lonely Hearts, NASCAR Talk with Des and Bubba, Nigel Laffar, No one else on Earth is allowed to use that clay, Once Upon A Time, Paging Doctor Moira, Pennywise, Plinky-plonky music, Purple Powder Nipple, Reign of Fire, Robin Burdge, Robin hasn't seen intercourse in a long long time, Shrute Farm, Silence of the Lambs, Slim: The Wheel Man Shitty Amish Hygiene, Storybrooke, Tammy Ginader, The Clapper, The first person to pedantically post about the difference between Amish and Mennonites gets bitchslapped, The X-Files, Thomas Ginader, Torchwood, Trans-phobia, Unhygienic Mud Golem Pheromone Extruding Shape Shifting Amish Space Aliens, weirdo aliens, What's on with Steph and Des, xfiles, You like information? Check out the info on this dick, Z Cavariccis
Episode 1×11 – Eve
January 9th, 2013
Colleen joins us to unleash all the X-Files Facts as we learn about some super creepy little girls and the convenient plot devices that they thrive in. Luckily in the end we can all agree that Mulder is a huge loser and Robin’s inner child takes a crowbar to the skull. Now with 800% more unnecessary exposition! That’s value for your podcasting dollar.
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Where the diet soda is never too sweet!
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Listen to Episode 1×11 – 1:29:28
Tags: Adams, Baywatch Nights, Beating Robin's inner-child like he stole something, Brad Cupples, Cattle 'Mutilation' claims are almost as ridiculous as ghosts, Chi-Mos, Claire Laffar, Claire's Breasts, Clones, Colleen Glatfelter, David Duchovny, Dead lights, Desperately trying to feed Claire's unquenchable ego, Digitalis, Don't taste anything off a gross truck stop death counter... It's all poison, Eric Roberts, Eve 6, Eves, Evil Rabbit, Exposition, Fishercast, Foxgloves, Gillian Anderson, Girls from Greenwich, How old were these mutant freaks supposed to be?, Incompetent yokel cunt hillbilly trucker gun nuts, Introcast, Late Night Deepthroat at the Docks Featuring Jerry Hardin is not a porn title, Metrobuzz, Oh yeah there was that one woman, Olsen twins, One of Doug Hutchison's Favorite Episodes, Pennywise, Pensacola Wut, People from the clouds, Piercings, Questionable biology, Red Lightning, Robin Burdge, Robin is Spoiler Cop, Scrapbooks, Scully hits her head on air, Showing affection via ocular chomping, Six Feet Under, Six: The Mark Unleashed, Taking the lunch money of Robin's inner-child, Tammy Ginader, Ten years of recycling the same character actors, The Last Mimzy, The X-Files, Truncate other personalities, Vampires, Veto via tag - Mulder Loses!, We just knew – the swiss army knife of plot holes, Weirdo Douche Neighbor, Worst Father, xfiles
Episode 1×10 – Fallen Angel
January 1st, 2013
Amberlee joins us as we have discuss “Fallen Angel” Mulder ruins Scully’s weekend by blindly following the advice of a creeper he met in a bathroom. There’s a crotch attacking ghost predator and a spazzy nerdlinger that can afford top tier spying equipment but can’t afford a sensible haircut or a decent apartment. It’s a straight up party.
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It’s a great place to chat that doesn’t require you to go just outside the pentagon!
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Listen to Episode 1×10 – 1:15:02
Tags: 5th and 6th degree burns don't look like that, Alien Blow Jobs, Aliens demand fear, Amberlee Venters, Baywatch Nights Factory, Blinky, Brad Cupples, Camera Facts with Claire, Chris Carter is a bigger dweeb than Mulder and Max, Claire Laffar, Code indigo fallen angel operation falcon subset turquoise omega raptor fandango beta, Colonel Creepy Eyes, David Duchovny, Deep Throat just likes dramz, Despite what the fucking idiots on IMDB say “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer” is not a reference to the Godfather, Does anyone have a meeting in their actual office?, Dreamcatcher, Dweeb Cage, Evil Dead, Failed Summary, FBI Agent Fox Nerdlinger, Fireplace poker through the skull, Fuck the military, Gillian Anderson, He published an article under a pseudonym but attached his photo to it? Great job secret agent man, Introcast, Is it that hard to shut down the X-files?, Magic Seizure Finger, Max doesn't realize he has a giant scar due to his hugely questionable personal hygiene, Max Fenig, Mulder recognizes Max by his ass, Mulder's First Deep Throat Adventure, NICAP, Pac-Man Ghost, Pennywise, Predator, Questionable Leg Breaks, Racism, Robin Burdge, Robin left to his own devices is a recipe for danger, Ruining Scully's Day Off, Scooby Doo Soldier Antics, Shiny all black non-camouflage camouflage, Tales from the Crypt, Tammy Ginader, The Enigmatic Agent Scully (the enigma is why she is hanging around with Mulder) MF Luder, The Other Lost Podcast, The X-Files, Time is not now nor has it ever been a universal invariant since plank time, weirdo aliens, Why research when you can make shit up?, xfiles
Episode 0 – Intro To Intro To X
October 13th, 2012
This Podcast is out there. If you like introductions, this is the unnecessary formality you’ve all been waiting for! Who are we and why have we agreed to watch every episode of the X-Files? All the shocking mysteries begin here. What does Robin know that the rest of us don’t? Does he know what he’s gotten himself into? How did Brad become a ghost? Why is Claire’s X-file a picture of a piece of pie and what place is she? Is Tammy’s bark worse than her bite? Is she a werewolf? – Intro To X
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Before the Government shuts us down for our truth-telling!
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