DJ J-Jon-Jonny-J-Jon joins us for what we all hope to be the final episode of this nightmare Episode 11×10 – “My Struggle IV” in which Mulder and William spend night and day (sometimes in the same scene) killing everyone they can find. Often for no reason at all. Dyson Sphere’s and world ending viruses all take a back seat to an elaborate chase that kicks off with a monologue of William proving he’s 100% garbage and ends with Mulder and Scully being the worst. It’s really bad guys.

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Where we all desperately hope this is the end.

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Ian is here to help us discuss the nonsensical final episode of the X-Files, 10×06 – “My Struggle II” wherein Chris Carter still refuses to understand the concept of DNA. Einstein and Miller make desperate attempts to keep the plot going and Joel McHale delivers the worst lines of dialogue ever imagined. American Hero Monica Reyes is back in the mix and drunk as ever.

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Where there’s nothing that you can spoil us on.

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Listen to Episode 10×6 – 2:15:03

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Michael David is here to help us discuss 10×04 – “Home Again” wherein graffiti OR a sculpture comes alive to thwart people that want to shelter the homeless. Also a prime opportunity for Kristen Cloke is given away to a weirdo that can never fill her shoes. And the Scully family continues to be the worst.

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Where we all hope Mulder doesn’t try to un-cremete Ma Scully.

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Listen to Episode 10×4 – 1:58:23

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Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.

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Where we can’t believe this was on for 9 years.

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Listen to Episode 9×19 – 2:32:32

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Pat joins us to discuss 9×17 “Release’ In which Robert Patrick has all the acting chops. We meet the biggest creep ever and also a mob connected child murderer. Apparently the FBI has really loosened their recruitment screenings post 9/11. We say goodbye to Follmer and everyone’s favorite drunk is bonkers as usual.

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Where we don’t allow imposter cadets that act like super creeps.

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Listen to Episode 9×17 – 1:55:04

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Chris and Matt are here for 9×13 “Improbable” in which Burt Reynolds is God and Reyes is a drunk Fraggle. Chris Carter half-asses his way into a not-musical that is complete nonsense. Mi fa cagare!

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Where our life number is 6. Because there are only 6 episodes of this season left.

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Listen to Episode 9×13 – 2:04:57

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We continue onward with Chris Carter’s last minute half-assery in Episode 9×10 – “Providence” wherein nothing reasonable happens. Teliko helps Scully find secret passages and people possibly try to surf on a spaceship. Also this prophesy makes no sense.

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Where we dont turn off hospital monitors.

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Listen to Episode 9×10 – 1:32:59

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If you like questionable parenting decisions and Chris Carter writing you’ll love Episode 9×09 – “Provenance” in which Damian Dahrke uses his alien totem to try and slowly awkwardly kill Scully’s baby. Luckily Scully pretty much has the same goal. Also more rubbings of space ships that could “change everything” again.

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Where we’re pretty sure there’s faster ways to kill a baby.

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Listen to Episode 9×09 – 1:32:54

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DJ J-Jon-Jonny-Jonathon Pope joins us for Episode 9×08 – “Hellbound” where everyone’s favorite drunk believes she has been reincarnated to stop a vengeful old-timey prospector turned ex-con from skinning other old-timey prospectors turned ex-cons.

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Where dreams are listed on all important documents.

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Listen to Episode 9×08 – 1:31:45

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Will joins us for Episode 9×07 – “John Doe” in which Doggettt loses his memory and Reyes is drunk (as per usual). We discuss the absolute necessity for shoes at all times and learn that Reyes grew up in Mexico and theoretically speaks Spanish in a completely convincing manner.

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Where shoes are required.

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Listen to Episode 9×07 – 1:18:02

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