November 10th, 2016
Ian and Michael David join us for 10×05 – “Babylon” an episode about the fears of old white dudes before Herr Trump rode in on his great white horse to save them. Basically Mulder and Scully try to talk to a dead terrorist. It’s absolute garbage.
Where we’re building a wall around this episode and Chris Carter is going to pay for it.
Tags: Agent Einstein, Agent Miller, Angry Woman, Artin John, ASA Podcasting, Babylon, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clinton, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Eric Breker, FBI Agent Guard, Firestorm, Fox Mulder, Fuck Chris Carter, Garry Chalk, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Islamophobia, J. Alex Brinson, Janet Kidder, John Fitzgerald Byers, Johnny Ghorbani, Lauren Ambrose, Mad Dog, Man in Suit 1, Man in Suit 2, Marci T. House, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mo Said, Nina Nayebi, Noora, Nurse, Osama Look Alike, Racism, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robbie Amell, Sexism, Shaine Jones, Shiraz, Smoking Man, SP Agent Brem, Stephen Lobo, Tammy Ginader, This is garbage, Tom Braidwood, Trump, Walter Skinner, Web of Queer Podcast, William B. Davis, X-Files, xfiles, Young Muslim
October 6th, 2016
Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that Mulder broke out of prison where he was on death row for murder.
Where we don’t sympathize with child molesters no matter how magical they are.
Tags: 1st Abductor, 2nd Abductor, 2nd Victim, Abduction, Adam Godley, Agent Mosley Drummy, Alex Diakun, Amanda can be found right here in THESE VERY TAGS! ...when not lurking on red carpets, Amanda Peet, ASAC Dakota Whitney, based on tv series, Billy Connolly, Blair Fearon, bleeding from eyes, Body Swapping Surgery, Brad Cupples, brain disease, Bullfrog Andy, Callum Keith Rennie, Carrie Ruscheinsky, Catchy songs that you shouldn't be caught singing in public near police officials, catholic, Catholicism, Cheryl Cunningham, ChiMo Joe, Chris Carter, Christian Fearon, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, Darin Morgan's BFF, David Duchovny, Denis Krasnogolov, dismemberment, Elderly Gent, Fagin Woodcock, falling from height, Father Joseph Crissman, Father Ybarra, fbi, Feed Store Proprietor, Female Assistant, Fox Mulder, Frank Spotnitz, Franz Tomczeszyn, Fuck Chris Carter, Gaunt Man, Gillian Anderson, googling a broad topic and printing 4 pieces of paper is all you need to do experimental brain surgery, Gross, Head Transplant, HoopleCast, human experimentation, I Want To Believe, ice bath, introtox, introtox.com, Janke Dacyshyn, Lucy Butler, Luke Cage, magical child molester, Male Assistant, Marco Niccoli, Margaret Fearon, Matt Asendorf, Matt is Wrong About Games, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Bannan, need surgery? Ask Jeeves!, Nicki Aycox, Novelization, nun, organ harvesting, Patrick Keating, pedophile, pedophile priest, Premiere, Priest, psychic, psychic vision, RIP Thumbs-Up Dog, Roger Horchow, russian, Sarah-Jane Redmond, sequel, severed arm, severed head, sex offender, Slight Man, snowplow, Sometimes one woman in a refridgerator in a scene just isn't enough, SpartaCast, Spencer Maybee, staff physician, stem cell therapy, Stem Cells, Stephen E. Miller, Still waiting for that Werewolf, Stingray, Tammy Ginader, The Defenders Podcast, This is dumb, title spoken by character, Two-Headed Dog, Veronika Hadrava, Walter Skinner, Werewolves, what did we get stuck in our rectums, Why the fuck are they calling him 'Father', X-Files, Xantha Radley, xfiles, Xzibit
July 23rd, 2016
John Doggett, Jim Rockford, Mike Pinocchio, and Elliot from E.T. join together to present the “true story” of Travis Walton’s abduction by aliens. We discuss this 1993 cinematic classic and the other bonkers claims from terribly titled book “The Walton Experience” that somehow didn’t quite make it into the film.
Where we are all ashamed of Mrs. Pratt.
