November 10th, 2016
Ian and Michael David join us for 10×05 – “Babylon” an episode about the fears of old white dudes before Herr Trump rode in on his great white horse to save them. Basically Mulder and Scully try to talk to a dead terrorist. It’s absolute garbage.
Where we’re building a wall around this episode and Chris Carter is going to pay for it.
Tags: Agent Einstein, Agent Miller, Angry Woman, Artin John, ASA Podcasting, Babylon, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clinton, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Eric Breker, FBI Agent Guard, Firestorm, Fox Mulder, Fuck Chris Carter, Garry Chalk, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Islamophobia, J. Alex Brinson, Janet Kidder, John Fitzgerald Byers, Johnny Ghorbani, Lauren Ambrose, Mad Dog, Man in Suit 1, Man in Suit 2, Marci T. House, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mo Said, Nina Nayebi, Noora, Nurse, Osama Look Alike, Racism, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robbie Amell, Sexism, Shaine Jones, Shiraz, Smoking Man, SP Agent Brem, Stephen Lobo, Tammy Ginader, This is garbage, Tom Braidwood, Trump, Walter Skinner, Web of Queer Podcast, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles, Young Muslim
October 20th, 2016
Chris and Will are here to help us discuss 10×02 – “Founders Mutation” where we are treated to a story about mutants and family that completely falls apart in retrospect. No unlike the whole William plot. Also a cat gets what it deserves.
Where an apple a day is all the amunition we need.
Tags: Aaron Douglas, Apple Throwing Champ, Augustus Goldman, Chester Bonaparte, Chris JC, Dana Scully, Daniela Dib, David Duchovny, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Doug Savant, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Founders Mutation, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Gupta, Jackie Goldman, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Jonathan Whitesell, Kyle Gilligan, Less William more Daniela Dib in the future please, Lindquist, Mitch Pileggi, Press Gang, Rebecca Wisocky, SpartaCast, The Sense8 Podcast, THE WORST, This makes less sense the more I think about it, Vik Sahay, Walter Skinner, Will Johnson, William, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
June 30th, 2016
Will joins us for Episode 9×07 – “John Doe” in which Doggettt loses his memory and Reyes is drunk (as per usual). We discuss the absolute necessity for shoes at all times and learn that Reyes grew up in Mexico and theoretically speaks Spanish in a completely convincing manner.
Where shoes are required.
Tags: Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, Barbara Doggett, Barbara Patrick, Bo Kane, Brad Cupples, Caballero, Cantina Cabrerra, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Cop, Coyotes, Dame Alice, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Day Twelve was a long day, Domingo Salmeron, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Drunk Reyes, Eduardo Antonio Garcia, F.J. Rio, First Cop, Frank Roman, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Jacob Handy, James Pickens Jr., John Doe, John Doggett, Late night shoe shine, Luke Doggett, Manliest ep, Mariano Molina, Marine Sergeant McCormick, Memory Vampire, Michelle MacLaren, mini terminators, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Nestor, Nipple Ring, No shirt No shoes No Service, Old Fashioned Monkey-Shiners!, One Shoe, Ramón Franco, Rene Rivera, Robert Patrick, Scully flew to San Antonio to hand Reyes a piece of paper from someone who was already in the room with Reyes, Shoes, SpartaCast, Tammy Ginader, That guy was definately fucking that shoe right?, The Lost World, The Sense8 Podcast, Vince Gilligan, Walter Skinner, Why is luke outside riding a bike at 4:30AM, wikifeet, X-Files, xfiles, You can't keep up with Reyes if your liver is made of vomit, Zachary Handy, Zitto Kazann
June 16th, 2016
Prepare for another Kim Manners bug-wranglin’ classic ep of X-Files. Ian and Jon join us for Episode 9×05 – “Lord of the Flies” where we meet our hero Dr. Rocky Bronzino and learn that bug people are real creeps.
Where bug eps are the best eps.
Tags: 4D, Aaron Paul, Acting Chops, Aeryk Egan, Alias, all Entomologists on this show are the best, Annabeth Gish, Bill / Cap'n Dare, Brad Cupples, Branden Williams, Bugs are terrible at bicycle riding, Camera Dude, chokers are the worst, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David 'Sky Commander Winky' Winkle, David Duchovny, Despite his claims you can Find Jon Here in these very tags, DJ Jon Johnny J Jon, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. Herb Fountain, Dr. Rocky Bronzino, Dumbass, Dylan Lokensgard, Erick Avari, Flies, Gillian Anderson, Hank Harris, Hey Nat-Dawg? What's with your necklace?, introtox, introtox.com, Jackass, Jane Lynch, Jeff Goldblum, Jennifer Garner is a national treasure, John Doggett, Kim Manners, lice, Michael Wiseman, Monica Reyes, Mrs. Anne T. Lokensgard, Natalie Gordon, Reyes is the worst, Robert Patrick, Samaire Armstrong, Tammy Ginader, Teacher's Pet, The bug episodes are the best, The Dick Tremayne of X-Files, This book… I can’t even, Thomas Schnauz, Web of Queer Podcast, Why don't they have bugheads, X-Files, xfiles
June 9th, 2016
Chris and Will join us for Episode 9×04 – “4D” in which Doggett stumbles into the worst parallel universe ever and only through his knowledge of morse code and the actions of Follmer and questionable plotting is he able to put right what once went wrong.
