Chris Joins for 5×15 “Travelers” an episode with all the trappings of boring fanfiction and the lamest unnecessary explanation for why they are called “X-Files” imaginable. An epic West Side Story Battle between Owls and Roosters begins on Millennium 2×15 “Owls”.

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Where Roy Cohn is always the monster.

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Listen to Episode 5×15 – 1:50:28

Tags: 5&2, A Christmas Story, Angels, Arthur Dales, Bartender, Boring, Brad Cupples, Brian Leckner, Brittany Tiplady, Catherine Black, Chevy Chase, Claire Laffar, Claire sets the boundaries on when xmas ends, Clear Knight, Coroner, Cory Dagg, Dana Scully, Darren McGavin, David Duchovny, David Fredericks, David Moreland, Dean Aylesworth, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Dorothy Bahnsen, Edward Skur, Eileen Pedde, Eric W. Gilder, Esophagus Spiders, FBI Director, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Fredric Lane, Fuck Babyboomers, Fuck David Duchovny for making me take Chris Carter's side in an argument, Garret Dillahunt, Gillian Anderson, Glen Morgan, Hayes Michel, I do not understand this elaborate owl/rooster plot, I would be much more likely to believe Millennium was moving towards a movie than X-Files right now, introtox, introtox.com, J. Douglas Stewart, J. Edgar Hoover, James Wong, Jane Perry, Jets, JFK, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, John Lackland is History's Greatest Schmuck, Jordan Black, Kimberly Patton, Kristen Cloke, Lance Henriksen, Landlord, Lara Means, Look Honey I'm a Dragon Our Daughter Sees Angels And you work for straight up nazis., Magic Jeezo Wood, Malcolm Stewart, Maryland, Megan Gallagher, Millennium, Mitchell Kosterman, Mr. Johnston, Mrs Skur, old Edward Skur, Owls, Peter Watts, Peter Watts: Professional Creep, R. G. Armstrong, Richard I was the worst, Roger Haskett, Roosters, Roy Cohn, Sharks, Sheriff, So pops Mulder just let a guy keep killing people for all those decades? Cool guy, Space, Space Spiders, Taliens, Tammy Ginader, Terry O'Quinn, The Last Word: a Press Gang Introcast, The Old Man, The Unusual Suspects, Thomas J. Wright, Travelers, umm Watts? could you at least leave a note that you were skulking about in the shadows on my front door?, West Side Story, When your an owl your an owl all the way, Why are there solved cases in the same cabinet with unsolved cases, Why isn't Mulder the least bit interested in SPACE SPIDERS?!?, Why would you file unsolved cases under "U"?, X-Files, xfiles, young Arthur Dales, Young Bill Mulder

Evangeline is invited to our Thomas Kincaid Christmas Cottage for 4×23 “Demons” Mulder falls down a K-hole and gets shocking flashbacks of things we all already knew. Millennium 1×22 “Paper Dove” is an awesomely creepy season one finale that makes up for a lack of Detective Sandwich with a woman showcasing the most ridiculous accent ever.

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Where a drill to the head is always an option.

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Listen to Episode 4×23 – 1:47:40

Tags: Acting Chops, Agent Devlin, Alex Haythorne, Bad Photoshop, Barbara Williams, Baywatch Nights, Brad Cupples, Brittany Tiplady, C.R. Hunziger, Carol Scammel, Catherine Black, Chris Carter, Chris Owens, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dawn, Dean Aylesworth, Demons, Det. Bob Giebelhouse, Detective Joe Curtis, Detective KimmyGibblerHouse, Dr. Charles Goldstein, Evangeline Lilly is a fake, Flashbacks, Fox Mulder, Frank Black, Frank Cassini, Frank Spotnitz, George, Gillian Anderson, Henry Dion, introtox, introtox.com, It wouldn't have been so dark if you hadn't smashed all those lamps, Jay Acovone, Jordan Black, Judy Norton, Justine Miller, K-Hole, Ken Pogue, Ketamine, Kidnapped! Justified!, Kim Manners, Lance Henriksen, Lawnmower Man, Liar Liar PANTS ON FIRE!, Linda Sorensen, Little Spy, Looking down... well there's one acting choice... I guess., Mancuso F.B.I., Marie France Dion, Mark Snow gave Mulder a Seizure, Maxine Miller, Mike Nussbaum, Mike Starr, Millennium, Mulder the Maledroit Mandroid, Oblong and Teliko: Rookie Cops That Get Results!, obscure mysterious art of Oragami, Officer Imhof, Old Jewish Lady Mulder, Oragami Snatch!, Paul Raskin, Peter Watts, Poloroid Man, Previously on X-Files: The Episode, R.W. Goodwin, Rebecca Toolan, Robin Burdge, Samantha Mulder, Shelley Adam, Sideleg, Six weeks of mediocre writing, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Memories, Ted Mann, Teena Mulder, Teena Mulder is the worst, Teliko, Terry Jang Barclay, Terry O'Quinn, The desolation of Frank Black, The Figure, The Magician, The Millennium Group Megan Gallagher, The most detective detective, The Vortex, This disease also affected famed Russian author Fyodor Dostoyevsky as opposed to the lesser known greengrocer Irving Dostoyevsky, Thomas J. Wright, Thomas Kincaid, Thomas Kinkade can eat a dick, Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage, Time Changer, Tom Miller, Treppaning, Vanessa Morley, Walon Green, What Truth? YOU ALREADY KNEW THIS!, Why drill holes into the head? Especially during a seizure, Why is this therapist doing this?, William Nunn, X-Files, xfiles, Young Bill Mulder, Young Fox Mulder, Young Teena Mulder