Tags: 1970s, Abduction, Alien, alien abduction, Allan Dallis, arizona, based on book, based on supposedly true story, Blake Davis, blue collar, Bobby Cogdill, Brad Cupples, Bradley Gregg, Bruce Wright, Buck, car keys, chainsaw, Children of the Corn, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Craig Sheffer, cult film, Cyrus Gilson, D.B. Sweeney, Dan Walton, Dana Rogers, David Duchovny, David Whitlock, Dennis Clay, disappearance, dog skeleton, drinking water from a faucet, E.T., false accusation, false accusation of murder, Fire in the Sky, floating in space, Frank Watters, Georgia Emelin, Gillian Anderson, Greg Hayes, Henry Thomas, introtox, introtox.com, James Garner, Jim Rockford, John Doggett, Kathleen Wilhoite, Katie Rogers, Kenneth White, lie detector, logger, lumberjacking around, Mike Pinocchio, Mike Rogers, mountain, newspaper, Noble Willingham, outer space, Peter Berg, polygraph, post traumatic stress, Ray Melendez, Robert Covarrubias, Robert Patrick, Scott MacDonald, Shiny New Genitals, snowflake arizona, Spaceship, syrup, tabloid, Tammy Ginader, Terror, The Walton Experience, traumatic experience, traumatic memory, traumatic shock, Travis Walton, truck, UFO, urine sample, Wayne Grace, weightlessness, working class, X-Files, xfiles
July 20th, 2016
We continue onward with Chris Carter’s last minute half-assery in Episode 9×10 – “Providence” wherein nothing reasonable happens. Teliko helps Scully find secret passages and people possibly try to surf on a spaceship. Also this prophesy makes no sense.
Where we dont turn off hospital monitors.
Tags: Aliens, Annabeth Gish, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clone Drones, Damien Darhk, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Drunk Reyes, Gillian Anderson, Harsh Realm, Hybrids, introtox, introtox.com, Jim from Neighbors, John Doggett, Kersh, Monica Reyes, Nonesense, Prophecy, Providence, Robert Patrick, Spaceship, Super Soldiers, Tammy Ginader, Teliko, There might or might not be a bonus episode coming in a few days fans of Robert Patrick James Garner and genital replacing aliens will be excited., Toothpick Man, Trashcan Man is THE BEST, UFO Cult, William, X-Files, xfiles
June 30th, 2016
Will joins us for Episode 9×07 – “John Doe” in which Doggettt loses his memory and Reyes is drunk (as per usual). We discuss the absolute necessity for shoes at all times and learn that Reyes grew up in Mexico and theoretically speaks Spanish in a completely convincing manner.
Where shoes are required.
Tags: Alvin Kersh, Annabeth Gish, Barbara Doggett, Barbara Patrick, Bo Kane, Brad Cupples, Caballero, Cantina Cabrerra, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Cop, Coyotes, Dame Alice, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Day Twelve was a long day, Domingo Salmeron, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Drunk Reyes, Eduardo Antonio Garcia, F.J. Rio, First Cop, Frank Roman, Gillian Anderson, introtox, introtox.com, Jacob Handy, James Pickens Jr., John Doe, John Doggett, Late night shoe shine, Luke Doggett, Manliest ep, Mariano Molina, Marine Sergeant McCormick, Memory Vampire, Michelle MacLaren, mini terminators, Mitch Pileggi, Monica Reyes, Nestor, Nipple Ring, No shirt No shoes No Service, Old Fashioned Monkey-Shiners!, One Shoe, Ramón Franco, Rene Rivera, Robert Patrick, Scully flew to San Antonio to hand Reyes a piece of paper from someone who was already in the room with Reyes, Shoes, SpartaCast, Tammy Ginader, That guy was definately fucking that shoe right?, The Lost World, The Sense8 Podcast, Vince Gilligan, Walter Skinner, Why is luke outside riding a bike at 4:30AM, wikifeet, X-Files, xfiles, You can't keep up with Reyes if your liver is made of vomit, Zachary Handy, Zitto Kazann
June 23rd, 2016
Go to your nearest cyber-cafe and download Episode 9×06 – “Trust No 1″ in which Terry O’Quinn AKA Terrence Quinn AKA Peter/Jerry/Edgar Watts AKA Omar Santiago tries to catch Scully in an old-fashioned Sadsack-Turtleneck-Trap so that he can kill Mulder. He later explodes because of iron… or something. Also we finally figure out the deal with Reyes.
Where we don’t let strangers sleep in the same room with our babies.
