October 6th, 2016
Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that Mulder broke out of prison where he was on death row for murder.
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August 7th, 2013
Paul Maki climbs out of the freezer room to talk with us about the reign of Colonel Tiny Eyes, Voodoo, and everyone’s favorite french fry loving were-cat ghost: Chester Bonaparte. Also we learn all about the difference between fresh new rubies and old worn out rubies and how to use description to make your writing pop!
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Tags: A Man and his Wong, Associate Bob, Baron Samedi, Baywatch Nights, Black Lodge, Brad Cupples, Bruce A. Young, Callum Keith Rennie, Cemetery Groundskeeper, Chester Bonaparte, Claire Laffar, Colonel Tiny Eyes, Colonel Wharton, Cool Cat, Creighton Dukes, Dana Scull, Daniel Benzali, David Duchovny, Demolition Man Fashions, Dexter Breakfast, Disapearing French Fries, Ernie Hudson, Evidence Shmevidence, Exposition Groundskeeper, Fanfiction, Fox Mulder, Fresh Bones, Frosted Maggot Flakes, Ghost Were-Cat, Gillian Anderson, Glenn Shaddix, Gross old worn out rubies, Hatians be Hatin', Intro to Bufotoxin, Intro to Tetrodotoxin, introtox, introtox.com, Ivory Soap, Jamil Walker Smith, Justice Thursdays on CBS, Katya Gardner, Kevin Conway, Lt. Foyle, Matt Hill, Mr. X, My eyes are tiny but Justice isn't blind when I'm on the case!, Nimoy vs Benzali, Peter Kelamis, Pierre Beauvais, Private Guttenberg, Private Harry Dunham, Private Kittel, Private McAlpin, Rasin Eyes, Robin, Robin Burdge, Roger R. Cross, Rufus, Steven Williams, Tammy Ginader, The best frogs, The deepest sandbox ever, The Jessica Fletcher of Voodoo happenstance, The most hilarious photoshop of all time, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Tiny Eyes Attorney at Law, Toad vs Frog: The controversy continues, Two Wongs don't make a right, Vinnie the Voodoo dog, Wong Dog and the mystery of hopalong frogs, X-Files, xfiles, Zombie General Deep Throat
February 5th, 2013
Alirio pops in before the big game to talk about an even bigger snooze-fest called Lazarus. When Robin’s inner-child dies it destroyed a large portion of the recording as well as all our watches (j/k no one has worn a watch in 15 years… but we did lose most of the episode) We learn that Scully dated the mutant-snowman killing sheriff from Jack Frost and Diabetes works very differently in X-Files world. We also say some amazingly awesome and hilarious things that you will never hear.
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Tags: 1 EKG 2 hearts 4 Ever!, 1994 Facts, Alirio’s White Lion Palace, Ambidextrous and mentally unstable OR possessed by the “spirit” of a bankrobbing dead guy, Callum Keith Rennie, Charts Diagrams and other wacky things that didn’t make it into the episode due to technical difficulties, Christopher Allport, Correction: Obviously Jack Frost 2 Return of the Mutant Killer Snowman takes place in the Caribbean and not Hawaii, Derry Cab Driver, Generic-Non-Specific-Energy Can Apparently Break Watches, I'm a doctor AND an FBI Agent I outrank the ER staff!, Jack Frost, Jack Frost 2 Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman, Lame-o Bank Robber, Lamest Bank R, Lamest Tattoo, Mediocrity on parade, Mulder wins, Nonsense just nonsense, NPH Insulin M.D., Pennywise the Clown, Possession, Prof. Varnes is off his medications, Professor Varnes Middle School Science Teacher / Mental Patient, Pumpkin and Honey Pie, Rapid Diabetic Death Syndrome from hypoglycemic coma via Shasta cola, Rigor mortis spreadsheets, Scully is 24? Really?, Scully's first kill and he doesn't even stay dead... AKA glass ceiling watch, Skeleton Mask Red Herrings, The Big Game, THE TITLE SEQUENCE WON A GODDAMN AWARD? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THAT IS INANITY?, What is a soul?, What is spirit?, What’s a Goalpost?, Yes there was snow! You killed it TWICE!