Matt, Will, and Mila join us for the magical Episode 7×21 – “Je Souhaite” wherein a scooterbitch gets his comeuppance and Mulder tries to impress his second magic Jinni.

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Where we all wish we had a stouthearted mule and a magic sack that was always full of turnips

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Listen to Episode 7×21 – 1:38:33

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Mila and John help us mousetrap our way through 7×06 – “The Goldberg Variation”. In which Willie Garson might or might not use his windbreaker to be a flying squirrel. Mulder has terrible hair and even worse ideas. We see the early work of the harbinger of doomsday that will henceforth forever be known as Steve the Beef. A real life X-File terrifies all of us to our core. Harsh Ream 1×02 “Title I Can’t Be Bothered to Look Up” continues to be revolting garbage.

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Where no one is named Mike Pinocchio

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Listen to Episode 7×06 – 1:41:55

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