November 25th, 2016
We did it! We survived all of the X-Files! Join us for one last time… for now, as we discuss stats, scores, monsters, and upsetting fanfiction.
Where this nonsense is out there.
Tags: Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Fanfiction, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, JFK, John Doggett, Lists, Monica Reyes, Monsters, Nonsense, Scores, Stats, Tammy Ginader, Walter Skinner, X-Files, xfiles
February 11th, 2015
It’s time for the first X-Files movie. Matt joins us to discuss bees, herda hada yokel kids, and the proper etiquette for borrowing a friend’s clothing. We learn that if you forget the mythology up to this point and ignore the definitions of words it makes much more sense. We also have the greatest theme tune ever, a special surprise visit via explanatory monologue, and the reading of the contest winning fanfic.
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Where we Fight. Fight. Fight the Future.
Tags: 1998, 2shy did it first, A lot of Bees in a Scully Suit, Alex Jones, Aliens don't need starbucks, Alvin Kurtzweil, Amani, American Gothic, Americans cannot handle Roundabouts, An Old-Fashioned Monkeyshiner, Anti-vaxxers bringing back preventable disease... That's one way to bring the future to its knees, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Assistant Director Walter Skinner, Bees, Ben Bronschweig, Bill Mulder Choose Samantha to survive, Black Oil, Black-Haired Man Jason Beghe, Blackwood County, Blythe Danner, Bruce Harwood, Cavemen, charging box, Children of the Corn, Chris Carter, Chris Carter explains the mythology for four minutes, Chris is a hero, Cigarette Smoking Man, Conrad Strughold, Conspiracies, Cool Drinks, Dale from The Walking Dead, Darius Michaud, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Dirtwater Kids, Disposable Orphans AKA Orphans, Djinn, Don S. Williams, Don't piss on buildings with friends, E.T., Fanfiction, Fellow Travellers, FEMA, Fight The Future, Fight. Fight. Fight the Future, Fighting the future, First Elder, Frank Spotnitz, Fuck People, George, George has a spaceship office, George Murdock, Gillian Anderson, Greatest Theme Tune EVER, H.R. Giger Mat Paintings, herda hada yokel kids, How did he stumble into finding Scully's clothes... wait... how did he even find Scully?, How did they get to/fro Antarctica?, How is Krycek not in the movie, How many alien groups are there?, How would the colonist use/control the black oil at all assuming they are different species, If FEMA is the secret govenment why do you have to coverup things at a YOUR office, Independence Day, Infect with black oil cook to 500° for 35 min let scary monster erupt from chest, Jana Cassidy, Jeffrey De Munn, Jerry Watts, Jerry Watts death is Mulder's fault, Jesse Ventura, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Neville, Kermit the Frog, Knockout bees, Like a time capsule android programmed to shoot ya... That's one way to fight the future, Little Travellers, Live Tweets from Tammy, Locale Latin Cabaret References, London England, Long Con, Lucas Black, Mark Snow... are you ok?, Martin Landau, Melvin Frohike, Michael Shamus Wiles, Mitch Pileggi, Monkeyshines, Monsanto Monsanto Monsanto, Mr. Mulder PULL THE STRINGS! PULL THE STRINGS!, Mulan, Mulder could solve so many X-Files if he spent as much time looking at family photos as he does the National Enquirer, Mulder gets shot in the head at point blank range, Mulder's Genie, Murder by Numbers, Mustache Acting, No chatting whilst urinating, Orphan Children, Panic Face, Plinky-plonky music, PolarVortex, Rabid Hungry Orphans, Rent-An-Orphan, Richard Langly, Rob Bowman, Second Elder, Secret Chris Carter Explanatory Monologue Interruptions, Secret Government, Smash your smartphone and burn your "computure", Smilla's Sense of Snow, So we're just redoing the begining of season two?, Special Agent Dana Scully, Special Agent Fox Mulder, Spooky, Stay-Puft Marshmellow Boobs, Stevie Richardson, Stingray, Stop playing with skulls you dirtwater monster, Sunflower Seeds, T.C., Tammy Memories, Teliko, Teliko is a party dude, Teliko Riding on a Bee is clearly a stingray shipper, Tell. Don't Show: The Legacy of Chris Carter, Terry O'Quinn, Texas, That creepo alien umbilical cord was gross, That's your friends coat you asshole! Don't throw it in a gutter, The CDC, The Ghost of Christmas Future, The Lone Gunmen, The Matrix, The Office of Professional Review, The Pretender, There are sooo many things that bees DO pollinate could they pick one of those to use, There's no way for them to be blamed for this, There's only one grain that we make spooky mazes out of, These Plans don't make sense, This Cover-up doesn't make sense, This is bonkers, Tom Braidwood, Trigger Warning: Matt briefly mentions the 9/11 of humans: Jack Black at the 1:59:15 mark, Troll 2, UFO, Ummm... bees don't pollinate corn, Unnecessary Suicides, Vaccine, Well-Manicured Man, What is the deal with the cornfields, Why are the aliens in this movie just scary monsters?, Why would you make a deal with these aliens?, William B. Davis, Words that they use wrong: Clone. Hybrid. Vaccine. Virus., X-Files The Movie: Fight The Future, You want evidence? Here have a bee.
August 7th, 2013
Paul Maki climbs out of the freezer room to talk with us about the reign of Colonel Tiny Eyes, Voodoo, and everyone’s favorite french fry loving were-cat ghost: Chester Bonaparte. Also we learn all about the difference between fresh new rubies and old worn out rubies and how to use description to make your writing pop!
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Where ghost were-cats make all the fries disappear!
Tags: A Man and his Wong, Associate Bob, Baron Samedi, Baywatch Nights, Black Lodge, Brad Cupples, Bruce A. Young, Callum Keith Rennie, Cemetery Groundskeeper, Chester Bonaparte, Claire Laffar, Colonel Tiny Eyes, Colonel Wharton, Cool Cat, Creighton Dukes, Dana Scull, Daniel Benzali, David Duchovny, Demolition Man Fashions, Dexter Breakfast, Disapearing French Fries, Ernie Hudson, Evidence Shmevidence, Exposition Groundskeeper, Fanfiction, Fox Mulder, Fresh Bones, Frosted Maggot Flakes, Ghost Were-Cat, Gillian Anderson, Glenn Shaddix, Gross old worn out rubies, Hatians be Hatin', Intro to Bufotoxin, Intro to Tetrodotoxin, introtox, introtox.com, Ivory Soap, Jamil Walker Smith, Justice Thursdays on CBS, Katya Gardner, Kevin Conway, Lt. Foyle, Matt Hill, Mr. X, My eyes are tiny but Justice isn't blind when I'm on the case!, Nimoy vs Benzali, Peter Kelamis, Pierre Beauvais, Private Guttenberg, Private Harry Dunham, Private Kittel, Private McAlpin, Rasin Eyes, Robin, Robin Burdge, Roger R. Cross, Rufus, Steven Williams, Tammy Ginader, The best frogs, The deepest sandbox ever, The Jessica Fletcher of Voodoo happenstance, The most hilarious photoshop of all time, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Tiny Eyes Attorney at Law, Toad vs Frog: The controversy continues, Two Wongs don't make a right, Vinnie the Voodoo dog, Wong Dog and the mystery of hopalong frogs, X-Files, xfiles, Zombie General Deep Throat