Episode 6×21 – Field Trip
July 7th, 2015
Matt Joins us to discuss Mulder and Scully’s wacky visit to the mushroom kingdom in 6×21 “Field Trip” Millennium 3×18 “Bardo Thodol” makes almost no sense whatsoever (likely because it has the twin MacGuffins of bowls and cloned living hands) but Hollis does get angry.
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Listen to Episode 6×21 – 1:40:48
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Episode 5×15 – Travelers
December 31st, 2014
Chris Joins for 5×15 “Travelers” an episode with all the trappings of boring fanfiction and the lamest unnecessary explanation for why they are called “X-Files” imaginable. An epic West Side Story Battle between Owls and Roosters begins on Millennium 2×15 “Owls”.
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Where Roy Cohn is always the monster.
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Listen to Episode 5×15 – 1:50:28
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Episode 5×12 – Bad Blood
December 9th, 2014
It’s time for whimsical unnecessary-murder-by-law-enforcement officials as Mulder guiltlessly kills someone because he thinks they might be a vampire. Luckily by Mulder’s definition absolutely every person place and/or thing is a vampire. Dave and Matt join us for 5×12 “Bad Blood”. Millennium 1×12 “Luminary” brings back introduces us to Terry O’Quinn’s mustache family and we are attacked by Chris Carter monologues.
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Where the definition of vampire is much less amorphous.
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Listen to Episode 5×12 – 1:46:53
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Episode 5×09 – Schizogeny
November 19th, 2014
It’s “Blame The Interns” Week on X-Files as Ian and Matt join us to discuss Episode 5×09 – “Schizogeny” in which the Lorax defeats Norman Bates-esque woman with questionable fashion accessories. On Millennium we discuss the amazing Darin Morgan episode 2×09 “Jose Chung’s ‘Doomsday Defense'”
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Where we have the correct vowels in our names.
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Listen to Episode 5×09 – 2:06:00
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Episode 4×19 – Synchrony
August 13th, 2014
Moira is here to chill with us for 4×19 “Synchrony” in which a grumpy old time traveler goes on a surprisingly spry killing spree whilst trying to avoid bursting into flames. The shocking episode Millennium 1×18 “Lamentation” keeps us on the edge of our seats and we give a sigh of relief that perennial everyman Detective Sandwich/KimmyGibblerHaus is ok.
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Listen to Episode 4×19 – 1:42:06
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