Where we always check for consent before murdering a friend.
Tags: 4D, Agent Ricem Ming Lo, Alias, Angela Paton, Annabeth Gish, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Cary Elwes, Chessington World of Adventures, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clamato, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dead Eyed Lunatic, Dexter Fletcher, Dimension, DNR, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. Kim, Dylan Haggerty, Erwin Timothy Lukesh, Euthinasia without consent is murder, Follmer's best ep, FUCK REYES, Gil Colon, Gillian Anderson, Hot Sandwhich, I forgot Scully was in this episode again already, In every universe Reyes is expendable, introtox, introtox.com, Iron, It should be harder to kill someone, Jack the Ripper possesion episode of Star Trek, John Doggett, Kid Nation, little prick, Mitch Pileggi, Momz, Monica Reyes, morse code, Mrs. Lukesh, Mulder's Genie, No universe can handle the manliness of 2 Doggets, Parallel Universe, Polish Sausage, Portals, Potted Meat, Press Gang, Psycho, Reyes and Doggett have more chemistry than Scully and Mulder ever had, Robert Patrick, Steven Maeda, Straight Razor, Tammy Ginader, The 5th Dimension, The Alarm Button, The ending makes no sense, The Last Word Podcast: a Press Gang Introcast, The Lost World, The Sense8 Podcast, Tony Wharmby, Tounge, Walter Skinner, When did Skinner forget how to FBI?, Wolf in the Fold, X-Files, xfiles, Yay for slashing Reyes's throat, You said yourself..., Zappo Matic: the roller-skating robot
May 6th, 2016
Will, Dan, and Jozie are here for a head chopping good time in 8×20 “Essence” wherein the all-new alien menace wants to kill a baby either out of fear of a possible would be magic human skygod or because they are susceptible to attack via abstract concepts… also nothing makes sense. In The Lone Gunmen 1×12 (or 13 depending on who you ask) “The Cap’n Toby Show” we learn what a creepy weirdo Langly has always been and that episode air dates are confusing.
Where all you have to do is belieb.
Tags: #ActingChops, #ImWithDoggett, #NotWithHer, 1st Woman Party-Goer, A new alien? seriously?, Agent Blythe, Agent Gene Crane, Agent Krang, Alex Krycek, Annabeth Gish, Arlene Warren, Believe, Ben Bass, Billy Miles, Brad Cupples, Brian Drummond, Bruce Harwood, Cap'n Tobey, Captain Toby, Captain Toby's Wife, Chris Carter is the worst, Claire Laffar, Cowabunga, Cyia Batten, Dan Ginader, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Purdham, Dean Haglund, Denise Crosby, Douglas Newell, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. James Parenti, Dr. Lev, Dr. Mary Speake, Duffy Haskell, Duffy the bear, Eric Pospisil, Essence, Evil vitamins, Fox Mulder, Frances Fisher, Fred Tabalowski, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Ironpigkid on youtube for all your minecraft needs, Jasmin Dring, Jason takes manhatten, Jay Acovone, Jimmy Bond, Jodelle Ferland, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Gillnitz, Jozie, Kids wacked out on PCP, Kirk B.R. Woller, Langly is a real weirdo, Lead Agent, lil Doggett, Little Girl, Lizzy Gill, Margaret Scully, martinelli's sparkling cider, Melvin Frohike, Michael Eklund, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Nicholas Lea, Puppeteer, Reporter #2, Reyes is the worst, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Scully's mother is the worst, Sheila Larken, Shredder, skin sloughing aliens, Souls aren't real, SpartaCast, Stephen Snedden, Steven Anderson, Tammy Ginader, The Lone Gunmen, The Sense8 Podcast, The worst name, Titanic, Tom Braidwood, Tom Poston, Walter Skinner, Weiner Man, What do I tell this child about to be born? What do I tell Scully? And what do I tell myself?, X-Files, xfiles, Young Langly, Yves Adele Harlow, Zachary Ansley, Zahf Paroo, Zuleikha Robinson
April 21st, 2016
Ian joins us for episode 8×18 – “Vienen” in which we tune our unburnt radios to 101.5 to say goodbye to the black oil and the career of Fox Mulder who will hopefully go somewhere and die… again. The Lone Gunmen 1×10 “Tango de los Pistoleros” was aired on television at one time.
