November 18th, 2016
Ian is here to help us discuss the nonsensical final episode of the X-Files, 10×06 – “My Struggle II” wherein Chris Carter still refuses to understand the concept of DNA. Einstein and Miller make desperate attempts to keep the plot going and Joel McHale delivers the worst lines of dialogue ever imagined. American Hero Monica Reyes is back in the mix and drunk as ever.
Where there’s nothing that you can spoil us on.
Tags: ...but please don't call us heroes, 50 feet of complete traffic gridlock within eyesight of the washinton monument, Accosting Man, Agent Einstein, Agent Miller, Aliza Vellani, American Hero Monica Reyes, Annabeth Gish, Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darren Dolynski, David Duchovny, DNA, Do we get a prize now?, Dr. Rubell, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Home Again, homeopathic alien cure, How does this work, I am much more emotionally invested in the Mr. Belvedere Finale than The X-Files, introtox, introtox.com, Joel McHale, Julian Christopher, Lance Henriksen, Lauren Ambrose, Legends of Tomorrow, Man in Suit, Mik Byskov, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Morphing Alien, My Struggle II, Nurse Sandeep, Poor Joel McHale, Robbie Amell, Sandy Da Costa, Scoops, Smoking Man, Spoilers, Tad O'Malley, Tammy Ginader, That's not how DNA works, Walter Skinner, we are legends, We did it!, Whale Song, Where did those photos come from?, Where were they driving from, William B. Davis, William no longer has alien DNA so he's not immune nor does he have stem cells that Mulder can use, X-Files, xfiles
November 3rd, 2016
Michael David is here to help us discuss 10×04 – “Home Again” wherein graffiti OR a sculpture comes alive to thwart people that want to shelter the homeless. Also a prime opportunity for Kristen Cloke is given away to a weirdo that can never fill her shoes. And the Scully family continues to be the worst.
Where we all hope Mulder doesn’t try to un-cremete Ma Scully.
Tags: Alessandro Juliani, Arcadia, Band-Aid Nose Man, body torn apart, Charlie was right, Chris Shields, Dana Scully, Daniel Jacobsen, Daryl Landry, Daryl Shuttleworth, David Duchovny, Detective Gross, Dr. Louise Colquitt, Drunk Reyes, Forensic Technician, Fox Mulder, Fuck the Scully Family, Garbage Monster, Gary Sekhon, Gillian Anderson, Glen Morgan, graffiti, homelessness, Jack Budd, Jannen Karr, John DeSantis, Joseph Cutler, Margaret Scully, mother in a coma, Nancy Huff, Nurse Taillie, Peggy Jo Jacobs, Proudley, Sachin Sahel, Seth Whittaker. Fitzpatrick, Sheila Larken, Tim Armstrong, Trashman, Tulpa, Veena Sood, William
September 22nd, 2016
Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.
Where we can’t believe this was on for 9 years.
Tags: 2012, Acting Chops, Adam Baldwin, Alan Dale, Alex Krycek, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, bell 206 jet ranger helicopter, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Owens, Christopher Stapleton, Claire Laffar, Clip Show, Clones, Cody Lightning, Cupcakes, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Deep Throat, Doomsday, Drones, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gibson Praise, Gillian Anderson, Hybrids, Indian Boy, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Julia Vera, Knowle Rohrer, Lana Chee, Laurie Holden, magnetite, Marita Covarrubias, Matthew Glave, Melvin Frohike, Michael David, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. X, Nicholas Lea, Pat Nadeau, Pennywise, Philippine Chess Champion, Questionable Legal Tactics, Richard Langly, Robert Patrick, Rosswell, Series Finale, Smoking Man, So no follow-up questions? none at all? ok... cool i guess?, Special Agent Kallenbrunner, Spiders Eyes, Steven Williams, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, The truth, This doesn't make sense, This is nonsense, This is nothing a little salad can’t fix, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, William, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles
September 8th, 2016
Pat joins us to discuss 9×17 “Release’ In which Robert Patrick has all the acting chops. We meet the biggest creep ever and also a mob connected child murderer. Apparently the FBI has really loosened their recruitment screenings post 9/11. We say goodbye to Follmer and everyone’s favorite drunk is bonkers as usual.
Where we don’t allow imposter cadets that act like super creeps.
