September 22nd, 2016
Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.
Where we can’t believe this was on for 9 years.
Tags: 2012, Acting Chops, Adam Baldwin, Alan Dale, Alex Krycek, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, bell 206 jet ranger helicopter, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Owens, Christopher Stapleton, Claire Laffar, Clip Show, Clones, Cody Lightning, Cupcakes, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Deep Throat, Doomsday, Drones, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gibson Praise, Gillian Anderson, Hybrids, Indian Boy, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Julia Vera, Knowle Rohrer, Lana Chee, Laurie Holden, magnetite, Marita Covarrubias, Matthew Glave, Melvin Frohike, Michael David, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. X, Nicholas Lea, Pat Nadeau, Pennywise, Philippine Chess Champion, Questionable Legal Tactics, Richard Langly, Robert Patrick, Rosswell, Series Finale, Smoking Man, So no follow-up questions? none at all? ok... cool i guess?, Special Agent Kallenbrunner, Spiders Eyes, Steven Williams, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, The truth, This doesn't make sense, This is nonsense, This is nothing a little salad can’t fix, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, William, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles
March 30th, 2016
Ian joins us for the handiwork of Chris Carter episode 8×15 – “Deadalive”. Mulder’s return from death, autopsy, embalming, and three months in the ground is questionable as Scully 11 month pregnancy. On the plus side Little Doggett and Slycek face off. The Lone Gunmen 1×07 “Planet of the Frohikes” features a talking chimpanzee named Simon White-Thatch Potentloins, and therefore is the best episode of Lone Gunmen ever.
Where we call sentient intelligent creatures by the name they choose.
Tags: Alex Krycek, Arthur Gaffin, Billy Miles, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Bruno Verdoni, car crash, Christian Mythology is as nonsensically convoluted and useless as X-Files Mythology, Claire Laffar, Cleopatra 2525, continued from previous episode, Cooky Coroner's, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Doty, David Duchovny, David Duchovny Mask, Deadalive, Dean Haglund, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. Francis Orovetz, Dr. Haspliss, Dr. Lim, Easter, Edward Woodward, exhumation, fighting with a car driver, flag draped coffin, floating body, Fox Mulder, Gibby Brand, Gillian Anderson, Go Fuck Yourself, grave side ceremony, He is risen, He was autopsied embalmbed and buried in the ground without oxygen for THREE MONTHS, healer, Heart attack, introtox, introtox.com, It's not yours, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Kersh, Larry Dorf, Leland Crooke, Mad Sick Burns From CarriK and BradC, male in shower, man on life support, Manly Man Meter, Margaret Scully, Melvin Frohike, Minister, Mitch Pileggi, Monkeys, Morgue, Nanobots, Nelson Mashita, Nicholas Lea, No More Mulders, Pathology Assistant, Peanuts, Peter Bryant, Pierre, Pierre Boulle, piss and vinegar, Planet of the Frohikes, quoting jesus, raining, returning from the dead, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Richard McGonagle, Robert Patrick, Run Little Doggett, seizure, Sergeant, Sheila Larken, Simon White-Thatch Potentloins, skin peeling off, Slycek, Spycek, Stephen Snedden, Stingray, Stringrays baby, T-1000, Tammy Ginader, Terminator Times, That's not how decomposition work, That's not how vaccines work, The Five Heartbeats, The Lone Gunmen, The Math is absolutely impossible, This is nonsense, Tom Braidwood, transformation, Walter Skinner, Web of Queer Podcast, Why did they spend money on this fisherman scene?, wilmington north carolina, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zachary Ansley, Zuleikha Robinson
November 18th, 2015
Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss 7×18 – “Brand X” wherein the jigsaw killer plays a game in which he fills people’s lungs with bugs. It’s super gross and we are all upset at the lack of Bambi and George.
Where if a bug comes out of you you are DONE.
