Episode 10×04 – Home Again
November 3rd, 2016
Michael David is here to help us discuss 10×04 – “Home Again” wherein graffiti OR a sculpture comes alive to thwart people that want to shelter the homeless. Also a prime opportunity for Kristen Cloke is given away to a weirdo that can never fill her shoes. And the Scully family continues to be the worst.
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Where we all hope Mulder doesn’t try to un-cremete Ma Scully.
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Listen to Episode 10×4 – 1:58:23
Tags: Alessandro Juliani, Arcadia, Band-Aid Nose Man, body torn apart, Charlie was right, Chris Shields, Dana Scully, Daniel Jacobsen, Daryl Landry, Daryl Shuttleworth, David Duchovny, Detective Gross, Dr. Louise Colquitt, Drunk Reyes, Forensic Technician, Fox Mulder, Fuck the Scully Family, Garbage Monster, Gary Sekhon, Gillian Anderson, Glen Morgan, graffiti, homelessness, Jack Budd, Jannen Karr, John DeSantis, Joseph Cutler, Margaret Scully, mother in a coma, Nancy Huff, Nurse Taillie, Peggy Jo Jacobs, Proudley, Sachin Sahel, Seth Whittaker. Fitzpatrick, Sheila Larken, Tim Armstrong, Trashman, Tulpa, Veena Sood, William
Episode 5×16 – Mind’s Eye
January 7th, 2015
Heidi and Matt are here to discuss the lackluster Episode 5×16 “Mind’s Eye” Claire has all the blind facts and Lili Taylor got hazard pay for the chip she had to carry on her character’s shoulder. The Millennium Group defeats the Nazis who were clearly never known for their subtlety in 2×16 “Roosters”.
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Where we don’t put razor blades in our fucking walls.
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Listen to Episode 5×16 – 1:37:42
Tags: Action Frank Black, Ada Costa, ALL the stuff, Bat Powers, Blind, Blu Mankuma, Brad Cupples, Brad has completely forgotten Travelers... repeatedly, Brittany Tiplady, BYOF Party, CastleCast, Catherine Black, Claire has all the blindfacts, Claire Laffar, Clear Knight, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Delaware, Det. Bob Giebelhouse, Detective Pennock, Detective Sandwich, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. Wilkenson, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Gillian Anderson, Glen Morgan, Goofiest cops north of Erlanger, Gotts, Group Elder, Heidi Jenkins, Henri Lubatti, How could this filthy Blindy McGee kill anyone? Better call in Mulder, How does she have any clue as to what she's seeing, Howie Mandel's Murder, I don't remember Aubrey either... there's a chance I have remembered as much about this show as anyone that has ever sent us feedback, I'm just going to put my hand into the HOLE FILLED WITH RUSTY RAZOR BLADES?!?!?, If Gillian Anderson is still doing reshoots for the movie this film better be 85% Scully (which would be awesome), Impotent Wilford Brimley Santa Claus, In Your Eyes, Instead of giving Kristen Cloke an opportunity overact they just put sad props around her and tell her to stare at a wall, introtox, introtox.com, Investigating Mars, James Wong, Jeezo Wood, Jesse Ventura, Jigsaw designed these disposal slots, Jordan Black, Kim Manners, Kimberley Patton, Kristen Cloke, Lance Henriksen, Lara and the old man had some real sexual tension, Lara Means, Liar Liar PANTS ON FIRE!, Lil' Monster, lil' monster pants, Lili Taylor, Little Monster, Marty Glenn, Marty Mulder, Matt Bayes, Megan Gallagher, Millennium, Mind's Eye, Mulder's Genie, Mustache Watch, Nazis, Owls, Pennock is the cats pajamas, Peter Kelamis, Peter Watts, Philip Baker Hall, Polygraphs are nonsense and this is the most nonsensical way to go about doing one, R. G. Armstrong, Razor Blade Disposal, Remote Viewing, Richard Fitzpatrick, Roosters, Scully gets her own slideshow!, Seriously though... those goddamn razor blade holes! ACK ACK ACK, So this is were Damon Hack-delof got the idea for Jacob's Cabin, Soooo many O.J. jokes, Start sending those Fanfics, Staying on the download, Stephen J. Lang, Talbot, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, Terrible Cane technique, Terry O'Quinn, The cop thinks she's blind because?, The Haunting, The least cloaked-out secret Nazi ever, The Millennium Group took down the Nazis, The most terrifying thing ever on X-Files, The Old Man, The Pretender, The weight of the chip on her shoulder should give her another disability altogether, There must always be an old-timey prospector in the Millennium Group, THIS IS NOT OK, Thomas J. Wright, Tim Minear, Undercover Frank Black is not subtle, Walls filled with razor blades, Wayne's Worls, Werewolf Cat, Why is he writing so loudly, Why is the blood ON TOP of the body outline tape, WORST HOTEL ROOM EVER, X-Files, xfiles
Episode 5×15 – Travelers
December 31st, 2014
Chris Joins for 5×15 “Travelers” an episode with all the trappings of boring fanfiction and the lamest unnecessary explanation for why they are called “X-Files” imaginable. An epic West Side Story Battle between Owls and Roosters begins on Millennium 2×15 “Owls”.