Tags: Acting Chops, Annabeth Gish, Avery Glymph, Barbara Doggett, Barbara Patrick, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Cadet #1, Cary Elwes, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Diener, Doggett > Mulder, Drunk Reyes, Ellen Persich, FBI Cadet Rudolph Hayes, Follmer's Assistant, Gillian Anderson, Hey FBI how the fuck did this creepo cadet imposter get in?, HoopleCast, introtox, introtox.com, Jared Poe, John Doggett, John Doggett 2016, Kate Lombardi, Kipp Shiotani, Mandy Levin, Matt is Wrong About Games, Monica Reyes, Nicholas Regali, Pat Nadeau, Release, Robert Patrick, Sal Landi, Scully and Reyes are Clubbing all the time now that Williams gone, SpartaCast, Tammy Ginader, The X-Files Variety Hour, Victoria Gallegos, Woman, X-Files, xfiles
August 11th, 2016
Chris and Matt are here for 9×13 “Improbable” in which Burt Reynolds is God and Reyes is a drunk Fraggle. Chris Carter half-asses his way into a not-musical that is complete nonsense. Mi fa cagare!
Where our life number is 6. Because there are only 6 episodes of this season left.
Tags: 9/11, Amy, Amy D'Allessandro, Angelo Vacco, Annabeth Gish, Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors, Benito Prezia, Beth Watson, Burt Reynolds, Checkers, Dana Scully, Did he write this for Dean Martin and then find out he was already dead, Dominos, Drunk Reyes, Ellen Greene, Ernesto Gasco, Fuck Chris Carter, Gillian Anderson, God IS the Bandit, God is the worst, Guido / Bartender, Halfass Carter, Heavy Italian Man, Hipster Cats from Instagram, How did they not find this guy in the garage?, Improbale 3: God IS the Bandit!, It's not that hard to escape a parking garage, John Doggett, John Kapelos, Lip synching, Lost World, Mad Wayne, Marguerite 4ever, Monica Reyes, Mr. Burt, Numerology, Old Italian Man, People Chris Carter went to school with, Ray McKinnon, Robert Patrick, Sadsack Casino, Slot Grannies, Slot Shaming, Smokey and the Bandit, Special Agent Fordyce, The Universal Backlot, This is was definitely supposed to be a musical, Vicki Louise Burdick, Woman
July 20th, 2016
We continue onward with Chris Carter’s last minute half-assery in Episode 9×10 – “Providence” wherein nothing reasonable happens. Teliko helps Scully find secret passages and people possibly try to surf on a spaceship. Also this prophesy makes no sense.
Where we dont turn off hospital monitors.
Tags: Aliens, Annabeth Gish, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clone Drones, Damien Darhk, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Drunk Reyes, Gillian Anderson, Harsh Realm, Hybrids, introtox, introtox.com, Jim from Neighbors, John Doggett, Kersh, Monica Reyes, Nonesense, Prophecy, Providence, Robert Patrick, Spaceship, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, There might or might not be a bonus episode coming in a few days fans of Robert Patrick James Garner and genital replacing aliens will be excited., Toothpick Man, Trashcan Man is THE BEST, UFO Cult, William, X-Files, xfiles
July 14th, 2016
If you like questionable parenting decisions and Chris Carter writing you’ll love Episode 9×09 – “Provenance” in which Damian Dahrke uses his alien totem to try and slowly awkwardly kill Scully’s baby. Luckily Scully pretty much has the same goal. Also more rubbings of space ships that could “change everything” again.
Where we’re pretty sure there’s faster ways to kill a baby.
Tags: Agent Terry Sullivan, Alan Dale, Alias, Aliens, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, Arrow, border patrol, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Bradley Cooper, Bruce Harwood, Cary Elwes, Chris Carter is the worst, Claire Laffar, Creeper Doggett, Damien Darhk, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Denis Forest, Dogget and Reyes are Fucking #ScienceFact, Dogget cannot get over that shoe thing from John Doe, Dramatic Map Reading, Drunk Reyes, excavation, Fake Frank Black, fireball, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, James Parks, James Pickens Jr., jessup maryland, John Doe, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Josepho The Clown, Lone Man, Lost World, Margaret Scully, McNally Sagal, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, motorcycle chase, motorcycle crash, motorcycle jump, Mulder and Scully are asexual rice cakes, Neal McDonough, Oh is Mulder supposedly dead AGAIN? cool idea again, Overcoat Woman, Postpartum depression, Reyes doesn't have feelings anymore... accept about Johnny Walker, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Comer, Robert Patrick, Sheila Larken, Skinner hiding in the curtains, Stats and Scores are Updated on the Website, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Tarot Cards, The Lone Gunmen should not be given a baby, THIS DOES NOT MEAN EVERYTHING THAT MANKIND BELIEVES WOULD BE IN QUESTION, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, Why aren't we being quoted in Wikipedia, Why were they still in the alley?, Why would anyone go to North Dakota from Canada?, Will Tippin, Worst Mother Ever, X-Files, xfiles, Your Podcast Network is the lamest
July 7th, 2016
DJ J-Jon-Jonny-Jonathon Pope joins us for Episode 9×08 – “Hellbound” where everyone’s favorite drunk believes she has been reincarnated to stop a vengeful old-timey prospector turned ex-con from skinning other old-timey prospectors turned ex-cons.
