September 22nd, 2016
Michael David and Pat join us for 9×19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone’s favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.
Where we can’t believe this was on for 9 years.
Tags: 2012, Acting Chops, Adam Baldwin, Alan Dale, Alex Krycek, Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, bell 206 jet ranger helicopter, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Owens, Christopher Stapleton, Claire Laffar, Clip Show, Clones, Cody Lightning, Cupcakes, Daisy Kersh, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Deep Throat, Doomsday, Drones, Drunk Reyes, Fox Mulder, Gibson Praise, Gillian Anderson, Hybrids, Indian Boy, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Julia Vera, Knowle Rohrer, Lana Chee, Laurie Holden, magnetite, Marita Covarrubias, Matthew Glave, Melvin Frohike, Michael David, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. X, Nicholas Lea, Pat Nadeau, Pennywise, Philippine Chess Champion, Questionable Legal Tactics, Richard Langly, Robert Patrick, Rosswell, Series Finale, Smoking Man, So no follow-up questions? none at all? ok... cool i guess?, Special Agent Kallenbrunner, Spiders Eyes, Steven Williams, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, The truth, This doesn't make sense, This is nonsense, This is nothing a little salad can’t fix, Tom Braidwood, Toothpick Man, Walter Skinner, William, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles
September 1st, 2016
DJ J-Jon Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss the beautiful tapestry that is 9×16 “William’ Wherein Scully is the worst mom ever with the most questionable logic ever. Despite the unending supply of bullshit that is thrown at him American Hero Jeffrey Spender saves the world yet again. William moves to Brimleytown.
Where we are taking donations to buy Spender a Lone Gunmen mask.
Tags: Adam Nelson, Annabeth Gish, Baby William, Brad Cupples, Burning sheets, Chris JC, Chris Owens, Claire Laffar, Cupcakes, Cyd Strittmatter, Dana Scully, Daniel Miller, David Duchovny, DNA, Dr. Edwards, Gillian Anderson, Harsh Realm, House of D, How would he be shorter, introtox, introtox.com, It's a bad day for Doggett, James Riker, Jay Leno Fashions, Jeffrey Spender, John Doggett, Jonathon Pope, Kersh, Ma and Pa Kent, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Mr. Van De Kamp, Mrs. Van De Kamp, Robert Patrick, Scully is the worst mother, Shannon Hile, Stranger Danger, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, The Breather, Travis Riker, Walter Skinner, William, X-Files, xfiles
April 6th, 2016
Heidi joins us for episode 8×16 – “Three Words” in which Zombie Mulder is barely back from the dead and already being a dick. Thanks to Knwlle Rrgrgrorer, Little Doggett learns he’s never been closer to the truth. The Lone Gunmen 1×08 “Maximum Byers” misses all marks that it aims at and then ends with a state sponsored murder.
Where everyone is free to admit that the mythology is inexplicable nonsense.
Tags: 2001, Absolom, Adam Baldwin, Alvin Donald Kersh, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, CastleCast, CastleRant, Census Data, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clones, Convoluted schemes, Cupcakes, Dana Scully, data disk, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Dr. Lim, Drones, Dwight Hicks, Elvis, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, FeelTheBern, Fight The Future, Fight. Fight. Fight the Future, Fox Mulder, freight train, Fuck Mulder, Gary Bristow, Gillian Anderson, Greys, Hillary Clinton is the worst, Howard Salt, Intercom Guard, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeremiah Smith, Jimmy Bond, Joe Basile, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jonathan Murad, Knowle Rohrer, Knowwll Rrrhwrerrr, Knowwwllw Rurrrhrwerrerr, Knwll Rwhewererrrohrer, Lead Guard, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder is a dick, Mythology, Nelson Mashita, number in title, Old Fashioned Cop, prison, Prison Armed Guard, Prison Trustee, Ric Sarabia Ric Sarabia, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Rise in your Levis, Robert Patrick, Seriously though was he named by a Welsh stroke victim?, Shapeshifting Aliens, shot in the head, Stephen Snedden, Tammy Ginader, The Lone Gunmen, the white house, Three Words, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Transcript Writers, umm just take 2 steps and you're free, Walter Skinner, What does that Austin Powers joke mean?, What is the point of this conspiracy?, Why are the Lone Gunmen doing this? Scooby Doo had to go into arbitration with the WGA to get credit for creating the character of Knowle Rohrer, Why not make a clean break with your mythology?, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zombie, Zuleikha Robinson
February 3rd, 2016
Jon and Mike are honorary members of the Kersh Appreciation Society for Episode 8×07 – “Via Negativa”. Scully calls in sick to the episode and Manliest of Men John Swagger Dogget fights nightmares. We all enjoy Stingray’s hit children’s book “Don’t You Worry Little Dogget”
Where cupcakes are for reasonable agents ONLY.