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Where Roy Cohn is always the monster.
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Listen to Episode 5×15 – 1:50:28
Tags: 5&2, A Christmas Story, Angels, Arthur Dales, Bartender, Boring, Brad Cupples, Brian Leckner, Brittany Tiplady, Catherine Black, Chevy Chase, Claire Laffar, Claire sets the boundaries on when xmas ends, Clear Knight, Coroner, Cory Dagg, Dana Scully, Darren McGavin, David Duchovny, David Fredericks, David Moreland, Dean Aylesworth, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Dorothy Bahnsen, Edward Skur, Eileen Pedde, Eric W. Gilder, Esophagus Spiders, FBI Director, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Fredric Lane, Fuck Babyboomers, Fuck David Duchovny for making me take Chris Carter's side in an argument, Garret Dillahunt, Gillian Anderson, Glen Morgan, Hayes Michel, I do not understand this elaborate owl/rooster plot, I would be much more likely to believe Millennium was moving towards a movie than X-Files right now, introtox, introtox.com, J. Douglas Stewart, J. Edgar Hoover, James Wong, Jane Perry, Jets, JFK, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, John Lackland is History's Greatest Schmuck, Jordan Black, Kimberly Patton, Kristen Cloke, Lance Henriksen, Landlord, Lara Means, Look Honey I'm a Dragon Our Daughter Sees Angels And you work for straight up nazis., Magic Jeezo Wood, Malcolm Stewart, Maryland, Megan Gallagher, Millennium, Mitchell Kosterman, Mr. Johnston, Mrs Skur, old Edward Skur, Owls, Peter Watts, Peter Watts: Professional Creep, R. G. Armstrong, Richard I was the worst, Roger Haskett, Roosters, Roy Cohn, Sharks, Sheriff, So pops Mulder just let a guy keep killing people for all those decades? Cool guy, Space, Space Spiders, Taliens, Tammy Ginader, Terry O'Quinn, The Last Word: a Press Gang Introcast, The Old Man, The Unusual Suspects, Thomas J. Wright, Travelers, umm Watts? could you at least leave a note that you were skulking about in the shadows on my front door?, West Side Story, When your an owl your an owl all the way, Why are there solved cases in the same cabinet with unsolved cases, Why isn't Mulder the least bit interested in SPACE SPIDERS?!?, Why would you file unsolved cases under "U"?, X-Files, xfiles, young Arthur Dales, Young Bill Mulder
Episode 5×14 – The Red and the Black
December 24th, 2014
A second part of a two-parter that doesn’t completely fall apart? Evangeline joins us for 5×14 “The Red and the Black” There’s a vague ill-defined war going on between alien factions. Scully acts like a real Mulder-dummy and has regression hypnosis before having sense talked into her by Jeffrey Spender, American Hero and future half of the hottest new buddy cop show. Frank uses his Dragon powers to catch sin eater/urban legend dream catcher in Millennium 2×14 “The Pest House”
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Where Jeffrey Spender gets the respect he deserves.
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Listen to Episode 5×14 – 1:58:54
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Episode 5×07 – Emily
November 6th, 2014
Evangeline is here to help us bury Scully’s dead monster-garbage-baby in 5×07 “Emily”. It somehow goes out of it’s way to be mad boring and brings an unmissed David Duchovny back into the show. Millennium 2×07 “19:19”
is a creepy delight with crazy kid snatching Jeezos and Kristen Cloke.
