Join us as we say goodbye to the single greatest criminal profiler ever. Chris joins us as we discuss the lackluster 7×04 “Millennium” in which a Millennium Group rando decides to make four (and only four) zombies to bring about the end times. Luckily/unluckily Frank Black is able to save Mulder from his complete incompetence.

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Where Frank Black will always be our favorite Dragon.

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Listen to Episode 7×04 – 1:46:49

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Nutty and Mila are tricked into coming to our spooky haunted mansion to discuss 6×05 “How the Ghosts Stole Christmas” the fourth wacky episode in a row. In Millennium 3×03 “TEOTWAWKI ” National Treasure Detective Sandwich makes a comeback to fight Y2K and Frank continues to be an anti-gun badass.

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Where we all feel bad for Alex Winter.

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Listen to Episode 6×06 – 1:48:31

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Dan and Mike join us for the season five finale 5×20 “The End” in which a chess-playing telepath from the Philippines is revealed to be the key to ALL of the X-Files. How is this possible? No Clue. I’m SURE we’ll find out in the movie. Check n’ Spender are back in the mix and being completely wasted. Millennium 2×20 “A Room With No View” is horrifically terrifying and amazing.

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Where we know Check n’ Spender deserve better.

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Listen to Episode 5×20 – 1:41:51

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Pretender expert-by-relation Nutty, Matt, and stowaway Mel join us to discuss the instantly forgettable 5×18 “The Pine Bluff Variant” in which Stingray tricks Mulder into going undercover to infiltrate a domestic terrorist organization that is actually the government. We also discuss the heartbreaking Millennium 2×18 “In Arcadia Ego.”

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Where we know what Draculas look like.

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Listen to Episode 5×18 – 2:12:19

Tags: Agentception, America's Prison System is revolting, Angola Delaware, Armin Moattar, August Bremer, Bacteria with armor, Bernard, biological weapons, Brad Cupples, Brittany Tiplady, Broken Fingers, Captain Stephens, Catherine Black, Center for Disease Control, Check n' Spender, Chump, Claire Laffar, Concessionette, Crimes delayed by trips to the library, Curiously there have been a series of 7-Eleven robberies following Nutty wherever she goes for the last ten years, Dana Scully, Daniel von Bargen, David Duchovny, David Jean-Thomas, Detective Bob Giebelhouse, Detective Sandwich, Die Hard With A Vengeance, Disease Armor, Diseases with flashlights, Don't rob a bank, Dulce, Ed Lauter, FACT: These white guys could not look more different, Field Agent, Folger Park, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frank Black does not tolerate whimsical rape, Frank Briggs, Freedom fighters, Fresh Popcorn, Frohike's daughter, Fuck these douche cops, Gillian Anderson, Gimp, Goatee Man, Harrisburg Pennsylvania, Holland Manners, Hot News, How can they not arrest Sam Anderson at the end of this ep?, I have literally already forgotten this episode, Immaculate Conception, In Arcadia Ego, introtox, introtox.com, J.B. Bivens, Jacob Haley, Janette, Jeezo, Jesse Ventura, Jordan Black, Just let them get away!, Kate Braidwood, Kermit the Frog is from Florida as explained in "The Muppets go to Disney World" and "Kermit's Swamp Years", Killer Strep Throat, Lance Henriksen, Leamus, Leathery Potpourri is a Canadian delicacy, Liar Liar PANTS ON FIRE!, Literal whimsical rape, Lord of Illusions, Mary-Pat Green, Matt R Humphrey, Megan Gallagher, Mélanie Richard, Michael MacRae, Millennium, Mississippi is expendable, Missy Crider, Mitch Pileggi, Money, Monster Masks, MORE X-Files?, Most depressing Millennium episode ever, Mr. Sam Gorpley, Mulder Cry Face, Mulder gets a man killed... again, Mulder should be going to prison now, Nutty Nuchtchas, Nutty's Crime Advice, Peter Watts, Popcorn, Principal Willis Dewitt, prison, Projectionette, Ralph Alderman, Ratings, Remember in the 90's when we still labeled white domestic terrorists as 'terrorists', Sam Anderson, Scratch n Sniff, Scully Sass, Sonny, Stephen James Lang, Stingray, streptococcus, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, terrorism, Terry O'Quinn, The amount of blood on Mulder's hands should David Duchovny needs to be stopped, The Federal Bureau of Imagination, the Manager, The New Spartans, The Pine Bluff Variant, The Pretender, the Usherette, This plot makes no sense, This system is too chaotic for any sort of useful test, Universal Monsters, Walter Skinner, Warden Kellard, Washington D.C., We are going to be doing this podcast until we are elderly, Weirdest Dracula, What does this test accomplish, X-Files, xfiles, Your job title should obviously be based on your genitals

Emmy and Ina join us for 5×17 “All Souls” in which half-human deformed angel babies are viciously murdered by the most ridiculous cgi angel ever and Scully remembers she had a kid for a minute.
In Millennium 2×17 “Siren” Frank is offered the chance to make a deal with a Japanese sea monster.

