September 22nd, 2016
Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.
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February 18th, 2015
It’s time for a new season and 6×01 “The Beginning” in which somehow they have finally decided to have some actual continuity on the show. The world champion chess master of the Philippines is back and he’s hunting down hiders in the reactor. We also meet our new favorite character Asst. Dir. Kersh. Millennium 2×21 “Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me”is everything we could have hoped for.
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February 4th, 2015
Dan and Mike join us for the season five finale 5×20 “The End” in which a chess-playing telepath from the Philippines is revealed to be the key to ALL of the X-Files. How is this possible? No Clue. I’m SURE we’ll find out in the movie. Check n’ Spender are back in the mix and being completely wasted. Millennium 2×20 “A Room With No View” is horrifically terrifying and amazing.
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