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Where the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
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Listen to Episode 5×07 – 2:11:26
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Episode 5×02 – Redux part 2
October 1st, 2014
Jason and Matt join us for Redux Part 2 the final part of a three part… epic? Bill Scully Jr. remains the worst. We uncover the questionable dental coverage for the Elders and we repeatedly drag a reluctant Claire back to Scully’s Room. Meanwhile Sheriff Frank fights evil man-eating canines in Bucksnort for Millennium 2×02 “Beware of the Dog”
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Where we are always careful with our caramel apples.
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Listen to Episode 5×02 – 1:56:35
Tags: "Quiet Willy", A guy so super smart that he's able to pretend to be qualified for different jobs, Acting Chops, All the sexual tension, Allen Coulter, Anita Wittenberg, Arnie Walter, Arnie Walters, Barry W. Levy, Beware of the Dog, Bill Scully is such a dick, Bill Scully Jr., Blevins in a battle of Actor vs Monologue, Brad Cupples, Brent Butt, Brittany Tiplady, Bruce Harwood, Bucksnort, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cancer, Cancer Causing Alien Virus, Candy Apples, Catherine Black, Charles Cioffi, Chris Carter, Chris Carter Monologues, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, Cora, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Dogs, Don S. Williams, Dr. Zuckerman, Duchovny attempting to cry and/or eating Scully's hand, Ethan Raine, Evil Dogs, Faith is the most useless concept ever imagined, Father McCue, First Elder, Forcibly taking Claire back to Scully's room, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Fun Facts, George, George is down!, Gillian Anderson, Glen Morgan, Herda Hada, Hoax, Holly, Holly set this whole thing in motion because Scully is cockblocking her 24/7, How did he not notice that camera the last time he ripped his apartment apart looking for bugs, How long was he in that stairwell?, Hybrids, I wonder when Teena will find out that her son is dead/alive, If the Millennium Group knew what was going on couldn't they have just sent a uhaul down and taken care of this whole problem in a minute?, introtox, introtox.com, James Wong, Jeezo Nonsense, John Finn, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jordan Black, Julie Arkos, Ken Camroux, Lance Henriksen, Liar Liar PANTS ON FIRE!, Little Green Men, Margaret Martin, Margaret Scully, Marlon Brando Jr Elder, Mary Anne Lombardo, Maybe let this guy get his shit in suitcase before burning his house down... or better yet bring over some of those millennium stones so he can move his shit out, Megan Gallagher, Megan Leitch, Melvin Frohike, Michael Beebe, Michael Kritschgau, Millennium, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder is completely cool with letting other people take the fall for his murders, Mulder leaves a trail of dead bodies wherever he goes, Mulderface, Nate, Oblong, Olds, Over the Edge, Pat Skipper, Paul Lombardo, Peter Watts, Poor Holly has had it rough, Quiet Willy packs a delicious picnic basket, R. G. Armstrong, Radio Singer, Ralph J. Alderman, Randy Stone, Redux, Redux Part 2, Richard Langly, Robert Wright, Sally Stevens, Samantha Mulder, Science Facts, Scott Blevins, Scott Ostelhoff, Senior Agent, Sheila Larken, Sheriff Black, Short Order Cook, Soylent Green is People, Steve Makaj, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Memories, Teena Mulder spends her free time changing the dates on her childrens' gravestones, Teliko, Terry O'Quinn, The Carpenters, The Dark Age, The Lone Gunmen, The Millennium Group, The most unlikely conspiracy ever, The Old Man, The Pretender, They didn't check to see if anything was in the secret conspiracy tube other than water?!?!?, This is clearly another Samantha Hybrid Clone, THIS MAKES NO SENSE, Those teeth!, Tom Braidwood, Vinnie the Voodoo dog, Vitagliano, Walter Skinner, Were his teeth always like that?, Who Cares?, Why did craft services have to have all those candy apples?, Why would Mulder believe that this could be a hoax?, William B. Davis, Willy Ross, X-Files, xfiles
Episode 5×01 – Redux part 1
September 24th, 2014
We’re here in season five! If you love long rambling monologues and the high stakes drama of walking down hallways and attempting to open doors this is the episode for you. Moira endures this massive snooze fest with us and brings a grip of (hopefully true) fun facts. We’re back to Millennium for 2×01 “The Beginning and the End” and it’s amazing. Brad and Tammy peel back the veils of dvd bonus features to explain the magical basis for the real life Millennium Group.
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Where we will never inject you with an alien virus paired with a probe to give you cancer.