Tags: A Bug's Life, all things, Alvin Donald Kersh, Anne Voss, Arthur Rosenberg, Ashman, Bambi?, Bang the memories out, Batteries Not Included, Beetlejuice, Beetles, biochemist, Bitch Wife, Brad came across the greatest xfiles spoiler ever, Brad Cupples, Brand X, Bug Theme Parks, Bugs, Caryn West, Children of the Corn, Chim Cheroo, Chris JC, Cigarretes, Claire Laffar, completely unnecessary violence, Corn Man A Comin', coughing, Creep, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, Daniel Brimley, Daniel son of Wilford, Darryl Weaver, David Brimley, David Duchovny, David Duchovny has to stop improvising lines, David Sawyer, David Son of Wilford, Dennis Boutsikaris, Destro, DJ Jonny Jon Jon J Pope, Doctor, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Dr. Jim Scobie, Dr. Libby Nance, Dr. Peter Voss, E pluribis unum, face eaten, Fox Mulder, George, Gillian Anderson, Greg Poland, Gross, Harsh Realm, If you lungs filled with bugs you are dead, infestation, insectoids, introtox, introtox.com, Jesse Ventura, Joan Scobie, Jonathon Pope, Kermit, Kersh, Kim Manners, Lead Counsel, Michael Hungerford, Mitch Pileggi, Morley Cigarettes, panic attack, Pat Destro, Press Gang, Reptoids, Richard Cox, Rick Deats, robots, Ron Marasco, Saw, Schrodinger's Fuck, ScienceFacts, Season of the Witch, Second Windbreaker Man, Security Man, Shannon O'Hurley, Silver Shamrock, Smoking like a chimney, So no one checked that glass? Cool., Son, sooo it's not a tobacco beetle at all then? Cool., Spender, Stingray Side eye, Suicide, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Nightmares, Teenser Hitler, Teliko, Terror, The first windbreaker man died 25 yrs ago this very night, The Insider, The Jigsaw Killer, The Mummy, The Pretender, These Transcript writers are going crazy, Thomas Gastall, Thumbs-Up Dog, tobacco beetle, Tobin Bell, Transcript writers working that local flavor, Walter Skinner, Wash your shirt you gross fucks, We're just waiting for Terminator times, Where the fuck was Dr. Bambi, Where the wild things are, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BEETLES EVERYWHERE?, Why are you giving him money?, Wilford Brimley, witness protection, X-Files, xfiles, You can find Jonathon right here... in these very tags!, THE LAST WORD: A Press Gang Introcast with Chris and Alirio
November 11th, 2015
Michael David joins us for Gillian Anderson’s entirely unreasonable directorial debut in the collection of scenes labeled as 7×17 – “all things” in various publications that list/describe episodes of this show. Luckily Jon gives us a proper Dragnet tale to lift our spirits.
Where we don’t abuse the beds of friends/colleagues.
Tags: A agent, all things, all things fanfic, Alvin Donald Kersh, Auras, Be Reasonable, Being unreasonable, Blackheart, boom box, Brad Cupples, buddhism, Cancer, Carol, Carol Banker, Chakras, Characters Welcome, Chris Carter Monologue, Claire Laffar, Coincedence, Colleen Azar, Colleen Flynn, coma, Comeback Tammy, Covert Affairs, creepy smiling woman, Creepy stalker grandpa, crop circle, Crop circles are not 'geometrically perfect', Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, Daddy Issues, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, defibrillation, Different Choices, Doctor, Dr. Daniel Waterston, Dr. Kopeikan, Dragnet, Emily Sim, Feng Shui Life, Fishtank UFO, Fox Mulder, Fuck that doctor, Giant hands, Gilbert Gottfried, Gillian Anderson, Gillian Anderson might be the worst, How did she almost hit that woman?, How unreasonably boring is that fanfic, http://www.asapodcasting.com, I can't believe how terrible this is, I'm tired of everything being so reasonable, If your cancer doesn't heal itself it's your fault, IM A DOCTOR!, introtox, introtox.com, Jon Sterling Friday, Lauren Diewold, Little Buddhist Traveler, Lost, Maggie + Mulder 4Ever, mandelbrot fractal, Margaret 'Maggie' Waterston, Meltdown, Michael David picks the worst eps, Minority Report for crop circles, mirage, Moby, monster paws, Mulder is gross, Mulder wins, Mulder's one true love, musk, narrated by character, Nicolas Surovy, Not a fun ride, Not Maggie Gyllenhaal, Not Ray Wise, Nothing happens in this ep, Old man mustache, oodles of pizazz, Phobe Green, ponytail, posing as a gangmember, presuppositional apologetics, Pretendception, Pretentsious, pseudoscience, Quantum Leap, Reason can eat a dick, Reasonable, salad, Scully can't be a homewrecker if the home wasn't wrecked until she already left, Scully! Close your damn windows, Secret suicide, Skyrim Addict Podcast, slide show, Slow Motion, Speaking of different choices... Gillian Anderson make them, Spender, Stacy Haiduk, starts with narration, Stephen Hornyak, Stonehenge, Stop being so rationale, stupid hat woman, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Hates Michael David, Tarter Sauce Joe, Teenser Hitler, The Amazing Neckless Doctor, The American Taoist Center, The Chatter Box Podcast, The Pretender, The worst stalker ever, there's an unreasonable lack of pivotal moments in this ep, This is clearly unreasonable, This is garbage, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tiny hands, TXBI, Unnecessary Time Jump, unreasonable, Unreasonable Maggie, Walking into the wrong room, Weirdo CGI old naked mans heart, WHAT IS MULDER WEARING?, Why did he take his clothes off and get in her bed, Why is he Is Ian a catfish?, Winking Buddha, written and directed by cast member, X-Files, xfiles, You and your filthy degenerate reason!