Ya know that shadowy unnamed villain? How would you like to know all of his secrets? OR what if we waste over 44 min of your life by giving you a ton of garbage that in no way matches up with the show you’ve been watching up to this point? Better yet let’s try and force you to sympathize with him whilst hijacking the murders of actual humans for our shitty TV show. It’s ok we’re baby-boomers we own history and can exploit tragedy for commercial tat all we want! P.S. If you don’t like it it doesn’t even matter #Loophole #FuckYou Chris joins us to discuss “Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man” and the Millennium episode “Blood Relatives”

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Where nonsense conspiracy theories will always have hammers dropped on them.

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Listen to Episode 4×07 – 2:14:27

Tags: "Hey I'm just trying to keep up", 1962, 1963, 1991, 1992, 1996, A fouty four minute fuck you to the audience, A troubled orphan, all the facts, All The President's Men, Anita Hill, Apology Thwarting, Apparently Chris Carter was among the people that didn't have a fucking clue what was happening in this episode, Arbitrary use of black and white, assassinations, Baby Boomers, Bane, Baywatch Nights, Bill Mulder, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Buffalo Bills, Chris JC, Chris Owens, Cigarette Smoking Man, Claire Laffar, Coincidence, CSM-25 countermeasure filter, Dan Zukovic, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Fredericks, Dean Aylesworth, Deep Throat, Dermot Mulroney, Doctor Who, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Donnelly Rhodes, Dummy-Repeating-Exposition-Detective, Dutch, Einstein's Twin Paradox: A New Interpretation, Everybody can have plenty of blame there's no reason to serve it just to Chris Carter, Feel free to send us candy money pizza or scotch, Forrest Gump, Fort Bragg, Fox Mulder, Frank Spotnitz, Frohike should be dead, Fuck you baby-boomers, Fun Ride is the cloak of cowards, Gecko, General Francis, Gillian Anderson, Gingervitis, Glen Morgan, Greer Cort, Hacky, Henry IV part one, Hordak, How the fuck was anyone associated with this garbage nominated for anything other than unemployment?, I can kill you whenever I please... but not today, I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate this episode, Indiana George, introtox, introtox.com, J. Edgar Hoover, Jack Colquitt, James Earl Ray, James Wong, Jerry Hardin, JFK, Jimmy Olsen, Joe DiMaggio, John F. Kennedy, John Fitzgerald Byers, Just listening to this to write tags is raising my blood pressure, Last Breath, Laurie Murdoch, Laziest fucking writers room on the planet, Lee Harvey Oswald, Life is like a box of chocolates, Lone Gunman, Lydon, magazine, Martin Luther King Jr., Melvin Frohike, Millennium, Miracle on Ice Hockey Match, Morgan Weisser, Movies, Mr. Hunt, Mul-dor bland minion of Skeletor, Mulder was a smug douche as a baby, Musings of a Cigarette-Smoking Man, My advice? Burn it! It stunk, Nicotine Patch, Oliver Stone is a crank, Paul Jarrett, Peter Hanlon, Quantum Leap, Rang Dang Do, Raul Bloodworth, Red Dwarf, Red Skull, Resignation letter, Robin Burdge, Rodney King Trial, Roman a Clef, Ronald, Smoking Man, So there were no aliens between Roswell and 1991 now? Is Samantha still part of the mythology or should we ignore that like every other piece of 'mythology' that gets obliterated on a weekly basis?, Soap, Space: Above and Beyond, Spooky, Super Bowl, Swashbuckling George, Take a Chance: A Jack Colquitt Adventure, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, Terry O'Quinn's Mustache, The Comedian, The Commedian, The Lone Gunmen, The Magic Bullet, The Mark Snow - Murray Gold - Hanz Zimmer of our Generation, The New Mustache Man, This episode is completely disposable, Tom Braidwood, Trust no one, UFO wreck, ugh Frohike not being killed off is the cherry on the top of this shit sundae, UN resolution 1013, Wasted Opportunity, We devise at least two dozen better versions of this ep, We're not exactly sure of what happened on Millennium but it was still better than X-Files, What is the new Interpretation Scully? WHAT IS IT?, What the fuck happened between George arriving and leaving to make him not kill Frohike?, Where the fuck are the elders? Or anyone, Where the hell is Darin Morgan, Who the fuck put an alien on a ventilator?, Why do they have a sign?, Why does the alien have a ventilator?, William B. Davis, Winnie The Pooh, Winter Soldier, X-Files, xfiles, You're Skeptical of Victim's Services? Really?, Young William Mulder