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Listen to Episode 5×01 – 1:56:35
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Episode 4×15 – Kaddish
July 15th, 2014
Mel is here to talk about “Kaddish” an episode about a mud golem that kills racist with his trusty noose and the biggest ring ever. It’s super kooky, guys. We also discuss Millennium 1×14 “The Thin White Line” in which we meet the ghosts of Frank Black’s Past, Present, and Future with the wackiest music ever.
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Where Golems get the love and respect they serve (except from Robin).
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Episode 4×07 – Musings of a Cigarette-Smoking Man
May 20th, 2014
Ya know that shadowy unnamed villain? How would you like to know all of his secrets? OR what if we waste over 44 min of your life by giving you a ton of garbage that in no way matches up with the show you’ve been watching up to this point? Better yet let’s try and force you to sympathize with him whilst hijacking the murders of actual humans for our shitty TV show. It’s ok we’re baby-boomers we own history and can exploit tragedy for commercial tat all we want! P.S. If you don’t like it it doesn’t even matter #Loophole #FuckYou Chris joins us to discuss “Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man” and the Millennium episode “Blood Relatives”
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Where nonsense conspiracy theories will always have hammers dropped on them.
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Listen to Episode 4×07 – 2:14:27
Tags: "Hey I'm just trying to keep up", 1962, 1963, 1991, 1992, 1996, A fouty four minute fuck you to the audience, A troubled orphan, all the facts, All The President's Men, Anita Hill, Apology Thwarting, Apparently Chris Carter was among the people that didn't have a fucking clue what was happening in this episode, Arbitrary use of black and white, assassinations, Baby Boomers, Bane, Baywatch Nights, Bill Mulder, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Buffalo Bills, Chris JC, Chris Owens, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, Coincidence, CSM-25 countermeasure filter, Dan Zukovic, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Fredericks, Dean Aylesworth, Deep Throat, Dermot Mulroney, Doctor Who, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Donnelly Rhodes, Dummy-Repeating-Exposition-Detective, Dutch, Einstein's Twin Paradox: A New Interpretation, Everybody can have plenty of blame there's no reason to serve it just to Chris Carter, Feel free to send us candy money pizza or scotch, Forrest Gump, Fort Bragg, Fox Mulder, Frank Spotnitz, Frohike should be dead, Fuck you baby-boomers, Fun Ride is the cloak of cowards, Gecko, General Francis, Gillian Anderson, Gingervitis, Glen Morgan, Greer Cort, Hacky, Henry IV part one, Hordak, How the fuck was anyone associated with this garbage nominated for anything other than unemployment?, I can kill you whenever I please... but not today, I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate this episode, Indiana George, introtox, introtox.com, J. Edgar Hoover, Jack Colquitt, James Earl Ray, James Wong, Jerry Hardin, JFK, Jimmy Olsen, Joe DiMaggio, John F. Kennedy, John Fitzgerald Byers, Just listening to this to write tags is raising my blood pressure, Last Breath, Laurie Murdoch, Laziest fucking writers room on the planet, Lee Harvey Oswald, Life is like a box of chocolates, Lone Gunman, Lydon, magazine, Martin Luther King Jr., Melvin Frohike, Millennium, Miracle on Ice Hockey Match, Morgan Weisser, Movies, Mr. Hunt, Mul-dor bland minion of Skeletor, Mulder was a smug douche as a baby, Musings of a Cigarette-Smoking Man, My advice? Burn it! It stunk, Nicotine Patch, Oliver Stone is a crank, Paul Jarrett, Peter Hanlon, Quantum Leap, Rang Dang Do, Raul Bloodworth, Red Dwarf, Red Skull, Resignation letter, Robin Burdge, Rodney King Trial, Roman a Clef, Ronald, Smoking Man, So there were no aliens between Roswell and 1991 now? Is Samantha still part of the mythology or should we ignore that like every other piece of 'mythology' that gets obliterated on a weekly basis?, Soap, Space: Above and Beyond, Spooky, Super Bowl, Swashbuckling George, Take a Chance: A Jack Colquitt Adventure, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, Terry O'Quinn's Mustache, The Comedian, The Commedian, The Lone Gunmen, The Magic Bullet, The Mark Snow - Murray Gold - Hanz Zimmer of our Generation, The New Mustache Man, This episode is completely disposable, Tom Braidwood, Trust no one, UFO wreck, ugh Frohike not being killed off is the cherry on the top of this shit sundae, UN resolution 1013, Wasted Opportunity, We devise at least two dozen better versions of this ep, We're not exactly sure of what happened on Millennium but it was still better than X-Files, What is the new Interpretation Scully? WHAT IS IT?, What the fuck happened between George arriving and leaving to make him not kill Frohike?, Where the fuck are the elders? Or anyone, Where the hell is Darin Morgan, Who the fuck put an alien on a ventilator?, Why do they have a sign?, Why does the alien have a ventilator?, William B. Davis, Winnie The Pooh, Winter Soldier, X-Files, xfiles, You're Skeptical of Victim's Services? Really?, Young William Mulder
Episode 4×05 – The Field Where I Died
May 7th, 2014
Matt joins us as we discuss the hilarious pile of garbage/Kristen Cloke demo tape “The Field Where I Died”
Mulder is sacrificing multiple lives in order to try and out-crazy a crazy person whilst pouting his way through a baffling hour of television seemingly made by humans for other humans. Also Millennium continues to be amazing.