Tags: Agent Angus Stedman, Agent James Leeds, American Hero Alvin Donald Kersh, Andre Bormanis, Anthony Tipet, Assistant Director Arnold, attempted suicide, awakened by a phone, axe murder, Brad Cupples, breaking down a door, Bruce Harwood, Chris Jacobs, Claire Laffar, Creeper, cult, Cupcakes, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Lynch, Dean Haglund, Dogget knows everybody, Don't you worry little Dogget, E.R. Doctor, episode title spoken by character, Fallout 4, Fallout Feed Podcast, falls church virginia, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, flashlight, Freddy Kruger, genocide, Gillian Anderson, Grant Heslov, Homeless Man, How could a car door ever be locked from the inside? The mind boggles, Humanzees, iboga, Illuminati, inspirational speech, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jesse Ventura, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jokes I don't get, Keith Szarabajka, Kevin McClatchy, Lawrence LeJohn, looking at one's self in a mirror, manly man, Mary Ostrow, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mr. X, Mustache Man Come Back To Us!, nightmare, Nightmare on Lynch Street, Nurse, Nurse angry about paperwork, Rats, razor blades, Real Acting Chops, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Rufus, Skinner... are you O.K.?, Skyrim, sleeping on the job, Splatter v Spatter, stakeout, Stingray, table saw, Tambers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, That chair is going to smell like Frohike for weeks now, The Dog House, The Lone Gunmen, Third Eye, This still makes no sense at all, Thumbs-Up Dog, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Too many rats AKA rat(s), Via Negativa, video recording, Voice Acting, Walter Skinner, Wayne Alexander, Wayne King, Who fucked Dopey?, Willard, X-Files, xfiles
December 30th, 2015
Jonathon joins us for Episode 8×02 – “Without” In which Mulder continues to battle the evil table whilst everyone else is trapped in a Benny Hill sketch. We question whether these “Alien Bounty Hunters” are actually bounty hunters and why is Scully turning into the worst?
Where we all wonder how well we *REALLY* know each other.
