Mila and Chris join us for Episode 11×04 – “The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat” in which Darin Morgan returns for kooky antics with his bff Alex Diakun and Reggie Something. We also uncover the most terrifying art ever created. It’s a fun ride.

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Where we are all huge fans of the Bearenstein Bears.

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It’s time for a new season and 6×01 “The Beginning” in which somehow they have finally decided to have some actual continuity on the show. The world champion chess master of the Philippines is back and he’s hunting down hiders in the reactor. We also meet our new favorite character Asst. Dir. Kersh. Millennium 2×21 “Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me”is everything we could have hoped for.

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Where no one tries to re-hydrate burnt paper.

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Listen to Episode 6×01 – 1:37:25

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Claire, Tammy, and Brad gather around microphones and record commentary about their dealings with the Millennium Episodes 2×21”Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me”

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Where we will never forget you, Toffee-Apple.

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Listen to Bonus Episode 2×21 – 0:50:51

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Mike joins us to discuss 4×20 “Small Potatoes” in which Mulder is forced to face the fact he has the personality of damp cardboard after a grip of monster-tail-garbage-rape-babies are born in West Virginia leading them to the least ambitious shapeshifter ever. And we learn that Millennium two-parters are not that different from X-Files two-parters in the flummoxing 1×19 “Powers, Principalities, Thrones and Dominions”

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Where Tammy takes out the trash (aka babies).

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Listen to Episode 4×20 – 1:55:00

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Mel and Matt join us as we continue to define words and explain the bare basics of logic and semi-critical thinking. Meanwhile Mulder chases a lake monster (seriously) and Scully transfers her daddy issues to Mulder after a bad week with Stingray. Brad almost has a stroke. Repeatedly.

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Where if you keep an open mind there’s a possibility of a magical pegasus pissing an unlimited supply of seven-hundred dollar bills into your wallet.

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Listen to Episode 3×22 – 2:11:47

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Ina joins us at our favorite sweet potato pie restaurant to discuss Darin Morgan’s final episode ‘José Chung’s From Outer Space.’ This ep has the greatest cast ever and enough plot to fill all three kitchen sinks that are wedged into it. It’s wackier than the actual thoughts going through Jesse Ventura’s head at any given time.

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Where the illuminati will force you to phrase your answer in the form of a question.

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Listen to Episode 3×20 – 1:56:51

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In this cuckoo-bananas episode, Des (and West) join us as we watch Syzygy in which Chris Carter does his best Darren Morgan impersonation. The stars and planets align with a specific town that is a vortex of some sort of generic non-specific energy resulting in two girls getting evil super powers or some such nonsense and everyone else in the town being equally psychotic. Also we meet the best extra ever!

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Where naked movie star games are never the work of Satan.

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Listen to Episode 3×13 – 2:07:52