November 4th, 2015
Join Claire and Brad, as no one else was brave enough to do so, as we discuss 7×16 – “Chimera” an episode with a surprising lack of chimeras and a surplus of ugly babies and terrifying Easter bunnies.
Where no one should be that scared of a bird.
Tags: Alvin Donald Kersh, Andrea Kelly, Ashley Edner, attacked by a bird, baby, Baby Katy Adderly, Bacteria, Brad Cupples, breaking a mirror, breaking mirror, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cassius Joyner, Charles Hoyes, Chimera, Claire Laffar, Cloke Revelations, ClokeCast, Creepy Easter Bunnies, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dr. Blankenship, Duke Joyner, easter egg hunt, Ellen Adderly, F. William Parker, fookin grapefruithead, For some reason no one wanted to talk about this episode, Fox Mulder, Fuck Cottage, Gillian Anderson, Gina Mastrogiacomo, How did Scully not figure this out sooner?, How did this child spend over six hours scared of a bird, Howard Crittendon, introtox, introtox.com, Jenny Uphouse, John Mese, Kristen Cloke, Martha Crittendon, Michelle Crittendon, Michelle Joyner, Mirrors, Mitch Pileggi, Monsters, Mulder is the worst, Nevermore, Odin, Outdoor food is a bad idea, Potluck, prostitute, psychology, Raven, Sadsack, scar, School Daze, Sheriff Phil Adderly, Spender, stakeout, Superstar, Tammy Ginader, telescope, Tell don't show, terror rabbit, That bunny is from the wrong side of the tracks, That is an ugly baby, That kid's got a fucking head like a volleyball, The most insane Doctor Who book ever, The Pretender, The Room, The wrong side of town, There aren't any chimeras in this episode, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tommy Wiseau, Vacation points, Walter Skinner, Wendy Schaal, What is a spirit?, What is wrong with this girl, wrong side of the tracks, X-Files, X-Files is clearly much better the less you think/talk about it, xfiles
September 16th, 2015
Evangeline and Alex join us for a real “Oh no… Copperheads!!” situation in 7×09 – “Signs & Wonders” in which Mulder and Scully meet The Devil who is a snake… again. And a grip of creepo Jeezos deliver snake babies. We question how eyeballs work in Harsh Ream 1×05 “More of the Same – Part 7” which, believe it or not, was actually put on television.
Where we are all proud and fancy free.
Tags: 'Til Death Do Us Part, 5&2, Alexander Green, Alvin Donald Kersh, Anaconda, Angel, animal torture, Beth Grant, Between 6 and 50? Why is that range so huge? How many did you lose, Black Mamba, Boom Mic guy, Brad Cupples, california gray rat snake, Cat Saliva, Check it out... Evangeline is here!, Chris Carter Civil War Letters, church, Claire Laffar, Clement Blake, Daisy Kersh, Dan Manning, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Deputy, Devil Snake Pregnancy, Doctors jealous of gods, Don't watch Harsh Realm, Donna May, Elderly Woman, Elyse Donalson, EMT, Enumeration Podcast, Eric Nenninger, Evangeline Spachis, Evangeline the Snake, Eyes are not portals to video games, Fox Mulder, Fun Fact: Alex was also in the same Clown Troupe as me. We did Birthday parties together. #MagiciansCanEatADick, fundamentalism, Fundamentalists try not to be more moral than their religion, Gillian Anderson, God Hates Goldilocks, Gracie O'Connor, Harsh Realm, His father was a snake, Holy Spirit Man #1, Holy Spirit Man #2, Holy Spirit Woman #1, hunting knife, incest, introtox, introtox.com, Iris Finster, Jared Chirp, Jeezo, Jigsaw, King Hiss, locked in a car, Luckily most people are more moral than their religion, Lumber Camp, Michael Childers, Middle Aged Woman, Oh no... Babies!!!, Oh no... Copperheads!!!, Pa Progress, Philip Lenkowsky, Phyllis Franklin, Pretending, Proud and fancy free, quotation from revelations, Ramjack Podcast, Randy Oglesby, rattlesnake, religious cult, Reptile Saliva, Reverend Enoch O'Connor, Reverend Samuel Mackey, Sadsack Gracie, Signs & Wonders, snake bite, Snake Venom is the villain of Snake Spiderman, Snakes are not fashion accesories, Snakes in Makeup Chairs, Snakes loves raves, Snowglobe, Sparkle Motion, Stevie Johnson, Stop bellydancing with snakes, Sugar Sugar Time!, Sugar Time!, Tammy Ginader, Tammy Hates Fake People, Teliko, Tennessee... sounds mediocre at best, That's not how eyes work, The Devil, The Devil is less creepy than these creepo jeezos, The Kersh Files, The Pretender, Thumbs-Up Dog, thunderstorm, title spoken by character, TN flashbacks, Tracy Middendorf, Wes Craven's New Nightmare, white mouse, X-Files, xfiles
May 5th, 2015
Gabby and Jonathon join us as we gather to pay our respects to an American Hero, Champion of the Taxpayer, and National Treasure: Jeffrey Spender and discuss 6×12 “One Son”. The mythology continues to make no sense at all and Mulder kills another citizen for no reason. On Millennium 3×09 “Omerta” it’s time for a kooky Christmas with Wood Nymphs.