Where Kersh is a hero.
Tags: 101.5 Black Oil Radio, Alien Abductee, Ancient Old Senile Black Oil, Andrei Sterling, autopsy, Babylon 5, Black Oil, Black oil Radio, Bo Taylor, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Casey Biggs, Chef, Chesty Short, Claire Laffar, Claire's cat is Jacob Marley, Dana Scully, Dance, David Duchovny, David Michie, David Palffy, Dean Haglund, Dean Winchester, Diego, Diego Garza, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Emanuel Morales, Eva De Viveiros, explosion, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, glowy eyed M.C. Gainey, good riddance!, Goodbye Black Oil, Gregory Cruz, gulf of mexico, Helicopter, Hockey Announcer, How do people go missing, introtox, introtox.com, It's a Small World = supes racist, It's all Mulder's fault, James Pickens Jr., Jim Fyfe, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Vargas, jumping into sea, Kersh is a true blue american hero, Kevin Loomis, Kimmy the Geek, Laundress, Lee Reherman, Leonardo Santavos, Little Doggett, Luis Villalta, M.C. Gainey, Mariano Cuchillo, Martin Ortega, Melvin Frohike, Miguel Sandoval, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder gets fired, Mulder is the worst, nothing wacky was on with a reasonably sized summary in 2001, oil platform, Oil Rights, oil rigs, pineal gland, Radiation, Radio, Rich Marotta, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Sad Saksa, Saksa, Silvio Pollio, Simon de la Cruz, Smug Douchery, Stephen Snedden, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is not best qualified to work on an oil rig OR to handle eggs, Tango, The Lone Gunmen, The Martha League, The Sons of Martha, the writers are shockingly lazy, This doesn't make sense, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Trust no one, Vienen, Walter Skinner, Web of Queer Podcast, Worst character, X-Files, xfiles, Yuri Volkoff, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
April 14th, 2016
Will joins us for episode 8×17 – “Empedocles” wherein the boy who could fly is now made of evil cgi fire. Reyes and Mulder meet and say seemingly English words at each other for no other purpose than to torment Doggett. In The Lone Gunmen 1×09 “Diagnosis Jimmy” Byers is obsessed with Bears and Jimmy is in the hospital solving mysteries and inexplicably breaking hearts.
Where ash people hallucinations are not valid proof of anything.
Tags: Amanda Fein, Anderson Cooper, Andrea Kinsky, Annabeth Gish, ash people, Bill Macy, Bob Harvey, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, burnt corpse, Caitlin Fein, car crash, car explosion, car fire, Cheryl Francis Harrington, Claire Laffar, Creighton Dukes, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Glyn-Jones, Dayna Beilenson, Dean Haglund, demonic possession, Denise Crosby, Det. Franklin Potter, Devlin Elliott, Diagnosis Murder, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. Belluci, Dr. Bromberg, Dr. Mary Speake, E.R. Nurse, Empedocles, Even the nurse forgot Denise Crosby was in this episode, Fact Finding Missions, fired from the job, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, FUCK REYES, Gillian Anderson, GKnowllll Rohrerrererer, hallucination, Himself, ICU Nurse, introtox, introtox.com, Jake Fritz, Jason Goes to Hell, Jeb!, Jennifer Hammon, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Walsh, Katha Dukes, Katha is a gross name, Larold, Laura Means, Luke Doggett, man on fire, Melvin Frohike, Mia Dukes, Michael Puttonen, Millennium, Monica Reyes, Mr. Dimsdale, Mr. Dimsdale's Son, Mr. Keever, new orleans louisiana, Number Crunching, Nurse Marilyn, Payphone Woman, Pet Sematary, Pizza Delivery Man, police chase, Resident Surgeon, Reyes is the worst, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Richard Fitzpatrick, Roadhouse, Rob Freeman, Robert Bruce, Robert Patrick, Roberta Toews, Robin Mossley, Ron Canada, Satanic Cults, Scrub Nurse, Scully is 54 weeks pregnant, Shawn Batten, shooting boss, SpartaCast, Spyder Games, Stephen Snedden, Tammy Ginader, Tasha Yar, The Boy Who Could Fly, The Dukes of Hazard, The First Slayer, The Lone Gunmen, The worst people, Tom Braidwood, trapped in a burning car, Veronica Brown, Walter Stukas, Wendy Gazelle, What is Roberta's purpose, What We Make: A Terminator Podcast, Will Johnson, Worst parents, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson
March 30th, 2016
Ian joins us for the handiwork of Chris Carter episode 8×15 – “Deadalive”. Mulder’s return from death, autopsy, embalming, and three months in the ground is questionable as Scully 11 month pregnancy. On the plus side Little Doggett and Slycek face off. The Lone Gunmen 1×07 “Planet of the Frohikes” features a talking chimpanzee named Simon White-Thatch Potentloins, and therefore is the best episode of Lone Gunmen ever.