Where dreams are listed on all important documents.
Tags: 36 hr days, Alias, Annabeth Gish, Bertram Mueller, Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Cyril O'Reilly, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Figlioli, Day 12 to the max, Detective Van Allen, DJ Jonny-J-Jon, Don Swayze, Dr. Lisa Holland, Drunk Reyes, Ed Kelso, FBI Cadet, George Wallace, Gillian Anderson, group, Hellbound, introtox, introtox.com, James McDonnell, John Doe, John Doggett, Kari Whitman, Katy Boyer, Monica Reyes, Old Timey Prospectors, Reincarnation, Robert Beckwith, Robert Patrick, Roxanne, Rubber Pigs, Skin, Tammy Ginader, Terry Pruit, The Field Where I Died, The Lost World, THIS MAKES NO SENSE, victims dreams are always in police reports, Victor Dale Potts, WHO THE FUCK IS REYES?, X-Files, xfiles
June 30th, 2016
Will joins us for Episode 9×07 – “John Doe” in which Doggettt loses his memory and Reyes is drunk (as per usual). We discuss the absolute necessity for shoes at all times and learn that Reyes grew up in Mexico and theoretically speaks Spanish in a completely convincing manner.
Where shoes are required.
Tags: Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, Barbara Doggett, Barbara Patrick, Bo Kane, Brad Cupples, Caballero, Cantina Cabrerra, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Cop, Coyotes, Dame Alice, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Day Twelve was a long day, Domingo Salmeron, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Drunk Reyes, Eduardo Antonio Garcia, F.J. Rio, First Cop, Frank Roman, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Jacob Handy, James Pickens Jr., John Doe, John Doggett, Late night shoe shine, Luke Doggett, Manliest ep, Mariano Molina, Marine Sergeant McCormick, Memory Vampire, Michelle MacLaren, mini terminators, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Nestor, Nipple Ring, No shirt No shoes No Service, Old Fashioned Monkey-Shiners!, One Shoe, Ramón Franco, Rene Rivera, Robert Patrick, Scully flew to San Antonio to hand Reyes a piece of paper from someone who was already in the room with Reyes, Shoes, SpartaCast, Tammy Ginader, That guy was definately fucking that shoe right?, The Lost World, The Sense8 Podcast, Vince Gilligan, Walter Skinner, Why is luke outside riding a bike at 4:30AM, wikifeet, X-Files, xfiles, You can't keep up with Reyes if your liver is made of vomit, Zachary Handy, Zitto Kazann
June 23rd, 2016
Go to your nearest cyber-cafe and download Episode 9×06 – “Trust No 1″ in which Terry O’Quinn AKA Terrence Quinn AKA Peter/Jerry/Edgar Watts AKA Omar Santiago tries to catch Scully in an old-fashioned Sadsack-Turtleneck-Trap so that he can kill Mulder. He later explodes because of iron… or something. Also we finally figure out the deal with Reyes.
Where we don’t let strangers sleep in the same room with our babies.
Tags: 4D, Agent Edie Boal, Allison Smith, Annabeth Gish, Baby William, Boring, Brad Cupples, Brianne Prather, Chris Carter, Chris Carter is the worst, Claire Laffar, cyber cafe, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dinky Bacon, Drunk Reyes, Edgar Watts, Fitz Houston, Frank Spotnitz, Fuck Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Hotmail, introtox, introtox.com, James Riker, Jerry Watts, John Doggett, Kathryn Joosten, Less exciting than ironing shirts, Letters form the Harsh Realm, Man on the Street, Monica Reyes, Omar Santiago, Patti, Peter Watts, Princess and the Frog, RIP internet cafes 2000-2002, Robert Patrick, Sesame Street, Shadow Man, Sir Terrence of Quinn, so much filler, Station Manager, Steven Flynn, Tammy Ginader, Terrance Quinn, Terry O'Quinn, Tony Wharmby, Travis Riker, Trust No 1, Turtleneck, ummm X-Files? Mulder is just not that into you, X-Files, xfiles, Young Woman