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Where angels can go fuck themselves.

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Heidi and Matt are here to discuss the lackluster Episode 5×16 “Mind’s Eye” Claire has all the blind facts and Lili Taylor got hazard pay for the chip she had to carry on her character’s shoulder. The Millennium Group defeats the Nazis who were clearly never known for their subtlety in 2×16 “Roosters”.

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Where we don’t put razor blades in our fucking walls.

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Listen to Episode 5×16 – 1:37:42

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Let’s hack the planet with Ian and Chris for 5×11 – “Kill Switch” Wherein Scully falls in love with a cyber-raccoon and David Duchovny attempt to make some acting choices. The assisted suicide episode of Millennium 2×11 “Goodbye Charlie” is another great and subtle ep.

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Where no one would keep Scully as their primary care physician.

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Listen to Episode 5×11 – 1:55:00

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It’s “Blame The Interns” Week on X-Files as Ian and Matt join us to discuss Episode 5×09 – “Schizogeny” in which the Lorax defeats Norman Bates-esque woman with questionable fashion accessories. On Millennium we discuss the amazing Darin Morgan episode 2×09 “Jose Chung’s ‘Doomsday Defense'”

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Where we have the correct vowels in our names.

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Moira is here to chill with us for 4×19 “Synchrony” in which a grumpy old time traveler goes on a surprisingly spry killing spree whilst trying to avoid bursting into flames. The shocking episode Millennium 1×18 “Lamentation” keeps us on the edge of our seats and we give a sigh of relief that perennial everyman Detective Sandwich/KimmyGibblerHaus is ok.

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Where we’re too cool 4 time travel school.

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Listen to Episode 4×19 – 1:42:06

Tags: Agent Cuevas, Agent Pierce, Alex Diakun, Alison Matthews, All the Mulder's and Scully's in Millennium, an Elderly Man, Andrew Airlie, Angel, Aureleo Di Nunzio, Back to the Future rules of time travel temperature, Bill Smitrovich, Blechly Mountain home of the Black Dragons, Bletch, Brad Cupples, Brent Chapman, Brittany Tiplady, Catherine Black, Chaos theory Shmaos theory... I'm going to try and finish this script in time to take a nap at 2:30pm --Howard Gordon, Chicken Broth, Chris Carter, Chuck Lukerman, Claire is not a chump. A loser? Yes. But NOT a Chump, Claire Laffar, Coroner, CryoBiology, Dana Scully, Darin Morgan's BFF, David Duchovny, David Greenwalt, David MacKay, Demolition Man, Desk Clerk, Det. Bob Giebelhouse, Detective, Detective KimmyGibblerHouse, Detective Sandwich, Did Catherine miss the stranger putting a kidney in the fridge?, Did he have plastic surgery before travelling back in time?, Doctor, Don't go to hotels with unidentified strangers, Dr. David Hasselhoff listening to dust, Dr. Ephraim Fabricant, Dr. Willmore, Dr. Yonechi, Federal Marshall, Fishercast, Fox Mulder, Freezing, Fuck yall lazy chumps, Gillian Anderson, Grow Up. Shut Up. Get a better society going. Fuck off. #VoteCupples #PartyPlatform, Hiro Kanagawa, Howard Gordon, I Fall To Pieces, I just want to read this thesis. WHAT IS THIS NEW INTERPRETATION OF THE TWIN'S PARADOX? WHAT IS THERE TO BE INTERPRETED?, I want to watch Frank Blank and Fox Mulder in a Profiler-off and pie eating contest at the FBI picnic, If Jason had lived he would have eventually developed upper body strength, introtox, introtox.com, It's not that hard to write time travel stories if you put forth a little bit of effort... or ya know... any effort, It's shocking how little effort they put into research, James Charleston, Jane Perry, Jason Nichols, Jed Rees, Jon and Dr. Yonechi sitting in a tree..., Jonathan Walker, Jordan Black, Joseph Puqua, Kidney snatching, Kurt Max Runte, lamentation, Larold, Least effective way to keep a guy from getting hit by a bus ever, Lisa Ianelli, Lt. Bob 'Bletch' Bletcher, Lucas Menard, Lucy Butler, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Maybe save your kid instead of hanging out in the basement, Megan Gallagher, Michael David Simms, Michael Fairman, Millennium, Mulder's Geanie is putting in overtime x100 this week, Next Level Geritol, Nino Caratozzolo, Nobody else seems to be interested in stopping the creation of time travel. Jason is just a prick, Nooooooo not Bletch, Norman Armour, Note that Lisa doesn't come back in time to stop her self, Outbreak, Pathologist, Patricia Idlette, Peter Watts, Pleat-watch, Possibly the best thing Chris Carter has/will ever write, Robin Burdge, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Security Cop, Six Feet Under, Smallville, So did your fear of fire come back all of a sudden or is there a reason you aren't using that fire extinguisher?, So they freeze him to absolute zero then shoot him into a wormhole? What?, Special Agent Tom Babich, Spontaneous Human Combustion, Stephen J. Lang, Stop trying to spoil Millennium Claire!, Super Creepy Millennium, Susan Lee Hoffman, Synchrony, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, Terry Arrowsmith, Terry O'Quinn, The Servant, They don't understand what freezing means, This freeze thing should make a proper thwppp sound, This is a hugely questionable leap in logic, This is dumb, Those sure do look like ice crystals, Throat boner, Time Travel, Uniformed Cop, Who the fuck is this asshole to decide if the world is a better or worse place with/without time travel, Winrich Kolbe, Wormhole, X-Files, xfiles

