November 18th, 2016
Ian is here to help us discuss the nonsensical final episode of the X-Files, 10×06 – “My Struggle II” wherein Chris Carter still refuses to understand the concept of DNA. Einstein and Miller make desperate attempts to keep the plot going and Joel McHale delivers the worst lines of dialogue ever imagined. American Hero Monica Reyes is back in the mix and drunk as ever.
Where there’s nothing that you can spoil us on.
Tags: ...but please don't call us heroes, 50 feet of complete traffic gridlock within eyesight of the washinton monument, Accosting Man, Agent Einstein, Agent Miller, Aliza Vellani, American Hero Monica Reyes, Annabeth Gish, Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darren Dolynski, David Duchovny, DNA, Do we get a prize now?, Dr. Rubell, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Home Again, homeopathic alien cure, How does this work, I am much more emotionally invested in the Mr. Belvedere Finale than The X-Files, introtox, introtox.com, Joel McHale, Julian Christopher, Lance Henriksen, Lauren Ambrose, Legends of Tomorrow, Man in Suit, Mik Byskov, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Morphing Alien, My Struggle II, Nurse Sandeep, Poor Joel McHale, Robbie Amell, Sandy Da Costa, Scoops, Smoking Man, Spoilers, Tad O'Malley, Tammy Ginader, That's not how DNA works, Walter Skinner, we are legends, We did it!, Whale Song, Where did those photos come from?, Where were they driving from, William B. Davis, William no longer has alien DNA so he's not immune nor does he have stem cells that Mulder can use, X-Files, xfiles
September 1st, 2016
DJ J-Jon Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss the beautiful tapestry that is 9×16 “William’ Wherein Scully is the worst mom ever with the most questionable logic ever. Despite the unending supply of bullshit that is thrown at him American Hero Jeffrey Spender saves the world yet again. William moves to Brimleytown.
Where we are taking donations to buy Spender a Lone Gunmen mask.
Tags: Adam Nelson, Annabeth Gish, Baby William, Brad Cupples, Burning sheets, Chris JC, Chris Owens, Claire Laffar, Cupcakes, Cyd Strittmatter, Dana Scully, Daniel Miller, David Duchovny, DNA, Dr. Edwards, Gillian Anderson, Harsh Realm, House of D, How would he be shorter, introtox, introtox.com, It's a bad day for Doggett, James Riker, Jay Leno Fashions, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, Jonathon Pope, Kersh, Ma and Pa Kent, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. Van De Kamp, Mrs. Van De Kamp, Robert Patrick, Scully is the worst mother, Shannon Hile, Stranger Danger, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, The Breather, Travis Riker, Walter Skinner, William, X-Files, xfiles
July 9th, 2014
Ian joins us for 4×14 “Memento Mori”. Scully decides to fight her cancer by moving into a hospital. Scully then decides to fight her cancer by moving out of the hospital. Also: Hybrid clones, conspiracies, Lone Gunmen, and horrific Chris Carter Monologues. In Millennium 1×13 “Force Majeure” we seemingly get a mythology episode that makes no sense at all but is still incredibly delightful thanks to the antics of the Millennium Group’s wacky tag-along neighbor played by Brad Dourif.
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Tags: " The luminous mysteries that once seemed so distant and unreal... threatening clarity in the presence of a truth entertained not in youth; but only in it's passage.", "I feel these words as if their meaning were weight being lifted from me knowing that you will read them and share my burden as I have come to trust no other. " --SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY?, Aryan Dreams, Babylon 5, Baywatch Nights, Best dressed/worst dressed, Brad Cupples, Brad Dourif, Brittany Tiplady, Bruce Harwood, Cancer, Carlin, Catherine Black, CCH Pounder, Cheryl Andrews, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, clipper chip, clone, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Lovgren, Dean Haglund, Dennis Hoffman, DNA, Don't drink that snowglobe, Down Below Podcast, Dr. Kevin Scanlon, Face Off, Face Stealing, Fanfic, Flower Stealing, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frank Spotnitz, Frozen Out of Time, George, Gillian Anderson, Gillian Barber, Grey-haired bullets, human ova, Hybrids, Hypnosis, I Dream of George, Ian Swallow, introtox, introtox.com, Iron Lung Man, Iron Lung Man: The least exciting superhero ever, It turns out Chris Carter's wife is professional high-end snowglobe maker, John Fitzgerald Byers, John Shiban, Jordan Black, Julie Bond, Kristi Angus, Krycek, Kurt Crawford, Lance Henriksen, Lauren, Least snappy snappy dresser ever, Margaret Scully, Mark Snow, Maura, Megan Gallagher, Melvin Frohike, Memento Mori, Millennium, Mitch Pileggi, Morgan Woodward, Morris Panych, Mufon, Mulder's Geanie, nasopharyngeal cancer, Nisei, Noah's Ark, Novelty Snow Globe Fetish, Paper Clip, Penny Northern, Pennywise, Peter Watts, Planetary Alignment, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Rob Bowman, Robin Burdge, sad beard, Sarah Strange, Sean Allen, Sheila Larken, Sheriff Camden, So many bad wigs, Stonehenge Apocalypse, Super Ovulation, Tammy Ginader, Terry O'Quinn, The Grey-Haired Man, The Little Mermaid, The Lone Gunmen, The note I wrote after the opening monologue before pausing the episode to empty a bottle of scotch: "well its not going to get worse. right?", The Odd Couple, The opening monologue is so goddamn horrible I had to stop watching the episode, The Woman, There's not enough genetic diversity with these clones to reseed the planet, Timothy Webber, Tom Braidwood, Trippleshot Bypass, Unfrozen Viking Warriors, Ursula, Vegreville, Vince Gilligan, Walter Skinner, When will Millennium introduce rock monsters, Why is this creepo carrying around a vial of eggs?, William B. Davis, Worst Hacker, WTF is happening, X-Files, xfiles