Episode 11×08 – Familiar
March 17th, 2018
Matt is here for Episode 11×08 – “Familiar” in which the characters of a children’s show are used by a which for an ill-conceived revenge spell and an even more ill-conceived story about mob justice, or something? Basically everyone’s an asshole and Mulder and Scully only make it worse.
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Where using majicks to get revenge on your cheating spouse is way to much work.
Listen to Episode 11×08 – 01:47:53
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Episode 11×07 – Rm9sbG93ZXJz
March 10th, 2018
Matt and Chris join us for the Kristen Cloke written Episode 11×07 – “Rm9sbG93ZXJz” wherein Mulder and Scully are menaced by robots because they didn’t leave a tip. Most of it makes very little sense.
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Listen to Episode 11×07 – 02:13:37
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Movie – The X-Files: I Want To Believe
October 6th, 2016
Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that Mulder broke out of prison where he was on death row for murder.
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Where we don’t sympathize with child molesters no matter how magical they are.
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Listen to I Want To Believe – 2:55:57
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Episode 9×17 – Release
September 8th, 2016
Pat joins us to discuss 9×17 “Release’ In which Robert Patrick has all the acting chops. We meet the biggest creep ever and also a mob connected child murderer. Apparently the FBI has really loosened their recruitment screenings post 9/11. We say goodbye to Follmer and everyone’s favorite drunk is bonkers as usual.
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Where we don’t allow imposter cadets that act like super creeps.
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Listen to Episode 9×17 – 1:55:04
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Episode 8×04 – Roadrunners
January 13th, 2016
Matt and Chris join us for the questionably titled “Roadrunners” wherein Scully gets kidnapped by an evil parasitic slug worshiping cult. We also spend an inordinate amount of time playing a Chris Carter Monologue Game.
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Where we clearly have no memory of episode titles.
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Listen to Episode 8×04 – 1:50:06
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Episode 7×15 – En Ami
October 28th, 2015
Matt joins us for 7×15 – “En Ami” in which Gillian Anderson gets kidnapped by a lecherous old creep with ulterior motives. We all feel bad for the head of the terrorist organization that was catfished by George and are very curious to see the cut scenes from this ep.
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Where we see what you’re up to William B. Davis.
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Listen to Episode 7×15 – 1:25:04
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Episode 6×21 – Field Trip
July 7th, 2015
Matt Joins us to discuss Mulder and Scully’s wacky visit to the mushroom kingdom in 6×21 “Field Trip” Millennium 3×18 “Bardo Thodol” makes almost no sense whatsoever (likely because it has the twin MacGuffins of bowls and cloned living hands) but Hollis does get angry.
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Where no one understands what was happening to that guy on Millennium.
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Listen to Episode 6×21 – 1:40:48
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Episode 6×14 – Monday
May 20th, 2015
For the first time ever an episode of The X-Files feels repetitive for a reason. For the “TWILIGHT ZONE” inspired 6×14 “Monday” we are joined by Matt and Mila who wouldn’t dare compare it to “Groundhog Day.” In Millennium 3×11 “Collateral Damage” Spike almost kills Peter Watts’ daughter but is thwarted with the help of real-life-Frohike Art Bell.
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Where none of us remember how checks work.
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Listen to Episode 6×14 – 2:01:19
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Episode 6×05 – Dreamland II
March 18th, 2015
And now for the shocking conclusion to the two-part body-swap game changer that will truly rock X-Files to its very core… or not. Ian and Matt helps us try to make sense of 6×05 “Dreamland II”. In Millennium 3×02 “Exegesis” The groups shades of gray begin to evaporate as they try to turn the show into the X-Files.
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Where we reiterate no one is allowed use someone else’s penis without permission.
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Listen to Episode 6×05 – 1:55:51
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Episode 6×02 – Drive
February 25th, 2015
If you like television shows about people exploding this is the week for you! The tensions have never been higher as Chris and Matt hop in the introtox mobile to discuss 6×02 “Drive”. In Millennium 2×22 “The Fourth Horseman” people get what they deserve for their improper table manners.
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Where that’s not what we call it in Cali.
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Listen to Episode 6×02 – 1:59:47
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