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Where we are all in mourning.
Tags: "Agent Scully. Make some sense." "What the hell does that mean?" No Mulder. They did not burn themselves, 25 years, A lone cupcake without an owner, Agent Diana Fowley, Al Ruscio, Al Ryan, Alex Krycek, Alien Fetus, All the teeth, Alvin Donald Kersh, American Hero: Jeffrey Spender, ANSWER THE QUESTION, At The Hour Of Our Death, Bees that pollinate corn, Bill Mulder, BitchJerk, Black Oil, Bob Morrisey, Boney Nerone, boring awful monologues, brawatch, Brittany Tiplady, Bruce Harwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Candy-Apple, Cassandra Spender, Cassandra Spender is the worst mother EVER, CGB Spender, Chester George Barnabus Spender, Chris Carter half-assing it, Chris Owens, Cigarette Smoking Man, clone, Cobrakai, Cobrakai might be a spooky ghost, Colonization, Consequences!, Contagion, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, Dana with an 'I', David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, DID THEY BURN THE SHORT SKIRT?!?! NOOOOOOO!, DJ Jonny Jon Jon J-Pontif, Don S. Williams, Drawers in drawers, Eddie Scarpino Giannini, El Rico Air Force Base, Evangeline and Jonathon are the Gary Busey of our tags, Faceless Rebels, Faeries, Fifth Elder, First Elder, Fort Marlene, Fourth Elder, Fox Mulder, Foxy Disco Scientist 4Ever, Frank Black, Frank Ertl, FUCK YOU GEORGE, Gillian Anderson, How did Cassandra get to the base? Where did that truck come from?, How do they get their jobs back?, Hybrid, I can't believe how terrible this plan is, If they get their jobs back it's only because Kersh granted Spender's dying wish, James DiStefano, James Pickens, Jar Baby, Jeffrey Spender, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jon Polito, Jon vs Train, Jonathan Polgreen, Jonathon Pope, Jordan Black, Jr., Keegan Tracy, Kill yourself bitch, Klea Scott, Krycek, Lamp grabbing, Lance Henriksen, Laurie Holden, Lhasa, Lil' Candy Apple, Liquid Nitrogen, Little Foot, Little Girls in Masks, Loyalties to the X-Files, Marita Covarrubias, Mass Panic? Really?, Massive Head Trauma, Melvin Frohike, Michelle Beauchamp, Millennium, Mimi Rogers, Mitch Pileggi, Mobs, Mulder is 99% Cardboard, Mulder is a creep!, New York City, Nicholas Lea, Not passing. At. All., Omerta, One alien fetus = the lives of 30 human women. Thus the aliens have roughly the same stance on choice as the Republican Party, One Son, Peter Donat, PotentialCast, Previously on, Purity, Purity Control, R. Nelson Brown, Ralph, Ralph's family is forever destroyed, Remember when Mulder and Krycek were infected with the black oil, Richard Langly, RIP Spender, Rose, Rose has saw hand powers, Sexy Shower Time, She's The One, Sheriff Earl Parker, So what happened to the black oil turning into giant scary monsters?, Special Agent Emma Hollis, Spender needs to put a bell on his momz, Stick around til the end to hear tales of upsetting head wounds!, Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes. And I can take or leave it if it would thwart an INVASION OF GODDAMN ALIENS, Superman 3, Swishy Hipped Waggily Hand Aliens, Teliko, The Lone Gunmen, The Pretender, The Syndicate, THE WRONG SON DIED, There are so many ways to die in a hospital, These guys have spent more time in quarantine than any humans in history, This doesn't make sense at all, This is a shitty deal, Tom Braidwood, Tom McBeath, Tunisia, Veronica Cartwright, Walter Skinner, We might be podcasting with a g-g-g-ghost this week, What happened to Gibson and that alien?, What happens in the tree stays in the tree, What has been stopping the colonization up until now?, What is Frank wearing?, What was he doing in her apartment ALL night? Whitewater rafting Claire, Where did he even find that photo?, Why / When is that photo on fire?, Why did Mulder kill the conductor?, Why is Hollis here?, Why the fuck is George giving the Aliens a goddamn flag?, Wigs, William B. Davis, William Mulder, Wood nymphs, You can find Jonathon right here... in these very tags!