Where we call sentient intelligent creatures by the name they choose.
Tags: Alex Krycek, Arthur Gaffin, Billy Miles, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Bruno Verdoni, car crash, Christian Mythology is as nonsensically convoluted and useless as X-Files Mythology, Claire Laffar, Cleopatra 2525, continued from previous episode, Cooky Coroner's, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Doty, David Duchovny, David Duchovny Mask, Deadalive, Dean Haglund, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. Francis Orovetz, Dr. Haspliss, Dr. Lim, Easter, Edward Woodward, exhumation, fighting with a car driver, flag draped coffin, floating body, Fox Mulder, Gibby Brand, Gillian Anderson, Go Fuck Yourself, grave side ceremony, He is risen, He was autopsied embalmbed and buried in the ground without oxygen for THREE MONTHS, healer, Heart attack, introtox, introtox.com, It's not yours, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Kersh, Larry Dorf, Leland Crooke, Mad Sick Burns From CarriK and BradC, male in shower, man on life support, Manly Man Meter, Margaret Scully, Melvin Frohike, Minister, Mitch Pileggi, Monkeys, Morgue, Nanobots, Nelson Mashita, Nicholas Lea, No More Mulders, Pathology Assistant, Peanuts, Peter Bryant, Pierre, Pierre Boulle, piss and vinegar, Planet of the Frohikes, quoting jesus, raining, returning from the dead, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Richard McGonagle, Robert Patrick, Run Little Doggett, seizure, Sergeant, Sheila Larken, Simon White-Thatch Potentloins, skin peeling off, Slycek, Spycek, Stephen Snedden, Stingray, Stringrays baby, T-1000, Tammy Ginader, Terminator Times, That's not how decomposition work, That's not how vaccines work, The Five Heartbeats, The Lone Gunmen, The Math is absolutely impossible, This is nonsense, Tom Braidwood, transformation, Walter Skinner, Web of Queer Podcast, Why did they spend money on this fisherman scene?, wilmington north carolina, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zachary Ansley, Zuleikha Robinson
January 27th, 2016
Will and Chris join us for Episode 8×06 – “Redrum” where backward living Joe Morton races against the clock to stop Spider-man. We learn about the manliest way to get coffee and desperately want to interview the transcript writers on the podcast.
Where we don’t let our nanny’s know about the nannycam.
Tags: accused of murder, Al Cawdry, answering machine, assassination, Attorney Janet Wilson, Bellamy Young, Boss of Dudes, Brad Cupples, Brent Tufeld, Brother from another Planet, bullet proof vest, Cesar Ocampo, character says its time, Claire Laffar, clock running backward, Convenient flashbacks, courtroom, cut, Cynthia Martells, Dana Scully, Danny Trejo, Danny Trejo is clearly better in the role than Tobey Maguire, darb, Dark Angel, David Duchovny, death of wife, death row, District Attorney Carter, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Dogget's pocket full of morbid curiosities, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, ends with narration, Evil Leaper, Gillian Anderson, grinding coffee beans with bullets, Guy Torry, Hider in the house, Hungry, introtox, introtox.com, J. Jonah Jameson was right, J. Patrick McCormack, Jack Shearer, Joanna Sanchez, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Joe Morton, John Doggett, Judge Kinberg, Keep an eye on Al, key card, Kristen Cloke, Lee Duncan, Martin Wells, mob of reporters, murder of wife, nanny cam, news report, nonlinear timeline, omega wristwatch, playing dominos, prison cell, prison visit, prison yard, punching Danny Trejo through a door, Red Flags on Jon, Redrum, revenge murder, reverse chronology, RFK, River Song, Robert Patrick, Roger Hewlett, saved at the last second, scar, second chance, shooting yourself in the foot, Shorty, spider, spider web, Spider-Man, Spiders deserve nothing less than genocide, Spiders Eyes, Star Trek Voyager, T2: Judgement Day, Tall Guard, Tammy Ginader, tattoo, teddy bear, Terminator Times, The American Justice System, The Sense8 Podcast, The transcript writers are amazing, Thumbs-Up Dog, Ticking Timebomb Al, Time Travel, Too manly to make coffee, Trina Galvez, Twilight Zone, under arrest, Vincent Praise, What We Make: A Terminator Podcast, X-Files, xfiles, ymmat, Your nanny should probably not be aware of your nannycam, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio