Heidi joins us for episode 8×16 – “Three Words” in which Zombie Mulder is barely back from the dead and already being a dick. Thanks to Knwlle Rrgrgrorer, Little Doggett learns he’s never been closer to the truth. The Lone Gunmen 1×08 “Maximum Byers” misses all marks that it aims at and then ends with a state sponsored murder.

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Where everyone is free to admit that the mythology is inexplicable nonsense.

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Listen to Episode 8×16 – 2:02:53

Tags: 2001, Absolom, Adam Baldwin, Alvin Donald Kersh, Black Oil, Brad Cupples, Bruce Harwood, CastleCast, CastleRant, Census Data, Chris Carter, Claire Laffar, Clones, Convoluted schemes, Cupcakes, Dana Scully, data disk, David Duchovny, Dean Haglund, Dr. Lim, Drones, Dwight Hicks, Elvis, FBI Deputy Director Alvin Kersh, FeelTheBern, Fight The Future, Fight. Fight. Fight the Future, Fox Mulder, freight train, Fuck Mulder, Gary Bristow, Gillian Anderson, Greys, Hillary Clinton is the worst, Howard Salt, Intercom Guard, introtox, introtox.com, James Pickens Jr., Jeremiah Smith, Jimmy Bond, Joe Basile, John Doggett, John Fitzgerald Byers, Jonathan Murad, Knowle Rohrer, Knowwll Rrrhwrerrr, Knowwwllw Rurrrhrwerrerr, Knwll Rwhewererrrohrer, Lead Guard, Melvin Frohike, Mitch Pileggi, Mulder is a dick, Mythology, Nelson Mashita, number in title, Old Fashioned Cop, prison, Prison Armed Guard, Prison Trustee, Ric Sarabia Ric Sarabia, Richard 'Ringo' Langly, Rise in your Levis, Robert Patrick, Seriously though was he named by a Welsh stroke victim?, Shapeshifting Aliens, shot in the head, Stephen Snedden, Tammy Ginader, The Lone Gunmen, the white house, Three Words, title spoken by character, Tom Braidwood, Transcript Writers, umm just take 2 steps and you're free, Walter Skinner, What does that Austin Powers joke mean?, What is the point of this conspiracy?, Why are the Lone Gunmen doing this? Scooby Doo had to go into arbitration with the WGA to get credit for creating the character of Knowle Rohrer, Why not make a clean break with your mythology?, X-Files, xfiles, Yves Adele Harlow, Zombie, Zuleikha Robinson

Heidi and DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon are here to help us discuss 7×08 – “The Amazing Maleeni” Wherein some asshole magicians pull a heist, Mulder sends an innocent man to prison, and Scully continues to have the worst taste in men. Harsh Ream 1×04 “Enter Shitty Title Here” is somehow even less significant than usual.

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Where we all are ready to follow General Pennywise in the great war against the Magicians.

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Listen to Episode 7×08 – 1:39:49

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Chris and John Pavlich join us for 6×19 “The Unnatural” in which we are all shocked to learn that David Duchovny is competent at something. Brad makes an impassioned plea for old-fashioned traditional values. Millennium 3×16 “Saturn Dreaming of Mercury” is more disturbing the longer you think about it as Lucy Butler tries to show up Frank by going through Jordan.

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Where we will never take that alien bounty hunter seriously ever again.

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Listen to Episode 6×19 – 2:05:43

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Alirio and Heidi join us for 6×11 “Two Fathers”. It’s the mythology episode Claire has been begging for! Thrill at the minutes of valuable screen time devoted to an unnecessary exposition monologue! Marvel at the most racially uncomfortable writing sense the last time Chris Carter dared to have a black person in one of his scripts! Rage at the injustices heaped upon Jeff Spender: Champion of the Taxpayer! Agonize over the puzzle of why this episode is called “Two Fathers”. In Millennium 3×08 “Human Essence” Hollis has to clear her name and rescue her illegitimate junkie half-sister from a terrible plot.
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Where words have meanings.

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Listen to Episode 6×11 – 1:56:59

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Heidi and Matt are here to discuss the lackluster Episode 5×16 “Mind’s Eye” Claire has all the blind facts and Lili Taylor got hazard pay for the chip she had to carry on her character’s shoulder. The Millennium Group defeats the Nazis who were clearly never known for their subtlety in 2×16 “Roosters”.

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Where we don’t put razor blades in our fucking walls.

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Listen to Episode 5×16 – 1:37:42

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Heidi is here to help us get through 4×22 “Elegy” an episode that makes up for it’s lack of coherency with a surplus of goofy Unsolved Mysteries CGI ghosts and Millennium somehow finds yet even more Demons/Devils in 1×21 “Maranatha”.

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Where Frohike’s dad is more welcome than Frohike.

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Listen to Episode 4×22 – 1:38:33

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This is the episode where Robin gets his revenge on all of us. Poor Heidi unwittingly joins us for the worst episode of X-Files ‘Miracle Man’. Rage and general mockery reign supreme. I denounce and reject Chris Carter for his crimes against humanity. Most importantly we announce a super awesome contest that you will want to win.

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We will never take advantage of you in a desperate state for financial gain or give cover to people that would!

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Listen to Episode 1×18 – 1:26:09

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