Tags: "beauty. emotion. and horror which in collision make The X-Files one of the best shows on TV" Ummm are you OK?, #JusticeForAgentPendrell, #TeamKersh, A ward of which state?, Agent Danny Mosley, Agent Gene Crane, Agent Landau, Alien Bounty Hunter, Alien Chocolate Hunters, Awkward deaf line, Baby Daryl, Be kind to your feet... they'll end up on your face, Benny Hill, Bounty Hunter, Brad Cupples, Brian Thompson, broken arm, broken leg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Calm down Mark Snow, Chesty, Chris Carter, Chris Carter Monologue, Christine Firkins, Claire Laffar, Cleopatra 2525, continued from previous episode, Cupcakes, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Do Not Cross Daisy Kersh, Do these bounty hunters get paid?, Doggett > Scully > Mulder, Don't wake someone up by forcing a shitty card into their wand, eurocopter as350 squirrel, Everyone gets away, Evil table, falling off a cliff, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, Fool For Love, Fox Mulder, Frank Black knew how to handle this shit, Gibson Andrew Praise, Gillian Anderson, Hey spaceships? What are you doing on earth? Go home. Or to space. Or Anywhere, I Stand with the Praise family, If we learned nothing else from Super Mario remember: stay away from deserts, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeff Gulka, Jesse Ventura, Jo-Ann Dean, John Doggett, Jonathan Palmer, Jonathon is in here... lurking about... and waiting, Kersh, Kershmas Cracker Slackers, Kim Manners, Kirk B.R. Woller, Kylo Ren, Low tech, Marc Gomes, Mitch Pileggi, Never Forget, Principal, Robert Patrick, Sal Landi, Scully can walk faster than a bicycle, Scully couldn't hear the helicopter over Mark Snow's music, Scully is becomming the worst, Secretary, sign language, Skin flowing, Slackers, Somebody call the ambassador to the Philippines, Spiders Eyes, Star Wars, Stingray, T-1000, Tammy Ginader, Tammy is the Kersh of her office, Terminator Times, The Force Awakens, The Pod Whisperer, Thea Sprecher, This trap door makes no sense, Thumbs-Up Dog, Tiny Eyes, title spoken by character, Ummm Chris... ya know the deaf can see right? Questionable Trapdoors. How the hell do these kids remember where this trap door is, Vincent Praise, Vincent Price, Wait... why should Mulder be smiling?, Walter Skinner, We've got a hider in the tiles!, What did Stingray and that Alien Bounty Hunter chat about?, What's up with the alien bounty hunter and stingray's glasses, Who covered up that trap door?, Why couldn't the FBI find a slow moving bleeding child with a massive head, Why do all of these shapeshifters want to look like Brian Thompson?, Why is Scully crying?, Will it be harder to escape the UFO than the gulag, Without, X-Files, xfiles, You've painted me the picture now put it in a frame
December 23rd, 2015
Happy Kershmas, Friends! Amanda joins us as we embark on Terminator Times and reunite with our cupcake baking hero Alvin Donald Kersh. Filipino chess champ Gibson Praise is back to being the key to everything again. And Mulder endures the terrors of an evil table.
Where we all wonder how well we *REALLY* know each other.
Tags: "Steel Magnolias" is delightful, 1013, a man's man, Agent Danny Mosley, Amanda can be found right here in THESE VERY TAGS! ...when not lurking elsewhere, Arizona... it's for passing through, Arlene Malinowski, Battlebot, Bruce Harwood, But... how well do you REALLY know your partner, Christine Firkins, Claire is throwing this kid under the bus, Cleopatra 2525, Col. Tiny Eyes, Cupcakes, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Denny Crane, Do Not Cross Daisy Kersh, Don't build scaffolding next to pylons, eurocopter as350 squirrel, Evil table, Evolution, Falling Mulder, Family, Family burial plots are weird, FBI Agent, Fetus Eclipse, Filipino Chess Prodigy, Fire in the Sky, Fox Mulder, Giant leaps of logic, Gibson Andrew Praise, Gibson is STILL the proof of everything?, Gillian Anderson, Haley Joel Osment, Hey transcript writers... are you OK?, How well do you know your partner, I was very close to putting 'I Know Him So Well' from Chess: The Musical at the end of this. I still want credit for how clever a choice it would have been, Jeff Gulka, Jo-Ann Dean, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jonathan Palmer, Keep Me The Fuck Out Of Chester County TN, Kersh, Kershmas Miracle, Kids on the loose!, Leave Kersh Alone, Little Face, Marc Gomes, Margaret Scully, Mauser's Day Out, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mustache Man in Star Wars, new boss, Nonsense, One more thing... how well did you know your partner, Paul Moncrief, pregnant, Principal, Promotions, Psychic Connections, Raleigh North Carolina, Reality Check, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Sad Sack Scully, Secretary, Sheila Larken, So how well did you know your partner, Spender, Stingray, Stop being angry at people helping you, T-1000, Teacher, Teena Mulder, Terminator Times, That's a rough looking kid, The Dream Child, The Family Stache, The Room, Thea Sprecher, This is nonsense, throwing drink in face, Tom Braidwood, Tombstone, Walter Skinner, When the Mulder hits your eye like a big pizza pie, Where was Jesus in this?