It’s 4×18 “Max” Scully kills Pendrell and Mulder hops on a plane with a radioactive superstructure and a man that should really invest in a new pair of pants. The creepiest Millennium opening ever leads to a less than stellar ending in 1×17 “Walkabout”.

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Listen to Episode 4×18 – 1:28:41

Tags: Airport Security Officer, Aliens, Amnesia, an Airport Security Officer, an MP, Armando Gonzales, Bill Smitrovich, Brad Cupples, Braden Kayce, Brendan Beiser, Brittany Tiplady, Canada has got their bar seating figured out. Stools can eat a dick, Catherine Black, Chilton Crane, Chris Carter, Chris Carter Monologues, Claire Laffar, Cobra Commander, Creepy Mask Face Herda Hada Trailer Park Man, Cute Face Ugly Body, Dafid Palffy, Dark Man, Dave Hannay, David Duchovny, Det. Bob Giebelhouse, Detective KimmyGibblerHouse, Detective Sandwich, Dog Riding A Dolphin? Sign me up!, Dr. Daniel 'Danny' Miller Gregory Itzin, Evoking an emotional response does not necessarily equate with quality or success, Fallen Angel, Flight 549, Flight Attendant, Frank Black, Frank Spotnitz, Fuck that NICAP hat, G.J. Alison Matthews, Giants From Outer Space Take Robot For Walkies in Russian Park, Gillian Anderson, Greg Michaels, Greys, Hans Ingram Ron Sauve, How do the Millennium Groups finances work?, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HIS GODDAMN NAME?, introtox, introtox.com, Jaclynn Grad, Jerry Schram, Joe Spano, John Destrey, Jordan Black, K-19: The Widow Maker, Kim Manners, Lance Henriksen, Larold, Larold Rebhun, Little Traveller, Lost Time, Louis Frish, Lt. Bob 'Bletch' Bletcher, Mark Wilson, Max, Max Fenig, Megan Gallagher, Melting Marshmallow Teeth, Michael Short, Mike Millar, Millennium Mitch Pileggi, MP, Mr. Ballard, Mythology, Pendrell, Personnel Chief Dana Flender, Peter Watts, Pilot, pre 9/11 airport, Proloft, Radiation, Regy Sayhay, Rick Dobran, Robin Burdge, Roland, Sal Nancy Kerr, Sandy Geiger Cheryl Mullen, Scott Bellis, Scott Garrett, Scully killed Pendrell, Sean Penrell, Sharon Graffia, Showbiz, Skeletor, Smooth Time, So Max was flying to give Mulder the piece of alien tech? Why didn't his crazy girlfriend just give them her piece of alien tech when she met them, Stacy Fair, Stephen J. Lang, Steve Guttenberg, Stewardess, Stewart Laine, Superstructure or Plane Jane Regular Change your pants Jeff Selleck Foxworthy, Take some asprin Frank, Tammy Ginader, Tardot Dee Jay Jackson, Teliko, Tempus Fugit, Terry O'Quinn, The most awkward ninja, The slowest run ever, The Third Man, Tickle Me Elmo, Tom O'Brien, UFO, Ummm hey Jeff Selleck Foxworthy? Ya know Mulder was at that meeting where you were openly sneering at him, Val Stefoff, Waiter #1, Waiter #2, Waiter #3, Walter Skinner, Weird Dog Panting Effect, Why are these assholes just carrying around insanely radioactive items? Maybe put it in a lead-lined case. Definitely stop rubbing it on your face, Why isn't he still wearing the flippers, X-Files, xfiles, Željko Ivanek, Zeus and Roxanne