Tags: 4D, Agent Edie Boal, Allison Smith, Annabeth Gish, Baby William, Boring, Brad Cupples, Brianne Prather, Chris Carter, Chris Carter is the worst, Claire Laffar, cyber cafe, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dinky Bacon, Drunk Reyes, Edgar Watts, Fitz Houston, Frank Spotnitz, Fuck Mulder, Gillian Anderson, Hotmail, introtox, introtox.com, James Riker, Jerry Watts, John Doggett, Kathryn Joosten, Less exciting than ironing shirts, Letters form the Harsh Realm, Man on the Street, Monica Reyes, Omar Santiago, Patti, Peter Watts, Princess and the Frog, RIP internet cafes 2000-2002, Robert Patrick, Sesame Street, Shadow Man, Sir Terrence of Quinn, so much filler, Station Manager, Steven Flynn, Tammy Ginader, Terrance Quinn, Terry O'Quinn, Tony Wharmby, Travis Riker, Trust No 1, Turtleneck, ummm X-Files? Mulder is just not that into you, X-Files, xfiles, Young Woman
June 16th, 2016
Prepare for another Kim Manners bug-wranglin’ classic ep of X-Files. Ian and Jon join us for Episode 9×05 – “Lord of the Flies” where we meet our hero Dr. Rocky Bronzino and learn that bug people are real creeps.
Where bug eps are the best eps.
Tags: 4D, Aaron Paul, Acting Chops, Aeryk Egan, Alias, all Entomologists on this show are the best, Annabeth Gish, Bill / Cap'n Dare, Brad Cupples, Branden Williams, Bugs are terrible at bicycle riding, Camera Dude, chokers are the worst, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David 'Sky Commander Winky' Winkle, David Duchovny, Despite his claims you can Find Jon Here in these very tags, DJ Jon Johnny J Jon, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. Herb Fountain, Dr. Rocky Bronzino, Dumbass, Dylan Lokensgard, Erick Avari, Flies, Gillian Anderson, Hank Harris, Hey Nat-Dawg? What's with your necklace?, introtox, introtox.com, Jackass, Jane Lynch, Jeff Goldblum, Jennifer Garner is a national treasure, John Doggett, Kim Manners, lice, Michael Wiseman, Monica Reyes, Mrs. Anne T. Lokensgard, Natalie Gordon, Reyes is the worst, Robert Patrick, Samaire Armstrong, Tammy Ginader, Teacher's Pet, The bug episodes are the best, The Dick Tremayne of X-Files, This book… I can’t even, Thomas Schnauz, Web of Queer Podcast, Why don't they have bugheads, X-Files, xfiles
June 9th, 2016
Chris and Will join us for Episode 9×04 – “4D” in which Doggett stumbles into the worst parallel universe ever and only through his knowledge of morse code and the actions of Follmer and questionable plotting is he able to put right what once went wrong.
Where we always check for consent before murdering a friend.
Tags: 4D, Agent Ricem Ming Lo, Alias, Angela Paton, Annabeth Gish, Brad Cupples, Brad Follmer, Cary Elwes, Chessington World of Adventures, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clamato, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, Dead Eyed Lunatic, Dexter Fletcher, Dimension, DNR, Down Below: A Babylon 5 IntroCast, Dr. Kim, Dylan Haggerty, Erwin Timothy Lukesh, Euthinasia without consent is murder, Follmer's best ep, FUCK REYES, Gil Colon, Gillian Anderson, Hot Sandwhich, I forgot Scully was in this episode again already, In every universe Reyes is expendable, introtox, introtox.com, Iron, It should be harder to kill someone, Jack the Ripper possesion episode of Star Trek, John Doggett, Kid Nation, little prick, Mitch Pileggi, Momz, Monica Reyes, morse code, Mrs. Lukesh, Mulder's Genie, No universe can handle the manliness of 2 Doggets, Parallel Universe, Polish Sausage, Portals, Potted Meat, Press Gang, Psycho, Reyes and Doggett have more chemistry than Scully and Mulder ever had, Robert Patrick, Steven Maeda, Straight Razor, Tammy Ginader, The 5th Dimension, The Alarm Button, The ending makes no sense, The Last Word Podcast: a Press Gang Introcast, The Lost World, The Sense8 Podcast, Tony Wharmby, Tounge, Walter Skinner, When did Skinner forget how to FBI?, Wolf in the Fold, X-Files, xfiles, Yay for slashing Reyes's throat, You said yourself..., Zappo Matic: the roller-skating robot
April 6th, 2016
Heidi joins us for episode 8×16 – “Three Words” in which Zombie Mulder is barely back from the dead and already being a dick. Thanks to Knwlle Rrgrgrorer, Little Doggett learns he’s never been closer to the truth. The Lone Gunmen 1×08 “Maximum Byers” misses all marks that it aims at and then ends with a state sponsored murder.