April 8th, 2015
Chris joins us to discuss 6×08 “Rain King” in which Scully and Mulder play matchmaker in a weirdly asymmetrical manner to coerce, former-SNL-star-turned-craven-conservative-lunatic, Victoria Jackson into dating a sexually frustrated weatherman. Millennium 3×05 “…Thirteen Years Later” is a bonkers whirlwind of wackiness with KISS.
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Tags: ...Thirteen Years Later, 1/64th Cherokee, 5&2, Ace Frehley, Adults Giving Valentines Cards is Weird, Alvin Donald Kersh, Amani, Brad Cupples, Buddy Christ, Campin' Buddies, campinbuddiesmovie.com, Carrie, Chris JC, Cindy Culpepper, Cindy is the best, Cindy is the first person to ask if they have a warrant, Claire Laffar, Clayton Rohner, Conservatives, Cupcakes, Daryl Mootz, David Duchovny, David Manis, Dirk Blocker, Dirt Water, Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour Podcast, Don't taste fake blood. Also don't taste anything on a hotel bedspread. EVER., Donnelly Rhodes, Driven insane for the third time in Frank's Life, Drought, Emma Hollis, England only allows so much skype across the ocean, Ethics in weather journalism, Eva O'Malley/Marta Danbury, Feel free to keep making fun of her until we find out she is actually mentally ill and not just a jerk, Finger Sandwiches, Fire Walk With Me, Fog? --Holman!, Francesca Ingrassia, Frank Black, Friday the 13th, Fun Facts, Game changing casting facts, Gene Simmons, Gillian Anderson, hail stone, Halloween, He is risen, He makes it rain, Heart shaped hail, Hollis are you ok? Have you ever seen a horror movie?, Holman Hardt, Horror film, I dread the mythology coming back, If the weather can affect emotions then maybe emotions can affect weather... WHAT. SERIOUSLY?, introtox, introtox.com, Islamic-Commie-Socialist Conspiracies, It's not safe on this planet, Jeezo, Jeff Yagher, Jeffrey Bell, Jim Pirri, Joe & Chris Do a Thing, Kansas, Kate Luyben, Kersh and Spender go camping, Kim Manners, KISS, Klea Scott, Kroner, Lance Henriksen, Lighning rod, Look he's going to destroy the town if you don't love him so just do it... ok?, Mark Bianco, Matthew Walker, Mayor Jim Gilmore, Mega Choker, Millennium, Mr. Lee, Mulder is the worst, MythBuster Facts, Nightmare on Elm St., Paul Stanley, Peter Criss, Poor-man's Bill Paxton, Press Gang, Prosthetic Leg, Questionable Wikipedia Photos, Rain Dance, Rain King, Rainbow, Return to Oz, Rock the Boat, Rowdy Beeman, Seasonal Affective Disorder, Secret Engadgement, Sharia Law, Sheila Fontaine, Sheriff Fritz Neuenschwander, Sir Douglas Latham, Skype, SNL, So many kooky episodes in a row, storm cloud, Tammy Ginader, Tammy respects the Peacocks for their work but she will never love them, technical difficulties, Terror sinks, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Thanks a lot OBAMA!, The Bastard Son of 100 Maniacs, The dumbest thing Mulder has ever said, The Last Word: a Press Gang Introcast, The Things We Do For Love, The weatherman, There are some very hilariously deluded never-to-be-ingénues in college theatre departments across the nation, There is no chemistry between Mulder and Scully, This ep should have been directed by David Lynch, Twister, Victoria Jackson, Waiting for Guffman, Weather Wizard, Wet dog Scully, WHAT DO THEY TALK ABOUT WHILST TRAVELING?, Wheelers, When and How are all of these people suing Daryl, Wikipedia, Wizard of Oz, X-Files, xfiles