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Where David Duchovny’s acting choices are never given a pass.
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Listen to Episode 4×05 – 1:51:56
Tags: 4:27, 522666, Acting Chops, Agent Jack Pierson, Agent Riggins, All characters named Melissa are the worst, American Civil War, Anthony Harrison, Apison Tennessee, Asshole Biddle Bridge, astral projection, ATF, Attorney, BATF Agent, Baywatch Nights, Behold I am life evermore, Billy Crystal, Brad Cupples, Brittany Tiplady, Catherine Black, Chattanooga Tennessee, Child Abuse, Chris Carter, Civil War Trench Bunkers, Claire Laffar, Claire really Mark Snow's the background music on this one, Columbo, Comedy Hijinx, Counting to potato with Fox Mulder, cult, Damon Lindelof and Chris Carter might be the same person. PROVE ME WRONG!, Dangerously disastrous faux medical treatment on an already psychological damaged person, David Duchovny, David Duchovny Cry Face, David Koresh, David Nutter, Donna White, Doug Abrahams, Douglas Roy Dack, Face Touching, Flukeman, Frank Black, Geanie, Gestapo George, Gillian Anderson, Glen Morgan, Gregorian Monk Chants, Harbaugh, Harry Truman, Herda Hada, I Died, Intro to Brisco, introtox, introtox.com, James Wong, Jim Jones, Jimmy Durante, Jonestown Massacre, Jordan Black, Kaboom, Kool-aid, Kristen Cloke, Krycek is the Little Traveler, Lance Henriksen, Les Gallagher, Lilly, Matt Humprey, Megan Gallagher, Melissa Rydell Ephesian, Michael Dobson, Michael Massee, Mighty Man, Mitch Pileggi, Mrs. Doubtfire, Mulder gets a grip of people killed, Mulderpout, multiple personality disorder, Multiple Personality Disorder may, One-Woman Show, Paracelsus, Past Lives, Peter Watts, Psychic Tammy, Regression hypnotherapy is You saw it. You heard it. Why can't you believe it?, Reincarnation, Rob Bowman, Robin Burdge, Robin Williams, Sam Anderson, Scully is getting worn down by all the dumb, Seriously though... what is the deal with the background music?, Seriously?, shirking responsibility to follow idiotic whims, Sidney, So much crazy, Souls aren't a thing, Space: Above and Beyond, Spooky, Tammy Ginader, Temple of the Seven Stars, Terry O'Quinn, That's a ROUGH 25, The Cabin, The Calusari, The Crow, The Field Where I Died, The Mighty Men, The stupidest deleted scenes ever, The ugliest triplets are back, THE WORST, There are 18 minutes cut that they were unable to make room for?, They really thought they were making an award winner on this one, This is clearly just Kristen Cloke's failed MADTV audition. The idea that there could actually be such a thing as a 'failed' MADTV audition is the true X-Files, This is garbage, This is so dumb, Thurston Bane III, TN is a rancid shithole of awful, Transcendence, Trying sooooo hard, Vernon Ephesian, Waco massacre, Walter Skinner, What is up with your rig out ponytail lawyer?, What the fuck is a soul? Somebody differentiate the known emergent property of the brain referred to 'the mind' from a 'soul' in any meaningful way, WHY IS MULDER ASKING QUESTIONS IN THE THERAPY SESSION?, World War II, X-Files, xfiles, ye olde drawer of random loose civil war photos, Yikes... just yikes, You're Dead!