Tags: 12 Janunary 1980, A shockingly outdated Irwin Allen joke that has only become more stale over time, All the hair, Amy the Rat, Apparently space makes everyone act like a fucking asshole, Astrology, Astrology is asinine nonsense, Baywatch Nights, Best X-files extra EVER!, Birthday, Bloody Mary, Bob Spitz, Bob the caretaker and funeral home owner, Brad Cupples, Brenda, Chris Carter is the worst, Claire goes on a cosmic murder spree, Claire Laffar, Comity, Cosmetology, Dana Scully, Dana Wheeler-Nicholson, Darin Morgan, David Duchovny, Davis is a beauty school dropout, Denalda Williams, Desiree Bingham, Det. Angela White, Detective Jane Lynch, Don't be yourself if you're name is Chris Carter, Dr. R.W. Godfrey, Energy is the measurement of something's ability to do work NOT a magic catchall for wackadoo bullshit, Ernest goes to School, Evangeline Lilly is a professional locker decoration, Fletch, Fox Mulder, Gabrielle Miller, Garry Davey, Ghost Witch, Gillian Anderson, GoofyMcStashPhotographer, Grover Cleveland Alexander, Heathers, Horned Beast? Who the fuck says horned beast? #UncleChrisCarterJoke, In an entirely unshocking admission Robin admits he enjoys terrible Uncle Chris Carter Jokes..., introtox, introtox.com, Irresistible, January 12 1979, Jay De Boom, Jellicle ADR, Jeopardy, Jeremy Radick, Keystone Cops, Leave that mystery unsolved Mulder, Letting Chris Carter Down is the bottom of my priority list, Lisa Robin Kelly, Margi Kleinjan, Minister, Missed it by a year, Mulder drinks like a 14yr old, Mulder tries to murder a cat, Naked Movie Star Games, Old men pretending to know how teenagers talk, OMG! Where are Satan and Brenda registered?, Our Town, Professional Asshole Garry Davey, Random Vortex Podcast, Recycled dialogue, Revelations, Rob Bowman, Robin Burdge, Rumor Panic, Russell Porter, Ryan Reynolds, Ryk Brown, Scott Simmons, Scully smoking DOES NOT increase the hotness. Robin has clearly been dipping into the cheese and vodka, Sgt Exclamation Point Sterling, Showgirls Dance Moves, So I guess Earth doesn't rotate or revolve the same way in X-Files universe? Because this shit makes zero fucking sense, Sooo much bullshit, STOP SAYING "BACK TO KINDERGARTEN" THAT IS NOT A THING, Sure. Fine. Whatever. ←Fuck. This. Shit., Syzygy, Tammy Ginader, Terri Roberts, The Craft, The Masturbating Bear, The Yoko Factor, Tim Dixon, Trying so hard, Ummm Jay De Boom is the stupidest name ever. If I was Ryan Reynolds Character I would have hung myself a long time ago, Video Game Facts, Vodka and Velveeta cocktail, Wait... did they even investigate Brenda's death? She was killed by flying glass in a room alone with Margi and Terri, Wendy Benson-Landes, West, What's on with Steph and Des, wikifeet, Worst detective ever, Wyatt Earp, X-Files, xfiles, Young Man, Zirinka

Despite a ton of technical difficulties we successfully thwarted all trickster god shenanigans and recorded this episode. Dan joins us from his doll room to discuss the greatest episode of X-Files ever, “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose” We chat about pupper dog, the Truly Stupendous Yappi and his even more stupendous eyebrow waggling, X-Files the musical, and Robin breaks out some voice work to give Duchovny’s Acting chops a run for their money.

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Where technical difficulties will never keep us from talking shit about Chris Carter.

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Listen to Episode 3×04 – 1:41:16

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Chris transmats in to discuss ‘Humbug’ wherein we encounter the most terrifying monster ever to appear on X-Files: Jim Rose. Claire attempts to drive Tammy insane via Entomophagy and Darrin Morgan flips the script in Chris Carterland.

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Where the future looks nothing like David Duchovney.

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Listen to Episode 2×20 – 2:02:06

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Happy Cinco de Mayo! Silent co-host Kim unmutes again as we talk about the wackiness that is ‘Blood’ whilst raising our Blood Alcohol Content by playing an introtox drinking game! It’s a super awesome episode so grab some booze and play along if you want to test the amazing recuperative power of the human liver!

Official Introtox Drinking Game Rules

Shot
– Puns / jokes by Robin nobody laughs at
– Any mention of ramjack
– If Man is standing in front of screen appears in Claires DVD menu screen.
– Any time I have to say shut up Robin.
– If we reach 10 pieces of feedback.
– If any voicemail feedback goes over the 5 minute mark

Drink
– Going forward and back
– Puns / jokes by robin
– If there is a connection to Leprachauns… in the hood.
– If Robin tries to justify x-files logic.
– If Brad then corrects Robin with actual logic.
– If we offer up an alternate ending.
– Every time a “fun fact” is brought up about Chris Carter
– Every time we discuss an electronic item getting smashed (as we will be smashed… lame joke)

Be warned: shit is gonna get crazy. Don’t drive or operate heavy machinery whilst playing along. Maybe lock your phone up and send the kids to grandma’s house too.

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It’s like a kegger with aliens and monsters and mediocre actors.

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Listen to Episode 2×03 – 1:42:15

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