Where everyone is free to admit that the mythology is inexplicable nonsense.
Tags: 2001, Absolom, Adam Baldwin, Alvin Donald Kersh, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, CastleCast, CastleRant, Census Data, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clones, Convoluted schemes, Cupcakes, Dana Scully, data disk, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Dr. Lim, Drones, Dwight Hicks, Elvis, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, FeelTheBern, Fight The Future, Fight. Fight. Fight the Future, Fox Mulder, freight train, Fuck Mulder, Gary Bristow, Gillian Anderson, Greys, Hillary Clinton is the worst, Howard Salt, Intercom Guard, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeremiah Smith, Jimmy Bond, Joe Basile, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jonathan Murad, Knowle Rohrer, Knowwll Rrrhwrerrr, Knowwwllw Rurrrhrwerrerr, Knwll Rwhewererrrohrer, Lead Guard, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder is a dick, Mythology, Nelson Mashita, number in title, Old Fashioned Cop, prison, Prison Armed Guard, Prison Trustee, Ric Sarabia Ric Sarabia, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Rise in your Levis, Robert Patrick, Seriously though was he named by a Welsh stroke victim?, Shapeshifting Aliens, shot in the head, Stephen Snedden, Tammy Ginader, The Lone Gunmen, the white house, Three Words, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Transcript Writers, umm just take 2 steps and you're free, Walter Skinner, What does that Austin Powers joke mean?, What is the point of this conspiracy?, Why are the Lone Gunmen doing this? Scooby Doo had to go into arbitration with the WGA to get credit for creating the character of Knowle Rohrer, Why not make a clean break with your mythology?, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zombie, Zuleikha Robinson
March 16th, 2016
We’re back for Episode 8×13 – “Per Manum” in which someone finally remembers that Scully is pregnant. There are a grip of flashbacks to when Gillian Anderson had good hair and a lame partner. Also we meet everyone’s favorite new character Knowl Rohrrererrghragher. The Lone Gunmen 1×05 “Three Men and a Smoking Diaper” is as boring as it is sexist.
Where no one can read a sonogram.
Tags: Adam Baldwin, Agent Robin Kersh, Alexandra Margulies, baby, Baby William Jefferson, birth in a car, Brad Cupples, Brenda Sally, Bruce Harwood, Bryan Spicer, Busfield, caesarean section, Candus Churchill, Chris Carter, Christopher Rich, Claire Laffar, Dana Scully, David Duchovny, David Purdham, Dean Haglund, Delivery Nurse, Diana Castle, Dr. James Parenti, Dr. Lev, Dr. Miryum, Duffy Haskell, Elizabeth Cheap, Emily, Enid-Raye Adams, Evil table, fetus, Field Reporter, fingerprints, Fox Mulder, giant hair, Gillian Anderson, giving birth to non human baby, Hair, induced labor, intravenous, introtox, introtox.com, Jay Acovone, Jefferson, Jennifer Griffin, Jimmy Bond, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Kath McCready, Knowle Rohrer, Lindsay Bourne, locking a door, Madisyn LaCouvee, manly man, Martha Ashley, Megan Follows, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mitchell Kosterman, Morgan LaCouvee, Mustachioed Officer, mutation, Mythology, Not Mustache Man, ovary, Patricia Drake, Per Manum, pregnant, Producer, Randy Becker, Receptionist, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Robert Patrick, Sean Allan, Second Associate, Second Nurse, Singer #1, Stephen Snedden, Steven Anderson, sweaty face, syringe, Tammy Ginader, That accent... yikes, The Lone Gunmen, This plot makes no sense, Three Men and a Smoking Diaper, Tom Braidwood, Tonja Kahlens, ultrasound imaging, unable to conceive, Victoria Gallegos, Vince Gilligan, Walter Skinner, woman in labor, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zuleikha Robinson